Keurig Insists Coffee DRM Brings 'Interactive-Enabled Benefits' And Is For Your Own Safety
from the I-got-this-scar-from-my-coffee-maker dept
As we recently discussed, Keurig is busy making plans to embed new technology in their new "Keurig 2.0" line of coffee makers that will reject unsanctioned (read: less expensive, competing) coffee pods. The technology would also presumably prevent the use of manual re-usable filters, which are usually found for between five and fifteen bucks online. Keurig's CEO announced the plans to reject "unlicensed pods" last fall, but somehow nobody seemed to really notice the effort until an annoyed competitor pointed it out in a lawsuit (pdf).Needless to say, Keurig users and the general public weren't particularly enamored of Keurig's plans to lock down their brewing options, with countless users taking to Twitter to complain. The company didn't seem prepared to handle the media reaction to their plans for java-based "DRM." Nor did they seem prepared to give anybody a straight answer, even though their own CEO already confirmed the pod-blocking functionality. As such, Keurig simply started insisting to anyone that asked that the new technology delivered "interactive-enabled benefits":
"To make brewing a carafe possible, and to continue to deliver everything Keurig lovers already enjoy – high-quality beverages, simplicity, and variety – our new Keurig 2.0 system will feature specially designed interactive technology allowing the brewer to read information about the inserted Keurig pack. With this interactive capability, Keurig 2.0 brewers will “know” the optimal settings for the inserted Keurig pack, for a perfect beverage every time, whether a single cup or a carafe. It’s critical for performance and safety reasons that our new system includes this technology. For those of you who currently own our K-Cup or Vue systems today, we are so happy to have you as part of our family. Rest assured that your brewers will still function as they always have and that your favorite beverages will still be available."In other words, we must be able to lock competitors' pods (and manual refill units) out of the market to keep you safe from the dangers of potentially lower costs and dreaded coffee-related injury. It's also impossible for us to embed this obnoxious technology in older units, so those will continue to function as you prefer them to -- without us interfering in your purchase options. Sure, you're losing purchase options and will have to pay more for coffee, but isn't the security of knowing your family is safe from the dangers of coffee-related hazards worth it?
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So...
Give up?
When the java dries up.
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So, are they admitting that current Keurig coffee machines are both improperly performing and dangerous? I mean, they lack this feature, right?
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There, fixed it for them.
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Unless they recall all their coffee machines and replace them with the new ones for free, then this press release is BS.
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Just posted warnings on Amazon.
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Interactive Features
The only interactivity I need (want) with my coffee involves unrestricted consumption of (coffee).
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No DRM will make bad coffee good.
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The "interactive" features, as explained by Douglas Adams
However, no-one knows quite why it does this because it then invariably delivers a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."
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Because the user isn't smart enough to know what they want....
Why does every company think they have to tell me how to do everything? I'm not helpless*!
*unless you tie my hands and take away my ability to interact how I want with my own stuff
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One possible outcome of the lawsuit is that Keurig would be required to make the barcode algorithm public, so that anyone would be able to make a compatible coffee pod with the correct barcode for brewing in Keurig machines.
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As discussed before...
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They have large ambitions. They're obviously hoping to be bought out by FaceBook for beeelllioonnz.
The interactivity will be from nanotransmitters in the coffee so that the entire transition from purchase through your digestive system can be plotted on your timeline.
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Keurig's long term plan
So looking forward to this...
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Its sad
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Every pusher's dream
2. Restrict your supply.
3. Profit!!!!
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Wouldn't use a Keurig
Needless to say I will not be buying one of their new brewers, unless I can use my own coffee.
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http://www.amazon.com/Brew-Save-Refillable-Keurig-Brewers/dp/B008XFE2YO/ref=sr_1_2
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http://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Cup-Reusable-Coffee-Filter/dp/B000DLB2FI
I've had 3 Keurigs in succession over 8 years: they seem to burn out or stop working in 3 to 4 years. I got the last two Keurigs at Costco and they both came with a ton of K-cups and a reusable filter. The filter comes in three parts, the cup, the screw-on top, and the washable filter, so now I have two, which makes it quicker to switch out fresh coffee grounds when I have a visitor. I never use k-cups unless I get them free. I buy really good coffee beans that I grind myself every other week or so and have always found the K-cups to have sub-par, dried out coffee grounds in them despite the fancy brands. I won't buy Keurig unless I can make coffee from my own beans, so when next I buy a replacement, I'll look for some other brand.
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New Revenue Stream
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Will the new coffee maker be Internet connected?
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Just like keuring 1.0, this is for suckers. If you really like coffee (and the environment), i would get something like one of these
http://www.amazon.com/Capresso-EC100-Espresso-Cappuccino-Machine/dp/B004NTBLR0/ref=sr_1_12?ie=U TF8&qid=1394132737&sr=8-12&keywords=capresso+coffee+makers
http://www.amazon.com/Gaggia-1 02532-Espresso-Pure-Semi-Automatic-Espresso/dp/B0015QX3BG/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1394132768& ;sr=8-11&keywords=gaggia+espresso+machine
both are great. You would need a good grinder too.
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Now think I'll have another coffee since it seems there is too much blood in my caffeine system
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Beautiful!
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java-based "DRM."
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For those that dont know HTTP return codes, it's 'payment required'
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New selling point?
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Sic transit gloria Keurig
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1. A cheap 3rd party capsule could leak and hence damage the appliance.
2. None of this is new - all appliance manufacturers take steps to limit use of 3rd party capsules where they possibly can..
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1. Did you also know that washing the appliance could cause damage? Are they going to prevent you from washing the thing in the wrong way?
