This whole Techdirt site is basically r/woooosh in a large scale form. People try to make jokes but everyone else refuses to understand what the joke is.
Note: this comment had nothing to do with the article about GDPR. This was just an observation made from reading the comments on most of the articles. Do not get confused.
Trust me, Mr. Anonymous. Even the greatest facial recognition software can’t recognize the face of someone who’s trying too hard to relieve his constipation.
Now, when I ever go to san Francisco, I don’t have to worry about having my privacy disturbed when I’m taking a dump in the public restroom. Obviously they don’t recognize my poop face.
Wouldn’t it be useful if you robo-called the robo-caller and give them a taste of their own medicine?
...
I’ve read several stories of this happening and it nearly worked 75% of the time. Though, now that I think about it, it’s probably a stupid statistic that does no benefit.
...
This makes me wonder if this can be compared to the idea that they hire idiots to do the commercials in order to make simple tasks seem impossible.
Friction is a rash term to define the internet world. Friction is the opposite force in moving (gravity reference btw). I’m pretty sure you’re not skateboarding on a board made up of TechDirt comments.
No... I had referenced a scene from a “Last Man Standing” Christmas episode when Tim finds that the Nativity scene has more ‘babies’ and that it looks like an episode of Hoo-Haw.
I can’t spell stuff correctly sometimes and it hurts my self esteem.
Our attitude towards everyday occurrences changes. One year we like seeing people bonding together on the internet. Then suddenly we enter a year where everything is seen as racist and hostile even though just a few minutes ago people were fine with sharing their experiences.
...
What is happening? Can’t people just make up their minds and move on? Pretty soon someone’s gonna confuse Youtube and PornHub and it turns into an episode of “Hoo-Haw”
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Just Another Addition to the Corruption Wagon.
Ajit Pai needs a common sense pill because this is getting out of hand.
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Re: Using commercial companies to spy on people? OUTRAGEOUS!
I honestly thought you were gonna make an Illuminati reference.
On the post: Prince Harry Uses GDPR To Obtain Payout From Photographer Who Shot Photos Of His Rental Home
If There’s One Way To Describe TechDirt
This whole Techdirt site is basically r/woooosh in a large scale form. People try to make jokes but everyone else refuses to understand what the joke is.
Note: this comment had nothing to do with the article about GDPR. This was just an observation made from reading the comments on most of the articles. Do not get confused.
On the post: Kazakhstan Cops Protect Citizens' Free Speech Rights By Arresting A Protester Holding A Blank Sign
Re: Re: “It was a Blank Sign”
r/woooosh
On the post: Google Joins The Evidence-Optional Assault On Huawei
5G, huh.
More like 5 Gallons of stupidity right there.
They need to back their claims with unbiased evidence.
On the post: Kazakhstan Cops Protect Citizens' Free Speech Rights By Arresting A Protester Holding A Blank Sign
“It was a Blank Sign”
That or he wrote it with invisible ink.
(I’m going with the former)
On the post: Foxconn Still Trying To Tap Dance Around Its Ever-Shrinking Wisconsin Promises
Re: Wink, wink
Ah yes the ol’ “wink wink” trick.
On the post: San Francisco Is The First City In The World To Restrict Government Use Of Facial Recognition Technology. Hopefully It's Not The Last.
Re: Re: Oh Great!
Trust me, Mr. Anonymous. Even the greatest facial recognition software can’t recognize the face of someone who’s trying too hard to relieve his constipation.
On the post: San Francisco Is The First City In The World To Restrict Government Use Of Facial Recognition Technology. Hopefully It's Not The Last.
Oh Great!
Now, when I ever go to san Francisco, I don’t have to worry about having my privacy disturbed when I’m taking a dump in the public restroom. Obviously they don’t recognize my poop face.
On the post: The Subtle Economics Of Private World Of Warcraft Servers: Anarchy, Order And Who Gets The Loot
All Good and Well...
Till our internets get swiped!
On the post: Pai FCC 'Solution' To Nation's Great Robocall Apocalypse? More Meetings
What Better Way to Stop Robo Calls?
Wouldn’t it be useful if you robo-called the robo-caller and give them a taste of their own medicine?
...
I’ve read several stories of this happening and it nearly worked 75% of the time. Though, now that I think about it, it’s probably a stupid statistic that does no benefit.
...
This makes me wonder if this can be compared to the idea that they hire idiots to do the commercials in order to make simple tasks seem impossible.
On the post: Chris Hughes Helped Get Obama Elected, But Now That Facebook Helped Elect Trump, He Wants To Break It Up?
Re:
That makes sense. Thank you.
On the post: Chris Hughes Helped Get Obama Elected, But Now That Facebook Helped Elect Trump, He Wants To Break It Up?
Re:
Triple stitches? Yeah that’s when you snitch 3 times, I’m assuming?
(Btw, nobody’s calling u a snitch. I was just making a pun reference)
On the post: Chris Hughes Helped Get Obama Elected, But Now That Facebook Helped Elect Trump, He Wants To Break It Up?
Friction... this is no Physics lecture
Friction is a rash term to define the internet world. Friction is the opposite force in moving (gravity reference btw). I’m pretty sure you’re not skateboarding on a board made up of TechDirt comments.
On the post: Chris Hughes Helped Get Obama Elected, But Now That Facebook Helped Elect Trump, He Wants To Break It Up?
Re: Re: Re: As the Years Come and Go...
No... I had referenced a scene from a “Last Man Standing” Christmas episode when Tim finds that the Nativity scene has more ‘babies’ and that it looks like an episode of Hoo-Haw.
I can’t spell stuff correctly sometimes and it hurts my self esteem.
On the post: Chris Hughes Helped Get Obama Elected, But Now That Facebook Helped Elect Trump, He Wants To Break It Up?
As the Years Come and Go...
Our attitude towards everyday occurrences changes. One year we like seeing people bonding together on the internet. Then suddenly we enter a year where everything is seen as racist and hostile even though just a few minutes ago people were fine with sharing their experiences.
...
What is happening? Can’t people just make up their minds and move on? Pretty soon someone’s gonna confuse Youtube and PornHub and it turns into an episode of “Hoo-Haw”
On the post: GDPR Concerns Temporarily Result In The Removal Of Trash Cans From Ireland Post Office
Re: Re: Trash Cans? Seriously?
Oh gosh dangit! My bad. I keep misreading the title and that has become a bad habit that I need to break soon.
On the post: GDPR Concerns Temporarily Result In The Removal Of Trash Cans From Ireland Post Office
Trash Cans? Seriously?
They probably wanted to remove them so that they have an excuse to not throw away any of their corrupt practices.
By now they’ve probably have an entire land-fill full of corrupt laws that’s piling their office.
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Savage
This is why they need a Savage vote button. I applaud how meta this comment is. Not even I could’ve thought of this.
On the post: And Scene: Suburban Express To Shut Down In Mere Months
Thin Skin...The Worst Part of an Onion
Gosh if we had as thin of a skin as onions, I’d be the one crying when we shed that skin. Now I know how the onions feel.
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