TSA Agents Absolutely Hate New Pat Downs, Find Them Disgusting And Morale Breaking

from the this-is-what-you-get-with-security-theater dept

One of the common themes that people keep mentioning in talking about the new TSA pat down procedures is that those involved must "enjoy" the groping they're giving people. But, of course, most TSA agents are normal every day people who don't actually want to grope random people. Chris Tolles points us to a post from BoardingArea.com, who reached out to some TSA agents and found that many TSA agents hate the new rules and find it to be sapping morale to have to grope passengers. Some of it appears to be the verbal abuse they're getting from travelers, but some of it is just the fact that they have to keep touching people they'd rather not touch in that way:
"It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another man’s private parts, their butt, their inner thigh. Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!"
Of course, it does seem like a lot of the "morale" part comes from everyone accusing them of molesting them. I recognize, they're not the ones making policy, but many of the people being groped do feel violated and it's not surprising that many of them speak out.
"Molester, pervert, disgusting, an embarrassment, creep. These are all words I have heard today at work describing me, said in my presence as I patted passengers down. These comments are painful and demoralizing, one day is bad enough, but I have to come back tomorrow, the next day and the day after that to keep hearing these comments. If something doesn’t change in the next two weeks I don’t know how much longer I can withstand this taunting. I go home and I cry. I am serving my country, I should not have to go home and cry after a day of honorably serving my country."
This is going to be a serious problem for the TSA if it doesn't figure out something quick. So far, the TSA seems to be in near absolute denial that this is actually a problem, but if these TSA responses are indicative of how most TSA agents feel, there are going to be a lot fewer security people at airports very, very soon.

Of course... it could be true that at least some of those actually are enjoying the process. Reader Lance point us to (an admittedly hearsay) story of a pilot traveling with his 18-year old daughter. As they approached the naked image scanner, the pilot overheard a TSA agent say into his radio: "heads up, got a cutie for you." One of the points the TSA has been making is that the folks looking at the images are off in another room somewhere, unable to see the people -- but they are in contact with those at the security checkpoint, and you'd have to imagine this kind of thing happens.
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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:29am

    Surely I am not alone in being sick to death of stories about the TSA and 4 Loko.

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:50am

      Re:

      I'm rather glad that this topic keeps popping up. It's pretty obvious that the American public are starting to find their voice on this issue. It takes a while to get the word out and engage the country in conversations (Outside of a politician repeating it over and over during election years.) that are important.
      I agree that the topic is getting a bit hashed but I'm encouraged to see more and more people speaking up.
      Apathy is the cancer of our society.

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:58pm

        Re: Re:

        I'll bet this has less to do with the American public and more to do with the lead story in the 6th largest media market in the US this week is that the local sports radio show is moving in next door the the television station.

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    • identicon
      Joe Loko, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:27pm

      Woo!

      Woo!

      The alcohol in me turns your mental and physical faculites to junk.
      But the caffeine in me fools your brain into thinking everythings ok!

      Woo!

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    • identicon
      ron, 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:07pm

      Re:

      then why did you click on this story to read it?

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    • icon
      Rose M. Welch (profile), 20 Nov 2010 @ 6:24am

      Re:

      You might be. Personally, I'm happy to see so much attention given to the issue. Hopefully, it continues until sensible changes are made.

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    • identicon
      Alvin, 21 Nov 2010 @ 12:04pm

      Re:

      Yet, here you are.

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  • icon
    Chris Maresca (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:30am

    Sad day for the USA

    From Dictionary.com:

    "ter·ror·ism
       /ˈtɛrəˌrɪzəm/ Show Spelled[ter-uh-riz-uhm]
    1. the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, esp. for political purposes.
    2. the state of fear and submission produced by terrorism or terrorization.
    3. a terroristic method of governing or of resisting a government. "

    Mission accomplished, apparently. People are intimated, coerced and in a state of fear & submission.

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    • icon
      :Lobo Santo (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:49am

      Re: Sad day for the USA

      Yes, the media and US Government have done a fine job of scaring everybody.

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    • identicon
      Robert Clay, 23 Nov 2010 @ 5:07am

      Re: Sad day for the USA

      Are you saying you would rather have planes falling out of the sky again?

      The US has been very lucky, for almost a century, in avoiding massive terrorist attacks (Before you scoff about "Almost a Century" please read a book, any book). Our time has run out and we now have to face the same choices the Brits did in the early 1900's with the IRA.

      If I'm faced with the choice of having my privacy violated by the TSA or by having my plane hit the ground at 400mph; I will choose the TSA.

      This manufactured outrage racing about the country has done nothing but encourage the bad guys and made the US laughing stocks in the eyes of our allies.

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        Gabriel Tane (profile), 23 Nov 2010 @ 5:50am

        Re: Re: Sad day for the USA

        "Are you saying you would rather have planes falling out of the sky again?"

        Absolutely not... but we WOULD like some kind of verifiable evidence that these processes have helped keep that from happening. The one time someone asked, they were told "sorry, that information is a state secret". ref: http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20101119/18284511954/whether-not-tsa-has-ever-caught-terrorist-is-a pparently-state-secret.shtml

        "The US has been very lucky, for almost a century, in avoiding massive terrorist attacks (Before you scoff about "Almost a Century" please read a book, any book). Our time has run out and we now have to face the same choices the Brits did in the early 1900's with the IRA.

        Before you start drawing parallels between the Taliban and the IRA, you better make sure you understand their ideals and the reasons behind their actions. I'm sure that you know that the IRA in the early 1900's was a self-proclaimed 'freedom force' fighting to overthrow British rule. Sound familiar? Because if you're saying they're the same as the Taliban, they so are we. We were a self-proclaimed freedom force fighting to overthrow British rule back in 1776... we just happened to win and wrote the history.

        Now, if you're talking about the IRA that most people would call terrorists in the 80's, you’re talking about a splinter group that broke off of the 'official' IRA. Both groups denied the validity of each other, but the splinter-group (later called the Provisional IRA) are the ones most people mean when they say "The IRA" in the same sentence as "terrorism". And if you're going to point out the Belfast incident as one of their actions, remember that that engagement was actually between the two factions of IRA, not the British. It seems that the P-IRA and the IRA were as focused on killing each other as they were with ‘terrorizing’ Britain.

        "If I'm faced with the choice of having my privacy violated by the TSA or by having my plane hit the ground at 400mph; I will choose the TSA."

        Ok, but the rest of us are not so ready to surrender our constitutional rights, especially since the payment for buying our rights is an empty wooden nickel that has no value. Again, no proof that any of this is even effective at its stated purpose.

        "This manufactured outrage racing about the country has done nothing but encourage the bad guys and made the US laughing stocks in the eyes of our allies."

        I'm interested in your definition of 'manufactured' in this. Is everyone who's been in the news being paid to do this by the Right (or is it Left, I can't tell any more) just to stir up trouble? Is the Taliban paying American citizens or placing terrorists in here just to cause this stink?

        And I think the US being laughing-stocks of the world-at-large has already happened and had nothing to do with the TSA Security Theater.

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    • identicon
      MikeInPlano, 23 Nov 2010 @ 6:55am

      Re: Sad day for the USA

      If we'd start making tactical strikes in the countries we know are harboring the terrorists - Osama et al - those countries would be forced to come to grips with the issue.

      Yes, there'd be a lot of international press about the U.S. being a bully, but the standard response is "Nuts! We'll defend our country proactively, and if you don't like it go blame the terrorists."

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  • identicon
    Hugo Chavez, 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:38am

    Keep up the pressure

    Without agents to enforce unconsitutional TSA policies, the policies will wither and die.

    TSA agents will soon realize they are not serving their country, but only serving the corrupt Obama regime, which has no respect the citizens of the USA.

    No one compells TSA agents to work for the TSA, they freely choose to do so. No one compells TSA agents to touch travelers' genitals, they choose to. If they choose not to, the policy is ended. Soldiers are not compelled to carry out unlawful orders, and federal agents are not compelled to enforce unlawful federal policy. Let there be no doubt, this is unlawful federal policy.

    Same is true for pilots, flight crews, other airport employees, and travelers. An airport strike by all involved would stop this TSA nonsense. I think it would take about one day, maybe two, before the airlines, et al., exert enough pressure on DC to end TSA's failed security theater.

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      Dark Helmet (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:40am

      Re: Keep up the pressure

      "but only serving the corrupt Obama regime"

      C'mon....really? Two words: Patriot Act.

      Now can we stop pretending that partisan politics has any role to play in this? Or that partisan politics even actually exist?

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      • icon
        harbingerofdoom (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:17pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        what? stop framing everything in terms of partisan politics? thats just crazy talk there!!!

        (and something i have been saying for a long time... here, let me get you a cup of our specially formulated juice and welcome you to the fold)

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          Dark Helmet (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:48pm

          Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

          "here, let me get you a cup of our specially formulated juice and welcome you to the fold"

          Your wording of that is....unfortunate....

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          • identicon
            joh6nn, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:24pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

            you only think that because you haven't tried the juice yet: it's to die for!

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          • identicon
            Markle, 19 Nov 2010 @ 9:21pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

            Perhaps because it's the day after the 32nd anniversary of Jonestown Massacre?

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        interval (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:21pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        "Two words: Patriot Act."

        Yeah, have to agree, I've got no love for Obama myself but that's a pretty trollish thing to say.

        ...as I feed the troll.

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        someone (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:14pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        "Two words: Patriot Act."

        Too bad there is nothing Patriotic about it.

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      • identicon
        JAL, 20 Nov 2010 @ 7:11pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        So tell us. Where in the Patriot Act is this activity defined and described.

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        • identicon
          Anonymous Coward, 20 Nov 2010 @ 8:51pm

          Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

          The Patriot Act established the TSA. I believe that's what this comment is really about.

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        • identicon
          Anonymous Coward, 20 Nov 2010 @ 10:31pm

          Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

          None of it is defined or described, that's the whole point. The TSA can do whatever it wants and is not accountable to explain itself to us, nor to our elected representatives.

          I am glad this problem is getting more visibility, as these 'custody searches' (which are actually closer to all-out cavity searches than a normal, slightly less embarrassing clothed custody search) are not new but have been applied to those million folks on the watch list since the inception of the TSA.

          I personally stopped flying as a form of boycott after being selected to receive such treatment in the mid 00's. For the TSA and politicians to now attempt to pass this jailhouse routine off as "just pat downs" is the height of arrogance. The 'porno-scanners', too, seem like something out of a sick joke or a nightmare.

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      • identicon
        Chrispy, 23 Nov 2010 @ 4:16pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        Patriot Act... Really? I didn't realize that people were being groped and physically violated because of the Patriot Act. I also didn't realize that due to the Patroit Act hundreds of people had their body exposed on the internet.. huh..

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          Gabriel Tane (profile), 24 Nov 2010 @ 5:27am

          Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

          Well, considering that it was the Patriot Act that established the Department of Homeland Security, of which the TSA is a part...

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      Donvin (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:24pm

      Re: Keep up the pressure

      If you want to object to the new screening procedures, fine, do so. But, lay off the TSA agents as they are not the enemies. Your elected Congress, or even the TSA director under the direction of your elected President, could change these policies tomorrow. So, direct your preaching to toward those elected officials with the power to change the policies.

      And, yes, TSA agents are compelled to follow standard procedures, if they want to keep their jobs. And many agents have families to feed, and I am sure you know plenty of people willing to do ANYTHING to keep a roof over their head and feed their families. So, drop the high-and-mighty attitude. I don't work for the TSA. I am one of the privileged few with a very well-paying private sector job. However, although I worked hard to graduate from excellent undergraudate and graduate schools and build my professional career, I know that it is really only by the grace of God alone that I am not struggling to get by as so many people in our nation and around the world are doing. I don't scoff at anyone who works hard for a living.

