Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling (profile), 5 Jun 2012 @ 6:12am
Trolling the poor
" "99%"ers would be crying that they wanted the premium treatment at the non-premium price "
When the fire service put out a fire in a poor persons house, they should only give them the non-premium service, that only puts out the fire after the house is burnt down.
The fast lane on the freeway (premium service) should not be used by poor people with cheap ass cars traveling to minimum wage jobs.
When a poor person is murdered, give them the "non-premium" police service that doesn't collect evidence.
Your Ideas work well at creating class warfare ( trolling the poor ). I like it !
About $1.68 per person in the US.
I didn't include revolving door or the billions in ""campaign contributions""
Will inflate it, to make American people feel good about their true value.
#note to self: Add Random number..( $1.82 ) to the $1.68 value of American person.
So Americans..
How much you pay for it is irrelevant.(they sold that as well)
The TRUE VALUE OF YOUR HEALTH is about "TREE FIDDY " per year
Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 8:34am
how do you have a job ?
First-ist:
Yes it is. Wikipedia is software. You control it remotely with other software.
Y U NO UNDERSTAND INTERNETZWEB THINGY ?
Second-iz:
You get commissioned to make reports.
Your reports are valuable because of the work carried out making them.
COULD BE, YOUR JUST LAZY-ASSES, COPYPASTA-ING ONLINE INFO
Last-er-ary-ish:
The report can be useful, sensitive and highly confidential but that does not alter reality.
The pdf can be copied limitless times, at near-zero cost. #WORTHLESS
REALITY SUCKS - YOUR FINAL PRODUCT IS WORTHLESS - GO CRY ABOUT IT
Final-illy-ly
Even with a "literally worthless" final product, profit is still there to be made.
I WANT PROOF THAT YOU HAVE A JOB - SEEMS LIKE A FAR OUT STORY
Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 4:25am
scientifically proven to be a TRUE STORY
You can reproduce the result too.
( please don't use this technique for self harm or suicide )
This is how I nearly died from violating IP.
Last Thursday , I downloaded a pirate copy of Justin Beiber's album. It was in low ,96khz MP3 format.
Listened to it for about 5min, then I started feeling strange. No , I am not a lesbian, so I don't see Justin Beiber that way, that was not the strangeness I felt.
My ears where gushing out blood.
I lost over 9000milliliters of blood, nearly bled to death.
The message: Don't violate IP kids. You can you die from poor encodes.
Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling (profile), 25 May 2012 @ 4:15am
Re:
Agree , it is not a far fetched bogus number.
context of....
Jammie Thomas-Rasset's $1.92 million dollar playlist (2009)
Guns N Roses "Welcome to the Jungle"; "November Rain"
Vanessa Williams "Save the Best for Last"
Janet Jackson "Let’s What Awhile"
Gloria Estefan "Here We Are"; "Coming Out of the Heart"; "Rhythm is Gonna Get You"
Goo Goo Dolls "Iris"
Journey "Faithfully"; "Don’t Stop Believing"
Sara McLachlan "Possession"; "Building a Mystery"
Aerosmith "Cryin’"
Linkin Park "One Step Closer"
Def Leppard "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
Reba McEntire "One Honest Heart"
Bryan Adams "Somebody"
No Doubt "Bathwater"; "Hella Good"; "Different People"
Sheryl Crow "Run Baby Run"
Richard Marx "Now and Forever"
Destiny’s Child "Bills, Bills, Bills"
Green Day "Basket Case"
MAFIAA SAYS: LimeWire enabled $72 Trillion dollars in content theft.
Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling (profile), 24 May 2012 @ 3:32am
Re: Re: Re: Troll them hard!
Title accepted !
I would like to thank my wife, with her continued support I was able to achieve this prestigious title.
Would also like to thank m....""Beyonce's single should have won"" ..SHUT UP KANYE , go sit in the corner.
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Forgot to say
On the post: This Is Reporting? Fox News Ties Flame Malware To Angry Birds Because Both Use Lua
help with a witty comment.
Flame Malware was written in LUA.
F-Secure couldn't detect Flame.
Script kiddies: 1 ... AV companies: 0
On the post: Freemium Medical Care? Indian Hospital Shows That A Charitable Hospital Can Still Make A Profit
Trolling the poor
When the fire service put out a fire in a poor persons house, they should only give them the non-premium service, that only puts out the fire after the house is burnt down.
The fast lane on the freeway (premium service) should not be used by poor people with cheap ass cars traveling to minimum wage jobs.
When a poor person is murdered, give them the "non-premium" police service that doesn't collect evidence.
Your Ideas work well at creating class warfare ( trolling the poor ). I like it !
On the post: Freemium Medical Care? Indian Hospital Shows That A Charitable Hospital Can Still Make A Profit
problem ?
It is explained in my ongoing, educational trolling series.
How to troll an American : Lesson 2
Tell them how much their politicians sold them for.
( aka the TRUE VALUE OF AN AMERICAN )
About $1.68 per person in the US.
I didn't include revolving door or the billions in ""campaign contributions""
Will inflate it, to make American people feel good about their true value.
#note to self: Add Random number..( $1.82 ) to the $1.68 value of American person.
So Americans..
How much you pay for it is irrelevant.(they sold that as well)
The TRUE VALUE OF YOUR HEALTH is about "TREE FIDDY " per year
problem ?
