PTC Demands An End To Late-Night Fox Cartoons, Forgets What That 'P' In Their Acronym Means
from the is-it-for-penis? dept
You all remember the Parent's Television Council. They're the conservative family values on television police that seem to think nobody should watch anything they don't like. This has amounted to trying to keep kids from seeing documentaries, to being accused of a focus on fund-raising over actually doing anything, and seeming to have the kind of extreme interest in pornography that would worry most psychologists. Basically, they strive to make everything you see as family-friendly as possible, because they have families and you should too and, if you don't, you don't count. Side note: Billy Ray Cyrus is a board member of the PTC, because a guy married multiple times with children outside of wedlock is super in line with conservative family values.
Well, the PTC is back again to ruin everyone's fun. This time, they have their cross-hairs set on Fox's new late-night cartoon program, which is made up of a bunch of cartoon shorts parodying beloved children's programming for adult audiences. The recently-premiered ADHD programming is supposed to eventually compete with other adult-oriented shows in that time slot, notably Saturday Night Live. The majority of the content is only available online, but that doesn't mean a thing to the PTC, who recently publicly blasted Fox Chairman Kevin Reilly over the show.
"Even if Fox selected only the most benign programs from the 'ADHD' block to spin into a half-hour time slot on Sunday nights, there's no getting around the fact that the online counterpart makes available mind-blowingly explicit parodies of cartoons beloved by millions of children, all without any parental controls or age restrictions whatsoever," PTC President Tim Winter wrote in the letter.So, by now you're probably wondering what has the PTC so up in arms, right? Well, the answer, of course, is turtle penises, as we learn from this NSFW clip.
But here's the thing, this show is a late-night show, competing with other shows geared towards adults and shown in a time slot when all good little boys and girls with parents that aren't chimpanzees should be in bed. Or, at the very least, should have their television habits monitored. You know, by their parents. That, after all, is what the "P" in PTC stands for: parents, who, if they're doing their jobs properly, can save their children from the horrors of seeing a half-shelled mega-wang (turtle-power indeed). But, hey, parenting is hard (totally not an intended pun) and grandstanding for fund-raising is easy, which is how we get the PTC trying to make sure no one has any fun.
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I could swear the P was the English equivalent of calling them a bunch of dicks.
*puts on British accent*
"You, sirs, are all Chelonii penises! Or would it be Testudines?" (see, P of penis)
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As for the video I learned that Ninja Turtles have huge cocks. The more you know!
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PTC should ban Animal Planet
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Whenever we hear "Think of the children"
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If they hadn't, I may not have ever heard about it. Setting my DVR now...
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When i hear the word culture.... I release the safety on my Browning
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Naw, you people think of penises, pricks...shows what's on your mind.
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In the same place where REAL porn is available to those same children (not to mention hentai, etc). Unless of course their parents can be bothered to parent and supervise/monitor their online activity, install their own filtering or blocks, etc.
Sorry guys, "I can't be bothered to parent, just get rid of anything I don't personally like just in case" is still not an answer.
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I think the basic notion is that children share their knowledge and "corrupt" one another. If content like this is available, unsupervised children will watch it; if those children then have contact with the children of a PTC member, it could burst the perfect ideological bubble that the PTC works so hard to maintain. Growing up, I saw this sort of motivation cited a lot as a reason for home-schooling. For every parent who home-schooled so that their children wouldn't be exposed to evolution/sexual education/history/the existence of other religions/critical thinking, there were two or three parents who didn't want their children to be "ruined" by interacting with "bad" kids.
The PTC's problem is that, in America, the concept of "don't tell me how to raise my kids" is enshrined on a fundamental level. Culturally, it's far more ingrained than anything in the Bill of Rights. The PTC is smart enough to know that it wouldn't get anywhere by telling parents how they should parent, so they try to soft-sell it as "protecting the children". But really, what they mean is "We don't trust your ability to parent, so get rid of anything I don't personally like before your bad parenting allows your children to see it."
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New 6 Strikes Plan
If you try to censor the internet 6 times, you lose your internet connection for life.
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I believe this is the solution
Parental control - ensure the parent has the remote control
Age Restrictions - parents send child to bed before program begins
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Thank you
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Both TV and computers have parental controls available. Maybe they couldn't figure out how to turn them on.
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Wrong time...
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To be fair-
which obviously is nonsense, but they don't know any better.
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Well, actually...
Since "conservative family values" are essentially a charming blend of hypocrisy and 'unique' definitions of morality based on highly selective reading of an inconsistent, politically edited and often mistranslated book, Billy Ray Cyrus is indeed in line with "conservative family values".
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Reminder of PTC being proven liars
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children sharing knowledge
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WWE
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