Bank Of America Rewrites Its 'We-Don't-Need-No-Stinking-America' Patent Application
from the that'll-fool-'em dept
theodp writes "Bank of America has taken steps to cover up the original we-don't-need-no-stinking-America sentiment of its patent application for Country Assessment, which described BofA's innovative way of dealing with the problems of 'a typical American employee [who] demands a high salary, good benefits, a good work environment, vacation time, and other job-related perks' -- relocating jobs to India or the Philippines. BofA has instructed the USPTO to strike its remarks about why employing Americans is such a bad idea, and to replace references to India and the Philippines with 'Country X' and 'Country P'. How clever. By the way, BofA came under fire Tuesday as news broke that CEO Ken Lewis, who is currently preaching 'tough love' for the Big 3 automakers was quietly spending $7B of his spare cash to up BofA's stake in China Construction Bank after snagging a whopping $25B in U.S. bailout money."Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Dont mind me
"Can I hire a gun man"??
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If they chose to go down this path, then they should also change their name to "Bank of Not Americans".
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Bailout
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Re: Bailout
Instead you have half of the banks just taking it and doing whatever they want with US tax dollars that are SUPPOSED to be getting injected back into our own economy. CEO bonuses, investment in foreign corporations, and expensive trips to Aruba don't sound like they're using it as intended to me.
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Sure, you can thumb their noses to the tax payers, raise a big "fuck you" middle finger to the US, and still get a big pot of my dough, then use it to move your business to China. All perfectly legal. But would you really want to? Would you still have the balls to solicit my business (read: My Money?)
I laugh every time I see one of those feel-good ads for BofA on tv.
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Bailout
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WTF???
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bonuses?
I'm waiting for the **AA to ask for a bailout because of piracy causing losses to their businesss.
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Who wrote that?
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I have never liked BofA, and this only adds more fodder.
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don't worry folks. It won't be too long before us americans are as cheap to hire as indians and paki's.
can you say guillotine? lol
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Stupid crackers, he said with no small hint of sarcasm.
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We were in the same situation right before the great depression, just like we did then, we have waited way to long to implement these policies, now like their kids, our kids will pay. After 4 year of Obama, at least the Democrats dreams of controlling the population of a 3rd world country will be realized again.
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Ohhh... Smack!
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Ohhh... Smack!
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bailout
go figure, you give someone who has a history of making poor choices and you think they are going to change? look at the statistics for instant millionairs.
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What did u expect?
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i'm pretty sure i'm more offended when i call tech support and i get 'bill' who insists he lives in 'iowa' who now holds the job that the real bill in iowa used to have.
so if paki offended you directly, i sincerely apologize. But if you're a person like heywood here: way to obfuscate the real problem here. Q:"the house is on fire?" A:"Oh my gosh don't say a bad word."
jfc what is this world coming to.
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To everyone else, excuse me if I don't say "excuse me" but rudeness is what made this country great! George Washington wasn't only the Father of our Country — he was the original party crasher when he crossed the Delaware to bring more Christmas cheer to the Brits and Hessians.
I don't recall Truman phoning Tojo to let him know we were planning a belated Independence Day fireworks display in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I also don't think we gave the Indians any formal notice that we were planning to rezone the continent for railroads, mining, indoor stadiums and riding mower outlet stores.
We just took what was ours and we're better off for it — otherwise I'd be writing this column with a quill pen in Japanese, German or Sioux in some wooden stockade in New England while my wife spins scratchy wool to knit my underwear!
As Sam puts it, quit your whining!
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Hm...
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B0fa
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What a joke!
"Third world" countries have adopted to globalism, have become educated, can create products efficiently and create a productive workforce. Now suddenly you raise your voice against globalization because you are losing jobs!
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I daresay the partners at Banner and Witcoff, not to mention the state bar, will undertake an investigation to determine if someone from the firm uploaded the document. The same will almost certainly take place at BoA.
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Hunter Thompson was right
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BoA: too big to be considered local
BoA by it's size and nature can't outperform my locally-based bank. This is why I left BoA. The tides, they be a-turnin', and BoA will need luck moving around in the 400-lb gorilla suit they've built over the years.
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I already have my accounts at Bank of the West, but didn't you know that it is a subsidiary of a FRENCH bank?? I really like the way they are doing things, but they are hardly an "American" alternative.
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Time to stop being sheeple
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Re: Time to stop being sheeple
Baseball bats are still legal.
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Thanks for the Information
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BoDB
If they do not like it here, why dont they just get the F out ?
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Bailout who?
Recessions clean out the deadwood and there is plenty of that in America today. Sorry that average people have to go out of work because companies are so badly managed, but that's the way it works every so many years. Maybe some of you are too young to remember the last five or six, but trust me - it happens pretty routinely in life - get used to it and prepare better by not racking up so much debt next time. Sooner or later the population will get worked up enough that they'll throw a few people in jail that look big but are small enough not to matter and everyone can get back to the business of rebuilding.
The bailout would never work anyway - it can only delay the inevitable until after a Democrat got elected and in power.
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