AOL Keeps Working Overtime To Drive Away Subscribers
from the what-can-we-do-today-to-piss-off-our-users... dept
AOL seems to have a knack for doing exactly the wrong thing for its users, from ignoring the rise of broadband, to building up walled gardens just as the rest of the internet was embracing a more open internet. The latest is that they're pissing off a bunch of long term paying customers by suddenly inserting advertisements right below emails. Obviously, there are plenty of email services that are ad-supported, but this is for paying AOL customers, who for years have been able to read email without ads getting in the way. And, of course, these aren't just any ads, but (of course) intrusive ads that users complain are distracting. Considering that plenty of people seem to have kept their AOL subscriptions going for many years just to keep their email address, pissing off a bunch of those people doesn't seem like the smartest strategic move.
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No surprise...
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Re: No surprise...I truly disagree with you.
wouldn't have it any other way, I love my AOL.
IT'S THE BEST, HAVE GREAT FEATURES FOR EMAIL ALSO IMS, LOVE IT. WOULDN'T TRADE FOR ANY OTHER PROVIDER,
SINCERELY
JEAN
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Re: Re: No surprise...I truly disagree with you.
But then...you prob coul'nt whipe your own azz if you didnt have instructions. typical of aolers.
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AOL?
Sorry, that particular status disqualifies you from further discussion.
LM
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Re: AOL?
Exactly.
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Re: AOL?
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Bye Bye AIM
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Re: Bye Bye AIM
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You forgot something...
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Re: You forgot something...
Many of us had aol because they were the only isp that operated in our area, and would take a check. Fortunately, at the ripe-old age of 12, I had the good sense not to use the email address that came from my isp.
Now things are different. Their "aol for broadband" that they are pushing is just a simple portal service. That is, a bunch of stuff that you can get for free elsewhere (and at a better quality), and a few interviews with pop stars, etc.
And they charge more for that than most actual isp's charge for the actual internet service.
Their trend of self-destructive advertising has been going on for some time. I dont know how many times I have asked them to stop sending me junk email advertising their mail filters (the only junk email I got at that address), and phone calls trying to sell me their spam blocker. But then, net zero finaly became available in my area (actually, on the same server, for about 1/3 the price), and eventually people pc.
Its just sad, though, how many people keep paying rediculous ammounts of money for nothing but an email address. Though there are also several that order broadband through aol, and soon realize cancel as soon as they realize that they can get the same stuff for a fraction of the price. Though sadly, many continue to pay aol $20 per month for ... basically, nothing.
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Why the hell still use AOL?
AOL has to be the most archaic ISP around. I am amazed that people and even large companies (P&G for example) still use AOL services.
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AOL
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Re: AOL
-JP
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What A WizzBang
The True Reason Why AOL Is Still Around.... too bad...
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Re: What A WizzBang
anything on AOL, and I mean anything that is useful is available somewhere else for free and is probably better.
/rant
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Re: What A WizzBang
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Re: AOL
go back to the stonage and shut the f up.
wait, are you teh ceo for aol??
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Re: AOL
Spoken like a true AOL user.
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Re: AOL
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Re: AOL
Email is not 'content', hello. AOL has shown ad banners on the bottom of your inbox for a long time, and now show ads in every email you receive. Jumpy, flashy ads that distract and annoy many people, maybe even you.
If you use Windows, you must know that you have an email client built into your computer called Outlook Express. It has all the bells and whistles of AOL email, with the advantage of as much storage space on your hard drive as you need, no ads, and the ability to configure it's built-in filters any way you want, and create as many folders as you desire.
All you need to use Outlook Express, which of course is free, is an address with any ISP besides AOL. Then your email address will be, for instance, harold@netzero.com. Easy to configure once you're online with your new service, or use your new ISP's software to configure it for you. Or you can use a free online email service such as Yahoo!, Google GMail, and many others.
As to AOL's content, such as news, interviews, concerts, what-have-you, you can get all of that for free from AOL after you cancel your account. Just sign into AOL with a Netscape or AIM screename, and get content to your heart's content--without paying AOL another dime. Ever! Ahh, so easy!
