Prenda's Latest Trick: Pretend There Are NO Defendants So No One Can Object

from the that-bag-o'-tricks dept

Back in December we talked about some of the many items in Prenda Law's bag of copyright trolling tricks, focused on getting courts to allow discovery on IP addresses at any cost. The end goal, of course, is merely to get contact info for the purpose of beginning the intimidation campaign to get people to pay up to avoid the "threat" of a lawsuit from Prenda. That post listed a whole series of "tricks" that Prenda used to set up this ridiculous house of cards to try to both avoid having to name people as defendants (whereby they might defend themselves against such discovery), while also filing a ton of lawsuits that implicate the same IPs around the country, doing a bit of jurisdiction shopping.

The latest trick is that after being called on this, Prenda is seeking to deny the efforts to fight back by some of those who are associated with the IP addresses connected to these lawsuits. How? By arguing not just that these IP addresses don't represent defendants in the case, but actually going so far as to argue that there are no defendants in the case because the case itself is filed against "John Doe." The fact that the people associated with the IP addresses in question are still being sought as possible "co-conspirators" is completely ignored, as Prenda claims that makes no difference.

The lawyers at Booth Sweet representing those associated with a few of the IP addresses have hit back, pointing out just how silly these legal claims are, but also noting that if there is no defendant in the case, then there is no case and the whole thing should be dismissed:
If Plaintiff is the only party in this action, then filing suit was premature. “[A]n actual controversy must exist not only at the time the complaint is filed, but through all stages of the litigation.” ... “With no defendant there is no case or controversy and thus no jurisdiction for this Court to act.” ... Plaintiff’s solitary version of litigation has no place in the federal courts. As Plaintiff conceded in the prior action, “courts only have subject matter jurisdiction over justiciable matters, which are matters in controversy between an actual plaintiff and an actual defendant.” ... The Court should order Plaintiff to show cause why its one-party suit should not be dismissed.
They also point out that courts have long rejected the ridiculous claim that as long as it's a "John Doe" being sued, the target is not a party to the lawsuit until being named. Obviously that would make it impossible to object to being named, because you'd have no standing to object... until you were already named. Such a scenario makes no sense, but it's one of the many crazy legal theories Prenda is now pushing.

As we've noted before, nearly every move by Prenda feels like a move by a cocky (and not very intelligent) lawyer who thinks he's outsmarted the system via a whole series of loopholes, while all the various moves really do is raise even more awareness of an impressive level of incompetence. I knew a kid like that back in college, who thought he'd figured out every angle, and had a loophole planned for everything. It was the sort of thing where you just shook your head and though that if he'd only applied half the effort he'd put into finding loopholes to actually doing the work in question, he might actually be really successful. But, instead, it's all about the loopholes that don't impress anyone.


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  1. identicon
    S. T. Stone, 23 Jan 2013 @ 3:48pm

    I’d like to file a motion to combine Charles Carreon and Prenda Law into a single entity so that we can contain all the idiocy and mockery into one specific place and time.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 23 Jan 2013 @ 3:57pm

    Re:

    I said it before and I'll say it again - they both graduated Valedictorian from the Righthaven school of legal recourse. At the same time. How, you ask? LAWSUITS!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. icon
    Rikuo (profile), 23 Jan 2013 @ 4:03pm

    Re:

    No, such a move would create a space-time implosion of such magnitude that it would destroy the entire universe.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. icon
    G Thompson (profile), 23 Jan 2013 @ 4:13pm

    Wow!

    In one amazing leap Prenda have just removed 600yrs (yes it comes from the 14th century) of legal usage, precedent, statute, and jurisprudence.

    That's freakin awesome.. they must be scholars of amazing intellect and knowledge to have come up with the way to disallow this legal fiction though still allowing people unknown or who's names have to be withheld (minors etc) to be sued.

    Well there goes Roe v Wade guess!

    /sarc

    link to this | view in thread ]

  5. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 23 Jan 2013 @ 4:16pm

    And here I was stupid enough to think a wheelbarrow of popcorn was going to be enough. Nothing like entertainment that just keeps on giving is there?

    Now if I was in NYC where it is legal to limit the size of the drink serving, just think of all the tax I would be supplying the city in the form of sales tax.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 23 Jan 2013 @ 4:17pm

    Re:

    "Well there goes Roe v Wade guess!"

    Maybe something good came of this after all.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  7. icon
    Matthew Cline (profile), 23 Jan 2013 @ 4:24pm

    [copyright-maximalist]Well, the obvious thing to do is to pass a law so that copyright owners can subpoena the identity of pirates without having to file a lawsuit, to prevent the pirates from being defendants while they're still John Does.[/copyright-maximalist]

    link to this | view in thread ]

  8. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 23 Jan 2013 @ 4:35pm

    John Steele just hates it when due process is enforced.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  9. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 23 Jan 2013 @ 4:45pm

    Re: Re:

    Someone had to go after the low hanging fruit. Didn't they?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  10. icon
    JWW (profile), 23 Jan 2013 @ 5:26pm

    Prenda

    Everytime I see a Prenda story, all I can think is: that sounds like the name of an artificial sweetener!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  11. icon
    That Anonymous Coward (profile), 23 Jan 2013 @ 6:24pm

    Pretenda law in action.
    There was a court in the US that did hold that Does had no rights to contest because they were not a party to the case seeking their information. DC Courts, Judge Beryl "I lobbied for Stroz" Howell.
    Its a wonderful catch 22, you can't do anything to stop them from getting your account information because your not named... but they can get your name and account information based on an IP address.

