This Guy Holds Patents On Popcorn Chicken, Steak-Umms And Dozens Of Other Cuts Of Meat
from the meet-the-guy-who-patents-meat dept
Back in May, we were one of the first to write about some people claiming to have figured out a new cut of steak, and trying to patent that cut. The story got a lot of attention in a lot of places, as many people (reasonably) think that patenting a cut of meat seems particularly crazy. The good folks over at Planet Money just recently decided to explore the question of meat cut patents. They talk to Tony Mata, the "inventor" of that new meat cut, dubbed the Las Vegas steak, but the... er... "meat" of the conversation actually involves talking to his mentor, Gene Gagliardi, the "inventor" of the Steak-Umm, KFC's popcorn chicken and, according to this video, Popeyes' "Rip'n Chick'n", which Gagliardi calls "Fing'r Pick'n Chick'n" and for which he holds US Patent 5,346,711 on a "Method of making an animal muscle strip product."Gagliardi appears to hold somewhere around 40 patents on various cuts of meat, all starting from back in the day when he tried to make the meat in Philly Cheesesteaks easier to chew, and supposedly came up with the product that eventually went on to be marketed as "Steak-umms," which were popular when I was a kid. As for "popcorn chicken," well that's US Patent 5,266,064, for a "Method of making a food product from the thigh of a bird and food product made in accordance with the method." And, if I'm reading it correctly, that patent should have expired earlier this year. Assuming that's the case, you may now be able to make your own popcorn chicken without infringing. How exciting.
Of course, for some of us, this still seems ridiculous. Is the progress of the "useful arts" really being promoted by giving a monopoly to someone figuring out new and different ways for fast food joints to chop up their chickens?
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Filed Under: cutting, gene gagliardi, meat, patents, popcorn chicken, steak-ums, tony mata
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Making comments that rock is my role.
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Those sediments had better be chicken-free or you're gonna get sued for patent violation.
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And PUHLEAZE!
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OK
I got a million of them.
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Haters gonna hate
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Mind you, I'm sure it has to be cooked in a very particular manner, like most steak cuts. You can screw up a flank stake with less than 1 minute of over or under ;-)
It is probably a very tough muscle, and or very sinewy.
No, I do not support patent-ability of this.
Also, one of the creepier professions one can think of.
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A method in accordance with the method?! How the frick does that circular BS make any sense?! How about a method to obtain infinite free energy made in accordance with the method?
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I thought the entire point of patents is that the public gets to know how to do something in exchange for granting a limited-time monopoly to the creator . . .
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People probably do it by accident, but they just call it "dinner".
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The patents are already granted. The inventions are already protected.
By refusing to demonstrate, he is really admitting that the patent doesn't allow one skilled in the art (of butchery) to use the invention. He is admitting that his specific skill and or practice are also required.
In other words, the "invention" must also be taught to one skilled in the art, beyond reading and applying what is in the patent.
Not that we should be patenting cooking techniques. A special knife maybe, but he's using a bog standard butchering knife.
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One part of me appreciates how to creatively cut a piece of meat, and understands how top chefs keep their recipes closely guarded, but another part of me is disgusted that cuts of meat were patented and this jerk expects royalty payments or licensing fees to use it. Imagine if we had to pay 10c to boil an egg every time we were hungry.
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Depending upon what it is they have done, the answer is "Of course. Why do you even ask?"
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Damned pirates!
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Sounds like entrapment. Delicious, delicious entrapment.
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Correction (I'm patenting the "Edit Post" button - GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!):
Damned pirates!
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(And I'm patenting making assholes rich!)
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C'mon post!
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Let me guess. You live on Nantucket Island and have large ear-holes or a needle-d...
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If only we knew.
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Is that really chicken?
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Just wondering
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It's not a patent about a recipe (that is a sideline). The real patent is on the machinery and method by which the chicken is turned into the parts required. It's no different from a patent on any other mechanical device.
Once again, a slow golf clap for Mike Masnick, who fails to understand the patent system, but sure can take a dump on it.
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Patent 5,346,711 is not a patent for any mechanical device. It is just directions on where to cut meat by hand with a knife.
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He's still not patenting a machine that first used animals on treadmills to run, just ways to use the machine ;)
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It worries me...
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chicken coops
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