As to AOL's chat client, its adware, meaning it delivers ads to you as you use it. It manages this by installing thirdparty ad delivery software on the hard drive of your computer when you download and install AIM. There are so many chat clients for Windows, Mac and Linux users that are free, easier to use, and offer many features, like video and audio chat, that you really ought to look into.
Harold, I implore you, if you want to continue using crapware on your PC for AOL's portal to some pretty limited content that you can get for free without paying AOL for it, you should at least understand what you're missing out on--like live content on the real web, instead of sites that are cached by AOL once a day, then downloaded to your computer from AOL's proxy servers.
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Outlook Express
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People hate change
My mom avoided the mess and got a local provider. cheaper, and she can use Google or whatever else she wants for the extras.
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AOL
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Re: AOL
Surely, he was being sarcastic. Please...somebody...TELL ME HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!
But, seriously, back in "the day," we often ridiculed AOL users in newsgroups, chat rooms, etc. Has the company EVER had a good reputation?
Even when they first launched, they had that fiasco with busy signals.
I'm just surprised they haven't declared bankruptcy.
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Back in the day, AOL had the best reputation of the non-geek-oriented service providers. Which is to say that the recommendation would go, "Well, if you absolutely HAVE to use one of those, use AOL."
I also recall that the stereotype of AOL users was that they were merely clueless, as opposed to being brain-damaged (CompuServe users) or children (Prodigy).
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Re: aol
I am a tech and work for a company installing and fixing POS systems and PCs. We actually make customers sign a page on the contract saying they wont install AOL & if they do we will just reformat & reinstall at their expense. We refer to it as "Guerilla Software" because it does just that. It takes over all the settings on your system to work best just for AOL. Thats why its "hassle-free". Unfortunatly its just hassle-free for AOL and hassle-FULL for any other apps on there.
But AOL has the best scam going. They have the general public brain-washed. When we tell clients they cant install AOL, the great majority say, "If I dont have AOL, how can I get on the internet and get email?" Yes, believe it, people are that computer-illiterate. Than about half of those people dont even believe us. They say, "That impossible. AOL is a huge company with so many customers. They would never sell software like that. I think your trying to scam us because your software does the same thing or you cant figure out how to get it to work with AOL." Once again, yes, people are that ignorant.
When I see their commercials for their spyware and virus protection I always laugh becuase I think to myself, it's actually much easier to clean a bunch of spyware and viruses off a systems than it is to remove all traces of AOL!
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That is the worst explination of a technical process that I have ever read. EVER. I damn hate AOL as much as the next person (and by person I do not mean AOL user), but dude why not just say "when you install aol the magic hack-fairies come out and make your computer bleed information-dust, and if you uninstall it they make your computer jump out the window." You are a dumbass, please never have children.
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http://www.pcworld.com/reviews/article/0,aid,125772,pg,2,00.asp
need i say more?
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There are far too many people out there who are computer illiterate and think AOL is the best option for them because it is supposedly by AOL's claim easy to use. I worked for a dialup ISP only several years ago and several AOL users moved over and when they got access to the Internet they claimed "nothing happens, it's broke". Well of course nothing happens. Open your browser. The Internet does not force a single GUI, along with hoardes of popups and advertisements in your face everytime you connect. I almost expect them to say "Where is my SPAM? It's broke, there is no spam!".
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The only reason they are even still around
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P&G using AOL?
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First, when Al Gore invented the Internet he put it on computer, not AOL Ahhahhahahaha.
Second, AOL IS NOT THE INTERNET! AOL is a message board running on a bunch of servers. You can get to the Internet once you log into AOL (which can take a long time).
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AOL - Email Adverstisements
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AOL Cancellation
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It seems to me that AOL just keep giving people reasons to duck AOL-and the latest is yet one more reason!
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AOL does sell broadband
Also, remember that if you cancel you can still get your email via AIM.com - free! Even forwards from blah@aol.com to blah@aim.com...
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Re: AOL does sell broadband
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AOL ads
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Is AOL worth it even at free?
Sure, you can get all of those from AOL while getting their dial-up service at what ever price they choose. You can also pay a hooker for "service" and get half a dozen VDs at no additional cost, but that doesn't make it right or even worth it.
