Rocky Oliver’s Comments

• Jun 12th, 2013 @ 6:03am

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  on Sony At E3: Look How Unlike Microsoft We Are!
  Wow, you're not only a "glass half full" kinda person, you're a "my cup runneth over" optimist!
• May 22nd, 2013 @ 7:13am

  I rarely add comments to Techdirt....

  on Quack Professor Releases Dumbest Violent Video Game Theory Ever
  But this particular post is geek comic genius. My Cubehog coworkers are popping up over their walls to stare at me, wondering what could possibly make me laugh in this place.
  
  Thanks for the opportunity to leave them guessing.
  

  
  Or maybe you're wondering if having your notebook computer on your lap every time you've played Doom has put your testicles at risk of mutation, turning them into monsterous, sentient testicilians, a race of self-reproductive hell-nuts bent on destroying the world.
  

  
  Brilliant.
• Dec 18th, 2011 @ 9:09am

  Another sign I'm old...

  on Microsoft Reminds Everyone: You Do Not Own Your Software
  I have a few typewriters I hang onto for sentimental reasons (they're both beautiful old Royal typewriters, and one is a "travel" version for reporters). Anyway, when we were moving years ago my 9 year old daughter saw them and ask, "Daddy, where is the screen and printer for that computer?"
  
  Sigh... ;)