Do you actually think anyone will waste the time necessary to read your ridiculously lengthy drivel stream? You certainly seem to have a very high opinion of yourself, not shared by anyone else on the planet.
So whatever is expeditious is the right way? The same kind of expediency that has sent innocent people to the death chamber? Yeah, that's the ticket! If something is too difficult, act expediently. Avoid thinking. Deny responsibility.
Just the sort of comment from the lunatic IP maximalists I'd expect. I hope you don't mind if I forward this comment to your psychiatrist to see that your paranoia medications are properly adjusted. Or have you just stopped taking them? I mean, thorazine is cheap generic nowadays, so you don't have a financial excuse.
Failure to do so will only encourage the fascist idiots to continue sending them. Almost all of these moronic documents are open-ended fishing expeditions with no probable cause, and should be exposed as such. Any member of the public who believes these cretinous letters have any real value to national security is a dupe and a delusional sheep.
I don't give a shit about what legal issues there may be. If I want to sell my used iPad, I will, and if some asshole wants to try to come after me in court for it, they're welcome to. But it will be difficult for them to make a case while in a coma. Hopefully, they would have been smart enough to have made a living will. So any of you IP lawyers out there feeling froggy? Then leap.
If I had the opportunity to post a positive comment, I certainly would. But then, if I felt that my realtor did not do a good job, as the one I used to sell my first house demonstrated, then I should have the right to complain about them, and warn others off using the lazy SOB. It isn't slander or libel to say that you think your realtor sucked. Any abuse of copyright law in these cases is illegitimate, and should be punished by the courts.
The fact that some of the patent lawyers may have reproduced is alarming in and of itself. What is necessary is for the patent lawyers DNA to be eradicated from the global gene pool. In a perfect world, admitting that you are a patent lawyer would result in summary execution. On the spot. No appeal. But, we live in a very imperfect world, and this type of parasite is allowed to propagate unchecked. Sad for the rest of us. Very sad.
If he prevails in this case, the old one this fuckwit "created" should be dynamited, and a new one created and put in its place, only this time the contract should specify that the sculptor has zero rights. They do own the actual sculpture, so if they dynamite it, no problems. I'd pay money to watch a video of the demolition, split-screened with his face reacting to it.
If I want to set up an Open WiFi hotspot for my customers' use, and any of them uses it to infringe, it is not my responsibility, and if the MAFIAA attempts to take my connection down, their lawyers will learn the true meaning of fear. A fear so deep that it will cause them to lose control of their bowels and bladder. A fear so overwhelming that they will no longer be able to speak, or walk, or even turn away. Fear so vivid that the lifelong tremors and nightmares that will result will alter their DNA, and be passed down to their progeny. This is how you deal with them, not by getting and paying for your own lawyer. That costs real money. Producing intense, paralyzing fear is free. And much more effective.
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Anyone who gets an NSL should publish it on the internet immediately
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To the stupid Canucks behind this
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When it comes to selling my iPad, I am the law. Period.
I liked my realtor when I sold my last house.
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Time for a new monument
Is this church a subsidiary of the catholic one?
When it comes to Open WiFi, I am the law.
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