First off, they are over-charging for every single one of their paid services. Next, they are providing services that you can get for free elsewhere (with better results too). Then you have to wonder why you are paying them for service when they are directly responsible for most of the "unwanted services" like SPAM and slow connection and other undesirables.
Does that sound like something you want to be overpaying for? I've got news for you, most things you see on TV or in Magazines these days needs to be heavily questioned for it's validity. I've seen ads for web hosting that offers "great services" but you'll pay $50+ per month for those services that you could get at 500 other places for $15 per month or less. In essense, you are paying directly into their advertising budget so they can hook other suckers.
The sad thing is that I have friends and family that fell into the AOL trap. I've gotten my mom out of their clutches but the others didn't listen to me when I tried to warn them.
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AOL's INtarwebnets
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A necessary evil...for now
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the stigma
http://www.pcworld.com/reviews/article/0,aid,125772,pg,2,00.asp
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One of the reasons AOL remains...
A close relative of mine is a "forever" AOL user. He goes into Myocardial infarction (to the point of being a heart-attacked-Luddite with a hammer) if he tries to use other tools for mail or browsing. I (lovingly) tried to teach him to use tools like Firefox and Thunderbird, but he complained loudly and felt utterly sideways about them.
He doesn't like the crowded main screen of using AOL, but he accepts it as a mark of his comfort zone. There are literally millions of people who don't fathom the concept of an IP connection and its effect on their "internets." To them, AOL is a tangible and comfortable place to interact with IP services.
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AOL and Advertising
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AOL Good Bad and Ugly?
For AOL'ers out there that want to keep their AOL email address - you now can keep AOL email addresses whenyou leave the service, free of charge. No need to pay their exorbitant rates just for an email address any longer.
I do miss the chats, as I had a large group of friends that led chats (graphics and music communities) that I like to get together with, but most of them have cancelled as well now, so no reason to stay...uninstalling AOL from my machine was a joy...
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RE: 11 AOL by Harold
I find that I am getting very excellent service from AOL. They offer email and other content, and I can use a search box on their page to find this other content. Also, I can "chat" with people through their chat utility.
I just assume Harold was being sarcastic.....
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All I can say is Why?
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when i was a lad, maybe 16, i signed up for a free trial, then cancelled it. some employee of AOL kept the account open under a disconnected phone # and started billing my mom's bank account (i guess we had to give bank account info to get the free trial?)
we noticed it several months later, after they had taken around $200. my mom called AOL and they told her that since she couldn't provide the phone # associated with the account, that she couldn't make any changes to it and, therefore, they couldn't stop billing her.
apparently, the company discovered what was going on and fired the guy.. there was something on the news about it.. but they never gave my mom back her money...
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Just say "no" to AOL.
Errr,Yahoo does the same.
So does Google.
Google even has the ability for you to choose your own news groupings under the search box.
And their e mail and chat service is free.
I never used AOL. Always used local ISP's.
The only time I ever had to use AOL was at a friend's house..I found it unweildy, cumbersome,irritating and slow..Oh,and did I mention irritating?
Anyway,as others have said,there are plenty of choices out there,most free and all better than AOL.
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AOLhell security?
On download.com no less.
http://www.download.com/AOL-Active-Security-Monitor/3000-2094_4-10545847.html?tag=lst-0-1
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A tool for the ignorant, by the ignorant.
AOL is a bad choice from the get-go. Once you have it on your machine, it's hard to remove all traces of it's presence. I once received a computer from a friend who had installed AOL and then tried to uninstall it. The uninstall went badly, and finally locked the machine up. I tried to save some of his data, but alas! a complete wipe was necessary to get his unit working again.
If you purchase a new machine, under NO circumstances would I suggest that you install AOL. In fact I recommend tracking down any reference to the program and removing it before you do anything else!
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HAHAHA
Now they are adding to the chaos!
Go figure.
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For some time...
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AOHELL
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I wonder
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AOL was awesome!
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hasn't everyone figured out by now???
Everything they do turns to crap.
