Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt
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It seems there are no lows to which the recording industry won't sink, reaffirmed this week by a series of anti-piracy ads that exploit the tragic stories of dead (and highly successful) musicians. Violynne won most insightful comment of the week for an open letter to those who might be misled by this campaign:
Dear upcoming artists reading this article,
What you're actually reading are the states caused by these performers and their record labels.
In a time before royalties (and it took a new copyright law to get them, by the way), these performers had no choice but to trust their labels, many of which withheld thousands, if not millions, from the artists which actually created the music.
Their suffering had nothing to do with people stealing their music (trying to walk out with an LP tucked under the shirt isn't easy).
Their suffering was due to lost revenue by the labels, most represented by the RIAA (whose sole purpose is to extort as much money from artists as possible).
Don't fall for the ruse. Take a few months and learn business, economics, and the law so you can manage, market, and profit by yourself.
Because the second you take that advance and sign the dotted line, you'll be hitting the bottle and pain killers too.
For second place, we head to the story of the DOJ dropping a case after being told it can't simply seize laptops at the border. One anonymous commenter pointed out how telling this reaction is:
The government would rather drop a case against a serial killer if it meant saving them the ability to continue spy on others illegally.
Proof is this case, as well as the one where they dropped a kidnapping case just so they don't unveil they were using Stingrays to catch the guy.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/08/23/baltimore-police-stingray-cell-surveillance/31994181/
Disgusting.
For editor's choice, we start out on our post about another Techdirt post that disappeared from Google due to a right-to-be-forgotten request. One commenter asked when the last legitimate such request was made, and John Fenderson supplied a simple answer:
Never. There can't possibly be a legit request since the entire idea is illegitimate.
Next, we head to the news of Universal's humorless takedown of a parody Nirvana song, where Jef Oliver noted how much online culture can tell us about the entertainment industry:
Someone posts a video on the internet. Several comments say "Enjoy it before it is taken down."
When your business is known for its over-aggressive copyright stance and not for the media it is supposed to be releasing, there is a problem.
Over on the funny side, our top two winners are extremely similar comment from the same post. There are a handful of people who like to accuse Techdirt of being a shill for Google, so when we criticized the company's actions on net neutrality this week, the sarcastic responses came fast and racked up lots of funny votes. Both top winners were anonymous, so here's first place:
but techdirt is such a google shill, how could they possibly speak badly of Google.
Oh, I get it now, Techdirt is a net neutrality shill. They shill on principle and for the public interest. How much is the public paying you Techdirt?
And here's second place, which took a more deadpan approach:
Bunch of freaking Google shills. You just won't shut up about how awesome Google is and how it can do no wrong, will you? Why don't you freaking marry Google if you love it so much?
For editor's choice on the funny side, we start out on our post about United in-flight wi-fi blocking certain news outlets. Someone commenting under the name United Wifi Content Police offered an in-character reaction:
Oh shit, we forgot to block Techdirt!
And finally, after documents on the tobacco industry were released as pages of solid black redactions, one anonymous commenter gave us a good blanket response for all similar freedom-of-information failures:
At least we are still free to read between the lines...
That's all for this week, folks!
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Gun Love Is Boiling The Frog
Seems like the gun lobby in the USA has successfully employed the same tactic. When the shooting of journalists live on-air raises barely a ripple of outrage, you know a line has been crossed, with no turning back.
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Obama said it best when he said guns kill more people than terrorists.
So let's prioritize.
580,000 Americans die of cancer, let's fix that.
30,000 Americans die from automotive accidents, let's fix that.
Then we can worry about the 8000 gun related deaths and the miniscule 18 terrorist related deaths.
If you care about saving lives, prioritize and fix the things killing the most people first.
If you care about maintaining control and/or grandstanding, prioritize and fix the problem causing the fewest deaths.
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580,000 Americans die of cancer, let's fix that.
Huge reearch money already going into that so it's already covered as far as humanly possible.
30,000 Americans die from automotive accidents, let's fix that.
Banning automobiles would destroy the US economy - and probably increase the cancer deaths. Short of that - measures are already in place to try and reduce road deaths.
Then we can worry about the 8000 gun related deaths
Stupid fallacy. The gun deaths can be fixed relatively easily - as places that don't have massive gun ownership (most of the rest of the "first" world) have amply demonstrated. The existence of other problems is no reason not to fix the one in front of you - or were you just being sarcastic?
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Maybe, maybe not, as what should be looked at is the causes of violence, rather than the means. Eliminating, or rather trying to eliminate a means of violence is not likely to do much to reduce violence, but rather switch it to use of differing means.
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Huge [research] money already going into that so it's already covered as far as humanly possible.
Bullshit. The US medical system is broken so that all services and products in the US cost orders of magnitude more than they do anywhere else, and yet we have far from the best medicine in the world. We aren't interesting in curing cancer or heart failure or stroke, rather big pharma is interested in helping rich people live longer.
They'd gladly let the rest of us shlubs drop dead.
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I call BS on that.
So you can easily prevent criminals from stealing guns?
Oh, and you can easily prevent criminals from making guns?
FYI, Making a gun is rather simple to do.
How do you propose to easily prevent criminals from posessing guns?
Remember, criminals don't follow laws so passing a law is not a solution to this problem.
So lets hear it, whats this "eassily" implemented solution of yours? Or were you just living in fantasy land?
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Re: Gun Love Is Boiling The Frog
It's simply not true.
Firstly, a frog is disinclined to stay in a pot of water at any temperature. Secondly, in those experiments in which they lidded the pot, the frog would get more and more agitated as the water warmed up.