      I am sure there are a few jerk TSA agents, but in my frequent travels, the ones I have encountered have always acted with courtesey and professionalism. I respect what they do for a living, and I hope that safety procedures are modified for their benefit as much as for that of the general flying public.

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:39pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        "And many agents have families to feed, and I am sure you know plenty of people willing to do ANYTHING to keep a roof over their head and feed their families."

        Sorry to play Devil's Advocate here, but that if they don't like what they do in their job, they have every right to go and find a new one. It is the same argument I heard in regards to wait staff/bartenders when states were trying to ban smoking in bars/restaurants.

        Trust me, I understand that the job market isn't the greatest right now, but no one should have to EVER put up with doing something that they find is morally wrong and unconstitutional, even if they are ordered to do so.

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          Will Sizemore (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:52pm

          Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

          "...but no one should have to EVER put up with doing something that they find is morally wrong and unconstitutional, even if they are ordered to do so."


          That's actually when its acceptable for a Service Member, even required of them, to speak up and disobey. If the TSA Agents believe themselves to be serving their country in the same manner as any member of the Armed Forces, then they have an obligation to stand up and protest.

          Each time I took MY oath, I was sworn to defend the constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and also to obey the LAWFUL orders of those appointed over me. since when is something unconstitutional truly lawful?

          THAT being said, where in the US Constitution is groping not allowed? Hell, require everyone who has the right to bear arms do so on a plane and ban all alcohol onboard or in the terminals.

          We're never going to please everyone and threats are always going to be easier to conceal and will always require MORE invasive/intrusive searches. Its a never ending downward spiral.

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            Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:12pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

            "...where in the US Constitution is groping not allowed?"

            If you consider the Bill of Rights and the Amendments as part of the Constitution, then the 4th Amendment, which protects against unreasonable searches and seizures, would apply. And yes, I consider an employee of a government-sponsored organization performing any kind of pat-down on someone with no probable cause unreasonable. I also consider the back-scatter and millimeter-wave machines unreasonable as well.

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          joh6nn, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:37pm

          Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

          "but no one should have to EVER put up with doing something that they find is morally wrong and unconstitutional, even if they are ordered to do so."
          no one should have to, but many people frequently do have to. even when the economy is better, not everyone has the resources to switch jobs easily. you can argue that it's their own fault for not managing their finances better, or that they should have done better in school, or whatever you like, and there may even be some truth to that. but regardless of the reasons, the reality is that many people are effectively trapped in their jobs.

          and even if they weren't, there is always someone who is even more desperate, who will take that job when the current guy quits.

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            Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:16pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

            As I stated early in my post, I was playing devil's advocate on that point.

            However, I do believe that people have a responsibility to report uncomfortable working conditions and questionable practices to their superiors, and in turn they should not have to fear any repercussions from that. I would hope that a person's morals could not be bought for such a low price as their current salaries.

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              btrussell (profile), 20 Nov 2010 @ 3:56am

              Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

              I'd sooner prostitute myself rather than work for TSA or similar.

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            global village idiot, 23 Nov 2010 @ 6:15pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

            Your premise is entirely flawed. You fail to see the forest because of all the trees in the way.

            Of course there will be plenty of thugs to take the place of the ethical worker who quits in protest. The problem isn't that there aren't ethical people in those jobs - it's the job itself that needs to go!

            It's sad that otherwise respectable people must suffer because they took a job that more resembles the work of the Sonderkommando than a defender of the Nation. But what they're doing must stop.

            There's something in communications called "mirroring." There is nothing morally or ethically questionable in getting a TSA worker to realize he's doing something immoral and illegal.

            My only fear is that of seeing things play out kind of like they did in "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress."

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:51pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        IF TSA agents want to help their families and their country then they will quit their jobs.

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        kyle clements (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:16pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        "And, yes, Nazi are compelled to follow standard procedures, if they want to keep their jobs. And many soldiers have families to feed, and I am sure you know plenty of people willing to do ANYTHING to keep a roof over their head and feed their families..."

        I hate to be the one to invoke Godwins's Law, but the excuse "I was just following orders" simply doesn't cut it.

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        • identicon
          Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:10pm

          Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

          "I hate to be the one to invoke Godwins's Law, but the excuse "I was just following orders" simply doesn't cut it."

          Comparing this scenario to genocide doesn't cut it.

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            Chargone (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 3:05pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

            depends what level you look at it from.

            there's the 'all actual wrongs are wrong and should be resisted' concept

            then there's the 'some wrongs are more wrong than others and no one should complain about the lesser ones because they're not the bigger ones' concept.

            there may be more, but if one can't see the problem with the second concept, one really should be removed from any situation where one can interact with other human beings.

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      • identicon
        Chris Hanson, 19 Nov 2010 @ 9:22pm

        Re: Keep up the pressure

        The TSA agents are following an illegal order, in that they are performing unreasonable search under the 4th Amendment. They must be held individually responsible for their actons because "just following orders" is never a defense: One of the things that prevents wholescale atrocity by those under someone else's authority is the understanding that one has not just the right but the responsibility to refuse an illegal order.

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          Anna Keppa, 20 Nov 2010 @ 4:10pm

          Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

          No court would ever convict a lowly TSA agent for "following orders", while letting the higher-ups continue their policies.

          The policies need to be attacked in court as unconstitutional, but that's not the approach.

          The People can just continue to tell our Masters that we...do...not...want...these...practices to continue.

          Everyone should learn who the Congressmen are who oversee the TSA and its budget, and go after them, just as the Tea Partiers went after Congressmen who voted for ObamaCare.

          Scare the crap out of them politically. It worked, just a few weeks ago!!!

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        Rose M. Welch (profile), 20 Nov 2010 @ 6:26am

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        Why shouldn't I pressure TSA agents? I don't know if you noticed, but they're agents of the TSA. Who do you want me to complain to? Agents of AT&T? How would that help?

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      • identicon
        tsiroth, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:34pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        Lay off the TSA agents because they have families to feed? If they think it's okay to take money for fondling strangers, they should go into prostitution. I hear the pay is a lot better.

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        Fedup, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:43pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        Sorry, but do not lay off the TSA agents. If I could get to the TSA rulers, I would do so, but I can't. So like any big organization, I'll put the pressure on those I can reach in hopes that if enough of us do, TSA will be forced to react. If we all pressure the TSA agents so they either start quitting or relaying the pressure up the chain, then we can get TSA to change. If Big Sis put herself on the line for me to abuse I would prefer that, but she doesn't - so I have to hit TSA where I can. Sorry guys, but that's the real world - don't like it? Then quit your TSA job.

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        Fedup, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:44pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        Sorry, but do not lay off the TSA agents. If I could get to the TSA rulers, I would do so, but I can't. So like any big organization, I'll put the pressure on those I can reach in hopes that if enough of us do, TSA will be forced to react. If we all pressure the TSA agents so they either start quitting or relaying the pressure up the chain, then we can get TSA to change. If Big Sis put herself on the line for me to abuse I would prefer that, but she doesn't - so I have to hit TSA where I can. Sorry guys, but that's the real world - don't like it? Then quit your TSA job.

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      • identicon
        Anonymous, 21 Nov 2010 @ 2:33pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        That's pure crap. The TSA agents themselves are the problem. If there are no agents, there are no pat downs. Embarrass them, harass them, ask them for a happy ending, make sure they cry them selves to sleep.

        If my boss asks me to do something the is clearly illegal or immoral, I will object. If he insists, I would quit my job.

        I understand that is a tough economy and you need to feed your family, but somethings are more important. Ask the TSA agents to choose between no job or a job at an abortion clinic. I dare say that 90% of them would rather not work than work at an abortion clinic.

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        guest, 8 Dec 2010 @ 7:15pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        Excuse me but no matter how one tries to spin this..these pat down's are obscene as well as illegal. Tsa agent's who agree to this behavior are thug's. They are sexully molesting grandmother's and children.To think otherwise is to have somewhere forfieted one's decernment of decency. Nazi Germany after the war claimed they were just following order's much as tsa agent's are claiming. What they are doing is wrong..morally wrong.Our country can keep american's safe by profiling yet won't due to not offending the muslim terrorists. Good grief.

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      • identicon
        Motormouth, 22 Dec 2010 @ 12:13pm

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        I was always taught in the army that if an order was illegal and you follow it he you're liable for he consequences.

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        Paul (profile), 27 Feb 2011 @ 8:43am

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        Yup, and the folk that guarded the concentration camps and shovelled jews and communists and homosexuals an gypsies into the gas ovens were also just doing their job. "Befehl ist befehl" was not considered a decence in Nuremburg, and while this is obviously a different degree, it is the same issue.

        Doing something illegal because your employer tells you to is no defence in law. Of course, if the employer is the US Government, somehow no-one gets to prosecute you (torturers, purveyors of child sex slaves, illegal wiretaps, ...)

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        Paul (profile), 27 Feb 2011 @ 8:43am

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        Yup, and the folk that guarded the concentration camps and shovelled jews and communists and homosexuals an gypsies into the gas ovens were also just doing their job. "Befehl ist befehl" was not considered a defence in Nuremburg, and while this is obviously a different degree, it is the same issue.

        Doing something illegal because your employer tells you to is no defence in law. Of course, if the employer is the US Government, somehow no-one gets to prosecute you (torturers, purveyors of child sex slaves, illegal wiretaps, ...)

        link to this | view in chronology ]

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        Paul (profile), 27 Feb 2011 @ 8:47am

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        Yup, and the folk that guarded the concentration camps and shovelled jews and communists and homosexuals an gypsies into the gas ovens were also just doing their job. "Befehl ist befehl" was not considered a defence in Nuremburg, and while this is obviously a different degree, it is the same issue.

        Doing something illegal because your employer tells you to is no defence in law. Of course, if the employer is the US Government, somehow no-one gets to prosecute you (torturers, purveyors of child sex slaves, illegal wiretaps, ...)

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      hithere (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:53pm

      Re: Keep up the pressure

      Obama's regime? Are you seriously going to pretend this started less than 2 years ago? It actually started years ago, with silly, totally awesome laws, like the Patriot Act.

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      • identicon
        Cypheros, 20 Nov 2010 @ 5:31am

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        You are correct. It did start more than 2 years ago. It did start with the Patriot Act--which Obama railed against on the campaign trail. The Democrat congress railed against the Patriot Act when they were running for office.

        But **NONE** of them have repealed the Patriot Act. In fact, they have just continued like it was business as usual. (And the Democrats are wondering why they just got voted out?!)

        Most Americans, Liberal and Conservative alike, HATE the Patriot Act, as well as the innumerable assaults on the freedoms we have fought for. But, for the past 22 years, every single Congress and all 4 Presidents have steamrolled those freedoms--almost as fast as was done under the first 3 Presidents of the 20th century. (And for the record, FDR even outshines those 7 US Presidents put together when it comes to usurping power and attempting to rule like a dictator.)

        We are tired of the Political Elite ruling this nation, rather than serving it--and both sides are to blame. We need to UNITE--not as Conservatives, or Liberals, or Communists, or Nazis, or any other divisive lablel, but as Americans who are tired of being RULED. WE are the President's boss, and he is OUR employee. Its time we/he acted like it.

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    • identicon
      Mauibrad, 19 Nov 2010 @ 8:41pm

      Re: Keep up the pressure

      Absolutely right, Hugo.