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lawl
Wow... u r a n00b. I hope you were kidding! Their E-mail sucks (gmail is better) a search box on THEIR page, hey ever herd of this realy cool site called google.com! and you can "chat" with people useir their crappy chat utility, OMG! NO WEII, im getting AOL now cuz I can CHAT! Google chat is much better although I use Xfire.
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I don't understand
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Re: AOL paradigm shift
Like any other company with a history of bad business decisions that it has to hunker down and still support, it's near impossible to notice that aol's direction is towards being seen as a player in the free web products market place and less in the access services. Access is dead, long live the ideal that more and more brick and morder business _will_ get that the web should be free and that you're not going to get consumer loyalty without making innovative and usable products.
so, aol=underdog, this can't be bad to keep yelling at them, it might help.
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I unfortunatly was someone who wasn't as computer savy when I signed up and they offered freephone technical help as part of the service which I thought was fantastic. They then ditched this service and I have been looking to move ever since.
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Yet another use for those AOL CDs
I kinda miss the days of the AOL floppy diskettes, as they at least could be reformatted. But the CD media does inspire more creaztivity. Collect the whole set!
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AOL isn't that bad
The old AOL5 software still works great - and has saved me several times when fixing a completely messed up windows PC. It brings it's own drivers - so it works when other connections fail due to misconfigured/missing windows drivers.
Also, old classic homepages (like the one I set up in 1996!) have great google rankings and are worth paying that EUR 1.99 per month just to keep AOL.
Regards email: Domain names are so cheap it's stupid not to own your own domain so that you can switch email providers whenever you feel like it.
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This has been going on for years....
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AOL is pissin me off!!
Those flashing and annoying ads in my email panel just now REALLY PISS ME OFF!!
After over 10 years this is going to push me into cancelling them.
They won't even let me turn them off!!!
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AOL
I wonder what they are updating every time I close out of AOL? Will it eventually fill the HD?
Seems a lot of files for what?
Is there anything good at all to be said for 'dial' AOL now at $9.95? Is MSN or EL better?
Best wishes for what works best for anyone!
Russ
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lousy aol service
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I do tech support for a major isp. And I know everytime when I get an A Ho eler on the phone because they dont even know what a modem is. Or have the ability to count to 5.
Yes. I hope aol dies then maybe most of you dumba___s who have computers will get off my phone. As It is now.
I hate to imagine that Aolers are Breeding and farting out one mutant after another. If Aol dies out that will be good thing Because I swear Im going to need therapy if I have to keep explaining every tiny little step to the aolers (the moron crowd) every time they call me expect to have me help them fix their computer. Its not my fault that aol pos software messed up your poc computer. Heres a tip. Dont install aol...Or what people in the tech field call THE AOL VIRUS....
Death to AOL!
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Hey AntiChrist - you're the moron
I am on AOL as I write this, no I am not an idiot and I guarantee I could run rings around your so-called knowledge. The fact is I hate the hell out of AOL and it will be canceled very soon. The only high speed option for my area is Direct-Way which is a big ripoff in itself - which I kindly pointed out to their representative when he tried to sell me on it. The only reason I have put up with AOL so long is just pure simple lazyness on my part. So what, it served my purposes and no it DID NOT destroy my computer or files. My computer rocks and has no problems despite the exaggerated claims to the opposite I have seen.
So AntiChrist - get a better attitude or a new career, you can't handle the one you have.
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AOL, GayOL, AOHell, it's all the same sh1t
Don't be a fool. Nobody here wan'ts everything for free. Of course paying for an internet service provider is going to cost money. Let me explain something to you. It does not cost anywhere 59.99 a month for high speed internet in any currency I know. It also does not cost 599.99 for a satelite dish. Get your numbers straight. Why would you even bring a satelite into the picture? Satelite internet is very poor also. However that's not what I'm talking about.
I have had a personal experiance with AOL, and used it when I was 12. I slowly began to discover the real truth of AOL. I stoipped usign it and switch to Walmart Connect after I learned I could not connect to my favorite game online with AOL. AOL was infact the problem because when I switch the game was perfectly fine for me, with no other changes had been made to my system. Yes I will repeat this, the ISP I changed to was infact Walmart Connect. I dialup provider, yes Walmart as in the Walmart store "always low prices, always".
