That Anonymous Coward (profile), 18 Nov 2021 @ 4:44am
Re: Re:
Heh they couldn't even pull off the old old trick of rendering the gameplay on a super computer to put in trailer to get everyone excited to buy it before anyone finds out its just stick figures.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 18 Nov 2021 @ 2:25am
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This made me audibly laugh out loud
Oh pookie, don't take me so seriously sometimes.
You said hentai and I pointed out yaoi would be more my speed.
Nothing mean behind the comment, not offended.
(Trust me most people have seen TAC offended and you can't miss it from space).
Something something a porn game based on Custer and they thought it was a good idea.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 17 Nov 2021 @ 8:40pm
Re: On another note:
Because they are playing to the base who believe this type of law is perfectly okay because it infringes only the bad peoples rights & will have no backlash for them.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 17 Nov 2021 @ 8:38pm
The parts are now available, however starting today all new iPhones internals will be covered in our protective epoxy that binds to all the components to help dissipate heat & protect the chips.
Also any change in the epoxy will void the warranty & most likely will result in damage to the phone as the chips will no longer be surface mounted, they will have space underneath to allow the epoxy to fully encase.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 17 Nov 2021 @ 8:30pm
The greatest trick I ever pulled was making you blame anything but me.
Mind you I am not the corrupting force people like to pretend I am, they just love having a scapegoat to blame for their shitty decisions and actions to they can pretend they NEVER would have done this if not for me influencing them to do it.
While everyone is roasting FB for doing all the bad, would someone like to count the number of lies coming out of Congress since the start of Covid?
How about those pretending Jan 6th wasn't a coup attempt?
How about those still pretending the vaccine is dangerous?
Whats FB's bodycount vs Congress?
Its so nice that you have labeled a single thing as the cause of all the bad, its comforting to the immortal to see humans repeating their history of never accepting any responsibility for their complete failures instead thinking if not for this other thing humans would have done better... you wouldn't have, you would have invested more in finding a scapegoat before actually attempting to fix the thing.
I mean really... why are their any lead service lines left in the nation?
How many more catastrophes are required before actually putting money in place to replace these lines that will pay misery forward for decades the longer they are left in place?
Why is there any possible debate that its not the right thing to do ASAP?
But yes dear little humans, its FB that causes all of the bad in the universe & you simple creatures can not be held responsible for refusing a vaccine & infecting other people who died because of your rights.
I might have the big chair in hell kids, but I'm no where near as cruel as humans are to each other.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 17 Nov 2021 @ 7:45am
"and give us the right credit for"
We are trying to give you credit for destroying shareholder value & you are fighting tooth and nail trying to pretend it wasn't your bad leadership that screwed it all up.
You think you are a master of the universe, but your entire industry is given training wheels by every governmental entity who should be taking you to the woodshed with all the shit you've pulled.
You haven't built ATT to be anything, decades of lobbying created a bloated screwed up company that makes money because no one else gets to use the playground. You magically forget that your 'success' is due to not having to compete or pay for your sins & make these grand plans assuming that running a zombie corporation that would keep trudging along with or without you at the helm can totes do what these other companies who actually work for a living can do.
Stay in your lane, stop buying and screwing things up.
Without the government holding your hand, you really shouldn't try to cross the street.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 17 Nov 2021 @ 3:09am
Limiting the size of gatherings in the middle of a fscking pandemic when evidence shows the religious folk are superspreaders & daring to suggest masks... ROCKET SHADOW DOCKET!!!!!
Just because we gave them training that it was legal for them to be filmed & to NOT go after them is no reason for them to think they were violating someones rights... Rocket Docket... meh do it right.
We're these the same Justices on a PR tour to pimp their books and try to pretend they weren't political??
Texas - Where a virus has reproductive rights but not women.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 17 Nov 2021 @ 3:04am
I sure do feel safer that terrorists can't get on planes anymore...
well this has to be true considering how focused they are on stealing cash and property from citizens under the sort of law thats not supposed to happen in THIS country.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 16 Nov 2021 @ 12:24am
OHAI Christine Hernandez,
I'm from the internet, and I've come to tell you something important... you're an idiot.
It is a pity that the various state bars refuse to deal with litigators who misrepresent the law to mislead their clients to get a paycheck.
An article about the overly zealous responses by one of your clients seems like a bit to on the nose for you to target with your ill conceived stupidity.
Please to ask Wikipedia about 'The Streisand Effect'... we'll wait.
Now with that knowledge, perhaps look into who founded Techdirt.
Now wait just a moment for the lightbulb in your head to power up.