When it comes to guns, the problem is that human beings really like to scapegoat. Rather than considering that a complex problem often has complex causes, we are desperate for a simple cause that we can surgically remove with a simple solution.
We've pushed the issue with video games, violent movies, books (which continue to be challenged to this day), role playing games, rock and roll music and even bicycles.
So I submit that anyone who blames a shooting on the legality of guns has no more veracity than those who blamed shootings on video games. Or teen deviance on secret messages in Stairway to Heaven. Yes, that really happened.
We have a long, long history of moral panics by which to induce that people can't tell what's dangerous, and the right to bear arms, even before we argue its intent in the US Constitution, is simply a part of liberty. It's the same basis that we get to use power tools, toss ourselves out of airplanes for recreation and camp in the Sierra Nevadas during winter, even those these all come with known hazards.
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Narrowing the correlations
Not just ones with guns, but, like, all around.
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Not sure what accidents have to do with anything.
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A country with many accidents could indicate a deeper problem that extends to why violence is an issue.
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A complex problem with multiple symptoms...
I suspect that our gun violence and our prison population are related to a problem of rising discontent.
Taxation without representation. Redcoats arbitrarily arresting people and then lying in court to convict them.
Just thinking about it makes me want to shoot a man.
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Meh, never mind. I just realized it's probably humans.
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The Boiling Frog metaphor
This is exactly the sort of thing that gets us where we are when it comes to the mass surveillance program or the extrajudicial detainment and interrogation program, both of which continue to go on despite how uncomfortable it makes us, because not enough of us have been visibly tortured or tossed into jail for petty crimes discovered through surveillance.
Interestingly, rampage killings are visible, much like terrorism and they incline us to want to do something about them. Interestingly, depending on how you define a rampage shooting, we have about the same number of them as we have extrajudicial police killings. There may even be some crossover.
Regardless, the public is slow to respond and protect human rights, but not because it's akin to a frog getting slow-cooked and acclimating. More that we like to think of ourselves as special and removed from the victims and assure ourselves that it can't happen to me, often based on race or location or circumstances.
So yeah, when they come for us, no-one will complain because they can't empathize with us.
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One can't help but wonder - who's the dominant and submissive, and does antidirt's wife know about this illicit affair? Maybe we'll find antidirt's email among the Ashley Madison leak...
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Those ads?
A company doesn't grow to be Google's size by acting like idiots, and they would have to be incredibly stupid to want to have anything to do with ads hosted on sites that regularly attract legal attention from governments around the world(and in fact as I understand it they are incredibly quick to pull ads from sites that even might not be 100% legal). Why open themselves up to that risk, for basically pennies, when they could steer clear of the mess entirely?
However, assume for the moment that Google was indeed stupid enough to be involved with offering ad services to torrent sites and the like. I can pretty much guarantee that the payouts from every last site of that sort would be a drop in the bucket compared to their other sources of income, which makes the absurd claim of 'Google makes all their money off of piracy' about as accurate as saying that the government makes all of it's money off of illegal drug deals.
Does some of the money come from an illegal source? Quite probably, build a system(government or otherwise) large enough and it's pretty much ensured to happen, but the vast majority of it comes from legitimate sources, so claiming that the minority source is the only, or even 'just' the main source isn't even close to being accurate.
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I didn't make any such claim. Just that they would, like you say, have made some money from piracy.
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You didn't no, but the first comment in this thread did make that claim, and they're hardly the first. It's annoying correcting the same idiotic claim over and over again, and some of the irritation may have seemed directed at you, but it wasn't, it was aimed at the boneheaded line that's been repeated and debunked I don't know how many times by now.
Not ALL their money, but not NONE either.
True, but like I noted above, with a company their size, that's pretty much a given and expected. There's just too much to keep track of to ensure that none of those that use their services are doing so in illegal or dodgy ways, the best that can be reasonably expected is that they would cut off those that they discover or are informed are involved in illegal acts.
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Oh, the old "Two Sarcastic ACs" proof that you're not shilling for Google! Who can argue with that?
Sheesh. ... Really, what can anyone rational say when that's the totality of your defense? No denial even when YOU bring it up of purpose, just the innuendo that you're above suspicion? -- Well, you're not!
In any case, two sarcastic ACs are meaningless compared to everyday visible facts of continuing to defend Google's "business model" of total spying on everyone, bringing up Google Fiber so often, and that Masnick states Google sponsors his little "think tank", besides whatever advertising revenue here. -- Oh, and just as I predicted you DO point to the rare carping at Google as establishing your impartiality! If that was your purpose, then faking two ACs is nothing, and trumpeting it here -- well, only proves that you foolishly believe ridicule will make valid questions go away! The "Hillary" method.
How about flatly stating that whatever income deriving from Google or other corporations in the now "alphabet" absolutely do not correlate with the positive bias seen in your written opinions on Google nor amount of coverage. Here "income" includes stock, which I never mention because have no evidence; what I go from is visible in your own writings and by taking the Copia link. -- Go ahead, make my day just by actually STATING so you're pinned down and can't tomorrow say, "oh, by the way..."
But okay, Google shills, I DO admit that you have two ACs whom you presume sarcastic also making accusations... Unless it's just one using TOR or other proxy... Sheesh. -- Trying to "funny" your way out is so feeble that I'm moved to give you this free advice, kids: you are far better off ignoring than trying to defend. The latter makes it look like the criticism is effective and gives opportunity for more. Like this.
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Go be an asshole somewhere else, I hear M. Slonecker is anxiously waiting for you to copyright infringe his anus.
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