And yes I am saying that Walmart connect is a better ISP than AOL.
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(Reading this paragraph is optional as it is more about me, and my creditability. You don't have to read it, but please read the paragraph after this one and everything after it) Well before I explain my knowledge of AOL, which most of has been explained, I will explain myself. Now I am not am not stupid when it comes to computers, and I don't like AOL for just no reasons. How can you tell if I know enough about computers? Well about myself, I am a gamer. I have been using the computer for a while, ever since I discovered the game C&C Red Alert. On my 15th birthday I went to the emergency room. Days later I was diagnosed with cancer, I am adding this information only because it will explain to you why I stopped going to school. I was told I was going to die so I wanted to stay home with my mother. Well for 2 years now I have had no school and no home schooling. In that time I literaly have spent in my bedroom on the compter. Truthfuly I never got out and was almost always on the PC, gaining experiance.
Anyway now that you know about me it's time for you to learn a little more about AOL.
*** Well AOL is a big company, many of us may wonder shy it hasn't gone bankrupt well thats simple. We all know that AOL has so many customers. This is kind of like wondering why Internet explorer has had always over 91% in browser share in the U.S. Well we all know PC's are much more comman than any other system and Windows is the most common operating system. Well on every Windows system comes preinstalled and free is Internet Exploror. We also know that so many people use AOL. Well there was a time when AOL used IE as the browser in their software. If they don't still as of today, that answers the question of why IE always ruled the browser share. Well AOL basicaly has their steong marketing strategy. Now if you really want to know why AOL has so many members. 1.) AOL preinstalled on the computer. 2.) AOL discs in the mail.(Additionaly free hours & apealing packaging) 3.) AOL T.V ads advertising "A better internet" and in the past that their "Number one".(Additionaly they advertise their speed and sacurity. Which some of is false advertising which I will explain below)
Now AOL basically targets computer newbies, and unfailrly they suck them in. Well now I will explain how AOL is falsely advertising. Now they advertise you can surf faster with AOL. Well here are the lies. AOL claims that with any connection type that you get enhanced speeds. Well here is the parcial lie. They do not speed up your internet connection, they only do a few things to make pages load faster. I will explain that later on. Here is something very untruthful about them. They claim that you save money by going with AOL for broadband. Well when they actualy tell you the cost of the broadband connection without AOL for broadband they do infact lie about the cost. Now I am not saying they make up this lie all the time or with every provider but this is a common lie by AOL and/or their reps. I have see in from experiance. My aunt had AOL for a while, I had told her to ditch dialup because it's really bad. I should have warned her about AOL as much. I thought she would get rid of AOL when really she got AOL for broadband, the rep told her she would save money and that the broadband provider she had chosen would charge $39.95 a month without AOL for broadband. Well that price is very off and the person who provides her DSL has the best prices of ONLY $14.95 a month!!!! Well AOL scammer her. AOL security another false ad. The anti virus does not protect your computer, the "Spyware Zapper" does little to nothing, my experiance with other AOL security is mild but what I hear from many other resources is that they only work for when browing AOL and the anti-spyware is as sucky as the 10 second "spyware zapper" itself.
Now I will give you some other information, these things I know more about and are by the way are even worse.
AOL & software. AOL has so much to install on your computer when you use it only for one thing. If you go to add and remove programs you will definatly notice 4 or more thins with AOL in the name. If you have AOL on your computer and open your task manager you will see so many things with AOL in it's name. AOL installs things you shouldn't. It is a memory and disk space hog. It also even installs the second worst tech product of all time onto your computer. Real Player! )More here(
As it has been said AOL is very difficult to get rid of but if you want me to skip to the worst astributes about AOL is that they are con artists. They have a VERY VERY VERY bad track records when it comes to cons, scams, and more.