      TSA personnel should quit if they don't agree with being ordered to do Gate Rape.

      If enough of them quit, their dumbass bosses will get the message.

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        Anonymous Coward, 21 Nov 2010 @ 7:21am

        Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

        Gate rape - nice! Is that second base or third???

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      Bronwen, 20 Nov 2010 @ 6:22pm

      Re: Keep up the pressure

      Wait, what? Obama's corrupt regime?

      Did you forget that the TSA was started by Bush, AND that allegations of abuse were going on since the very beginning? That even Penn of Penn and Teller was talking (in 2002) about sueing the TSA because of them "touching his junk"?

      It's only now, because a white man had his genitals touched and went public about it that it's become "a problem". It's BEEN a problem for people of color and women since this first began.

      "Obama's corrupt regime" huh? So, how's that revisionist history workin' for you anyways?

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      uh_oh (profile), 21 Nov 2010 @ 5:15am

      Re: Keep up the pressure

      hmmm...the corrupt Obama regime...

      well, let's not forget that the person responsible for these machines, michael chertoff, was in charge of "homeland" security under the bush administration...how did he decide that stripping americans would keep us safe? because the company that makes these machines was one of his clients

      don't even start with the "corrupt" BS until we finish our discussion & prosecution of the war criminals (not to mention they bankrupted our country in more ways than one) of the previous REGIME

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 28 Oct 2011 @ 3:44pm

      Re: Keep up the pressure

      dude youre in serious denial here. tsa was created, mandated, trained and funded under the BUSH ADMINISTRATION.

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 14 Mar 2019 @ 8:50pm

      Re: Keep up the pressure

      Asshole, it was Bush's adminstration that created the TSA, not Obama. I agreecwith you on everything but your comment about Obama.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:47am

    Interesting development- in the business of lobbying for grope-free passes

    It seems the reason pilots are now given a grope-free boarding pass is because the Pilots Union contributed to election and re-election efforts of many of the people on the Homeland Security committees, just like some of the manufacturers of these devices.

    Source: http://www.opensecrets.com

    Methodology: Look up contributions of manufacturers of the X-Ray machines, and in many cases where there was a contribution from a manufacturer, there is also a contribution from the pilot's union.

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      Vincent Clement, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:30pm

      Re: Interesting development- in the business of lobbying for grope-free passes

      You do realize that pilots are the ones that can, at any given moment, direct a plane straight into the ground or a building. So forcing them through a naked scanner or a grope search is a waste of time and resources.

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        kyle clements (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:20pm

        Re: Re: Interesting development- in the business of lobbying for grope-free passes

        Yes, but giving pilots a get-though-security-free pass opens a window for others to dress up in pilot uniforms and get whatever they want on the plane.

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          uh_oh (profile), 21 Nov 2010 @ 5:19am

          Re: Re: Re: Interesting development- in the business of lobbying for grope-free passes

          bottom line is, there is no safe course

          if someone wants you dead, they will find a way

          although, you CAN live your life preparing for every possible threat, and then you die anyway, which is what many americans seem prepared to do, live in fear, every day, in every way

          this is ridiculous

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 21 Nov 2010 @ 9:26am

      Re: Interesting development- in the business of lobbying for grope-free passes

      Always with the union bashing at every possible opportunity. You must really hate the notion that anyone might have a level playing field who works for a living.

      Never mind all that, though: here's a notion for your right-wing brain to ponder. Maybe they're exempting pilots from this because pilots were among those leading the charge against this insanity and the security officials want to try to make them be quiet? Ever think of that one?

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      Anonymous Coward, 22 Nov 2010 @ 10:01am

      Re: Interesting development- in the business of lobbying for grope-free passes

      The reason pilots are FINALLY given a grope-free boarding pass is that THEY CAN ALREADY TAKE DOWN THE PLANE. The pilots cleared to carry LOADED GUNS are being patted down. Wha?

      Forcing them to go through additional screening is a completely brain-dead policy.

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  • identicon
    Nobilis Reed, 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:48am

    Unlawful orders

    "Without agents to enforce unconsitutional TSA policies, the policies will wither and die."

    This part, at least, is correct.

    The more air travelers do to make the TSA agents share in the revulsion of a patdown, the harder it will be to get them to do it.

    Opt out of the scan.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:50am

    Forgive me if I get a VERY small violin for them.

    It started as a filthy, disgusting, unconstitutional job. cf. "The right of the people to be secure..."

    If you don't like a job that makes you feel like your hands are actually coming in contact with dung, don't take the job in the first place.

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      CommonSense (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:32pm

      Re: Forgive me if I get a VERY small violin for them.

      It started as looking at X-Rays of people's luggage, which probably never got an agent called a pervert, embarrassment, or molester. There's a large number of agents today who are not necessarily doing the job they signed up for. Not that you need to feel bad for them, but don't assume they all signed up for this when they took the job...

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        Ellen, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:42pm

        Re: Re: Forgive me if I get a VERY small violin for them.

        "This isn't the job they signed up for."

        Right. The world can sneak up on you. I have a friend who lives near the airport, right under the flight path. The local airport commission has been paying for soundproofing, but it's still unnerving.

        "Why did they build houses here?" I asked him.

        "When they were building houses fifty years ago, the airport wasn't that loud."

        The situation snuck up on the TSA screeners a lot faster than that. But I still think it'd be more honest to quit.

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 21 Nov 2010 @ 7:02am

      Re: Forgive me if I get a VERY small violin for them.

      I have to agree, if you do not like groping little boy and girls - don't take the job. Ohhh - wait a minute, that is the reason the rest of us do not want to fly.

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    Dark Helmet (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:54am

    So let's tally it up....

    The new TSA guidelines:

    1. Creep out and upset passengers, taking away their rights and civil liberties

    2. Creep out the TSA workers and make them cry

    3. Lower overall security by wasting everyone's time, money, and efforts which could be better spent elsewhere, thereby increasing the danger to public officials as well

    So...who DOESN'T get harmed by these new procedures?

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      Bah..., 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:34pm

      Re: So let's tally it up....

      "So...who DOESN'T get harmed by these new procedures?"

      Um, Al Qaida?

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        Bah..., 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:42pm

        Re: Re: So let's tally it up....

        Oh, and I forgot 2 other groups:

        Politicians hoping to keep power.
        the companies selling scanning-type equipment to the TSA.

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      interval (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:23pm

      Re: So let's tally it up....

      OK ok ok, I'll make the standard joke:

      1. Creep out and upset passengers...
      2. Creep out the TSA workers...
      3. Lower overall security by wasting everyone's time & money...
      4. ???
      5. PROFIT!

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:46pm

      Re: So let's tally it up....

      Terrorists.

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        loretta la berge, 22 Nov 2010 @ 1:34pm

        Re: Re: So let's tally it up....

        do muslim women get scanned and or patted down? just wondering???

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    • identicon
      spool32, 20 Nov 2010 @ 1:42pm

      Re: So let's tally it up....

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      Steve S, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:37pm

      Re: So let's tally it up....

      The terrorists aren't harmed by this. Not at all. They're laughing their butts off.

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 21 Nov 2010 @ 7:09am

      Re: So let's tally it up....

      You forgot to mention that the act of the government demoralizing the public with the premise of security from the "evil doers", equates to the "evil doers" winning. Terrorize is about disrupting normal life by fear, even if the fear is distributed by the local government. "A person willing to give up freedom for security, deserves neither." Benjamin Franklin

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    • identicon
      DonM, 22 Nov 2010 @ 1:59pm

      Re: So let's tally it up....

      Who doesn't get harmed? Terrorists. The government does the terrorists' job for them.

      How many terrorists has the TSA caught? Zero.

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    Thanatossassin (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:55am

    ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

    If you want the peace of mind that someone's not going to pull out a box cutter and slit you carotid artery, you're going to have to deal with a disgruntled employee touching your junk.

    I don't like these new touchy-feely techniques, but what I don't like even more is the populous changing there minds so damn fast.

    Go back to the old security measures, tragedy strikes, everyone demand strict measures again, wait another 10 years... wash, rinse, repeat

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    • identicon
      JEDIDIAH, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:00pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      Nonsense.

      The INSTANT that passengers realized that the rules of hijacking had changed, the passengers took charge and set about stopping this nonsense.

      This was even before any "enhanced security procedures".

      9/11 was dependent on the free pass that had been given to hijackers in the past. That ended on 9/11.

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:29pm

        Re: Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

        Passengers uprising is all well and good for hi-jacking... not terribly effective against bombs

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          Markle, 19 Nov 2010 @ 9:55pm

          Re: Re: Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

          Umm... Shoebomber? Fruit of the Boom? Both got their asses handed to them by the passengers after the intelligence community and the overseas screeners dropped the ball. Not the Chechen chicks, though. But that wasn't us.

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            Gabriel Tane (profile), 20 Nov 2010 @ 6:46am

            Re: Re: Re: Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

            Except that the underwear bomber wasn't noticed until AFTER his explosive device caught fire instead of detonating. So, in my mind, he won that one... he had assembled his bomb, probably gave a quick silent prayer and pushed his button... but his device failed. He didn't resist when the passengers 'subdued' him.

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      • identicon
        Mannie, 20 Nov 2010 @ 1:41pm

        Re: Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

        And it didn't take a czar or an administration, or an army of bureaucrats to do so.

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      • identicon
        Brad James, 20 Nov 2010 @ 8:50pm

        Re: Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

        Not to mention the accessible cockpit.

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    • identicon
      Richard Kulawiec, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:01pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      "If you want the peace of mind that someone's not going to pull out a box cutter and slit you carotid artery, you're going to have to deal with a disgruntled employee touching your junk."

      Really? What stops them from doing that while I'm waiting in line at the security checkpoint? At the ticket counter? Grabbing a beer at the bar? Waiting into the terminal? Riding on the shuttle bus? Walking through the parking garage?

      If someone wants to harm you, there is very little real defense. If someone wants to harm you and is willing to die in the process then there is no defense. Never has been, never will be. There's just a lot of very expensive theater.

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      :Lobo Santo (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:04pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      True security of a state is only brought about when the members of that state take personal responsibility for their own security.

      If Americans are such pussies that some asshole with a box-cutter represents a real threat... like seriously? What, did your balls drop off? What exactly is the problem? Break the guy's nose, followed by his arm. Turn him in to 'security' when the plane lands. Problem solved.

      This latest shit is nothing new, it's just in a new form. We've had these exact same dilemmas repeatedly since the founding of this country. But hey, if you like creeps on your junk, whatever freak, it's your nickel. I, on the other hand, believe Americans should be capable of defending the own lard-asses. Seriously, how fucking hard is that?

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:05pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      Honestly, seriously, I am not worried. I know that I have a far higher chance of getting killed on my drive to and from work.
      I see and understand you point about the wash, rinse and repeat. I think you've nailed that.
      Some politician will want to make points with the public and will start crying about our security at that stage. Basically abusing the situation and the peoples feelings to make points.
      I plan to make my voice heard then too.

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:25pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      why are there so many frightened shills willing to trade my rights for their false sense of security?

      Anyway, if these policies are still in place come Opt-Out Day, I'd be surprised. If they're still in place after Opt-Out Day, I'll be incredulous.

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    • identicon
      bah., 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:27pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      The tactics used on Sep. 11 were a one time deal, based on the knowledge that flight crews and passengers were effectively trained to comply with terrorist demands with the understanding that the terrorists didn't want to die and would be dealt with once the plane was on the ground.

