jimardisthemayorofpeoriail’s Comments

• Sep 22nd, 2014 @ 8:21pm

  really it's not me

  on Judge Says Raid On Twitter User Perfectly Fine Because Officers Can Enforce Non-Existent Laws Provided They Have 'Probable Cause'
  I'm really not the mayor of Peoria. Weren't the Smothers Brothers always marching to Peoria back in the 60's? I thought I should just state for the record that I am not the real mayor of Peoria, IL and that humor overwhelms me in the manic state (that's the upper polar half for those of you who don't know where you were when the Kennedy's were shot and no it doesn't matter which one) and I'm not drunk at all nor do I possess any non-medical pot (I can't seem to spell marijuanna. See?) And I am not the real Jim Ardis. My name is Milton Smith and I live at 613 E. Main Street Webster, NY 14580. The home town of Wendy O. Williams later to be know as the squirrel lady.
• Sep 22nd, 2014 @ 7:55pm

  Re:

  on Judge Says Raid On Twitter User Perfectly Fine Because Officers Can Enforce Non-Existent Laws Provided They Have 'Probable Cause'
  I think reprimand is a little strong there don't you?
• Sep 22nd, 2014 @ 7:51pm

  freedom's just another word for nothing but the blues

  on Judge Says Raid On Twitter User Perfectly Fine Because Officers Can Enforce Non-Existent Laws Provided They Have 'Probable Cause'
  Now just hold on there. You can't keep bashing a high Mayor like this stuff there. It just not write is it? Those people had illegal substance, not the medical kind, and the swat team found it. So they need to be punished. You wouldn't elect a cook with a sense of humor mayor of Peoria after all is said and done. So how else can I, the official mayor of Peoria, defend his freedom of speech like Larry Flint who parodied some blubbery millionaire televangelist in a public magazine in front of the Supreme Court and all? I can't call in the Supreme court but I can drop a dime to the police, just like any citizen of Peoria and have a swat team bust in on people you think you don't like but haven't met them so you don't know you don't like them yet, but then the police will ransack their household until they find something legally wrong there.
  
  What was that? No, I'm not done. I'll just be a minute more hon. Honest Indian.
  
  I didn't overstep any limits of my power. Any person in Peoria, IL can call the police and report a suspected Twitter violation and have a swat team investigate it for them - especially if you can get Twitter to rat out the home address and name of the person who made a humorous parody of them. A person reading that parody might think that the person being parodied was indeed an alcohol abusing, power wielding demigod in a politician's suit. We have to protect ourselves from personation with intent to funny him.
  
  No. Go away. I'll be in later. Just get the water warmer this time.