Example there is a scam that ALL AOL reps practice. We all know when an AOL member tries to quit they will sit heir and try to get you to stay, and by the way are unfortunatly very succesful. When you call the cancel they will do two things or maybe more, they will sit there and read of their sheet and name all of the "great" features and benifits you get with being a member and using AOL, they almost never take no for an answer. They will also try to offer you free minutes to get you to stay, well here is the con part. If you accept those minutes instead of canceling the rep will give you a date. They will say you can call up to this dat to cancel to you don't get charged. Well if you do call on the date they give you, you WILL be charged! The date they say you can call by so you DONT get charged is actually the first day of the new billing cycle. So if they say you can call up to the 29th to cancel so you don't get billed you are being played. You need to call the day before the day they actually give you, best to call TWO days ahead. Now that may not seem like a big deal or you don't think all the reps do it well it is a big deal because after that happens. If you call to complain about this bill you can NEVER get your money back. And yes all the reps do practice this scam. If you tried to get your money back after you had gotten charged there is "nothing" they can do to give you your money back. "It's not their fault you missed the day to call". When really you called to cancel, got tricked into keeping their service and was told to call by THAT day just so you WONT get charged. This is not their biggest scam but it's been practice so much it's the most common one. We all know the reps read of their sheets like robots and are not actually trained so all the reps will say the same thing and whoever calls that day is screwd. Well I will not explain all the scams of AOL but I will direct you to 2 places.
First check out what wikipedia has to say about AOL here. Read the 'Billing Disputes' part and 'Cancelation' part on that page.
Now for something very intresting, informatal, and even FUN to read!
Read this, you have to at least check out the page. You will learn more about AOLs scams and methods of deceit here than anyplace else. check it out click here. Check some of them out, and maybe even bookmark/favorite it for views later. If you read enough of them, you will discover that almost every scam method you find has occured more than once.
Well as you see this is very long and I am trying to avoid this. Let me just say though, if you really really hate AOL then join me. Not now, but later on. I am working on a website basically based on computer and online decisions, alot of it will be on AOL facts and why people should pick a better ISP, there will be a communication area. probably a forum, chatroom, and possibly irc server to join. they will all be there for planning on how to take down aol, by law basically is the idea but all ideas are welcome. There will also be an AOL flame board on the forum of course and a knowlede place so people can subit their own aol bad experiances and information that has been left out from the site, like major cons and even minor. This site will be great and i will be promoting it in every way created. this also includes email messages. there will be a specific message i will rapid send to @aol emails, this message will be about why they should stop using aol and how theres better options ect ect. the email will be informative to, so some clips off the sites will be sent via email. also the email for @anything else. it will ask if your an aol hater and want to visit the site and learn more about the infamous company and ask to join to help bring them down. these emails will BOTH be sent in recquest to forward it like a chain letter. it will ask if even if they are not intrested to please forward it to everybody they know because alot of people will be intrested. These emails I will change over time, I know because I know the 1st emails will probably explain how the site and community has just born and ask to join them anyway to help it grow and come back when it's active. ect......
so don't worry, the giant will fall. and hard!
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Aolers are brain dead and Shannon Strickland is du
EVERYONE IN THE TECH FIELD KNOWS THAT AOLERS ARE DUMB AS HELL.
And if I have a bad attitude its is because I have to help your Cro-Magnons with your little pOS computers.. Now tell me. Would you hand a monkey a gun? Then why give an AHOELER a computer?
I was once is a computer store and this idiots ask me what computer I would recommend. Well my boy friend at the time was offended that this jerk would come up to me and just start talking to him like we knew each other. Well he said to me "I m a big time Aoler and I know Puters" I directed the idiot to a toy lap top called a vtech - he thought I was kidding... I was not.
As far as you knowing more than me...I doubt it. My little half brother with Attention deficit prob knows more than a bottom feeding Aholer like you. I have used tampaxes that prob have more intellect than you do. The reason why the internet gets f___cked up is because you morons are invading the band bandwidth. Because you breed like rats… I have 10 years in the tech support field. I work with BIZ customers who use high-end routers with wan/LAN configs and I have ultimate power of Internet connectivity. Seriously, I can set you up with a cider/28 block and 6 megs/s or I can make your computer network crawl like a 386 sx on geos. I am also and electronics tech and hold an engineering degree in that. So don’t talk to me about how smart you are simpleton. The problem with you aholers is all you know how to do is call me when you cant wipe your own a__... And you people are the number 1 reason I have stress... the stress I get from having to repeat the same instruction 15 f_-ing times when I talk to you morons.