    Ruggiero (sp) what a pile of *expletive deleted*.
    His NY office is a post office box in a UPS store.
    His name is associated with some sort of lending scam with mortgages.
    He is on like 10 cookie cutter websites claiming lawyers in all 50 states to handle anything.
    Oh and his claim to fame... he got someone satisfaction once in a lemon law case.
    Hims not very bright.
    Not to mention his last name brings up all sorts of search stories about a woman who framed her ex-husband for a whole slew of bad things and died in custody. He is linked because a member of the family with the same first and last name was facing perjury charges... never did see if it was this one or not... NH records aren't googleable.

    So thats the sort of toady that works for Pretenda.
    I am still amazed they get any money out of people, but they do.
    I'm REALLY amazed they are still operating when they are facing charges in at least 3 different courts as their scam collapses.
    There is evidence before a court showing the plaintiff in the case had no standing to bring suit, and the case still is lingering... fraud upon the court should be punished swiftly I thought.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  12. icon
    That Anonymous Coward (profile), 23 Jan 2013 @ 6:39pm

    Oh and this just in...
    Lutz is back working the phones for Pretenda.
    Is this the final rush to shake the last of the cash before the hammer falls?
    http://fightcopyrighttrolls.com/2013/01/23/prendas-fraudulent-activity-continues-unabated-ne w-harassing-calls-ransom-letters-etc/

    Funny he told a Judge he didn't work for Pretenda...
    And well Pretenda is not in good standing...
    Funny how this travesty is allowed to continue in the country.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  13. icon
    G Thompson (profile), 23 Jan 2013 @ 6:51pm

    Re: Re:

    That's your problem...

    see I live in a Democratic country where the religious nutters don't have control of my every thought and where the right to choose is absolute with women up to 2nd trimester.

    Also where tort reform stops the bullshit that Prenda does. You know a system where if a plaintiff brings action civilly and loses they actually have to pay all costs (not just legal costs) so though some troll like companies have tried to get something put into place our court system and general attitude within the community to fraudsters and barratry stops them before they can do anything

    link to this | view in thread ]

  14. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 23 Jan 2013 @ 6:55pm

    Response to: That Anonymous Coward on Jan 23rd, 2013 @ 6:39pm

    I know, right?

    This whole thing is making the portrayal of the legal system in Arrested Development look plausible.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  15. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 23 Jan 2013 @ 7:41pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    Surely, actually taking the low hanging fruit would prevent roe vs wade being an issue of any importance.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  16. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 23 Jan 2013 @ 8:39pm

    You know, if a judge was to give their attempt all the serious attention and consideration it deserves, that is, none, there seems to be an opening for some real hilarity here.

    Judge: "Very well, your claim stands. Unfortunately, with no defendant, there can be no co-conspirators, which means your case is now without legal standing, and is therefor dismissed."

    And then the entire court gets to see Prenda's lawyers scramble like mad to salvage their scheme, like chickens who just lost their heads, though much more entertaining.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  17. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 23 Jan 2013 @ 9:44pm

    Judge: "Very well, your claim stands. Unfortunately, with no defendant, there can be no co-conspirators, which means your case is now without legal standing, and is therefor dismissed."

    That's what should happen if they try this.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  18. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 23 Jan 2013 @ 11:36pm

    Re:

    Don't you mean "Alan Cooper"?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  19. icon
    DannyB (profile), 24 Jan 2013 @ 6:57am

    Re:

    I hope you mean dismissed with prejudice.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  20. icon
    orbitalinsertion (profile), 24 Jan 2013 @ 7:22am

    Re: Prenda

    I trhink it sounds like the French verb prendre - to take.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  21. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 24 Jan 2013 @ 10:07am

    Pretenda Law and Carry-on Carreon trying to one-up each other never gets old.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  22. icon
    Philly Bob (profile), 24 Jan 2013 @ 12:29pm

    It's a shame we can't just pretend Prenda doesn't exist.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  23. icon
    Isaac the K (profile), 24 Jan 2013 @ 12:33pm

    Alternate reality? Maybe...

    This whole thing seems so poorly contrived and obviously fake.

    I'm wondering if, at the end of the day, the curtain will pull back to reveal Prenda as a firm intentionally set up to troll the legal system into setting precedent AGAINST litigation trolls.

    In other words, wouldn't it be freaky if Prenda was just operating as a legislative "double agent" attempting to pull the rug out from under other copyright trolls?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  24. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 24 Jan 2013 @ 12:39pm

    Re: Re:

    I was considering adding that in, as it would make such a ruling all the more hilarious, but wasn't sure how much leeway a judge has with regards to adding the 'with prejudice' bit when they dismiss a case.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  25. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 24 Jan 2013 @ 6:01pm

    Re: Re:

    If John Steele wants to get into trouble for misusing the name of Alan Cooper, that's his business. Not mine.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  26. icon
    Niall (profile), 31 Jan 2013 @ 3:25am

    Re: Re: Re:

    I'm liking Australia more and more the more I listen to you. Got any room for more Poms? :)

    link to this | view in thread ]


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