There Are So Many Ways Machines Can Hurt You... And There Are Warning Stickers For Them All
from the beware-of-warning-sticker dept
What would you do if you found yourself at the LA Convention Center in the middle of WESTEC -- a trade show for machine manufacturers? Well, if you're my friend Jean from Notcot, you would go around and take a ton of pictures of the warning labels found on a bunch of the machines.![](https://i.imgur.com/639pr.jpg)
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First image right: May cause hands to burst into flames.
Second image: Do not attempt to bend bar up while machine is running.
Fourth image: Do not attempt to balance broken arrows on nose.
Fifth image: Machine is not to be operated by disembodied hands.
Sixth image: No dancing.
Seventh image: No humping the machine by one-legged people.
Ninth image: 1. This machine fires spears. 2. Don not listen to radio. 3. Kidnap a duck.
Tenth image: Do not Scotch Tape hand to machine.
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Stick figures in peril
http://www.flickr.com/groups/stickfiguresinperil/pool/
My always and forever favorite warning sign cautions against a) falling into the giant saw or b) getting bits of the first guy flung at you:
http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~tbone/warningsigns/photos/Death%20wheel.html
No, these never get old.
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I should hope that before being asked to use dangerous equipment an employee is given training from another source, but I've seen situations where that's not the case.
And yes, I read warning labels - sometimes for the laugh, sometimes to avoid serious injuries.
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the Smart people read them on unusual/particularly hazardous looking stuff...
i don't think Anyone reads the ones on common household goods, really. (or if they do they're like my Grandmother, who's ability to use tech and not freak out about it stops and 'plug in fridge, set temp dial.' or 'plug in TV to power and antenna socket. if reception is problematic, call son to come fix'.
and even she would probably be more like 'ooh, lots of warning lables... humm, let's NOT get that one...'
so... yeah. i wouldn't say they're Useless, but i'd easily believe that the main purpose of them is liability rather than any active desire to not mangle people with the machines :)
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Please Take This Posting Down
The guy who took the photographs should have been locked up. I wonder what kind of lax security they had at the convention?
This needs to be reported to the DHS.
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Those label makers rights ar being violated!
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"SEVERE WARNING: THIS SIGN IS UNDER COPYRIGHT PROTECTION. VIOLATE THIS, AND YOU'LL WISH YOUR EMPLOYEE SUFFERED THE DAMAGE DESCRIBED AS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CHEAPER TO RECTIFY!"
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Note to self...
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Folly
Seriously, one can only absorb so much information. Silly warning lables warning of improbable or obvious danger crowds out real warnings that users need to be made aware of. You ever read your ladder? I gave up and went back to something easier and less depressing, like Moby Dick.
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Hyperbolic stickers
http://store.wondermark.com/products/hyperbolic
Makes any device better!
Even your iPhone!
http://store.wondermark.com/products/iphone-atoms
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jamur lingzhi
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