We sent a bogus letter to a news outlet over an article calling us out over what assholes were are in our overreach of "protecting" clients trademarks run by the guy who came up with 'The Streisand Effect'.
Now a lesser lawyer might just either not respond or quietly try to unring the bell, but not you Christine!
Declare war!
You can totes win this case.
Welcome to the big leagues.
I look forward to mocking you again & again & again & again & again if you manage to keep your position. I mean you did way more harm to the North Face brand than anyone else around these parts.
Hell if North Face put half as much effort into quality of their items as they did in policing (harassing, intimidating) anyone who might be remotely close to their IP people might still buy their products.
Now they are known not only for shitty merch, but a shitty bully attitude. They have you to thank for that Christine Hernandez.
In closing...
Bye Christine Hernandez, you have no power here (this is the internet) leave before someone drops a parody on you...too.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 16 Nov 2021 @ 12:05am
They aren't the Feds, you can close your laptop at anytime.
I am uncomfortable with what is happening & I need to retain representation before I answer any further questions as it is unclear what the goal of this is.
They were lawyers, they can't demand shit from you without a court order & even then you still have rights.
They targeted him because he was Jewish!!!
So there is the claim thats supposed to elicit something & distract from the total lack of skinheads sent to beat him or someone threatening to gas him.
Perhaps this one falls apart more for me because I keep hearing they targeted me because I am conservative!!! and it actually triggering support from people to stupid to look at the underlying issues & that perhaps the Hitler Youth leader in a wheelchair (someone want to remind me what the Nazis did to the infirm?) screaming the N word and sieg heiling at the Congressional Black Caucus wasn't because he is conservative but because he is a vehement racist who violated all sorts of rules Congress has to abide by, and people need to stop listening to the distraction & find the actual facts.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 15 Nov 2021 @ 11:51pm
Something something had understood that even if consumers didn't understand what a rootkit could do, allowing them to escape unpunished for such a massive breach of trust & overreach might have slowed this sort of bullshit down.
Wait till someone figures out there is a framework that allows remote access to the devices running it.
That Anonymous Coward (profile), 15 Nov 2021 @ 11:46pm
Re: Re:
No you don't.
mental drift net engage
Robinhood had NO Customer Service for a very long time.
After a couple lawsuits & bad publicity where there were suicides because the platform told young investors they were on the hook for ridiculous amounts of money & well no one was bothering to get back to the panicked emails from these users who believed what was on their screen, not understanding it wasn't actually reality (which is a lesson everyone should learn about the market).
Then the very large blackeye of saving hedgefunds from stonks investors destroying them with GameStop stock, by just stopping trades, undoing trades, & suddenly inventing "rules" to protect the investors that only seemed to really help the Hedgefunds not crash.
They did a PR blitz, suddenly had a CSR team. Training optional, because it was basically mean to be like IT support with various tiers of CSR's that exist to make sure the few skilled helpers (that Robinhood promoted but were as available as the Loch Ness Monster to most customers) remained elusive.
We take your privacy seriously, but only now that we've been caught with our pants down. If we had hired a slightly more expensive CSR team maybe we could have avoided this but our stock price mattered more at the time.
Besides there is no real penalty to us in this, tacking more credit monitoring on what already exceeds the consumers life span is cheap. There is no will in government to hold us accountable, and consumers have short memories. We'll invent some great PR stories about an underdog getting rich & we'll double our user base.
On the post: Rockstar's GTA Retro Games Was Completely Broken And Support Was Ghosting Everyone
Re: Re:
Heh they couldn't even pull off the old old trick of rendering the gameplay on a super computer to put in trailer to get everyone excited to buy it before anyone finds out its just stick figures.
On the post: Jeff Bewkes Blames AT&T Incompetence For Bungled Time Warner, HBO Mergers
Re: On the plus side...
You ever looked at how cheaply you can purchase your own pocket congress critter?
Its a pittance.
On the post: Jury Correctly Recognizes That Print-On-Demand Website Isn't A 'Counterfeiting' Business Engaged In Infringement
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This made me audibly laugh out loud
Oh pookie, don't take me so seriously sometimes.
You said hentai and I pointed out yaoi would be more my speed.
Nothing mean behind the comment, not offended.
(Trust me most people have seen TAC offended and you can't miss it from space).
Something something a porn game based on Custer and they thought it was a good idea.
On the post: Wherein The Copia Institute Tells The Eleventh Circuit That Florida's SB 7072 Law Violates Our Rights
Re: On another note:
Because they are playing to the base who believe this type of law is perfectly okay because it infringes only the bad peoples rights & will have no backlash for them.