Don't blame me , I didn't sell you.
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On the post: In Which I Debate The UK Publisher's Association Boss Who Attacked The British Library
do it
http://www.litopia.com/radio/benjamin-button/
On the post: DailyDirt: Burger Innovations From Around The World
Re: Re: How to troll an American
Let me assist your in you aim to achieve, "Blind Patriot Of The Year"
Yes .... original American Hamburgers from Hamburg, Germany after USA ruined the recipe.
exhibit a)
Pink slime burgers with BONUS ammonia. hmmmm sounds delicious
http://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pink-slime-1.jpg
exhibit b)
heart attack grill
http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/02/16/234125-heart-attack-grill.jpg
exhi bit c)
The results of the improved recipe
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/f/fat_american-12714.jpg
http://www.lifesl ittlemysteries.com/images/i/704/iFF/fat-man-hamburger-02.jpg?1324322062
http://www.susanweinernutri tion.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fat_american_walking_dog_from_car-1.jpg
http://2pep.com/funny%2 0pics/very%20funny%20hilarious%20strange%20pictures%20cool%20images/27/super_funny_hilarious_worlds% 20funniest_pictures_of_scooters-fat-people-2.jpg
On the post: 'Hack The Real World And Share The Results'
how do you have a job ?
Yes it is. Wikipedia is software. You control it remotely with other software.
Y U NO UNDERSTAND INTERNETZWEB THINGY ?
Second-iz:
You get commissioned to make reports.
Your reports are valuable because of the work carried out making them.
COULD BE, YOUR JUST LAZY-ASSES, COPYPASTA-ING ONLINE INFO
Last-er-ary-ish:
The report can be useful, sensitive and highly confidential but that does not alter reality.
The pdf can be copied limitless times, at near-zero cost. #WORTHLESS
REALITY SUCKS - YOUR FINAL PRODUCT IS WORTHLESS - GO CRY ABOUT IT
Final-illy-ly
Even with a "literally worthless" final product, profit is still there to be made.
I WANT PROOF THAT YOU HAVE A JOB - SEEMS LIKE A FAR OUT STORY
On the post: Dear Ari Emanuel: We're All Meeting On The Internet, Come Join Us
BUT
Studies have show that...
"Toddlers and Tiaras" creates over 9000 Paedos every year.
Just don't try to export that shit over to Europe. We don't want it.
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"Don't Read Andrew Keen's Book"
On the post: Dear Ari Emanuel: We're All Meeting On The Internet, Come Join Us
enema time buddy , you must be full of it
Repeat after me.
1......2..............3......4...........
1......2..............3......4...........
p eople flags .... the douche bags
people flags .... the douche bags
people flags .... the douche bags
people flags .... the douche bags
On the post: DailyDirt: Burger Innovations From Around The World
How to troll an American
Why are American burgers not featured in the article ?
They are the most outlandishly disgusting burgers in the world.
hmmmmm..... has epiphany
You ate them all... didn't you.
Now it's time to invade other countries and eat theirs.
The Americans race to achieve "Type 9001 diabetes" continues
On the post: EU Politicians Snub European Commission: Do Not See IP Protection As Key To Internal Security Strategy
scientifically proven to be a TRUE STORY
( please don't use this technique for self harm or suicide )
This is how I nearly died from violating IP.
Last Thursday , I downloaded a pirate copy of Justin Beiber's album. It was in low ,96khz MP3 format.
Listened to it for about 5min, then I started feeling strange. No , I am not a lesbian, so I don't see Justin Beiber that way, that was not the strangeness I felt.
My ears where gushing out blood.
I lost over 9000milliliters of blood, nearly bled to death.
The message: Don't violate IP kids. You can you die from poor encodes.
True Story
On the post: TV Networks File Legal Claims Saying Skipping Commercials Is Copyright Infringement
True.....But
Win and win = Epic Win !
Btw...Thanks for that handle G-T , will try to do it justice.
On the post: TV Networks File Legal Claims Saying Skipping Commercials Is Copyright Infringement
Great question....but
1) Agree that skipping commercials is copyright infringement.
2) Write petitions to government demanding tough laws.
3) ???????
4) Profit!
People will say WTF....
""I am criminal for not watching ads""
""There is something wrong with copyright""
This is the best anti-anti-copyright plan I have seen in a while.
Let's make this crazy law happen.
On the post: No, The RIAA Is Not Asking For $72 Trillion From Limewire (Bad Reporters, Bad)
Re:
context of....
MAFIAA SAYS:
LimeWire enabled $72 Trillion dollars in content theft.
Seems Legit !
not factual...but comprehensible with logic
On the post: Copylaundering: Jay Leno Airs Campaign Video From YouTube, NBC Claims Ownership Of Original
REALITY: Narrative creators of bullshit propaganda.
Jay Leno should respond to this, but for the above reasons, I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for a response.
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Re: Re: Re: Troll them hard!
On the post: Another Bogus Copyright Claim Silences Millions Of Rickrolls (Briefly)
Re: Re: Re: Troll them hard!
I would like to thank my wife, with her continued support I was able to achieve this prestigious title.
Would also like to thank m....""Beyonce's single should have won"" ..SHUT UP KANYE , go sit in the corner.
Anyway again, thanks for this title.
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