In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
Time to forward them all my viagra and cialis spam so they can improve their uptime and handle new giant loads that the female persuasion seems to be clamoring for.
I am submitting my patent for using your feet to place 'Foot Prints' in the sand. Anyone caught reproducing this work on their own must now pay me a royalty or face being pelted with oranges while you flop around on a tarp covered in butter.
I will also be submitting my 'Foot Prints in Snow, Mud, and plaster" patents soon.
Did I miss a news post somewhere? Since when did people regard Prince as the one who "got" the internet? I always though he was an androgynous freak in a pruple skin tight jumpsuit... shows what I know :>
Right, I agree with that, I just meant that if they had to take any responsibility then it would be for that, but they really had no responsibility for the fake damned outrage people show over absolutely nothing.
You are wrong in accusing the developers and trying to do an end run around the ESRB.
It was originally supposed to be part of the game, but was removed in order to get a 'M' rating. Calling it an Easter Egg implies that there was a method in the game to access the content. There was not. In order to access it, one needed to use special hacks to access it, which were in no way funded or supported by R*. The hacking tools were not overly sophisticated, but enough so that it took a good bit of knowledge to use them, and it had to be done willingly (couldn't be done on accident). The only irresponsible move by the developers was not removing the code and assets for the sex mini game, but they never encouraged people to hack the game to get the blocked content.
They should not only leave the UN in the game, they should change the entire game name to UN. What would the UN do? Bitch about it for a couple months, use stinging rhetoric to suggest harsh action, then have the entire measure deflate as the European states argue over sausage imports while the US and Russia attempt to out-veto each other.
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In a perfect world..
Copied from Bash
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She much more of a "I'll smoke crack until I look like a fruit roll-up!" type person.
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Re: I've got an idea
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Hmmm
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Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds. Lawrence...!
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Pepsistuff kinda workin
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On the post: Who Cares Whose Footprints Those Are In The Sand... The Real Question Is Who Gets The Copyright?
I own them
I will also be submitting my 'Foot Prints in Snow, Mud, and plaster" patents soon.
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Bwuh?
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Oh my...
Crow T. Robot FTW!
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Hmmm
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Re: A brief glimpse of sanity...
It was originally supposed to be part of the game, but was removed in order to get a 'M' rating. Calling it an Easter Egg implies that there was a method in the game to access the content. There was not. In order to access it, one needed to use special hacks to access it, which were in no way funded or supported by R*. The hacking tools were not overly sophisticated, but enough so that it took a good bit of knowledge to use them, and it had to be done willingly (couldn't be done on accident). The only irresponsible move by the developers was not removing the code and assets for the sex mini game, but they never encouraged people to hack the game to get the blocked content.
So in reality, the outrage was NOT well deserved.
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Yeah but...
Would you ride in a rocket designed by brain surgeons who looked up Werner Von Braun on Wikipedia?
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Hah!
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The Kill list is longer
1. Lawyers
2. Politicians
3. H2 & H3 Drivers
4. Research Firms
...
10. Profit!
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Do everyone a favor-
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In a strange twist...
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A modest proposal
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