Joke's On You, Facebook - That's A Testicle Tree
from the nipple-bulge dept
A few years back, we wrote about the brouhaha concerning Facebook banning photos of women breast feeding their babies, under a strict "no female boobs" rule. Rather than learn from that mess, and realize that not all images of breasts are created equal, Facebook seems to have become even more ridiculous over time. Witness the hilarity of the situation that The New Yorker's cartoonists were put in -- when Facebook blocked one of their cartoons by Mick Stevens:Naked 'private parts' including female nipple bulges and naked butt cracks; male nipples are ok.Yeah. So, as the folks at The New Yorker pointed out, it appears that this (zoomed in) part of their image (according to Facebook, NSFW, but according to pretty much everyone else, probably fine) is "the problem":
Now, we could have fought the ruling on technical grounds, because, let’s face it, these female nips, by any stretch of the imagination, no matter how prurient, are just not bulging...Now, this is all just a bit of a humorous reaction* to silly overblocking by Facebook, but it does actually raise some legitimate concerns, considering how central Facebook has become in our lives. For many people it is a key platform for expression, and as such, it takes on greater meaning and importance. Yes, as a private company, they have every right to set the rules that they want to set, no matter how arbitrary or asinine. But, you begin to worry about so many people relying on Facebook as the most important way in which they communicate, when they can run afoul of such obviously ridiculous "rules."
But rather than fight the battle of the bulge, let’s point out, that while female nipple bulging, or F.N.B. for short, is a potentially serious problem, with as yet no known cure, it also has no known victims. That is, unless you count freedom of expression, common sense, and humor.
* Random aside: a few months back I got to see three New Yorker cartoonists host a discussion/speed drawing contest, in which they talked about what life was like as a New Yorker cartoonist, and it may have been one of the funniest things I've ever seen -- by far beating most, if not all, of the stand up comedy acts I've seen over the years. If you ever have a chance to see these guys speak, do not miss it.
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Nipplegate
In response, this picture began appearing on many people's profile as a sign of solidarity.
NOTE: PICTURE COMPLETELY SAFE FOR WORK.
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Anyway, another thing that makes facebook similar to highschool. If you break dress code you get detention. If you post a nip shot (girl only...facebook must be gay) you get banned.
All the cool kids got detention so it must be cool get banned. The New Yorker has never been as cool as it is today.
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That's a big part of the problem right there. Never mind how stupid the "wrong kind of dots" issue is.
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You should see the cartoons The New Yorker WON'T print!
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Expression...
That has, and always will be a problem.
Don't rely on corporate holdings to express yourself. You'll never get your message fully across.
Facebook has filled a role, but hopefully it is not the penultimate role for human technical expression, and we move on to truly free platforms that neither censor nor filter our voice, but let us ultimately control what we see.
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Isn't that special.
You don't have to be totally insane to live there, but it sure helps you understand.
The whole world is laughing.
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Precedents
Q: do people really need FB? Just read today that FB is losing users in the age range 14-24 at a dramatic rate.
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