When I say "what programs do you have in the system tray?" you people don’t know what that is...I say "open a dos window" you have not clue...I say "what firewall programs are you running?" and you say "what’s a program" you simple don’t know.
When I purchased my first computer I had to write my own programs. I wrote them in machine code. And stored them on a real to reel back up. I had to write my programs because that was how it was done back them. you people have machines with all kinds of power and you can’t even figure out simple html code because either your too busy farting out kid after kid or you are taking you dumb pills. (Prozac, Zoloft you know…)
I built my first robotic device when I was 16 I build my first laser when I was 18 and I have built over 15 different types of computer interface controllers.
Yet I still have to listen to the rants of morons when I show up for my Job I have to listen to people who don’t know one thing about binary code, logic gates or even how tcp/p works. I had one of you arguing with me about using the correct phone line for the dsl...this jerk though he was going to tell me how it worked...So I explained radio wave propagation theory to this idiot. And he promptly shut up. He basically had a 100ft reg phone line attached to the dsl line and refused to run dsl filters. what a dumb_azz>>>after an hour of this idiot, I felt quite nice because I turned his brains into yogurt- what little brains he had from taking his dumb pills.
But what is the main problem? The vast majority of you Aholers cant shut up when you call me. IF you would shut the F__k up when you called me I could have you fixed in 10 minutes or less and my aht would be like 12
But no you can’t shut up. Hers a tip. Most of us techs when you call us could give a rats azz about your kids you home and your problems...When you don’t hear us or the back ground noise for some reason it is because we putting you on mute so that when we call you moron or azz hole you don’t hear it. Or when we are laughing at how stupid you are. Most of us are very intelligent people and are normally good natured...but when Ahoelers call in we have to tolerate people who are ignorant arrogant and have no clue whatsoever. I am certain that most of you Aholers lose iq points every time you take a sh_t .
The typical Ahoeler has this setup Windows me(not supported by Microsoft anymore since this month) 65 megs ram and a 10 gig hd…and they want us to config the dsl modem through their usb por…I usually settle in for a full hour call when I get one those.
Most of then wont go out and buy a 15 dollar Nic. (that’s Network interface card so that you know what I mean because I know you don’t)
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MOST OF THE THINGS I HELP AHOLERS WITH, NORMAL USERS COULD FIX ON THEIR OWN, BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU THEY KNOW THEIR EQUIPEMENT.
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Aholers install all these programs in their computers and they have no clue what they do. It’s like talking to a 5 year old with a temper tantrum most the time…Except most of you are 30ish and should know how to fix you r computer.
On xmass eve I had this moron calling me up to help him fix his machine. He didn’t care that I was a human being and that I had to work on xmass no…I have to help this idiot fix his printer (back when I worked on for ___) so I spent 5 hours helping this man who was yelling and screaming at me fix his printer so he could print out a a t-shirt iron-on logo. Then after I got his unit corrected from an error he made…He gave me a tongue-lashing and bad-mouthed ___.
I had to work new years too. Same story got some arrogant aholer who didn’t know sht about anything and yelling at me didn’t care that I was a person on the other end. So I got her stuff fixed for her and I was going to let it go but she after I corrected simple problem that she caused she didn’t say thank you or anything just slammed the phone down in my ear. I had one man who called me up He was an aholer and he was mad because he got banned from web site. I asked him the website and he told me…it was an adult porn site. I had to sit there and explain to this moron we have nothing to do with that site and that he needed to contact them. This was a few years ago on the 4th of July…
No consider if you will that a lesser tech has all his info right in front of them and that person is being abusive…
What is worse is you people go to Wal-Mart and buy these nasty little piece of sh__t computers and you expect them to work like high end machines. Then you call me to fix it when it breaks. I build my machines…I have 4 computers at my desk- 25inch hd flat panel and 2 -19 inch panels… and each computer will run circles around the machines most of you have. Hell my cooling system prob has a better CPU than your machines…Hell my keyboard prob has more technology in it than your Hp wal-mart piece of crap special.
Yes you Aholers are stupid. You can’t even figure out how to use your cell phone or drive a car.
