"But there HAS to be a creative way to fake an orgasm and get what looks to be some man chowder on whoever is groping me."
Not exactly an ideal way, but I do have A way:
1. Bring extra pants and underwear in carry on
2. Drink lots of water and beans
3. As they rub your nuts, relieve the pressure in your bladder and act like you had an orgasm.
4. as they grab your rear, let the beans erupt and state "Sorry, I should not have had that last burito"
5. Thank them for their "service" that left you feeling "wonderful"
6. Change in the bathroom, then board your plane.
9/11 and we get our fingernail clippers taken away
Shoe bomber comes along and we catch athletes foot and the security gate starts to smell a little less pleasant.
The Pansy Panty Bomber fails and now we get subjected to porno scanners and groping.
I predict the next step is the rectum bomber which is likely to result in your 'friendly' TSA worker singing and dancing as he asks "What what (in the butt)" as you bend over and spread before boarding: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&feature=player_embedded
This has been a presentation by your local Security Theater. Hope you enjoyed the show.
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Re: Re: Re: Well....
Not exactly an ideal way, but I do have A way:
1. Bring extra pants and underwear in carry on
2. Drink lots of water and beans
3. As they rub your nuts, relieve the pressure in your bladder and act like you had an orgasm.
4. as they grab your rear, let the beans erupt and state "Sorry, I should not have had that last burito"
5. Thank them for their "service" that left you feeling "wonderful"
6. Change in the bathroom, then board your plane.
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Progress?
Shoe bomber comes along and we catch athletes foot and the security gate starts to smell a little less pleasant.
The Pansy Panty Bomber fails and now we get subjected to porno scanners and groping.
I predict the next step is the rectum bomber which is likely to result in your 'friendly' TSA worker singing and dancing as he asks "What what (in the butt)" as you bend over and spread before boarding:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&feature=player_embedded
This has been a presentation by your local Security Theater. Hope you enjoyed the show.
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Re: Re: Keep up the pressure
Too bad there is nothing Patriotic about it.
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BackscatterMillimeter Wave Naked Scanners Confused By Folds In ClothingLow dose of radiation.....
Go read about the Therac-25 radiation therapy machine that was designed to SAVE lives but instead took them:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25
Then imagine how many people could be hurt from a malfunctioning full body scanner in a single day.
I sure hope these are not connected to a network of any kind, imagine terrorist hackers who modify the firmware to increase the radiation levels.
I'm sure someone will point out that there are likely safeguards to prevent such problems. To that I'll point out that the unsinkable Titanic, sank.
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