      Anyone dumb enough to try a similar tactic again is going to get their ass handed to them in a hurry by the nearest able-bodied set of passengers - hell, even the passengers on the 4th plane on September 11th figured it out in time to stop the plane from hitting its target.

      As far as Richard Reid and Captain Fruit-of-the-Boom? Has it occurred to you that the fact that they didn't succeed actually made the 'attacks' immensely more effective from a terrorism perspective?

      I can see OBL now, giggling to his buddies "Hey, Ahmed, check this out - I sacrificed one wannabe putz who doesn't know anything useful about the organization, and the americans respond by spending $gazillion on crap that won't work the next time"

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:38pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      Over the years, taking an airplane trip went from an event that passengers looked forward to. Now it's something that's low-class, an annoyance, stressful, with a strangely sexual Government twist.

      The silence from the airlines indicate a benefit of some type. Maybe they benefit with a lower cost of insurance, or other discounts. It would be interesting to see if there's a correlation between hubs where the X-Ray Machines are installed compared against both airline brand, and aircraft servicing each hub (make/model).

      Once that is compete, look into both SEC and financial statements, quarterly earnings reports of insurance and other financiers within the airline industry.

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    • identicon
      DCX2, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:51pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      Box cutters? Are you just a troll? I mean, come on, we already have metal detectors.

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        lester, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:18pm

        Re: Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

        I could easily sneak a blade the size of a box cutter on a plane. Other weapons as well. It is not hard, seriously. One does not have to me McGiver to figure out how to fashion all kinds of permitted things into weapons. I small team of imams could smuggle enough explosives up their butts to bring down a plane.

        It's all for show.

        Meanwhile, if all this carp would be doing any good then maybe, but this is just for show - worse, it is a complete distraction and lack of focus. We are profiling STUFF and we should be profiling people.

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        lester, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:21pm

        Re: Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

        I could easily sneak a blade the size of a box cutter on a plane. Other weapons as well. It is not hard, seriously. One does not have to me McGiver to figure out how to fashion all kinds of permitted things into weapons. Your carryon luggage does not go through the metal detector, einstein.

        I small team of imams could smuggle enough explosives up their butts to bring down a plane.

        It's all for show.

        Meanwhile, if all this carp would be doing any good then maybe, but this is just for show - worse, it is a complete distraction and lack of focus. We are profiling STUFF and we should be profiling people.

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:12pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      Define "everyone"...oh, wait, you were referring to the 24 hour news media.

      The media isn't everyone.

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      interval (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:27pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      "If you want the peace of mind that someone's not going to pull out a box cutter and slit you carotid artery, you're going to have to deal with a disgruntled employee touching your junk."

      That's not how the Israeli's see it. Just listened to an interview on the radio with a reporter and an Israeli security expert. Ben-Gurion International is the safest airport in the world, and its smack dab in the middle of one of the hottest regions in the world. How do they do it? Not by patting down 3 year olds other reactive methods.

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        Termin8or (profile), 22 Nov 2010 @ 12:04pm

        Re: Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

        Israeli security might approve your travel without laying a finger on you. BUT, it might take three hours or more!
        This is the "I want all, and I want it now", fast food, instant gratification-generation!
        Look up how many people fly out of Ben Gurion each day. Try their methods on the day before Thanksgiving at ATL or LAX.....

        Happy Holidays

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      Rose M. Welch (profile), 20 Nov 2010 @ 6:31am

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      If you want the peace of mind that someone's not going to pull out a box cutter and slit you carotid artery, you're going to have to deal with a disgruntled employee touching your junk.

      It would be fairly easy to put a box cutter in a cavity, which the scanners can't see and the agents can't feel. Moot point, hon.

      I don't like these new touchy-feely techniques, but what I don't like even more is the populous changing there minds so damn fast.

      The 'populous' had nothing to do with rolling out these scanners or pat-downs. The use of these scanners is totally political. When they were first mentioned, there was a public outcry about their safety, effectiveness, and cost. That outcry is now coming to a crescendo.

      Go back to the old security measures, tragedy strikes, everyone demand strict measures again, wait another 10 years... wash, rinse, repeat

      Actually, that's not true. We've had plenty of terrorist actions without flipping out about security. We're not even flipping out now, you know? What's happening is politicians taking advantage of the situation to force changes that benefit their financial contributors that their constituents neither need nor want.

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    • identicon
      John Hedtke, 20 Nov 2010 @ 4:47pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      Thanatosassassin: "If you want the peace of mind that someone's not going to pull out a box cutter and slit you carotid artery, you're going to have to deal with a disgruntled employee touching your junk."

      A popular argument, but shockingly stupid. If the TSA procedures ACTUALLY worked, I'm sure that there'd be less complaint, but they don't.

      Getting a box cutter on a plane is child's play. (How many of us have discovered we had a pocket knife, an edged weapon, scissors, or even a real box cutter in the bottom of a carryon bag we'd forgotten about and then found it after we'd flown?) Hell, getting loaded weapons with extra ammo on a plane right through security isn't difficult if you're willing to risk getting caught. Want a good weapon to take out a whole plane? Laptop batteries burn at 900F about an hour after they've been punctured. 2 or 3 of them together will set a plane on fire from the inside and kill everyone on board. Enough cyanide gas to kill everyone inside takes a can of potassium cyanide and another common white chemical the size of a standard baby powder container. Just add water and die! There is nothing--absolutely NOTHING--the TSA is currently doing that will in any way prevent someone from attacking a plane or even killing everyone on board through fire, poison gas, or possibly explosions.

      So if the TSA isn't able to stop any of this, why haven't there been problems like this? Because nobody's tried. (And thank heavens for that!) Nobody's NEEDED to try because we've done all these stupid things to ourselves. The terrorists are probably laughing themselves sick at our stupidity... and they're right. They DID win: we're stuck with the Keystone Stasi.

      The Brits have good security. The Israelis have GREAT security. Instead of security, we have the TSA. We should follow the Israelis' lead and put security in place.

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      Anonymous Coward, 20 Nov 2010 @ 6:03pm

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      Are you really that worried that a terrorist is going to attack you with a box cutter when you fly?

      there are tousands of way terrorists could have impacts on the nation and box cutters on a plane aren't really one of em anymore.

      So many dangers in life, choosing this one as the line at which you are willing to give up your civil rights makes you a fool and a coward.

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    • identicon
      Michael Fox, 21 Nov 2010 @ 12:38am

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      Man up. The odds of someone pulling out a box cutter on a flight that features metal detectors -- and no genital groping or porno vid scans -- is zero, unless the the cutter wants to stick the tool up their ass, which the two aforementioned techniques won't detect.

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 21 Nov 2010 @ 7:38am

        Re: Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

        I see MR Fox and I agree. Thank you for being a voice of reason.

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      Anonymous Coward, 21 Nov 2010 @ 7:36am

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      box cutter = metal : therefore metal detector takes care of this issue. Air sampling takes care of bomb residue, but the units were employed incorrectly (they were the puffer units that failed). Has ANY one mentioned that both males and female can still "hide" things if they really want to. I wonder when that will become the new normal search technique. If you can not figure it out the hiding places - "insertion". Or simple watch "Lockup" on MSNBC, you'll figure it out.

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      disgustedimbecile, 5 Oct 2011 @ 2:33am

      Re: ...and I want Bacon Cheeseburgers without the fat.

      Oh be quiet!
      To touch people's private areas has nothing to do with security! Get real!
      Who do you work for?

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  • icon
    Steven (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:57am

    Agents

    So all the agents who can't stand this new policy quit leaving us only with people who can stand, or possibly enjoy, the new policy?

    Sure, that'll work.

    I've never thought most TSA agents enjoyed this, but I'm equally certain there are some who really enjoy the power and/or groping.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:07pm

    Only TSA agents left are pedophiles and perverts

    Obviously.

    The TSA will have to switch from hiring thugs to recruiting sex offenders.

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    • identicon
      doctordrewl, 19 Nov 2010 @ 6:37pm

      Re: Only TSA agents left are pedophiles and perverts

      And you can bet that sex offenders worldwide are prepping their resumes...

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:10pm

    "This is going to be a serious problem for the TSA if it doesn't figure out something quick."

    TSA will now get congress to enact a new law.
    Any verbal abuse towards a TSA agent will be a felony.

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      Kingster (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:40pm

      Re:

      Sadly, this is the likely response of our government. [sigh]

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      Anonymous Coward, 21 Nov 2010 @ 7:17pm

      Re:

      The Congress was against these new TSA protocols to start with. Congress won't further back them up. They voted overwhelmingly to stop this, and TSA went ahead with it anyway.

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      Rick, 1 Feb 2013 @ 4:30am

      Response to: Anonymous Coward on Nov 19th, 2010 @ 12:10pm

      Verbal abuse against ANYONE is a felony, you dumbass !

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    cc (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:17pm

    Unfortunately, the qualifications for these security jobs are probably not really very high, and even if these people come to hate their jobs and quit, there are many desperate people looking for jobs who'd be delighted to take their place...

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    Nashoba, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:26pm

    Are they really this retarded? If it's so terrible, then GET A NEW JOB! There are plenty of other more respectable careers than feeling up little children.

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    Gracey, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:29pm

    Is there any age limit for these security measures? Please tell me children aren't subject to this.

    The minute someone laid their hands on a kid for one of those searches I imagine I would break somebody's fingers...possibly worse. I've got a 12 year granddaughter already looking close to 16...I couldn't imagine putting her through one of those searches.

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      Nashoba, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:38pm

      @Gracey

      I believe there is talk within the TSA to make the age limit 12 years of age or older for aggressive pat-downs, but previously it was ANY AGE. That is still way too young for such sexually-charged contact.

      You should read about the 6-year-old aggressively patted down in Charlotte.

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        Gracey (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:54pm

        Re: @Gracey

        12 being the age limit? OMG...I'm fairly certain I might kill someone if they touched my granddaughter that way...or seriously disfigure and disable them.

        It is completely insane that any parent (or relative) would even allow this to happen to a kid. God almighty.

        Seriously...I'm pretty sure we aren't going to be traveling anywhere by air anytime soon :(

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      Markle, 19 Nov 2010 @ 9:13pm

      Re: Gracey

      Is there any age limit for these security measures? Please tell me children aren't subject to this.
      Yes, after it blew up on Monday, Tuesday they came out and said 12 and under would be exempt. Predictably, the idiot crowd screamed about how the terrorists had no qualms about using children, blah, blah.

      No more screaming 3yos, but 12 is such a wonderful age break. Especially for girls. Their bodies are changing. They feel gawky and insecure. Let's give them a choice of a virtual strip search in front of a stranger or, if they trigger the metal detector, let's have them felt up by a different stranger 3-4 times their age!

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      Rose M. Welch (profile), 20 Nov 2010 @ 6:32am

      Re:

      Or the three-year-old who was videotaped sobbing 'Stop touching me!' as she was being groped.

      And if you don't have to pat-down twelve-year-olds, then you might as well not pat down anyone, unless they look or act suspicious.

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      Mannie, 20 Nov 2010 @ 1:44pm

      Re:

      You haven't seen the video of them feeling up the screaming three year old?

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    Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:33pm

    I, for one, don't feel sorry for these TSA agents. For years, on the whole, they have been rude, pushy, obnoxious, power hungry and have caused a lot of distress for a lot of people.

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    Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:33pm

    I don't think honorably means what you think it means.

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    Will Sizemore (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:35pm

    I, for one, don't enjoy getting groped, BUT, I have tolerated it. It really doesn't bother me that much. It's not like TSA is checking my prostate. That takes day or so to get over.
    I don't particularly want to be photographed or video recorded nude, either.


