I always find it amusing when large companies say ""no reasonable consumer would believe..." Those companies are so disconnected from the consumers that in some cases they probably actually believe it, rather than knowingly lying to the courts.
I'm embarrassed to be from Missouri every time I see his name. Please know that not all Missourians are ignorant fools. But like Trump, this guy knows how to tap into the underlying hate and fear that many voters don't even recognize in themselves.
At first I thought this was going to be about how Linus Torvalds invented today's work from home paradigm in the same way that
Shiva Ayyadurai "invented" email. I should have known better since the headline did not have scare quotes.
Great, just great. If the AC who is intelligent enough to read and type responses is confusing the two products, then this won't pass the "moron in a hurry" test and Jack Daniels wins.
On the post: Missouri Governor Still Expects Journalists To Be Prosecuted For Showing How His Admin Leaked Teacher Social Security Numbers
Re:
He already had it, in 2020:
https://governor.mo.gov/press-releases/archive/statement-regarding-governor-and-first-lady-parson-c ovid-19-test-results
On the post: Exec That Tried To Send Critical Reporters A Dead Pig Blames 'The Drinking Culture At eBay'
Bizarre is right
At first I thought this was yet another FBI entrapment scheme I mean sting.
On the post: Louisiana Drug Warriors Bungle Surveillance So Badly Their Target Catches Them Placing A Tracking Device On Her Car
The possibilities are endless
She could have had fun by attaching it to any number of things other than a utility pole:
I'm sure I am missing some.
On the post: Judge Lets False Advertising Case Against Apple Over 'Buying' Music You Didn't Buy Move Forward
I always find it amusing when large companies say ""no reasonable consumer would believe..." Those companies are so disconnected from the consumers that in some cases they probably actually believe it, rather than knowingly lying to the courts.
On the post: Josh Hawley: We Must Break Up Companies Whose Politics I Disagree With For Discriminating Against People Whose Politics I Agree With
I'm embarrassed to be from Missouri every time I see his name. Please know that not all Missourians are ignorant fools. But like Trump, this guy knows how to tap into the underlying hate and fear that many voters don't even recognize in themselves.
On the post: Poof! Taylor Swift, Evermore Theme Park Lawsuits Dropped With No Money Exchanged
Re:
If you cannot innovate, litigate.
On the post: Small Idaho ISP 'Punishes' Twitter And Facebook's 'Censorship' ... By Blocking Access To Them Entirely
I sense an opportunity for Starlink
Elon should swoop in and offer customers of this ISP access to the Starlink beta at reduced cost. The goodwill would pay for itself.
On the post: AT&T Is Sad Because Nobody Wants To Overpay For DirecTV
Quick! Raise rates again!
That will make us more valuable so someone will pay more than $15 billion!
On the post: Ridiculous: 'Cyberpunk 2077' Will Ship With A Mode Just To Help Streamers Avoid DMCA Notices
Re: We've seen this before
Rebel Galaxy: Outlaw also has had a "stream-friendly music only" option since its release in August 2019.
https://rebel-galaxy.com/information-for-streamers/
On the post: How Linus Torvalds Invented Today's Work From Home Paradigm In 1991
At first I thought this was going to be about how Linus Torvalds invented today's work from home paradigm in the same way that
Shiva Ayyadurai "invented" email. I should have known better since the headline did not have scare quotes.
On the post: PayPal Blocks Purchases Of Tardigrade Merchandise For Potentially Violating US Sanctions Laws
When I read the headline I wondered why PayPal was blocking the sale of time machines that look like police boxes.
I know better now.
On the post: Would You Believe That Infamous Copyright Troll Richard Liebowitz Is In Trouble Again?
Re:
Except for his grandfather.
On the post: Judge Says The Bureau Of Prisons Violated Michael Cohen's 1st Amendment Rights In Sending Him Back To Prison
It's refreshing to see a judge have and apply common sense, without hiding behind legalistic excuses.
On the post: Just As The Copyright Office Tries To Ignore The Problem Of Bad Takedowns, NBC & Disney Take Down NASA's Public Domain Space Launch
So weird that this keeps happening.
It's almost like there is no penalty applied for filing a false DMCA takedown claim.
On the post: As We're All Living, Working, And Socializing Via The Internet... MIT Tech Review Says It Proves Silicon Valley Innovation Is A Myth
Old man yells at cloud
This is all i can think of: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/019/304/old.jpg
On the post: Jack Daniels Gets Chewed Up In Trademark Case Over 'Bad Spaniels' Doggy Chew Toy
Re: Re:
Great, just great. If the AC who is intelligent enough to read and type responses is confusing the two products, then this won't pass the "moron in a hurry" test and Jack Daniels wins.
On the post: Facebook Still Can't Admit That Launching Libra During An International Privacy Scandal Is Idiotic
But everyone else is doing it!
Sorry, Facebook, but blockchain is SO 2019.
On the post: AI Company Has Access To Pretty Much Every Piece Of Surveillance Tech The State Of Utah Owns
Re: You are being watched....
Exactly my thought. Person of Interest was supposed to be a warning, not a how-to manual.
On the post: Turns Out Most People Still Don't Hate 'Big Internet' As Much As Politicians And The Media Want Them To
I mostly just hate politicians and the media. Oh, and cilantro.
On the post: Cop Shops Around The Nation Think It's Hilarious To Crack Jokes About Coronavirus-Contaminated Drugs
For once I am glad the cops around here have no sense of humor. It would be embarrassing to see my hometown make this list.
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