Don't Screw The Lid On Too Tightly
from the brilliant dept
Here's a fun one to waste a little time on. Found over at the ever-changing SerialDeviant weblog is news that scientists have discovered the answer to a very old problem: How do you keep a jar from having its lid screwed on too tightly? The answer, it seems (and remember, this is serious research), is that you shouldn't screw the lids on so tightly in the first place. Are these guys just trying to win an igNobel or what? Anyway, the report apparently has some suggestions for jar makers on how to prevent people from "over-twisting" their jars. Who says no one does useful research any more?Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Did you laugh when car manufacturers took all those hard and pointy design features out of car interiors?
Why are you making light of this? This *is* serious research. Eventually, most of us will be old and weaker. I for one would rather my quality of life diminish as little as possible.
Hmm-- would I rather science make people's life better, or should science masturbate over theoretical particles and then later decide they were fictious in the first place?
There's all kinds of stuff like this in our society. Take the doors in your house for instance. Instead of having those little weather seal bumps on the bottom of the exterior doorways-- these should be flush with the floor and exterior stoop. This makes it easier on the shuffling feet of the elderly, as well as easing wheel chair access.
All doors for that matter should be wide enough for wheel chairs and all cabinets and drawers should be easily openable by the arthritic. (Now that the baby boomers are aging, retrofitting these features is becoming a big business-- and retrofitting costs a lot more than initial construction).
Which has had more of an effect on your life?--squeezable condiment bottles-- or quarks? I'd bet it's ketchup.
Quit being a science snob-- all knowledge is valuable-- but some of it is actually useful too.
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It's probably apocryphal, but E.E.Doc Smith (a pulp SF space opera writer) spent his entire career as an organic chemist working on making powdered sugar stick to donuts. Bravo to him: I have more respect for the guy who does that than the one who builds an energy trading company out of financial smoke and mirrors.
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Apologies to whoever was offended.
I am all for jars that can't be screwed closed too tightly. I will be the first person to line up to buy one when they become available.
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Now methods to prevent them from being screwed on too tightly is a little more reasonable a subject for research, but if the best they come up with is "to a set torque specification", well again common sense prevails.
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PS: I usually have better things to do than reply to this kind of thing, but my darn DVD player is still on the fritz!
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I could say-- screw on lids should be made of stickier material so people can get a better grip, then the lids will come off easier. That's obvious right? But is it true? Will it really work?
Of course it will-- let's just change the entire assembly line...
The point of research is that it's *cheaper* than failed products.
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Maybe it is barometric pressure or something
I wonder how much things like the barometric pressure differential between the outside and the inside makes a difference. Or perhaps food on the screw threads is acting as an adhesive, it sure does with paint.
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