    Do I think a box cutter or a nail clipper is a real threat on an airborne plane? No, that's not very practical. I can probably do more damage with my cane than some jackass with a box cutter.

    The REAL problem is fear. People in America fear discomfort and disfiguration more than pain or death. The same is probably true elsewhere, but I haven't seen behavior to this extent while living/visiting in Germany, Italy, France, or Korea.

    Twenty years ago I had the chance to meet a very beautiful young woman in high school who had been in a car accident and had hundreds of tiny scars all over her face. She had absolutely zero confidence in herself and her appearance. She was, at least during our short acquaintance, also a very nice girl with a lot of talent in many areas. But in the time that I knew her, she could not accept that despite these tiny blemishes she was a true beauty inside and out.

    Those of us who travel the airways are so afraid of a little discomfort, we'd rather risk death over discomfort. We've created a culture in which death is more favorable than living with consequences and the fear is worse than reality.

    I don't mean to say that it should be allowable that some agents should give a heads-up on a 'hottie' or even feel comfortable taking advantage of someone in the name of security. Those agents should be ridiculed in front of their passengers by requiring them to stand in the scanners while being groped and the passengers should be able to record the act and put it up on Youtube.



    But if it gets me through the security terminal faster, grope me nude, on camera, any day of the year. I've been groped, and I've had to conduct these searches on my fellow soldiers for training overseas, and its really not that big a deal.

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      Steven (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:42pm

      Re:

      So the real problem is fear, but you're going to let fear govern our security practices?

      It's not a choice between groping and death. It's groping that doesn't actually accomplish anything.

      The TSA has not stopped a single terrorist attack, but passengers certainly have.

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      interval (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:43pm

      Re:

      "I, for one, don't enjoy getting groped..."

      Well I do. The problem for me however is

      1) Not even a little teh-ghay.
      2) Even if I were the TSA agents I've encountered so far are not very good looking.

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      KM_Jones, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:52pm

      Re: It's not a big deal

      It may not be a "big deal" to you. It may not be a "big deal" to a lot of people, but to someone suffering from PTSD from a sexual assault, I assure you, it is a huuuuuge fucking deal. To someone suffering from conditions mastalgis, in which being touched at all is extremely painful, this is a massively big deal.

      Just because you are lucky enough for it to be "no big deal" for you doesn't mean that your experience is universal.

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      Rose M. Welch (profile), 20 Nov 2010 @ 6:38am

      Re:

      I went through the normal pat-down while pregnant, and found it uncomfortable and painful. This enhanced pat-down is ten times worse. I'm surprised that a pregnant woman hasn't hormone'd out and assaulted a TSA agent.

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    DF, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:46pm

    Needs mood music

    I wonder how it would go over if I asked for them to play Marvin Gaye's Let's get it on while I'm getting my grope next week....

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    Jeff, 19 Nov 2010 @ 12:50pm

    TSA Agent

    Well they should feel bad it is wrong and they should refuse to do it and sue their employer for telling them to break the Law

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    Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:03pm

    amazing

    it completely amazes me how the TSA sympathizers cannot grasp the concept that they [mr gubermint] cannot even prevent violent crimes (including MURDER!!!!) from occurring inside the most maximum security prisons.

    there is no such thing as security from a determined person.

    watch your own back and stop being pussies.

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      R D, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:31pm

      Re: amazing

      Apart from other points you make, I'm wondering what it is, exactly, about vaginas you find to be particularly in-adept at defending oneself that penises are so much better for?

      Last I checked, you don't generally take control of a situation with your crotch when facing an armed person, it's usually one of the more major limbs.

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      interval (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:48pm

      Re: amazing

      "...watch your own back and stop being pussies."

      I would LOVE to be able to be responsible for my own security. Unfortunately the Fed and most local governments have seen fit to make sure that I receive the maximum amount of pain and annoyance if I were ever to make use of any effective security. We're all pretty much relegated to a telephone as our first line of defense. So, as the villain rides off after raping and murdering my daughter I feel secure in the knowledge that that cell phone is fully charged and ready to dial at a moment's notice.

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        Gabriel Tane (profile), 22 Nov 2010 @ 5:25am

        Re: Re: amazing

        Amen brother... Personally, I feel that if I have the ability to defend myself, I should be allowed to. If some asshat decides to endanger me and mine, why should I have to protect HIS rights in defending myself?

        I'm a responsible gun owner and licensed for concealed carry. Yet I'M restricted in defense while criminals who don't give a shite are free to be ready to cause greater harm than I ever would. But I guess locking them up AFTERWARDS is such a wonderful way to handle it. /sarcasm

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    Patriot1776, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:32pm

    TSA workers are people too

    TSA Agents, if you truly hate these patdown procedures, and also feel dehumanized having to do them, then protest. On Nov 24th call out sick from work.

    You work hard, so your leaders who sit in ivory towers away from the comments can make 6 figure salaries while you deal with all the dehumization of yourself and others. Enough is Enough- Call out sick on the 24th

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    Patriot1776, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:32pm

    TSA workers are people too

    TSA Agents, if you truly hate these patdown procedures, and also feel dehumanized having to do them, then protest. On Nov 24th call out sick from work.

    You work hard, so your leaders who sit in ivory towers away from the comments can make 6 figure salaries while you deal with all the dehumization of yourself and others. Enough is Enough- Call out sick on the 24th

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    Phillip, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:46pm

    Serving their country?

    How clueless can they be to think this is serving their country? The idea of serving your country is to protect your compatriots from abuse like the current sexual assault practiced. Next they'll be waterboarding passengers to check they really did pack their own luggage.

    Fiddling with somebody's penis or breasts/vagina is certainly not going to help national security. If the staff are so upset they should refuse, go on strike, or leave their job. It is not like they are in the army, where you cannot escape and there are strict penalties for disobeying or desertion. They are just bog standard security guards.

    The sad thing is that the security theater drains cash from the real anti-terror initiatives.

    Phillip.

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    mojo, 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:51pm

    frak the children

    I am SO SICK TO DEATH of hearing "think of the children!!" I've seen so many responses to this saying "if they tried to pat down MY kid this way I'd kill that SOB."

    As if anyone is doing this to get their jollies.

    Adults have feelings of shame and humility too, and frankly any adult who feels upset at a pat-down is just as deserving of being protected as any child.

    In fact kids are far more robust than the over-protectors give them credit for; if anything, a kid is more likely to giggle through the whole thing and forget it five minutes after it's over than these crybaby "he touched me and i'll never get over it" adults.

    In fact the only reason "the children" might be traumatized by the pat down is due to their screaming parents making such a big deal out of "how wrong" it is. If the kid sees their parents upset about it, THEY are going to be upset.

    In any case, the whole pat-down thing should be moot because anyone who really thinks they are being violated by the x-ray is a paranoid freak with an overblown sense of self-worth.

    Do you REALLY think a bunch of airport screeners are getting off on watching a few seconds of a black and white x-ray, their minds focused on anything that might look like a threat? Give me a damn break, it's YOUR PROBLEM if you think people are oggling you under these circumstances.

    Walk through the x-ray and just get over yourself, no one is looking at your barely discernable, technology-filtered boobs.

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      Gracey (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:57pm

      Re: frak the children

      I don't care whether they enjoy it or NOT - this is totally unacceptable when people are trying to teach their kids to stay safe from freaking idiots who want to grope them.

      NOT acceptable under any circumstances. Guess you don't got kids. I hope you never do.

      I'm also not talking about the scanners (if you can read, you'd have got that part, eh?), but the physical touching.

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      Anna Keppa, 20 Nov 2010 @ 3:51pm

      Re: frak the children

      How about YOU "walk through the X-ray" four or five times a week, the way a lot of Road Warriors do?

      The TSA (to be renamed the T&A, by the way) won't say definitively how much harmful ionizing radiation each scan subjects a person to, what a permissible annual dose is, or how/howoften/by whom the scanners are re-calibrated to make sure they aren't zapping people with high doses.

      Should we just "get over ourselves" and just assume the government knows what it's doing?

      HAH.

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    Inquisition (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 1:56pm

    Plan B

    It is too coincidental that these more rigorous pat downs started at roughly the same time that the porno-scanners were starting to be used. Here is how I imagine it was discussed.
    TSA guy #1: "You know that people are going to protest these new scanners, don't you?"
    TSA guy #2: "We'll have to convince them that it is to keep them safe."
    TSA guy #1: "Um, I don't think that it will work this time."
    TSA guy #2: I know! We'll make the alternative to the scanner so uncomfortable and embarrassing, that people will line up like sheep to be scanned!"

    The pat downs are just a way to intimidate us in to stepping into the scanner without question.

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    John, 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:00pm

    I'd rather have my coconuts felt up than have some towelhead take over the plane or blow it out of the sky.
    Wait till you get older...you'll be glad when some one feels you up

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      Inquisition (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:05pm

      Re:

      "I'd rather have my coconuts felt up than have some towelhead..."

      You sir, are either trolling, or a sheep! Either way, hopefully you are in the minority.

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      interval (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:06pm

      Re:

      You're an idiot. You haven't really read enough of the news and other outlets to get your self informed, have you?

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      weneedhelp (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:11pm

      Re:

      Then John, do yourself a favor and research the shoe bomber, and how he got on the plane. It will blow your mind. I only want my coco's felt up if they finish the job.

      "Wait till you get older" - Yeah, im 41, been there done that. When the patsies are assisted from your own Government...

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      Dark Helmet (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:14pm

      Re:

      Be honest, your actual name isn't John, is it? Be honest...is there a hyphen in your first name?

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    weneedhelp (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:06pm

    Just stare

    deeply into the eyes of whoever is groping you and creepily moan like you enjoy it.

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    Mojo, 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:11pm

    frak the children

    Gracey: "NOT acceptable under any circumstances. Guess you don't got kids. I hope you never do."

    Another famous line from all the self-appointed protectors of children, assuming anyone who dares to not lock away kids can't possibly have any.

    What about the doctor? Is the doctor's office also part of your "never under any circumstances" mantra?

    Of course not. You'll tell your kids it's ok if the doctor touches them because the doctor is there to make sure your child is healthy!

    Well, like it or not, agree or disagree, the security agent is there patting people down to make sure NO ONE IS GOING TO BLOW UP THE PLANE.

    I'd say that person is also trying to insure your child's health, since most doctors recommend their patients avoid fireballs.

    Look, I don't really believe that these pat-downs are going to catch anyone with a stick of dynamite hiding in their groin, but that IS the idea and that IS why it's being done.

    The intentions are good and they are doing this (even if it's not effective) to protect people.

    That is just as good a reason for your child to "endure the horror" as it is at the doctor's office.

    Hey, at least at the airport they don't have to take their clothes off!

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      weneedhelp (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:39pm

      Re: frak the children

      "Gracey: "NOT acceptable under any circumstances. Guess you don't got kids. I hope you never do."

      Well I do, and I would rather her grow up in a free society, and take the chance, than grow up in what we are becoming. The "terrorists" have already won.

      The doctor argument is a straw man. My kid knows her doctor, she has been seeing him since birth. If he started doing something that caused her pain or fear, HE WILL STOP. Not so with the TSA.

      "Look, I don't really believe that these pat-downs are going to catch anyone"
      But you defend them anyway? Troll.

      "The intentions are good and they are doing this (even if it's not effective) to protect people."
      Yeah Hitler was protecting Germany with good intentions.

