John Steele Tries To Get Out Of Alan Cooper's Lawsuit By Arguing That The Use Of 'Alan Cooper' Was 'Coincidental'

from the damn dept

John Steele just can't stop digging. The alleged (and confirmed by multiple courts) mastermind behind Prenda Law's copyright (and CFAA) trolling efforts is likely headed for a world of trouble after Brett Gibbs, a lawyer who used to work for him, finally coughed up incredibly compelling evidence that Steele (and partner Paul Hansmeier) were the people behind Prenda Law -- despite multiple denials of that claim. However, as that was coming out, it appears Steele was busy trying to get himself out of the lawsuit that Alan Cooper brought many months ago, concerning Steele allegedly signing Cooper's name on various legal documents. Steele has now asked the court to dismiss the lawsuit.

For many months, there's been all sorts of bluster from Steele (and others on Team Prenda) suggesting that Cooper's claims were totally bogus and that "the truth will come out" at some point. In other cases, there have been attacks on Cooper's credibility, arguing that he had mental problems and was on medication, that he'd acted in unstable ways. Furthermore, in a variety of cases, Steele argued, often in conflicting ways, that Cooper either really had signed the documents or that he'd somehow given Mark Lutz permission to sign the documents for him. The contradictions made his claims not particularly credible in the first place.

So, now that he's actually filing to dismiss the lawsuit, does he argue that Cooper actually signed the documents? Or that he knew all about the documents even if someone else signed them? No. Instead, he basically argues that Alan Cooper is a very common name and maybe it's coincidental that Cooper's name was on the documents -- and thus, there has been no "invasion of privacy." Yes, it's hard to believe, after everything else claimed that this is Steele's strategy, but as we've seen before, he often seems to think he can talk his way out of everything, even if his other statements totally contradict what he now claims. The filing is really quite incredible.

First, Steele attempts to misrepresent Minnesota common law concerning invasion of privacy. First, he points out that the law is "limited" such that it doesn't apply to incidental mentions of someone:
The value of the plaintiffs name is not appropriated by mere mention of it, or by reference to it in connection with legitimate mention of his public activities; nor is the value of his likeness appropriated when it is published for purposes other than taking advantage of his reputation, prestige, or other value associated with him, for purposes of publicity. No one has the right to object merely because his name or his appearance is brought before the public, since neither is in any way a private matter and both are open to public observation. It is only when the publicity is given for the purpose of appropriating to the defendant's benefit the commercial or other values associated with the name or the likeness that the right of privacy is invaded.
Of course, all of that is sensible law. It's not an invasion of privacy to merely mention someone's name or to talk about their public activities. But that's not what is alleged to have happened here. The accusation is that Steele forged Cooper's signature on legal documents. To pretend that's the equivalent of a mere mentioning of Cooper is ridiculous. From there, Steele argues that the signature is just a "coincidental" signature of someone named Alan Cooper, and since it might not even be this Cooper, it doesn't rely on his "persona," but is rather "a coincidental use of the same name."
Plaintiff alleges that Defendants used the name "Alan Cooper" without his express permission, but he does not allege that Defendants' use of the name leveraged Plaintiff's "reputation, prestige, social or commercial standing, public interest or other values of the plaintiff's name or likeness." Indeed, Plaintiff's own allegations express uncertainty over whether he is even the "Alan Cooper" referenced in the allegedly-offending documents. (See Compl. 91 41) ("Defendants have never identified another person by the name of Alan Cooper who could plausibly have signed the documents shown as Exhibit A or Exhibit B.") The reason why Plaintiff is uncertain whether he is the "Alan Cooper" referenced in Plaintiff's documents is the very same reason why his claim must fail: nothing in the documents containing the name "Alan Cooper" is linked to or otherwise leverages the qualities of Plaintiff's persona. Plaintiff does not allege otherwise. Plaintiff has no exclusive right to the use of the generic name "Alan Cooper." Otherwise, any person who signed a document, "Alan Cooper"--that is, even someone whose legal name was Alan Cooper--could be liable for invading Plaintiff's privacy. The Court should dismiss Plaintiff's Count I with prejudice.
The chutzpah it takes to file something like that with the court is rather stunning. He's not denying that he signed Alan Cooper's name. He's just arguing that it's not a violation of Alan Cooper's privacy because Alan Cooper is a common name. That takes balls. Of course, if it really was just some other Alan Cooper, then that's got to come back to bite Steele as well. After all, in the Navasca deposition by Paul Hansmeier, Hansmeier stated that Steele had been the one who got Alan Cooper's signature. And, when Judge Wright ordered "the real Alan Cooper" to appear in his court room, the only one who showed was the one who's now suing Steele. At no point has Steele previously indicated that there was another Alan Cooper, yet now he's trying to get out of this case by shrugging it off and saying it could be any Alan Cooper? Damn. He really does seem to think that everyone else in the world is dumb.

