But... But... Piracy...
from the just-having-some-fun dept
You've probably seen those XtraNormal videos going around these days, where you type out a script and some text-to-speech software and animation software create a short video. I thought it might be fun to experiment with this to see what came of it. Here's my first attempt at a short video that I call "But... But... Piracy."Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Heh.
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Re: Heh.
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I especially liked the part where he used "antiquated business models" and "little to back up" any evidence of harm.
Of course if there is no harm from piracy, why is the business model "antiquated"?
No one can talk out of both sides of his mouth better than Masnick, and yet still fail on both counts. Impressive.
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Because it fails to keep up with technological and social trends. Piracy may not be harming the business model, but it's still failing.
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You seem extremely confused. The music industry has always embraced technology and new social trends, and continues to do so today. Go to any of the social network sites, itunes, amazon, or some of the streaming sites and see for yourself.
So care to try again?
Maybe you can do a better job of explaining Mike's blatant and hilarious contradictions than he did, because all he did was punt and resort to personal insults. As usual.
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Yes, I agree. The music industry has always embraced technology and new social trends. I'd like to see evidence that the recording industry has too, though. Even the smaller labels are a mixed bag when it comes to technology.
You mention iTunes, which was originally crippled by labels insistence on DRM. Both iTunes and Amazon MP3 came years after the industry decided to sue Napster and neither originated from the industry itself. Prominent people in the industry express regret at how they handled Napster. The industry has done it's best to kill off popular streaming sites and has imposed region restrictions on many independent services.
Even today, iTunes and Amazon MP3 offer inferior products to CDs and the industry is trying to extort money from ISPs for letting people access their content.
"Maybe you can do a better job of explaining Mike's blatant and hilarious contradictions than he did, because all he did was punt and resort to personal insults"
Personal insults like "no one can talk out of both sides of his mouth better"? Oh, wait, that was you. I notice that you didn't provide any actual information, data or evidence to back up your position this time either. Just as Mike observed.
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I love the fact that you come here every day and bitch about my posts... and *not once* have you provided actual information, data or evidence to back up your position.
What I find really funny is you think people take you seriously and don't take me seriously.
By the way, how did your "overnight calls" to the record labels to get them to sue me for defamation go? I've been waiting.
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I want to hear "but but piracy"
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You might want to try the subtitles I made too. I can't get rid of the music, but at least you'll know what they're saying. I think I did a pretty good job of keeping the narrative flow, though being up against automated voices hardly proved a challenge there.
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Subtitles, please?
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I'm disappointed that Xtranormal don't seem to have the option to do it automatically. On the grand scale of technology involved, automated subtitles seems kind of simple.
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He's a stooge
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About that character model...
Other than that, I liked it. Someone once mentioned that internet fuckwad syndrome could be drastically reduced if the comment box ran it by as text-to-speech first. Hearing these comments out loud seems to confirm that.
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Re: About that character model...
http://xkcd.com/481/
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But..
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Arrgh!
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Funny as all hell ... I read that and thought, that really does describe RIAA.
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Noob I will help you.
Here is the link to the direct video file that can be download from anywhere even if you are behind a proxy.
http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/web_final_lo/0f0f3f5e-4ae0-11e0-8baf-003048d69c21_17.mp4
No need to thank me, I be here all week LoL
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Huh. This is interesting...
Funny toy. I'm going to go play now.
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Copyright in the video
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Having now skim-read through the rather extensive terms and conditions on the website, I'm not sure they know the answer either, but it is an interesting question (similar to the question of who owns the copyright to save-game files generated by a computer game).
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attention to detail...
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think parody, mike, or satire! i've read enough of your posts to know your pretty good at both of those!
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> growth in all other areas
Really? I don't ever remember TechDirt advocating big government.
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Note that I'm all for the death of copyrights though.
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That's not a catch phrase that applies only to copyright/patent situations, btw. Nor just business.
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Xtranormal points?
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Why would that not work if it turns out people want the service for the price offered?
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What is the funniest part is that you do not realize that is EXACTLY what the debate is.
Nice job Mike.
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You can get your extra cup of koolaid at the door, you earned it.
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I'm shocked!
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Lol
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Very good
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So remember, every time you download a movie, you make somebody sad. And somewhere a puppy dies.
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2.) don't use a music bed
3.) simply the speech. You want the one pontificating to sound like a 15 year old who just read a biased article. You want the other to ask simple logical questions with a few retorts.
4.) keep the text-to-speech less natural and more digitized.
A good effort but you're trying to fit too many bullet points of the pro/anti piracy controversy. Just concentrate on the most moronic and easily debunked aspects of the issue in the fore. Keep it light an humorous.
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Why not?
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Don't stop making these Mike!
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