      "Hey, at least at the airport they don't have to take their clothes off!"
      No need to. They can get the same view without you going through the motion.

      The greatest weapon of the fascist is the tolerance of the pacifist.

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      Steven (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:43pm

      Re: frak the children

      So even though it's not effective. Even though it's a violation of my constitutional rights. Even though it will be truly traumatic for many different types of people. We should all just go along with it because some people are deluded into thinking it might make us safer?

      No thanks.

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      mary s, 19 Nov 2010 @ 7:01pm

      Re: frak the children

      Aww I'm so glad to know they have good intentions. They just want to protect us.

      The road to tyranny is paved with good intentions.

      I wonder where you'd draw the line on that though. I'm always so curious to know when people would draw the line. Would you still argue "well they have good intentions, we should just put up with it" if they were requiring you to strip naked in front of the public and subsequently feel you up? I honestly want to know where your line is between liberty and security. Because my line is when a complete stranger is allowed to see me naked for the paltry reason that "I might be a terrorist" with no other evidence than immediate distrust and suspense of all citizens. Even my husband has to have permission to see me naked or feel me up; why should a stranger get rights that he doesn't have?

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      Markle, 19 Nov 2010 @ 8:35pm

      Re: frak the children

      Well, like it or not, agree or disagree, the security agent is there patting people down to make sure NO ONE IS GOING TO BLOW UP THE PLANE....

      Look, I don't really believe that these pat-downs are going to catch anyone with a stick of dynamite hiding in their groin, but that IS the idea and that IS why it's being done.
      Thanks for illustrating for us exactly what is meant by Security Theater. You don't expect it to work, but you want us to go through the motions anyways. At least you're one up on Cargo Cult Science where they actually do expect it to work.

      How about instead of spending $167,000,000 on these machines, we have a group of real experts in behavioral profiling(not racial profiling, that doesn't work) write up a textbook for screeners. That should cost about $500,000. Then we spend $1,000 or so each on the 50,000 screeners to attend seminars where they learn the techniques. 3 months out, 6 months out, evaluate and pick the best as trainers. This is what we do with fighter pilots. We have the best fighter pilots in the world. It's doable.

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      Rose M. Welch (profile), 20 Nov 2010 @ 6:50am

      Re: frak the children

      What about the doctor? Is the doctor's office also part of your "never under any circumstances" mantra?

      I have three children. They have had several didn't doctors over the course of their lives, but none of them have ever touched them the way that TSA agents do, or even in the same areas. There's no need for that until the child hits puberty, and can then understand and consent to the procedure.

      You'll tell your kids it's ok if the doctor touches them because the doctor is there to make sure your child is healthy!

      No, I'll tell my teenagers that it's okay for them to undergo those procedures, because that's the truth. I wouldn't tell my teenagers that it's okay for them to be groped because there isn't any reason for them to be groped. Maybe you lie to your kids, but I don't lie to mine.

      Well, like it or not, agree or disagree, the security agent is there patting people down to make sure NO ONE IS GOING TO BLOW UP THE PLANE.

      Not true. The TSA scan-and-grope can't look in cavities, so while a health exam by a physician is useful, a grope by the TSA is not.

      Look, I don't really believe that these pat-downs are going to catch anyone with a stick of dynamite hiding in their groin, but that IS the idea and that IS why it's being done.

      If you don't believe that these measures are useful, then you should join us in protesting them. We should never waste time or money on things that don't work, and when you add the actual abuses and hurt that this causes people, it's time to stop.

      That is just as good a reason for your child to "endure the horror" as it is at the doctor's office.

      As I've shown, no, it's not.

      Hey, at least at the airport they don't have to take their clothes off!

      At their doctor's office, they have never been asked to remove their clothing. In the future, when they're teens and can understand and consent to the procedures, they'll be asked to change into a gown that still covers their body to undergo health exams by people that they know and are comfortable with.

      At an airport, children have to get naked and be looked at by strangers and/or be groped and touched all over by strangers, without understanding, consent, or purpose.

      In what way are these two situation analogous?

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    techturf (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:23pm

    Suggestions from earlier today

    on the TD article on the TSA from earlier today, I liked these two suggestions from readers the most:

    1. Wear a kilt and, of course, go commando

    2. Note that when being harassed by authority figures it's _never_ in _your_ best interests to go somewhere private. Sure it may be a little more embarrassing, but it's ultimately _much_ safer.

    If I were flying, I would;

    1. Make sure to opt out of any screening that you can.

    2. Where hard athletic protection (the kind you use for football or some other contact sport).

    3. When the confused / frustrated TSA 'agent' asks you to go to a 'private area', refuse. Tell them, "If you want to sexually assault me, I want as many witnesses as possible."

    #2 protects your 'junk'
    #3 almost guarantees that they'll end up sexually assaulting you.

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    Mojo, 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:26pm

    All this would not even be neccessary if...

    They wouldn't even have gotten to the point of needing these x-ray machines had airport security not utterly and completely failed to catch the "underwear bomber" before he got on the plane.

    People may forget, but here was a single, middle aged guy who bought a ONE WAY TICKET WITH CASH and was NOT red-flagged for further questioning and/or screening.

    Especially after Sept 11, these criteria (one way tickets and cash) were considered pretty big red flags for potential terrorists, and rightly so. In fact i'm surprised the Underwear Bomber was stupid enough to buy a one-way with cash and NOT expect to be singled out!

    But no one along the entire chain, from ticketing to check-in to security thought to check this guy out. Had they done so, they almost certainly would have discovered something was amiss long before he boarded.

    These are elementary, rudimentary counter-terrorism tactics that even a moron in a hurry should be able to implement, and it scares the crap out of me that the people working security let this all get past them.

    And THAT'S why we have x-ray machines now... because the machines are, unfortunately, smarter than the people.

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      KnownHuman (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:57pm

      Re: All this would not even be neccessary if...

      The major reason why the new policies still won't catch the underwear bomber? He was flying into the US, not from within. These procedures don't exist overseas.

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    alexander, 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:38pm

    9/11

    oh, how short people's memories are. if 9/11 happened yesterday, nobody would complain about security measure.

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      Mike Masnick (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 6:05pm

      Re: 9/11

      oh, how short people's memories are. if 9/11 happened yesterday, nobody would complain about security measure.


      Heh. So it's some sort of magic talisman. You just say 9/11 and you can sexually assault people, no questions asked, even if it does nothing to actually improve security?

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      Rachel, 21 Nov 2010 @ 7:43am

      Re: 9/11

      Amen. This is such 9/10 thinking.

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      Anonymous Coward, 21 Nov 2010 @ 10:29am

      Re: 9/11

      Incorrect.

      There was a LOT of people (myself included) who immediately argued against the so-called Patriot Act. Not that the wonderful government listened to us.

      Besides, you're confusing security theatre with security. What the TSA has been doing the past nine or so years has very little to do with actual security. It's mostly an annoying play to make the average citizen "feel" safer, while doing very little to actually protect citizens.

      The scanners were brought into play because someone got paid off -- not because they're actually effective.

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      RandomGuy (profile), 22 Nov 2010 @ 6:59pm

      Re: 9/11

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    lee8001 (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:38pm

    I work for tsa at chicago and I think most of us disagree with the new pad downs. You don't what your junk to be touched and we don't want to touch them. But we do what were told to do so we can pay the bills and put food on the table.

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      Steven (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:49pm

      Re:

      And if I were in your position I would be talking to the ACLU or some other similar organization (maybe your union if you have one) about the real possibility of a wrongful termination suit when you refuse to sexually molest passengers.

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      Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 3:30pm

      Re:

      You could find another line of work. Or did you answer a "calling"?

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      Gaunilo, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:24pm

      Re:

      In the immortal words of Jungle Bubba
      "Just doin' my job, you know, he said to me.
      Hell, even old Judas wouldn't cop that plea."

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    Craig (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 2:57pm

    Insightful - Funny - Report

    Dear TD - you forgot a button to go with the comments; my suggestion: "Batshit Stupid". Or how about "Lobotomized" or even "Dumbest Fucking Thing I Have Ever Read"?

    Just sayin'.

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    Beta, 19 Nov 2010 @ 3:02pm

    It's hardest on the decent ones.

    All TSA workers who are ashamed to take part in this have my sympathy and respect (even more so if they don't rationalize it by believing it makes people safe). Things really start to get bad when they are replaced by the ones who simply enjoy having power over others, and act like prison guards.

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    SF Reader, 19 Nov 2010 @ 4:25pm

    image capture

    The TSA keeps saying that no images are saved on the machine. How about cameras and smart phones?

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    BruceLD, 19 Nov 2010 @ 5:24pm

    Subject

    TSA perverts gawking at naked pictures of your children, daughters, wives, husbands, etc. TSA perverts groping the breasts, vaginas and anuses of your underage daughters and wives. TSA perverts violating the penises and anuses of your underage sons and husbands.

    And the government sanctions this. If you choose to not go on to the plane due to the scanners and pervert groping, you get slapped with a $10,000 fine.

    We can thank the terrorists for all this. We are now all being treated like those that they are supposed to protecting us from.

    Terrorist WIN. Citizens FAIL. Wasn't this part of the plan on the terrorists to make our lives even more stressful and difficult?

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    Johnny, 19 Nov 2010 @ 6:16pm

    Self selecting process

    "but if these TSA responses are indicative of how most TSA agents feel, there are going to be a lot fewer security people at airports very, very soon."

    The good ones will leave, the perverts who enjoy groping people or looking at nude pics of passengers will stay. It's kind of self selecting.

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    TJ, 19 Nov 2010 @ 6:23pm

    Only Following Orders?

    At the end of the day, I don't care whether or not this crap is morale-breaking. I don't care if they go home, every day, and cry. I don't care if they're just the front-line troops and are just following orders. I don't care if the feel like they're being crucified just for serving their country.

    There've been a lot of people throughout history who've excused abhorrent behavior by saying, "I was only following orders." Wrong is wrong. Whether you want to accept responsibilities for your actions or your complicity doesn't change that wrongness. There's a toll to be paid. If you actually have a moral compass that's worth a damn, that toll will be paid from your morale.

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    doctordrewl, 19 Nov 2010 @ 6:54pm

    This is why 9/11 Truth is such a big issue.

    If our government or our media had bothered to investigate what really happened on 9/11, on 7/7, with Richard Reeves, or with the Underwear bomber... they would see that all the terror events used to justify the War on Terror and the TSA's aggressive new actions, are all highly suspicious events that are invariably carried out by people linked to government intelligence agencies during drills, that almost always mirror the actual terror event. It's ridiculous...and pathetic, and only truly independent thinkers are willing to call this terrorism what it really is... synthetic. When we as a country rolled over, and let Bush and Cheney influence the narrative and investigation surrounding 9/11... we fell right into their trap, and we walked right into this bizzarro world of fear and hate... where we're being forced (not asked) to give up our rights and privacy, in exchange for protection against an enemy that many believe, just doesn't exist.

    Get over you're shock and awe, America... and start listening to your neighbors for a change... not the wind-up dolls on TV. Investigate 9/11. Google WTC7. Fires alone can't drop 40 story skyscrapers... 1,300+ Archtects and Engineers agree.... and as of last week... so does Geraldo Rivera.

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    dejected, 19 Nov 2010 @ 7:58pm

    Imoral

    This is government mandated immorality.

    The Japanese government forced women into prostitution. What else are you prepared to do as a TSA employee?

    Shame on the perverse TSA workers for accepting to molest innocent children, wives and grandmothers.

    As a TSA worker, you have turned into a molester and child sexual abuser.