Steele further attacks Cooper's other claims by arguing that it couldn't be a deceptive trade practice because Cooper doesn't show what trade his name was involved in and because Cooper fails to show who was deceived. So, argument number two from Steele: signing someone else's name to a legal document in a court isn't deceptive if no one can be shown to be deceived.

Steele then attacks Cooper's claims that "Prenda Law, Inc., is a mere instrumentality of Steele." And that "Prenda Law, Inc.'s existence was a mere facade for individual dealings of Steele." Steele argues that since there is no allegation that supports those conclusions, the claims must be dismissed. I'm guessing he wrote this part prior to Brett Gibbs' filing, because I imagine that allegation supporting those conclusions rather strongly, complete with spreadsheet evidence, will show up rather quickly. Steele further argues that Cooper failed to show any documents where Steele represented that Alan Cooper was an officer of AF Holdings or Ingenuity 13. Apparently, the signed copyright assignments have completely slipped his mind?

At this point, this particular legal case is more of a sideshow to the other ones (along with the rapidly increasing probability that Steele and Hansmeier may soon have to deal with criminal investigations). But it's yet another glimpse into the mind of John Steele, where his statements indicate, yet again, that if he just keeps talking, maybe he'll talk himself out of the corner he's clearly been backed into.
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  1. icon
    TasMot (profile), 21 Oct 2013 @ 4:06pm

    He's not at the bottom yet!

    He hasn't used the "But Terrorists!" argument.....

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 4:07pm

    I'm pretty sure he's trying to delay proceedings till the scientific advances will allow him to claim that he's in a parallel universe and the real Alan Cooper signed these documents back "home". The man is a genius, there is no hope to understand his end game, until he chooses to reveal it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. icon
    MPHinPgh (profile), 21 Oct 2013 @ 4:14pm

    Brass Balls

    My Dearest John Steele, you certainly do have balls the size of churchbells. Too bad you have no brain cells to accompany them. I'm no lawyer, but even I know that any judge reading your trash is going to spit his coffee all over his desk trying not to laugh. Then he'll likely have to re-read it a time or two, just to make sure he's following your twisted logic.

    I'll save you the suspense. Motion DENIED. You really do need to just come clean and get it all over with. Too bad your arrogance won't let you do that.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. icon
    MPHinPgh (profile), 21 Oct 2013 @ 4:15pm

    Re: He's not at the bottom yet!

    Wait for it...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  5. identicon
    Anonymous Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 4:15pm

    Compendium

    Ken White over at Popehat as very good sysopsis of all of the Prenda cases this morning (it's a long post). If you are familiar with the whole line, check out the last few paragraphs where Ken estimates the timing of DOJ and IRS potential cases.


    http://www.popehat.com/2013/10/20/all-across-the-country-prenda-laws-rubble-is-getting-bounced /

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. identicon
    roarshock44, 21 Oct 2013 @ 4:15pm

    i'm beginning to think that mild steele is patting down the grass for an insanity plea.  it's working on me.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  7. identicon
    S. T. Stone, 21 Oct 2013 @ 4:30pm

    So, how much longer do we have to wait to see these jerkoffs flee the country?

    You can’t tell me it won’t happen. They’ve lost pretty much every motion and legal proceeding in the past year; their options for getting out from under their own weight have fallen to flight or death, and I don’t think any of those chumps have the balls to eat a gun.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  8. icon
    That Anonymous Coward (profile), 21 Oct 2013 @ 4:53pm

    Insanity or Mental Defect is a thing in this type of case?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  9. icon
    Karl (profile), 21 Oct 2013 @ 5:06pm

    He has a point, actually

    At no point has Steele previously indicated that there was another Alan Cooper, yet now he's trying to get out of this case by shrugging it off and saying it could be any Alan Cooper?

    Personally, I think he has a point.

    "Your Honor, I was not forging this Alan Cooper's name. It just happens to be a very nice name. It's the one I use to forge all my documents!"

    Totally believable.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  10. icon
    Mike Brown (profile), 21 Oct 2013 @ 5:19pm

    "So, argument number two from Steele: signing someone else's name to a legal document in a court isn't deceptive if no one can be shown to be deceived."