It would be great if the web went back to the days when only geeks were on it. The bandwidth would be limited to only us. None of you breeders would be on the net. You could be home watching some ridiculous football game or beating your wife or getting arrested –which is still what most of you do because you are too stupid to do anything else-or what ever it is that you people do. You could stay out of our world and we would be happy. You would not have to hunt for that pesky address bar in internet explorer anymore when you call in and I have to help you debug you piece of garbage.
There is this ridiculous commercial about Aol. There people are like competing in major athletic events- they have this one guy on a bike riding in a cross country tour with his little bell and they have this woman who is competing in this ice skating event and they have this family of aholers in a canoe competing with these professionals well. I would say that commercial about gets it right. Only Ahoelers would think they could compete with people who have spent half their lives training for events like that . Only one of you would think you could do something like that That commercial nails you people down to a T…. Stupid…
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Aholers are the scourge of the internet and IF WE HAD AN INTELECT TEST AS A PREREQUISIT TO GETTING ACCESS TO THE NET. NONE OF YOU WOULD MAKE THE CUT. So shut up dumb__ss
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driving me away from using AOL I'm fed up
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Re: driving me away from using AOL I'm fed up
Trust me- the ones I talk to spend $30 or so for aol and then 20 or so for the isp and they are getting ripped off and dont even realize it. Most are happy in fact. How stupid is that?
Get sbs or verizon- get mozilla and set up a free yahoo cuz you will have email for life...I have had my yahoo since 97.
You dont need AOL- They filter/censor the web ya know?
Once you become a regular internet user or elite you may understrand why there are so many refs to brain dead aolers and why there are so many jokes about them...
Drop Aol like a POS it is and get with a isp- there are some deals with sbc I heard- High speed internet for $12 something a month. Compare that to Ao Hell
good luck
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aol is shitty
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Ubran dictionary defines Aoler
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=AOLer
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Aoler definition
Here is my def of aolers in the uban dictionary.
1.)People for which seem to exist to torment helpdesk personnel...
2.)AN extremely ignorant person who lacks the ability to poor urine from a boot with the instructions on the heel.
3.)An extremely ignorant person who has no concept of birth control, turn signals on suvs , how to use a cell phone , or drive. Most of which herd together to form a loose collective of babbling idiots. Most of which work from 9am to 5p breed , sleep watch the same repetitive shows on television and fart out one kid after another. They barely know how to use a cell phone , or drive. they seem to herd together to form a loose collective of zombie-like humans. Who’s function seems to be to miss-spell every word in the English language , rant about issues that they are at fault for and cause help desk employees to have cardiac arrest, stroke, commit suicide or go postal in a fit of psychotic rage.
4.) A person who thinks that they are not on the Internet if they don’t log in to Aol.
5.) People for which windows does not seem to have a start button, know what a program is, don’t know that windows M.E. is obsolete, don’t use a nic card in their obsolete computer and insist on using usb instead .People who unfortunately breed quite a bit but have a very low intellect. And are in fact the major contributing factor to the coming cataclysmic end of the human race.
6.) A person who thinks they are genius, Yet who’s stupidity defies all reason or logic.
Aolers are often referred to in such manner as: , bottom feeding dredge fish
One who looses IQ point when they got to waste extraction, a plague to be exterminated...
The best example of an Aoler is seen during mid-day. One should observe them driving enourmous land vehicles that pollute the atmosphere. They can be seen trying to drive and use their cell phones- unsuccessfully And their screaming mutant children can be heard in most good restaurants or their unsanitary larva stage mutants can be seen in shopping carts near the meat section with a smelly diaper and a fly buzzing around the said mutant’s diaper. One should be careful when discussing computers in casual conversation around them as they all have issues with their computers they need assistance with and in all likelihood if they were to over-hear you discussing computers they would probably swarm you as you are the only one who might know how to fix their damaged machines.
Source: AnitChrist, the boobie hatch
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Phone Number for Aol
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AOL does away with welcome screen
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New AOL mail format
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Alternate use for AOL disks...
Oh, and also, you get a spiffy 5-second light show if you bake an AOL CD in the microwave top-down for about 10 seconds. Beware though--it ruins microwaves. :P
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The nuniance ads
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