    Shame on you. Obeying commands was the excuse of the NAZI's. It did not fly at the end and it will not with you either.

    You must be prosecuted by local authorities. Local DA's must stand against federal government sexual abuse of the population.

    Shame on you all Americans for accepting your freedoms to be taken away for a sense of false security.

    Israel did not have an incident in 20 years and they don't have sexual molestation nor sexual screening.

    Saudia Arabia, where most of the 911 terrorists came from do not accept screening as it is contrary to their morals.

    But you, Americans, sell your freedoms for trash.

    Your parents are ashamed of you as they watch over generations in horror.

    You, my fellow Americans, do not deserve this country any more.

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    Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 7:59pm

    The next big news will either be "Bomber got with explosives trying to board a plane" or "Bomber detonate bomb inside a plane", regardless I'm musing on a couple of points.

    - People are trying to stop rare attacks on U.S. soil but they don't have authority to do so overseas, if other countries are not doing the same and attacks are not happening why is that there are a need for this now?

    - With no real threat since 9/11 why is that is now groping that important? After all they didn't do this after they caught to would-be-bombers on planes, why is that they want people to submit to groping just after they put scanners on the airports, this seems to me is not about security is about forcing people to accept something and it is clear as day, you either pass through the radioactivate scanner or we will touch you where the sun don't shine.

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    Hoth, 19 Nov 2010 @ 8:36pm

    You are NOT "honorably serving your country". You are engaging in an act of theater that makes some people feel safe while actually accomplishing nothing. You waste time checking over people you have no suspicion of being terrorists, simply to make things "fair" and avoid being accused of profiling. Well, profiling is EXACTLY what you should be doing. Not groping three year olds and nuns.

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    Anonymous Coward, 19 Nov 2010 @ 8:38pm

    America the biggest private prison in the world.

    The Chinese animation is probably right Bin Laden is laughing hysterically somewhere now.

    Why are politicians excused from such invasive procedures?

    They should be the ones that should have to go through this public since they are the ones that should be leading by example.

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    Mauibrad, 19 Nov 2010 @ 8:44pm

    Dishonorable

    Re: "I should not have to go home and cry after a day of honorably serving my country."

    That's just it, this 'Gate Rape' is just following orders, it is NOT honorably serving the country.

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    Patriot1776, 19 Nov 2010 @ 9:16pm

     Dear John Pistole and Janet Napolitano,
    As leaders, you have issued an unlawful order to your troops. As a veteran, this makes you fully responsible and them responsible for followig it. Those are the rules we have to follow in war zones defending the freedoms you are stripping from our family we have left in our care while we fight this war based on lies.
    You have issued an unlawful order, against the US Constitution. You both took the same oath I took to defend the Constitution and have abadoned it and that is an act of treason. Those troops under you following your orders will share your shame when you are prosecuted.
    TSA employees do not share the shame. When a soldier follows an unlawful order he is just as responsible as the commander issuing it, and disobeying that unlawful order is your duty
    Molesting, groping, improper touching of innocent people is not legal and we cannot do it in War Zones to innocent people, so why are you touching my wife and kids I left in your care? Thank you TSA for demoralizing the troops overseas and violating our families we left in your care.

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    Eschaton (profile), 19 Nov 2010 @ 9:28pm

    Re: Keep up the pressure

    TSA agents should take up the new patdowns with their union, and make a point to their management that they feel these searches are quite violating to both parties, don't increase passenger security appreciably, and may be illegal under the 4th Amendment.

    If they don't have a union, they should form one.

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      THUFIR (profile), 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:28pm

      Re: Re: Keep up the pressure

      Why would you need to a union to complain about an employer (the TSA) requiring you to violate the law? By that reasoning, everyone should belong to a union, and employment laws are pointless -- if you don't have a union then there's no protection?

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    BLT, 19 Nov 2010 @ 11:12pm

    TSA Agent's Hate Pat Downs

    If this is true then they will quit and soon be replaced by an Army of agents who like genital/anal pat downs.

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    Graham, 20 Nov 2010 @ 12:08am

    If the agents hate sexually assaulting people, then perhaps they should stop.

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    Jaded and Cynical, 20 Nov 2010 @ 1:54am

    Hate to be a downer here, but with so many government branches depending on the terrorist scare for their funding, this is unlikely to stop anytime soon - or at all.
    In fact, i'm betting what comes next will make theese patdowns look like foreplay (yes, bad pun intended).

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    Anonymous Coward, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:58am

    YouTube is exploding with "Don't Touch My Junk" videos LoL

    TSA Don't touch my junk!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAZ4El6Nsr8

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    Frank, 20 Nov 2010 @ 12:35pm

    Correct Except for the Part About Serving Their Country

    They are not "serving [their] country", they are serving their government. And, their government has interests that are the exact opposite of their country's interest. Just because being a soldier, cop, TSA agent, SS, brownshirt is a legal job provided by the state does not change the fact that it is wrong. If you choose to do wrong for money, don't expect anyone to feel sorry for you. And definitely don't give me some bs that you're "serving your country".

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    w. A. Devallette, 20 Nov 2010 @ 12:38pm

    pat downs

    any TSA agent who displays such insensibility to demand from a cancer survivor to show her prosthetic breast should be fired on the spot. TSA agents do have a choice: either quit and leave the TSA high and dry or refuse to do the invasive pat downs or body scans.
    For myself: I will no longer fly, period.

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    w. A. Devallette, 20 Nov 2010 @ 12:39pm

    pat downs

    any TSA agent who displays such insensibility to demand from a cancer survivor to show her prosthetic breast should be fired on the spot. TSA agents do have a choice: either quit and leave the TSA high and dry or refuse to do the invasive pat downs or body scans.
    For myself: I will no longer fly, period.

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    GT (profile), 20 Nov 2010 @ 1:05pm

    Diddums

    "I am serving my country, I should not have to go home and cry after a day of honorably serving my country."

    You have got to be kidding me - these whip-kissing retards try the 'Duty to Country" schlock?

    I sincerely hope that they ALL get cancer from Chertoff's pornotron scanners; anybody who participates in this security-theatre (designed to impress COMPLIANCE upon the State's livestock) is a subhuman.

    Cheerio


    GT

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    Some Guy, 20 Nov 2010 @ 1:54pm

    GOOD! It SHOULD make you feel like shit to treat innocent people like criminals. I hope that anyone who has a conscience would quit, instead of staying on the job like an obedient drone.

    If even ten percent of their staff were to resign, the assholes in charge wouldn't be able to keep this shit up.

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    Zainuddin Banatwala, 20 Nov 2010 @ 1:57pm

    TSA

    While I am sure there are good TSA employees it was my luck to meet one of the rude ones. That was bad enough but what was worse was the bureaucracy replying to my complaint with a form letter saying they saw no reason to take any action. That was when I decided that perhaps the cure was worse than the disease.

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    lester, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:09pm

    Nothing

    Nothing in this new process is keeping us safe. This is all for show and to prove that even if a person has a connection to a muslim group, even a radical muslim group, they will be treated the same as granny from Chattanooga.

    We need to seriously ramp profiling. Every terrorist in the last decade had a muslim connection. We need to focus on them, people with muslim connections.

    And CAIR can kass my iss if they do not like it.

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    Id, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:40pm

    Obama

    The President's silence on the tsa issue is deafening.

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    AD, 20 Nov 2010 @ 2:48pm

    TSA patdowns

    Kapos' are entitled to every bit of derision that comes their way.

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    Anna Keppa, 20 Nov 2010 @ 4:00pm

    Follow TSA's pretzel logic

    It's been pointed out that a few months ago some guy using explosives packed in his anus tried to kill a Saudi prince.

    Didn't work: would-be assassin was blown to pieces, and the prince escaped unharmed. Clean-up was a bitch, or so I'm told.

    So when another terrorist makes it through airport security with PETN up his butt--- the scans won't detect it, patdowns won't find it, and they've stopped using sniffers---and then removes the explosives while in the lav and blows up a plane --- will TSA decreee that we all have to endure body cavity searches?

    It's the "logical" next step to "protect" us--- at least if you're a crazy-assed TSA type.

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    RL, 20 Nov 2010 @ 4:14pm

    I have no sympathy for TSA screaners. They deserve all of the humiliation and hostility they may be getting, if they don't refuse wrong instructions.

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    al miller, 20 Nov 2010 @ 5:22pm

    TSA

    I intend to keep humiliating TSA agents. They are the only ones I have any access to. If they want to be good Nazis then they get to suffer my verbal arrows. Actually I intend to cooperate and make it very uncomfortable for them. I will ask for them to honor my "safe" word and tell them that I prefer a guy who is wearing lipstick.

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    John DeVita, 20 Nov 2010 @ 5:23pm

    Freedom Airlines

    Sometimes, I like to save money by shopping at a discount store where I bag my own groceries. I think we need an airline where people can save time, money, dignity and freedom by bagging their own terrorists.

    Just completely seal the cockpits, separate entrance, their own bathroom. Only pilots get in the cockpit, no one can enter the cockpit during flight.

    If a terrorist causes trouble the passengers bag him, like they did on flight 93, Like they did to the shoe bomber, and like they did to the underwear bomber.

    Sorry haters, but passengers bagged the last 3 in a row, and I trust them more than all this TSA nonsense.

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    Bill McNutt, 20 Nov 2010 @ 5:56pm

    TSA

    Submitting to a strip search, digital or not, or groping is beneath the dignity of a free man. And it should STOP.

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    M.Dunn, 20 Nov 2010 @ 6:33pm

    I worked for TSA for two years

    I never got repeated verbal abuse from passengers and no one I worked with suffered with any type of psychological fatigue from the job. Most people appreciate what we do.

    One thing to keep in mind when you read this story is that my home airport screed over 1 million passengers a year. So, if you read 100 of these stories a year that's .01% of the passengers in my home airport alone. Just think about that...

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      steven, 10 May 2011 @ 2:51pm

      Re: I worked for TSA for two years

      some people just dont get it
      first of all it a job and if all you who are complaining didnt have a job and couldnt provide for your family and TSA came to your door you would jump for it.
      Second if your dont like what is happening keep complaining to everyone and to your congressman and dont fly. take a bus or a boat. Dont harrass someone who just trying to put food on the table for his or her family. this agency has been around for almost 10 years it isnt going anywhere.

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    Anonymous Coward, 20 Nov 2010 @ 7:11pm

    Some agents may feel that way, but more likely than not, I get someone with a bad attitude and an IQ of 80! BTY, I'm 71 and barely over 5 feet tall, weighing in at under 130. But because of a knee replacement, I'm subjected to the groping!

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    Hellow, 21 Nov 2010 @ 12:58am

    A commenter wrote: "But, lay off the TSA agents as they are not the enemies."

    How can they not be the enemies when they are the ones there doing the groping? They should refuse to do it. If they get fired for refusing, so be it. This must end.

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    Mike C, 21 Nov 2010 @ 1:20am

    TSA Staff Round On Their Own Bosses

    February 20, 2011:

    Demoralized TSA staff have banded together with the flying public to demand an end to invasive, ineffective screening and scanning procedures, and to advocate adoption of the Israeli method of air security. Both groups also demand prosecution of former DHS secretary Janet Napolitano.

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      Markle, 21 Nov 2010 @ 2:45pm

      Re: TSA Staff Round On Their Own Bosses

      *Link* or it didn't happen. Yeah, I thought so.

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        BBT, 22 Nov 2010 @ 7:31am

        Re: Re: TSA Staff Round On Their Own Bosses

        You realize you just asked for a link to an "article" dated 3 months in the future?