    Now his Prenda gig is turning to crapola, maybe Steele can get a job at the NSA. He seems to get his legal strategies out of the same playbook.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  11. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 5:20pm

    You know I can see a way in which his argument sorta makes sense...but it doesnt fit this case. Its about identity vs. name.
    If I filed court papers and signed it with the name John Smith. Could every John Smith sue me. If there is no link and no harm from filing a paper with a forged name that would come to any John Smith, then I don't see how anyone named John Smith could sue me.
    Now in this case its clear that Steele was forging not just the name but the identity of the Allen Cooper. If I remember correct Allens address was used at some point. If this all comes down to just a name on a court paper I don't see Allen Cooper can say he was harmed by Steele using his name. However, I belive there is more than just the court document involved in the lawsuit and Steele should certainly pay for it.
    All that said Steele should also get in trouble for forging a name on a court document among many other things that I hope he spends time in jail for.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  12. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 5:24pm

    It will take a long time before anyone is held accountable

    Look at how long it has taken the courts to finally nail Kevin Trudeau to the wall for what he's done, and he has a 20 year head start.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  13. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 5:29pm

    It begins to look like end game is within sight. The point at which the judges dealing with all this each decide on their own they've had enough and have figured out what is really going on.

    When that happens I suspect that the mess a dump truck does when it dumps it's load will look pretty in comparison. This has went on a long time but I would imagine it is beginning to be quite constrictive in some people's personal space. It's not likely to get better as time goes on in my opinion.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  14. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 5:42pm

    I was going to say that you forgot to write "he thinks" in that last sentence, but then I realized that applying the words "he thinks" to John Steele would be an even bigger error.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  15. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 5:56pm

    I think he is trying to use a modified version of the chewbacca defence

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense

    link to this | view in thread ]

  16. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 6:07pm

    "Plaintiff has no exclusive right to the use of the generic name 'Alan Cooper.'"

    Um, what?!??

    That's his real, actual name. He does have an exclusive right to use his real, actual name to identify himself.

    I can't wrap my head around these bizarre arguments. It seems like he is just randomly writing things that have no application to the case.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  17. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 6:08pm

    Copyright enforcement's best and brightest.

    Who's banking on horse with no name claiming that the judge involved in this one is also coincidentally deranged, overstepping and an enemy of IP law?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  18. icon
    That Anonymous Coward (profile), 21 Oct 2013 @ 6:12pm

    Re:

    Actually the harm was coming. What most likely was supposed to happen was when the house of cards fell:
    Your honor our client lied to us, let us out of this.
    People start searching for Allan Cooper and many roads point to a man who worked as a caretaker.
    Then we play a game trying to get someone who knew nothing to tell us the truth about it.
    They waste a bunch of time shredding his life.
    If sharkMP4 had been discovered then, fingers would have pointed to the "copyright holder" to have been the one behind it.
    Meanwhile Peg Leg Productions owns more content that is being "stolen" on the internet and has chosen SteHanDuf Law to represent them in court.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  19. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 6:33pm

    Re: Re: He's not at the bottom yet!

    Doesn't Prenda routinely try to associate the EFF with terrorists?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  20. identicon
    Brazenly anonymous, 21 Oct 2013 @ 7:00pm

    Re: He has a point, actually

    I have to agree. It seems quite believable that Steele may have simply made the name up originally. Kind of like having John Doe turn up to defend himself from a lawsuit.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  21. identicon
    Brazenly anonymous, 21 Oct 2013 @ 7:02pm

    Re:

    How much do you want to bet that Allan Cooper's address was the first hit returned when they searched the name they'd been signing all those documents with?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  22. identicon
    Zem, 21 Oct 2013 @ 7:11pm

    Calm down everyone.

    It wall all be over when scooby doo enters the court room, pulls of Steeles mask, to reveal it was the grumpy old janitor after all.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  23. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 7:47pm

    Re:

    It initially worked for them with SCOTUS no less. Same basic argument.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  24. identicon
    Lurker Keith, 21 Oct 2013 @ 8:13pm

    Re:

    That fits. Reading Ken's comprehensive monster break down (long is an understatement... Long might be 7 screens... Ken wrote THIRTY FIVE!), Steele comes off as Lionel Hutz pretending to be Johnnie Cochran.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  25. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 8:25pm

    The said part to me is that shades of this are what all lawyers are about.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  26. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 8:34pm

    Re:

