Los Alamos Highlights Real Danger Of Early Daylight Savings: Mistimed Coffee Brewing
from the batten-down-the-hatches dept
The upcoming early arrival of Daylight Savings Time continues to make some headlines, even if there really isn't a whole lot to worry about. The latest story looks at how the Los Alamos National Laboratory is coping with the change, and things seem fine, as its IT director is apparently most concerned about people who use calendar programs showing up for meetings on time. The lab's newsletter, though, had some more pressing advice for employees: make sure things like the clocks on their coffee pots are set correctly, as clearly it would be a significant problem if their coffee wasn't ready as expected on March 11. Perhaps when we repackage our Y2K preparedness kits and bunkers, we should make sure they include coffee pots that don't contain a clock.
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The real dangers of daylight savings...
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-38.html
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Let's go back 25 years...
There’s a scene in “Airplane II: The Sequel” when the stewardess calmly explains that the shuttle to the moon is racing toward the sun, and that everybody on board will die a horrible death.
Everyone takes this well, until somebody gets suspicious. “Hey, are you telling us everything?”
Stewardess: “Well, we’re also out of coffee.”
A riot ensues.
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There is a Real Concern
Or, if they were set up with water and coffee, the problem is the coffee would be strong enough to peel paint.
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And that would be a problem why?
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While this is not on par with say bank records not updating properly and messing up customer accounts this could be something of an aggrevation.
And besides that woman that sued McDonalds over the spilled coffee might work on some office with a timed coffee pot...
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Probably because *most* persons like the enamel on their teeth.
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Probably because *most* persons like the enamel on their teeth.
Bah. You're a lightweight. Peeling paint is for amateurs. Coffee that is strong enough to stir itself is adequate. Coffee strong enough to get into my mug on its own and walk it back to me is perfect.
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Damn straight - if my coffee can't bench press my monitor it gets thrown back in the pot, till it can prove itself worthy
As for all you decaff wieners - WHAT IS THE POINT?? CAFFEINATE OR DIE!!. If you don't like coffee DON'T DRINK IT - quit wasting a perfectly good pot on brown water
I'm going to set my coffee timer TWO hours early, just so its sweated enough to flying tackle your ass, the moment you go anywhere near that water butt SO THERE
HA!
[ceases panting and sits back down]
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Umm, if the pot is set to turn from a timer, it most likely has coffee grounds and water in it. You'd have no carafes exploding, just coffee that was strong as hell.
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My god coward's right - that is a frikking emergency
We need more time to plan and get the word out - possibly bring in the national guard to ensure hot coffee rations make it thorugh and quell the inevitable riots
What WAS congress thinking?!
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Wouldn't this be a problem any year?
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Something small blown all out of proportioin
the time change were happening at the normal time, this would be a non issue.
I enjoy techdirt, but the least that you could due is link to the orignal lanl bulletin.
http://www.lanl.gov/news/index.php/fuseaction/nb.story/story_id/9758
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judgement day
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8am March 11, americans became self aware and when the few non-destroyed coffee-makers started brewing their coffee an hour late. After a few cups of the warm goodness, they came to the realization that they had just destroyed all their coffee makers for no reason, as it was their own fault for not fixing the clock.
9am March 11, the president declares a day of mourning. And with the shortage of working coffeemakers, he declared the afternoone a morning as well.
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Not informative, hardly funny
When i clicked on the flashy story title i was *sure* i was going to be linked to a story at The Onion. Unfortunately, i found myself back here at TechDirt. Fact is that they're just much, much better at making non-news into funny news. I'm sorry to break it to you, but you've now ruined a story that would have otherwise made a great Onion piece, in the right hands.
Hey, i work at a laboratory as well... we were even sent a similar notice. Do you want me to forward it to you? It's equally un-funny and equally not newsworthy.
p.s., is Mike writing all of the articles now?
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Not all of this is hype...
A few minutes error can be a disaster when dealing with two 2.5Km long trains moving at 80-100 Kmh. They do not stop very quickly when loaded with over 25,000 tonnes of iron ore.
Glad we got two weeks notice to implement the changes to the onboard and the track side monitoring systems....
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talk about a crazy morning.
it normally takes me half an hour to drive to work... i ran
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555555
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