On the post: In Big Shift For Apple, Company Makes It Easier For Users To Repair Phones
The parts are now available, however starting today all new iPhones internals will be covered in our protective epoxy that binds to all the components to help dissipate heat & protect the chips.
Also any change in the epoxy will void the warranty & most likely will result in damage to the phone as the chips will no longer be surface mounted, they will have space underneath to allow the epoxy to fully encase.
On the post: Take-Two, Rockstar Continue DMCA Blitzing Mods And Save Games For GTA
Why would they do this??
Because Nintendo is still a massive company & they screw their player base all the time.
On the post: Media Spends Years Insisting Facebook Makes Society Worse; Then Trumpets A Poll Saying People Think Facebook Makes Society Worse
The greatest trick I ever pulled was making you blame anything but me.
Mind you I am not the corrupting force people like to pretend I am, they just love having a scapegoat to blame for their shitty decisions and actions to they can pretend they NEVER would have done this if not for me influencing them to do it.
While everyone is roasting FB for doing all the bad, would someone like to count the number of lies coming out of Congress since the start of Covid?
How about those pretending Jan 6th wasn't a coup attempt?
How about those still pretending the vaccine is dangerous?
Whats FB's bodycount vs Congress?
Its so nice that you have labeled a single thing as the cause of all the bad, its comforting to the immortal to see humans repeating their history of never accepting any responsibility for their complete failures instead thinking if not for this other thing humans would have done better... you wouldn't have, you would have invested more in finding a scapegoat before actually attempting to fix the thing.
I mean really... why are their any lead service lines left in the nation?
How many more catastrophes are required before actually putting money in place to replace these lines that will pay misery forward for decades the longer they are left in place?
Why is there any possible debate that its not the right thing to do ASAP?
But yes dear little humans, its FB that causes all of the bad in the universe & you simple creatures can not be held responsible for refusing a vaccine & infecting other people who died because of your rights.
I might have the big chair in hell kids, but I'm no where near as cruel as humans are to each other.
On the post: Jeff Bewkes Blames AT&T Incompetence For Bungled Time Warner, HBO Mergers
"and give us the right credit for"
We are trying to give you credit for destroying shareholder value & you are fighting tooth and nail trying to pretend it wasn't your bad leadership that screwed it all up.
You think you are a master of the universe, but your entire industry is given training wheels by every governmental entity who should be taking you to the woodshed with all the shit you've pulled.
You haven't built ATT to be anything, decades of lobbying created a bloated screwed up company that makes money because no one else gets to use the playground. You magically forget that your 'success' is due to not having to compete or pay for your sins & make these grand plans assuming that running a zombie corporation that would keep trudging along with or without you at the helm can totes do what these other companies who actually work for a living can do.
Stay in your lane, stop buying and screwing things up.
Without the government holding your hand, you really shouldn't try to cross the street.
On the post: Supreme Court Takes A Pass On A Chance To Firmly Establish A Right To Record Police Officers
Limiting the size of gatherings in the middle of a fscking pandemic when evidence shows the religious folk are superspreaders & daring to suggest masks... ROCKET SHADOW DOCKET!!!!!
Just because we gave them training that it was legal for them to be filmed & to NOT go after them is no reason for them to think they were violating someones rights... Rocket Docket... meh do it right.
We're these the same Justices on a PR tour to pimp their books and try to pretend they weren't political??
Texas - Where a virus has reproductive rights but not women.
On the post: DEA Racks Up Two Forfeiture Losses In One Week, Returns $100,000 In Stolen Cash To Victims
I sure do feel safer that terrorists can't get on planes anymore...
well this has to be true considering how focused they are on stealing cash and property from citizens under the sort of law thats not supposed to happen in THIS country.
On the post: Rockstar's GTA Retro Games Was Completely Broken And Support Was Ghosting Everyone
And yet somehow people keep giving them money...
The check is in the mail, the government is your friend, just the tip baby...
How many times do they get to lie to you?
On the post: Facebook Whistleblower Testifies Before 'Grand Committee On Disinformation'; Which Includes Countries That Lock People Up For Criticizing The Gov't
I grow weary of her world tour of someone give me a job to fix all of this.
On the post: Jury Correctly Recognizes That Print-On-Demand Website Isn't A 'Counterfeiting' Business Engaged In Infringement
Re: Re: Re: Re: This made me audibly laugh out loud
did we forget Yaoi is more my speed?
On the post: Jury Correctly Recognizes That Print-On-Demand Website Isn't A 'Counterfeiting' Business Engaged In Infringement
Re: Re: Re: Re: This made me audibly laugh out loud
Its the fear that I'd say this to a Judge that keeps me from being an expert.