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    bugmenot (profile), 21 Nov 2010 @ 9:30am

    Don't blame the TSA employees - this is Obama

    Obama appointed the progressives to high positions in his administration. He has approved the TSA's actions. Your child is being sexually assaulted on Obama's orders. Obama is the lead pedophile! the lead pervert attacking your spouse! Go after Obama if you object to sexual perversion. Demand that his kids be put in a foster home! Have him charged as a pedophile! He is the leader. He approved the sex. He is responsible for the result.

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    kelly, 22 Nov 2010 @ 6:55am

    Respect the Rights of Good Citizens!!!

    It seems that our current administration is more concerned with respecting the rights of terrorists and illegal immigrants than the the rights of its citizens who are working hard trying to do the right thing for their family and country day in and day out.

    This new "enhanced" security policy has me seriously thinking about changing travel plans to visit my elderly parents... Beyond a hand shake or a gentle touch to the shoulder, I do not want a stranger touching any part of me! And I certainly do not want strangers looking at images of me unclothed... not to mention the health risks of the ful-body scanners that have yet to be determined.

    We have to use a common sense, intelligent approach to security. Identify passengers who may pose a risk based on intelligence, profiling and behavior and screen them!!!

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    matt, 22 Nov 2010 @ 7:17am

    They are not "Serving our country honorably"

    TSA employees are not "Serving our country honorably." They are bilking taxpayers for a meal ticket and in doing so are shamefully rolling over to demands that they sexually molest all airline passengers.

    The employees should band together and staunchly refuse to violate our rights just for a $30,000 a year job.

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    Ryan, 22 Nov 2010 @ 2:39pm

    Keep it up

    People should keep up the taunting. If the TSA agents refuse to perform these searches, it will become untenable for them to continue on such a massive scale.

    People need to resist each as much as they can. For some people, that's refusing to use the body scanners. For others, that's telling the people doing the searching what they think about the search. For others, it's the "don't touch my junk" recording, and being willing to take a huge fine by refusing to comply. Go as far as you're able to reasonably go and these violations of our civil rights and human dignity will stop.

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    Cleo, 22 Nov 2010 @ 3:22pm

    Serving your country??

    She says she is serving her country, Well Joseph Mengele served his country also. And I am as proud of this TSA agent as I would be of Joe's service. Both dedicated and and take pride in your work. Would it help to know he cried every night too?

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    Cleo, 22 Nov 2010 @ 3:44pm

    Serving your country??

    She says she is serving her country, Well Joseph Mengele served his country also. And I am as proud of this TSA agent as I would be of Joe's service. Both dedicated and and take pride in your work. Would it help to know he cried every night too?

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    lduvall, 22 Nov 2010 @ 5:06pm

    TSA

    I wonder how long this crap would go on, if senators, representatives, cabinet members and the like were not exempt from such abuse?

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    Crotalus, 22 Nov 2010 @ 9:02pm

    You are NOT serving your country. You are serving a tyrannical, power-hungry government that is colossally ignorant at best, and downright evil at worst. You do not serve your country when you violate its Bill of Rights hundreds of times a day.

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    George, 22 Nov 2010 @ 10:03pm

    Honorably serving your country? No you are not. You are working for an organization that is being rather callous and disrespectful towards Americans when it is supposed to serve them and protect them.

    Look, I used to work for the fed .gov myself. What it came down to was I was being directed to do stuff that was far from being in the best interest of the citizens of this country, so I got out. Any of these TSA screeners could do the same. Leave an unethical and out of control organization and get a job that doesn't involve violating people. You might end up stocking groceries at Walmart, but at least it's HONEST work and you can live with yourself, plus you don't have to feel up the fatties...


    Leaving fed .gov employment was one of the best things I have ever done for myself.

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    Thomas, 23 Nov 2010 @ 1:29am

    Nice how the USA has become world famous for condoning torture, and adapting torture techniques for North Vietnam and the USSR, and now is making world headlines for not just condoning, but requiring child and adult molestation.

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    Bagheera, 23 Nov 2010 @ 3:15pm

    No More GateRape!

    I'm sick of this GateRape!

    I'm sick of the TSA complaining.

    I'm sick of cowards selling out our rights because they are afraid.

    I'm sick of flying commercial, and I won't do it anymore!

    I've never wanted to be really rich, but I'm changing my mind so that I can fly my own personal aircraft. This is ridiculous!

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    Angela, 24 Nov 2010 @ 6:38am

    Their complaints are not credible.

    These people make very little money - minimum wage or something like it. Only a very sick person would do a job like that. I had trouble with U.S. Customs many years ago and the behavior is the same. If you are a woman flying alone and you get off the plane, these people will approach you with a glint in their eyes and a bulge in their pants. The airports have long been havens for sexual perverts. I believe they are honing their numbers - purposely hiring people who enjoy sexually bullying and molesting other people. Women and girls have borne the brunt of this perversion for years. I am stunned that after all these years it is getting any kind of attention.

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    anonymous, 24 Nov 2010 @ 10:21am

    Besides getting sexually assaulted or raped by TSA, they do one dangerous thing. They don't wash their hands and replace their glooves after each person they molest. This could be dangerous because it could spread chicken pox, flu, E.Coli, bacteria, viruses, etc. They clawed my ankles in 2002 and caused to develop a panic disorder which I feel is causing a digestive disorder and my salivary gland has been swollen since that time. I just HATE, HATE, HATE, TSA PIGS.

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    Non yo, 24 Nov 2010 @ 11:05am

    WHAT'S NEXT

    These sexual assaults by the TSA are the result of the Xmas underwear bomber.

    Following TSA reasoning......

    If the next terrorist attempt involves hiding explosives up the rectum.........We will all get prostate exams before we board a plane. When will Americans stop acting like a bunch ignorant sheep and stop the madness?

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    Edgar, 2 Apr 2011 @ 3:18pm

    The TSA ARE the Terrorists Now!!!

    The TSA ARE the Terrorists Now!!!

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    Anonymous, 26 May 2011 @ 6:01pm

    So, guys, I work for the TSA.

    I don't work here out of some ideological BS, I do it for the $12.50/hour and benefits. If you haven't noticed, the economy is in the toilet, and I have to help out my family and save up what I have left to pay off college loans. And this job is like gynecology but worse, mind you: like hell, I want to touch your malodorous man-thighs.

    "Taking away our freedoms"? You folks haven't seen what they do to people like you in China: now, that's totalitarianism. Suck it up, you lot of goddamn deluded, histrionic (wo)manchildren, and when there are signs saying not to bring bottles of liquids, don't bring bottles of liquids, you insufferable illiterates. I don't want to do body searches, either, and the only reason I'm compelled to do so is because many of you seem to lack the mental capacity to follow the simplest of instructions. Stay home and save us the trouble.

    As for speaking out against my employer, how can I do so when I'm getting paid peanuts as it is? That's your job; the US is a democracy, in case you fell asleep during civics class. Don't vote for dimwitted politicians who believe that these policies will stop terrorism, and you won't have the TSA groping your privates.

    Things are bad, certainly, but some of you are literally comparing us to Nazis, for god's sake. Do you know what you're saying? Is airport screening morally equivalent to genocide now? Go get reality checks.

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      John Lindsey, 30 Sep 2011 @ 6:50am

      Re: So, guys, I work for the TSA.

      So if your boss tell you to shoot someone in the head, you would do it in order not to lose your $12.50 plus benefits. You are a pathetic loser and deserve every bit of the disdain we feel for you and your gestapo, jerkoff.

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    Proof of TSA idiocy, 27 May 2011 @ 1:24am

    TSA agents know nothing about security. Many things look good on paper but don't work in reality. I have done security for years and its about being observant. That's it these new policy's are a joke and before you wine about 12.50 an hour I get paid less and have no benefits yet I know more and have more experience than any TSA agent. I would tell my supervisor where they can go if they wanted me to break the law like tsa does. Believe me I have told off supervisors for things many times. Its called grow some balls and quit acting like a little girl. BTW explosives and guns are the only thing we need to screen for because the passengers will beat the living crap out of anyone else just like any real american would. The only safety in this world comes from ourselves the government can't give you safety. Learn to protect yourself and be observant that is the responsibility of every american.

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    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2011 @ 7:54pm

    Then refuse to do the pat downs and sending people through the cancer scanners. We are all Amricans and we should stand by our erroding rights while we have them. The best way for change is to refuse to fly or travel by train. Also, enjoy the free speech of internet while we have it.

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    Stephen, 17 Jun 2011 @ 9:20am

    TSA

    To the TSA agent who stated they were "serving their country" No you are not serving your country! That's what you are being told you are doing when in fact you are serving your employer! The government. What you are actually doing is participating in phony theater of this fake ass "war on terror" The reality is that you are participating in an indoctrination process, tricking the public to accept that this groping bullshit actually does anything to deter terrorism. How about the 80% of the commercial cargo that fly's along with us on every flight that goes unchecked?? That's what should be scrutinized but that cost too much and besides the public wouldn't get to see this and therefore does not enhance the "police state" mentality of rogue elements of our government. It is your duty as an American to refuse to violate your fellow American's rights under the supreme law of the land, the United States Constitution. After all, being a so called federal agent I am certain you were administered and subsequently agreed to uphold and defend the Constitution from all enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC! Correct!

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    Michael, 23 Jun 2011 @ 6:22am

    You know, if groping old people and young kids doesn't work out for you TSA people, you can always become Catholic Priests and have sex with children as well. You people suck!

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    Anonymoushieronymous, 5 Oct 2011 @ 2:21am

    Serving one's country....by molesting people??

    I shed not one single tear for the "poor" TSA agent who cries every day and bemoans the taunts for "serving his country".
    MY FOOT!! The ignorance....Aaarrgh!
    Look here buddies, let's get real.
    What the TSA is doing---what you are doing, you "poor" TSA agent---is virtual gunpointing of people.
    Either submit to being molested, or nude scanned, or don't fly, or be jailed.
    You are doing exactly what the rapists on the streets get jailed for. Wearing a badge is no "Excuse".
    How can anyone in their right mind call this "service" and how can anyone say that being virtually gunpointed, molested, in public...makes us *Safe*???? My god, wake up! Sheesh. Lifelong trauma to little children makes us "safe"?

    At this point, I am rolling my eyeballs and even wondering if the CIA planned the underpants bomber on purpose, just to scare us all and start molesting us, as a way to close down the borders to travelers. Paranoid? Well do your research folks, before you ever make such assumptions!
    Think about CAPPS II, it's not an accident that the unconstitutional bill was overthrown by the airlines...it would have profiled passengers. After this was toppled, the ACLU reported that the Feds were planning US travelers to have to wear electronic stun bracelets! Can you imagine? Stunned by remote control, in The Land of the Free? Well, now they are molesting us instead. Because they only think we will never Just Say No.

    Well, I beg to differ with their evil designs and perverted thinking. Spit on them!

    I say: Submit graciously while at the airport. Make no fuss. Smile nicely, be a "good boy/girl". Then...Take the name and badge number of the TSA agent who is thus breaking moral and legal law by touching you in this way. Then go and report them! Contact the ACLU, contact the District Attorney of the area, and use your peaceful but vocal pen to post online, write letters to the editor, and expose this creep by name as you do so!

    It's time to end this nonsense and put these folks in jail. The Nuremberg trials did not approve "just following orders" as an "Excuse".

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    Anonymous Coward, 18 Dec 2012 @ 2:38pm

    I really don't have any more sympathy for these terrorists than any other.

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