This Week's Bad Photoshopping Lesson Comes From Scientology
from the the-thetans-did-it dept
The universe has a sense of humor. I'm convinced of it. See, as someone who believes that humor is a wonderful way to deal with otherwise disheartening topics, I'm amazed at how often the world around me will give me something to laugh at when I'm feeling blue. Take the world's current climate on the topic of religion, for instance. It'd be very easy to get down in the dumps over the Westboro Baptist Church, religious fundamentalists engaging in acts of terror, and the never-ending saga known as the Middle East "peace" process. None of those things are laughing matters. But then, reading the forlorn expression on my face, the universe sends me another story from the Church of Scientology.
The Tom-Cruise-iest religion on the planet took a break from their attempt to destroy free speech to celebrate the grand-mega opening of their new ironically named Ideal Organization in Portland by producing the worst photoshopped picture this side of the Iranian military.
The crowd was around 450-750 people. But the church claims it was more like 2,500, and it Photoshopped in the proof. Except the proof is about as convincing as your thetan's origin story. In reality, there were no people in the right-hand side of the photo. There was actually a line of rented trees set up to block the view of people not so friendly to Scientology (see the photo below), as well as police blocking off a four-block radius for the event. And it's not just that the picture was doctored, it's that it was done quite poorly. They added people right on top of the trees in the altered section.Tony Ortega has the two photos that demonstrate this. First was the "official" photo from the Church which is clearly photoshopped.
So a word of friendly advice to my Scientologist friends: brainwashed graphic designers are a better asset than brainwashed Tom Cruises. For ever and ever. Amen.
Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
Techdirt is one of the few remaining truly independent media outlets. We do not have a giant corporation behind us, and we rely heavily on our community to support us, in an age when advertisers are increasingly uninterested in sponsoring small, independent sites — especially a site like ours that is unwilling to pull punches in its reporting and analysis.
While other websites have resorted to paywalls, registration requirements, and increasingly annoying/intrusive advertising, we have always kept Techdirt open and available to anyone. But in order to continue doing so, we need your support. We offer a variety of ways for our readers to support us, from direct donations to special subscriptions and cool merchandise — and every little bit helps. Thank you.
–The Techdirt Team
Filed Under: exaggeration, photography, photoshop, scientology
Companies: scientology
Reader Comments
Subscribe: RSS
View by: Time | Thread
Helpful PS hints while you experience the abysmal life of the narrarator. Loved it.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Besides, my spirit plant is a sunflower.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
New Home
I don't know why that bothers me, but it does. Could there be some ulterior motive to their choosing a protected building as their "new home"?
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: New Home
So we have access, and now all we need is someone with motive to do something terrible/awesome/hilarious.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re:
A meaningful way to spend tax money on them: in the form of guided missiles aimed at their leaders.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re:
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re: Re:
I doubt that.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re: Re:
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re: Re: Re:
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: L. Ron Hubbard
Not to put down Christ, but Scientology shows how stupid people can be when it comes to following different philosophy. However, if you drop the philosophers of today in Hellenistic Greece or China of the Hundred Schools it would be a different environment. L. Ron and Piers would have a field day, and there would be no end to the competition.
Scientology is a philosophy since the religion came out of a bet and not out of spiritual inspiration. It might have been better if Scientology jump started another Golden Age of Philosophy -- it would be interesting if that time period restarted all over again.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re: L. Ron Hubbard
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re: L. Ron Hubbard
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re: L. Ron Hubbard
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re:
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Gross neglect of any journalist duty
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
oh dear...
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
False
Photoshopped my ass...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QucQK4dU77w
Daily Mail, Washington Times, Gizmodo Australia, all pulled the story. Why: because it's a LIE. No only the 2,500+ that were there (including myself) know that. Also those that know what a "extreme wide angle lens" is do.
That happens if you believe Tony Ortega: you get proven wrong in no time.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Quick to Judge and WRONG
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
Oh, and Tom Cruise sucks as a human being.
(So does Travolta)
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
It obviously must have been photochopped from a picture taken at the same time, but from a different viewing angle.
Slide No.2 in the photo gallery is the full image: http://www.scientology.org/david-miscavige/churchopenings/grand-opening-scientology-ideal-organizati on-portland.html
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
Nope, we just learned that Scientology's drones are as gullible as necessary to believe in crap thought up by a guy who wrote bad Science Fiction.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: Re: Quick to Judge and WRONG
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
It'
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Re: It'
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
I bet Tom did it.
I mean I've done far better work on random Reddit images lol.. Next time they may want to jump over to the Photoshop Gurus forum and pay a few bucks to get some work done that's actually convincing.
Oh well tell next time, Hail Xenu.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Scientologists do not worship, pray or believe in God.
Instead adherents are taught to believe that they ARE God. Although it masquerades as a church for tax purposes, Scientology is really a long series of 'self-help' type courses where people are taught things like how to scream as ashtrays in an attempt to levitate them. Suckers who have spent many years in the cult and paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to reach the higher levels are supposed to have supernatural abilities and god-like powers.
Scientology is an elaborate scam to fleece the gullible.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
The semi-overhead image seems to show the line of rented trees crossing the street somewhere between the black awnings of "Silverado"(male strip club) and the neighboring body-piercing shop (just before the exotic club, see the trace of red near the glare or light?) This pegs the blocked in crowd as an area only slightly wider than the frontage of the building at best, not stretching off into infinity down 3rd and Oak streets.
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Heber
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heber_Jentzsch
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:4wtY_Ga-iVEJ:freeheber.com/index.php%3Ftitl e%3DHeber_Jentzsch+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
The Obvious
[ link to this | view in chronology ]
Old
[ link to this | view in chronology ]