On the post: Jury Correctly Recognizes That Print-On-Demand Website Isn't A 'Counterfeiting' Business Engaged In Infringement
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This made me audibly laugh out loud
In my head I was breaking it all into smaller units & requiring each person to only understand their small portion.
On the post: Hey North Face! Our Story About You Flipping Out Over 'Hey Fuck Face' Is Not Trademark Infringement
OHAI Christine Hernandez,
I'm from the internet, and I've come to tell you something important... you're an idiot.
It is a pity that the various state bars refuse to deal with litigators who misrepresent the law to mislead their clients to get a paycheck.
An article about the overly zealous responses by one of your clients seems like a bit to on the nose for you to target with your ill conceived stupidity.
Please to ask Wikipedia about 'The Streisand Effect'... we'll wait.
Now with that knowledge, perhaps look into who founded Techdirt.
Now wait just a moment for the lightbulb in your head to power up.
We sent a bogus letter to a news outlet over an article calling us out over what assholes were are in our overreach of "protecting" clients trademarks run by the guy who came up with 'The Streisand Effect'.
Now a lesser lawyer might just either not respond or quietly try to unring the bell, but not you Christine!
Declare war!
You can totes win this case.
Welcome to the big leagues.
I look forward to mocking you again & again & again & again & again if you manage to keep your position. I mean you did way more harm to the North Face brand than anyone else around these parts.
Hell if North Face put half as much effort into quality of their items as they did in policing (harassing, intimidating) anyone who might be remotely close to their IP people might still buy their products.
Now they are known not only for shitty merch, but a shitty bully attitude. They have you to thank for that Christine Hernandez.
In closing...
Bye Christine Hernandez, you have no power here (this is the internet) leave before someone drops a parody on you...too.
On the post: Lawsuit Claims A Zoom Call Was Unlawful Imprisonment
They aren't the Feds, you can close your laptop at anytime.
I am uncomfortable with what is happening & I need to retain representation before I answer any further questions as it is unclear what the goal of this is.
They were lawyers, they can't demand shit from you without a court order & even then you still have rights.
They targeted him because he was Jewish!!!
So there is the claim thats supposed to elicit something & distract from the total lack of skinheads sent to beat him or someone threatening to gas him.
Perhaps this one falls apart more for me because I keep hearing they targeted me because I am conservative!!! and it actually triggering support from people to stupid to look at the underlying issues & that perhaps the Hitler Youth leader in a wheelchair (someone want to remind me what the Nazis did to the infirm?) screaming the N word and sieg heiling at the Congressional Black Caucus wasn't because he is conservative but because he is a vehement racist who violated all sorts of rules Congress has to abide by, and people need to stop listening to the distraction & find the actual facts.
On the post: Does Copyright Give Companies The Right To Search Your Home And Computer?
Something something had understood that even if consumers didn't understand what a rootkit could do, allowing them to escape unpunished for such a massive breach of trust & overreach might have slowed this sort of bullshit down.
Wait till someone figures out there is a framework that allows remote access to the devices running it.
On the post: Does Copyright Give Companies The Right To Search Your Home And Computer?
Re:
Any idea how much it costs to defend an unenforceable law in other jurisdictions where it hasn't been ruled as unenforceable yet?
On the post: Hacker Tricked Robinhood Support Into Revealing Data Of 5 Million Users
Re: Re:
No you don't.
mental drift net engage
Robinhood had NO Customer Service for a very long time.
After a couple lawsuits & bad publicity where there were suicides because the platform told young investors they were on the hook for ridiculous amounts of money & well no one was bothering to get back to the panicked emails from these users who believed what was on their screen, not understanding it wasn't actually reality (which is a lesson everyone should learn about the market).
Then the very large blackeye of saving hedgefunds from stonks investors destroying them with GameStop stock, by just stopping trades, undoing trades, & suddenly inventing "rules" to protect the investors that only seemed to really help the Hedgefunds not crash.
They did a PR blitz, suddenly had a CSR team. Training optional, because it was basically mean to be like IT support with various tiers of CSR's that exist to make sure the few skilled helpers (that Robinhood promoted but were as available as the Loch Ness Monster to most customers) remained elusive.
We take your privacy seriously, but only now that we've been caught with our pants down. If we had hired a slightly more expensive CSR team maybe we could have avoided this but our stock price mattered more at the time.
Besides there is no real penalty to us in this, tacking more credit monitoring on what already exceeds the consumers life span is cheap. There is no will in government to hold us accountable, and consumers have short memories. We'll invent some great PR stories about an underdog getting rich & we'll double our user base.
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