Modest Proposal: Going Piracy Neutral
from the this-post-is-a-test-of-your-sense-of-humor dept
Here's an amusing one out of the UK. Nick Henderson has created something of a Swiftian "modest proposal" for people who feel guilty about infringement. Modeled after the idea of carbon offsets to become "carbon neutral," he suggests a process for becoming "piracy neutral," which is that if you happen to infringe by downloading an unauthorized song, you should freely release a track of your own composition into the world without restrictions.And, because people who angrily write comments on this site rarely read to the end of the post, I'll just point out that this is a joke, not anything even remotely serious. Laughter is good.
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Jeez Mike
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Sends DMCA Takedown
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Pirate the Beatles, Upload Crap of Your Own... Awesome...
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What was that sound? Right, the point flying over your head..
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whatever
Stupidity is stupidity, even if you think there is a laugh in it.
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RIAA mathematics, ladies and gentlemen!
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That's assuming pirates could make anywhere near equal value.
How's this for a remix? Just shorten "And, because people who angrily write comments on this site rarely read to the end of the post, I'll just point out that this is a joke, not anything even remotely serious." down to This site is a joke, not anything even remotely serious.
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Re: That's assuming pirates could make anywhere near equal value.
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Blue even when you try to re-frame the issue you do it wrong.
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It's actually a better joke than one might have thought...
That's probably the only thing that the proponents of compulsory licensing and the major record labels agree on.
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Of course it is.
And believe me, Mike, people laugh at you all the time.
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we can download as we have already paid?
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Look Around You
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ol' blue
you are here
everyday
possibly every hour
hitting refresh
who is the joke now?
Perhaps...
you?
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Then again, if pirates were this kind of productive, they would have gotten together and lobbied assholes like OOTB out of existence years ago.
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NONE of the shills/OOBs of this world would read down that far.....
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Not even a little Swiftian
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