    I actually wonder if they have already offed Lutz - would explain how he cannot be found

    link to this | view in thread ]

  27. icon
    Postulator (profile), 21 Oct 2013 @ 9:24pm

    This is one of the guys who thought they had the brains to beat the legal system. Things can only go downhill.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  28. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Oct 2013 @ 10:06pm

    Re: Re:

    Him being the first to have fled for parts unknown, or him being in federal custody and cooperating are probably more likely than him being in a shallow grave courtesy of Prenda.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  29. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 22 Oct 2013 @ 12:09am

    Might want to re-think that argument

    If he's going to argue that the name 'just so happens' to match that of someone he knew, but is not in fact that particular Cooper, then that means that the documents were entirely forgeries, as they were signed by a person that does not exist, because as far as I know Prenda have done everything in their power to avoid identifying just which 'Cooper' they mean, which would make plenty of sense if it was in fact the Cooper that brought the suit of identity theft, but no sense at all if it wasn't, unless the mystery 'Cooper' didn't exist in the first place.

    So let's see, we'd have fraudulent copyright assignments, forging a signature on a legal document, signed by a person who didn't exist, lawsuits brought about over the fraudulent copyrights, perjury in multiple courts over the claims that the copyright was legitimate and had been assigned legally... you know what, I think I actually hope his argument here is accepted, as it seems it would make things a whole lot worse for him in the long term.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  30. icon
    simality (profile), 22 Oct 2013 @ 1:36am

    John Steele == Chell?

    Perhaps Steele thinks that if he gets deep enough into the corner a portal will open up behind him and he will be able to escape.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  31. icon
    simality (profile), 22 Oct 2013 @ 1:40am

    Re: He's not at the bottom yet!

    He's not attempted to invoke Godwin's law either....

    link to this | view in thread ]

  32. identicon
    anonymouse, 22 Oct 2013 @ 3:46am

    Insane

    I just want to know which MacDonald he is workign in when this is over and he has lost everything he owns.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  33. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 22 Oct 2013 @ 5:43am

    Re: He has a point, actually

    Yes it's believable. Unfortunately, Steel has admitted to knowing this Alan Cooper. If you're going to pick a name out of a hat, at least toss out names of people you know before putting them in the hat to begin with.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  34. identicon
    horse with no name, 22 Oct 2013 @ 6:17am

    Re:

    "Who's banking on horse with no name claiming that the judge involved in this one is also coincidentally deranged, overstepping and an enemy of IP law?"

    Nice flame my trolling friend, but no. This judge appears to be playing well within the parameters of judicial power, and is not being abusive towards any party in the situation.

    For the record, I will repeat what I have posted in the past. I think Prenda law are idiots, on the same scale as Tenenbaum, as they are screwing things up for everyone else.

    That being said, the judge that dragged people in front out of state to give them a "judicial spanking" (imagine that one if you have problems sleeping) in my mind went to either the very edge of his powers or beyond, and bordered on being abusive.

    Due process means due process for everyone, not just the people you like. Summoning people to stand in front of the court with no way to prepare and no way to defend themselves pretty much kills that, don't you think?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  35. identicon
    Mike, 22 Oct 2013 @ 7:12am

    Motion to dismiss

    What the techdirt author fails to note for readers is that in the context of a motion to dismiss in federal court, the court accepts all of the facts of the complaint as true and then decides whether, given all those facts, the plaintiff would have a case. A defendant can't successfully argue that a given fact alleged in the complaint is not true (with rare exception). A motion to dismiss is sort of a threshold test: Given everything that Plaintiff alleges, do we even have a controversy that needs to proceed to discovery and trial?

    So Steele's arguments sound funny because it would be counterproductive for him to argue that he didn't do x or y when the complaint alleges x or y. Instead, as with most motions to dismiss, he is left to argue that what the complaint alleges is not even a cause of action.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  36. icon
    DannyB (profile), 22 Oct 2013 @ 7:29am

    Coincidental

    I'm sure the MPAA would have a hissy fit, but here goes . . .
    All characters and facts presented by Team Prenda are ficticious. Any similarity to actual events or persons, either living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.
    Can't Team Prenda just put such a footnote into their court filings? Wouldn't that be enough to save them? It would amuse the judges, thus making them like Team Prenda.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  37. icon
    art guerrilla (profile), 22 Oct 2013 @ 8:24am

    Re: Brass Balls

    speaking of 'coming clean', these guys act like they are coked out of their skulls...
    seriously...

