TSA Can Grope Dying Old Ladies; But Can't Catch Guy Boarding Flight Illegally?
from the security-theater dept
Apparently the TSA's Security Theater is a comedy. Pjerky was the first of a whole bunch of you to alert us last week about the TSA's massive failure to catch a Nigerian man who boarded a flight without a valid boarding pass. The man successfully flew from New York to Los Angeles. Apparently, the flight crew discovered they had a stowaway after people complained about the man's smell (even though he was seated in a seat). I'm not quite sure how complaining about someone's smell leads to them being found out as a stowaway, but what I do know is that the guy was not arrested when the flight landed. Instead, he was taken into custody a few days later when he tried to do it again by getting on a Delta flight from LA to Atlanta without a boarding pass. This time, the FBI took him in, but later released him. Meanwhile, the TSA was busy groping 95-year-old cancer patients.Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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SOP
They were just following standard operating procedures, so it's OK.
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On the plus side, you know the guy wasn't armed and didn't have too many bottles of water on him when he got on board.
The story is a nice attempt to slam the TSA, but really it should be aimed at the airline.
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It was a discarded boarding pass. People see what they expect to see.
Meanwhile, Hot Cancer Patients want to meet you!
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omg - lol
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now explain to the thread why you hate Mike so much as to try(not succeed) in undermining his story?
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how can you even write that without esploding from hypocrisy?
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Huh?
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It must have been a good boarding pass, the airline computer said it was okay and let him on the plane.
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10/10 WOULD RAGE AGAIN
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It must have been a good boarding pass, the airline computer said it was okay and let him on the plane."
Just admit TSA failed and failed badly yet again. I guess its to much from the to read a couple big numbers and some letters! BTW i talking about looking at the the dam date and time! What the hell does the flight number and gate have to do with anything, what is that going to tell them.. Nothing is what.
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There is plenty of blame to go around, but the fact that the guy made it onto the plane clearly indicates that many people (and at least one computer system) was fooled. Pinning it all on the TSA is just petty and spiteful.
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If it was the case were the ID was forged to match boarding pass that didn't already have marks on it then I would be less worried, but just a discarded pass and a non-matching photo id? That is just crazy (I am going to and draw a that says shirt "TSA not up to task... CRAZY!!!)
When I think "controlled area" (which is TSA's name for it) I think it is a zone with no contraband and no unauthorized persons.
If I get by with an extra 5 ounces of liquid they chase me down and close the airport till I am found... somebody gets stowsaway on a cross country flight and he doesn't get picked up for a few days.
I accidently (I was sleep ok) got o
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I accidentally tried to get on an incorrect flight recently (I was sleepy ok?) and got a beep from the machine and it was after a full minute of the attendant searching various way the that it was determined I was wrong by two gates and 5 min.
But I have also seen attendants get behind in their boarding pass swiping and let people on board... Bad attendants!
Either way there shouldn't be anybody in the controlled area that has miss-represented themselves.. that is a huge security risk an check point fail.
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Completely untrue. I was drunk when I booked a flight and I used my nickname rather than the name on my drivers license. (Jake vs James) American Airlines didn't catch it at the counter and gave me the boarding pass. TSA wouldn't let me through security, even though I showed both where I had the credit card that purchased the flight. $150 name change to American Airlines and TSA let me fly.
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TSA suppose to check that you have a valid id and boarding before you get anywhere near the gate. JFK airport in NYC i had to 3 different TSA stations to check my id and boarding pass. Only people with valid boarding passes suppose to go thru the last checkpoint before you can get to the gate.
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The document would fool "the airline and it's computers" only after the person with the document made it through the TSA checkpoint.
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And if I follow your logic, The airline is no better at their own security. Had they scanned in a ticket regardless of what they scanned, it should have showed up on the manifest with a name. Unfortunately not enough details...Could he have gone on with the baggage and went up the elevator???
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TSA screwed the pooch here, then the airline got sloppy seconds. Both, it would appear, are dog-rapists.
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Ahhh...did you read the part about how the Noibi did not have any ID that matched the name on the boarding pass?
But, it is ridiculously easy to fake a boarding pass. Just print one at home, edit the HTML, and make whatever you want. I've heard of a guy who does this just as a convenience so that he can escort his wife and kids to the gate when he sends them off on a trip.
So, in reality, the "secure area" may be almost entirely supposed passengers who have been "screened", but it is not entirely people who have a legit ticket under a real name. So why the farce that it is? Security theater, once again.
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"failures of this kind should be a thing of the distant past."
Not when humans are involved.
"any disciplinary action being taken against the travel document checker"
Yes blame the travel document checker. I'm not supporting the TSA, but it could have been an honest mistake by the checker. You see so many passes that sometimes what you think is an 8 is a 9 or a 3. And since there is no standard date format in North America (I've printed off a travel reservation with the date in three different formats), the travel date can easily be misread.
But hey TSA, keep up with the security theatre. It doesn't make us any safer but is sure is entertaining.
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I read that as more of a failure of the system, not of a particular "travel document checker". That's the whole point of security theatre: that it's easier to focus on the showy, but less-effectual security measures than to change things that are a bit harder, but would actually increase security.
For example, wouldn't it make sense to push for a standard boarding pass format, perhaps using low-tech approaches like a standard date format or color coding? (If the local sandwich shop can change the color of their flyers every month, why can't the airline industry/TSA/gov't change the color of their boarding passes every day?) Or, oh I don't know, use some more modern technology than a printed piece of paper? Or change the layout of airports so that you check-in and go through security at the same time?
Yes, these measures are expensive, which is precisely the reason that it's easier to put on a show of security rather than actually making things more secure.
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Saw it on TV, it must be true...right? 8/
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Great Forbes article:
Time to Close the Security Theater
http://blogs.forbes.com/artcarden/2011/06/30/time-to-close-the-security-theater/
"The problem isn’t that the TSA is harassing the wrong people. The problem is that the TSA is harassing anyone."
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checked baggage
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Actually, I'm very curious as to *why* this guy was travelling around on day-old boarding passes. Bad enough he didn't get caught fast enough, but what was the reason in the first place?
*goes googling*
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We need more security!
All airport visitors (regardless of age) should be forced to wear a collar containing a radio interface, GPS tracker, microphone, camera and cyanide injector.
That way if anyone does or says something "rogue", the solution is only a button press away.
Then we would not see this situation repeated. Or at least not spoken of.
Any objections to this suggestion can come only for the people who want terrorists to succeed and/or are child molestors.
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Thorough physical screening
Well isn't that what the TSA is good at? Physically groping (oops, I mean screening) everyone who comes through the checkpoints, but not checking whether he is supposed to be there in the first place. Of course he was "subject to the same physical screening at the checkpoint as other passengers", that's all the TSA really cares about, the physical part, where they get to put their grimey hands all over everone!
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-- Hon Geoffrey Teneilabe
Nigearian Conul-General, Atlanta, Georgia
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Theatrical fail
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God help us
Quick! give all the children colonoscopies!
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Why he's not caught?
I read from the news that the flight attendents searched the passenger list for has name in order to properly address him, but found that seat should be empty.
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Airline revenue protection, yes, security, no
refundable tickets from being used by others. That sounded a bit greedy so the airlines started calling it "security". Now we have a Federal bureaucracy that devotes much of its manpower to doing the airlines' revenue protection work for them.
As long as passengers are screened for weapons and explosives, cockpit doors are secured and many pilots are armed, this is not a security issue. The crime at hand here is a simple theft of services, not very well executed by the perpetrator.
Mike, Executive Director
Travel Underground
http://www.travelunderground.org
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