2. No it isn't new, ask the ink manufacturers how DRM is working for them.
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For someone speaking about being uninformed:
http://www.business.ftc.gov/documents/bus01-businesspersons-guide-federal-warranty-law#Ma gnuson-Moss
To save you actually reading:
"Tie-In Sales" Provisions
Generally, tie-in sales provisions are not allowed. Such a provision would require a purchaser of the warranted product to buy an item or service from a particular company to use with the warranted product in order to be eligible to receive a remedy under the warranty. The following are examples of prohibited tie-in sales provisions.
In order to keep your new Plenum Brand Vacuum Cleaner warranty in effect, you must use genuine Plenum Brand Filter Bags. Failure to have scheduled maintenance performed, at your expense, by the Great American Maintenance Company, Inc., voids this warranty.
While you cannot use a tie-in sales provision, your warranty need not cover use of replacement parts, repairs, or maintenance that is inappropriate for your product. The following is an example of a permissible provision that excludes coverage of such things.
While necessary maintenance or repairs on your AudioMundo Stereo System can be performed by any company, we recommend that you use only authorized AudioMundo dealers. Improper or incorrectly performed maintenance or repair voids this warranty.
So... yeah. No legitimate reason for it, and it's unconscionable to try to justify it.
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2. You're right, and we've been suing their pants off to keep that crap off the market because it is anti-competitive bullcrap.
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It could also be damaged if I decide to try using Coke instead of water or decide to try to drop kick it across the kitchen. Ditto if I try to modify the device to change the way it works, its capacity, turn it into a tea maker or anything else.
In all of these cases, it's my right to do whatever I wish. For the manufacturer, the appropriate response is "you misused the appliance and it's not covered under our warranty as stated in the enclosed warranty agreement", not "we will try to make it impossible for you to use the device in any way we haven't approved".
"2. None of this is new - all appliance manufacturers take steps to limit use of 3rd party capsules where they possibly can.."
...and the newness or regularity of such actions does not justify them. It's a cash grab, nothing more, and you're either a fool or a liar if you say otherwise (unless you're one of those rare people willing to argue armed with facts, of course).
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Doesn't matter in the US
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Um...
Or should someone contact the FDA about the potentially harmful Keurig models on the market at the moment?
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Stupid
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Translated: Your machine will detect a coffee packet has been inserted. Your machine will actively scan the coffee packet. The coffee in your machine will be compared to a list of approved coffee packages that we will allow you to use in your machine. If the package you have inserted matches one of the previously approved packets on the list, then we shall grant you the benefit of a cup of coffee.
Enjoy your "Interactive Enabled Benefits"
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Keurig changes are for SAFETY?
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I prefer the French Press....
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"To make brewing a carafe possible, and to continue to deliver everything Keurig lovers already enjoy ..... It’s critical for performance and safety reasons that our new system includes this technology."
Be fair. They don't claim it's for the user's safety at all. It could be for the safety of their CP (pronounced CoffeePee, closely related to EyePee).
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Step 2: License DRM to major coffee suppliers
Step 3: Change license terms to ban production of V1.0 K-Cups
Step 4: Gain monopoly position in K-Cup market
Step 5: Watch consumers abandon K-Cups for cheaper systems
Step 6: Sue customers for failing to pay monopoly prices
Step 7: ???
Step 8: Profit?
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"Warning: Only works with Green Mountain brand k-cups."
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It's been done
It has also blocked, just by coincidence, unauthorized suppliers of coffee for the machine.
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My Keurig will become a T-disc?
BTW, I love both, but for different drinks.
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Keurig
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Hacking a Keurig 2.0... DMCA
'Hack your Keurig 2.0 to accept pod re-use'
Results; DMCA notices, site take-downs, contributory infringement claims etc.
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Death of a company
I never saw the point in these machines since its takes all of 30 seconds to start a pot (or a cups worth of a pot) of coffee in a $15 Mr Coffee machine. I spent $40 for my machine as it has a clock and auto start an that is as far as I go. If you are so needing to spend $200 on a coffee maker that makes 1 cup at a time, you would be better off stopping by a coffee shop every morning rather than buying new pods for what will eventually be a premium priced crap in a wasteful plastic tub.
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1. they only want a single cup of coffee and the kuerig does that quite well.
2. no pot and filter holder to clean.
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DRM Hack keurig
Step 1 careful dissect your k-cup with scissors and cut out the barcode
Step 2 tape barcode on refillable unit.
Step 3 brew as normal
Step 4 screw Kurieg. I like the machine because I am the only one in my house that drinks coffee so it is convienent and clean (I have 2 young kids the last thing I need is more clean up). But hate most k-cups. I buy from my local roaster and have a burr grinder and make a serving and brew fresh.
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I never left him.
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I'm going to offer a prize
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Final question
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Same same thing
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https://www.tassimo.co.uk/MachineRange/Technology
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Keurig hypocritrical
http://www.cpsc.gov/en/Recalls/2012/Mr-Coffee-Single-Cup-Brewers-Recalled-by-JCS-Due-to-Burn-Hazard/
Furthermore Keurig management failed to learn from Tassimo's experience with proprietary pods. In 2006 most stores that sold small appliances sold Tassimo coffee makers. I am now unable to find Tassimo brewers sold anywhere but on line. I was originally a Tassimo customer but replaced the Tassimo with a Keurig around 2009 because it was difficult to find Tassimo Pods and because of Tassimo's restrictions preventing me at the time, from making French Vanilla Coffee in the Tassimo Brewer. By requiring customers to use proprietary pods, Keurig management is writing there own epitaph.
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keurig alternative
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not for long
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Keurig 2.0 hacked
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It is for safety reasons
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"Interactive"
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