    *that* would be about the only 'explanation' which would make perverted sense: get backed into a corner with no conceivable exit ? ? ?
    snort a fat line and make up some insane shit that sounds great under the influence...

    yeah, that's the ticket ! ! !

    scum lawyers are scum...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  38. icon
    simality (profile), 22 Oct 2013 @ 9:37am

    Re: Motion to dismiss

    @Mike So by re-writing his story, John is attempting to use a Jedi Mind Trick ("This is not the controversy you are looking for. You can go now. Move along."). Is that your interpretation of this event?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  39. identicon
    BoxersOrCaseBriefs, 22 Oct 2013 @ 10:23am

    Motion to Dismiss

    @Mike is right on the motion to dismiss aspect of it. Steele isn't arguing the merits of the case. Rather, he's arguing over whether the complaint filed by Cooper states a valid cause of action. This statement by Mr. Masnick is pretty telling:

    "So, argument number two from Steele: signing someone else's name to a legal document in a court isn't deceptive if no one can be shown to be deceived."

    Steele's argument has nothing to do with whether anything was deceptive. It's a technical argument that the complaint fails to plead what is presumably an essential element of a cause of action for Deceptive Trade Practices: that someone was actually deceived. While I'm not familiar with Minnesota law, you have the same requirement in virtually any fraud or misrepresentation cause of action: the plaintiff needs to plead and ultimately prove that someone was deceived and that they reasonably relied upon the false representation.

    Mr. Masnick, I appreciate your frequent coverage of the ongoing Prenda saga, but this isn't the first time you've crossed over from amusingly snarky coverage into clear misunderstanding of the law and the pleadings. You might want to run some of the legal analysis by a lawyer before posting these critiques.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  40. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 22 Oct 2013 @ 10:47am

    Re: Motion to Dismiss

    Be sure to check back here once that motion is denied.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  41. identicon
    Lurker Keith, 22 Oct 2013 @ 12:03pm

    Re: Coincidental

    The problem w/ that would be they would be admitting to lying to the court.

    If you tell a judge something, then later tell them something else that contradicts that (such as saying "all of the preceding was fictitious/ untrue"), that's what we call perjury.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/perjury?s=t
    per·ju·ry [pur-juh-ree]

    noun, plural per·ju·ries. Law.
    the willful giving of false testimony under oath or affirmation, before a competent tribunal, upon a point material to a legal inquiry.
    Unfortunately, Perjury is SUPPOSED to be punished, but it gets caught/ punished so rarely, I'm not sure what the punishment is supposed to be (I would assume a fine & some jail time).

    link to this | view in thread ]

  42. identicon
    Lurker Keith, 22 Oct 2013 @ 12:05pm

    Re: Re: Coincidental

    Oh, forgot to note that most filings they would need to do that to are done Under Oath, which means they are subject to Perjury.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  43. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 22 Oct 2013 @ 5:01pm

    Re: Motion to Dismiss

    Given the forgeries were used to sign legal papers, and then claimed, in court to legitimize the copyrights they were suing people over, I'd say the 'was anyone deceived' qualifier for that would be more than met.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  44. identicon
    David, 23 Oct 2013 @ 12:07am

    Re: Insane

    A McDonald's? Bad idea. He'll testify that the DNA signature from Ronald Rat in the burgers was really totally legally representing Ms Moomoo.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  45. identicon
    David, 23 Oct 2013 @ 12:16am

    Re: Re: Coincidental

    Perjury de facto is no longer considered a crime. The Attorney General Eric Holder himself made generous use of it when testifying before congress, has led an investigation of his perjury and let himself off without as much as a plea deal. He has not even bothered starting an investigation for the recent numerous cases of perjury of NSA and CIA officials.

    It is however conceivable that some judges have not yet caught up with the Department of Justice and established case unlaw.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  46. identicon
    David, 23 Oct 2013 @ 12:34am

    Re: He has a point, actually

    Well, yes. And this may even get this particular case dismissed. However, pleading this only makes sense in an overall strategy when it involves leaving the country after the end of this lawsuit but before enough related lawsuits move to the penalty phase to let the net cashflow become negative, and most particularly before the IRS gets him arrested.

    Or too many people wonder about the disappearance of Mark Lutz. Frankly, if they don't pull Steele's passport soon, I doubt they'll have much of an opportunity.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  47. identicon
    SKP, 23 Oct 2013 @ 8:44am

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    link to this | view in thread ]

  48. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 3 Nov 2013 @ 6:42pm

    Re: Re:

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