Things Not To Do When On Trial For Stealing Computers: Steal The Court's Computers
from the just-saying dept
Not that we fully understand the mind of a criminal, but, generally speaking, while you're on trial for committing a specific crime, you should probably do your best to make yourself look innocent. That probably includes not committing the identical type of crime. Especially in the courthouse where your case is being tried. Of course, no one ever said that you had to be smart to be a criminal. Apparently a man was convicted of stealing a computer after he stole computers from the courthouse during his own trial for stealing computers elsewhere. He says he did it "for personal reasons" and as his way of "asking for help." It would seem like there are better ways to ask for help, but, now it looks like he'll be getting somewhere around five years of "help" in prison.Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Not very funny, I admit...
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Sigh... Ametuers..
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btw the "f7" key invokes the spell checker - to bad that doesn't apply to browers ;-)
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As soon as you comment on someone else's spelling you are almost doomed to screw up your own response...
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As in looking for...
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Is not working?
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He's smart enought to self analyse himself and come to the above conclusion and yet we are suppose to believe is BS that he was asking for help by stealing computers. NO you are a THIEF... you steal stuff because you are a scumbag.
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He's a scumbag because he steals, yet chances are you are sitting on plenty of MP3s at home that you didn't pay for....
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Great!
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You are right... I admit it. I have illegal MP3s... but I'm not trying to claim it's a cry for help. My comment wasn't taking a "moral high ground". I was stating that you need to own up for what you do and not tried to hide behind some ridiculous "reasons".
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goble-de-goop
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Did you mean RIAA? Took me a minute.... LoL :)
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Hilarious
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Dumb crooks...
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yea Right.
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Lighting up
well actually i doubt it.. but wtf why not... it works
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Here's the help the computer theif was looking for
Side effects (there are always side effects): mainly, jealousy. If you sense a strange pheromone in the saliva of the person you are kissing you get jealous. Simple as that. Seems that intuition is chemoreception, huh?
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and on the subject of the RIAA: My pirated hoarde is worth thousands. SUCK IT.
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Has nobody seen New Jack City?
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On the real TOPIC, I thought it was hilarious, and I just thought DE DA DEE (mind of mencia) when I read the F1 joke. This criminal using an EXCUSE of its a cry for help. No your stealing and you know its wrong, if you need help ASK for it. Its american culture to blame someone else for everything from my daddy never loved me thats why Im a jerk to I am sueing the 7-11 because their air vent was too small and I got stuck in it while breaking in and went to jail becuse of it. (neither happened to me I was just wording them in first person for effect)
We need to wake up, take responcibility for our actions and behaviors, and stop playing the blame game.
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if he wants help, he can ask, but he'd have to pay. therapists, medication....hospital stays and the like? are there "free help places"???
plus it's a lot easier to steal something (a minor crime, per sey) and get "treatment" in jail. then you can get one of those nice after jail jobs, and be set. and how much did it cost you? a few years, all the while working towards something better?
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Wtf
Btw I have mp3s and Im proud of it. Why support the RIAA? There are many other ways to support the artists if they really deserve it. There are WAY too many "artists" that make shit just because it will sell and not because it is really true to them. Make music not garbage! (and yes I'm well aware I am completlely and totally off topic from anything, but I do not care!)
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Corrections Department
P.S. May the RIAA die drowning in their own blood!
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