Tom Brady Fails To Trademark 'Tom Terrific' As USPTO Rightly Assesses He's Not The Most Terrific Tom

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Earler this summer, we discussed Tom Brady, famed Patriots quarterback and winner of many games, deciding to apply for a trademark on a nickname some fans had given him: Tom Terrific. In news you'll never believe, it appeared that Brady didn't really have any idea how trademark law works. As evidence for that, Brady claimed to want the trademark because he hates the nickname and wanted to stop others from using it. That's not how trademark law works. Instead, to have a valid trademark, Brady would have to use the term himself in commerce, meaning that more people would hear his unwanted nickname in doing so.

But that wasn't the only problem. See, Tom Terrific is a well-known nickname... of Tom Seaver, the famed NY Mets pitcher. The Hall of Fame pitcher popularized the nickname in sports. Hell, I'm in my 30s and I know Tom Terrific = Tom Seaver.

And so do the folks at the USPTO, apparently, as they rejected Brady's application on the grounds that he would mislead others into thinking he was somehow associated with Tom Seaver.

The office refused the request made by the six-time Super Bowl champion Thursday because of the phrase's association with another famous athlete: "The applied-for mark consists of or includes matter which may falsely suggest a connection with Tom Seaver," the office said.

Seaver, an MLB Hall of Fame pitcher, was given the nickname long before Brady ever stepped on a football field. Seaver, who played professionally from 1967 to 1986, was the star of the "Miracle Mets" 1969 World Series championship team.

Now, trust me, I know exactly what you're thinking: "Wait, the Mets actually won a World Series at some point?" The answer to that is yes! And, in a rare bout of sanity, the Trademark Office recognized that the fame built up around Seaver, especially given his and his team's success, which then translated into the fame of his nickname, meant that Tom Brady's requested trademark was both silly and potentially confusing. Keep in mind that use of the trademark on clothing wouldn't necessarily carry Brady's well-known face along with it.

According to USPTO, the nickname "points uniquely and unmistakably to Tom Seaver," not Brady. It also said the trademark could lead fans to believe that Seaver endorses any product sold with the nickname.

Sorry, Tom. You're just not terrific enough to sneak this one past the USPTO.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Aug 2019 @ 8:02pm

    > Tom Brady Fails To Trademark 'Tom Terrific' As USPTO Rightly Assesses He's Not The Most Terrific Tom

    Oh great. Even thought he's been dead almost 90 years Thomas Edison is STILL stealing stuff from people.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Aug 2019 @ 11:09pm

    Mission achieved

    To be charitable, Tom Brady may understand precisely how trademark works. By applying, and "losing", he has had the USPTO say that people associating Tom Terrific with him are causing confusion with Tom Seaver, thereby opening the way for Tom Seaver to shut down all the people who want to associate Tom Terrific with Tom Brady. This lets Tom Brady have the USPTO and Tom Seaver do the dirty work he was after in the first place.

    And yes, it is still not how trademarks are supposed to work.

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    • identicon
      TDR, 31 Aug 2019 @ 8:13am

      Re: Mission achieved

      You might be giving him too much credit. He's a football player, and they're not generally known for being the brightest bulbs in the box, as it were. I don't think he knows enough about the law to plan something like this out. He's just a spoiled rich guy with an entitlement complex.

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 31 Aug 2019 @ 11:18am

      Re: Mission achieved

      Uh, USPTO can't make anyone stop referring to him that way. Not even on a t-shirt. They can deny anither application for a trademark...

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        Anonymous Coward, 3 Sep 2019 @ 9:23am

        Re: Re: Mission achieved

        In fact, this can backfire... because now he's introduced the potential for other Toms to be "Tom Terrific" thereby requiring Seaver to defend his mark if he wants to claim ownership. If he fails to do so, the mark becomes common, and anybody can use it, including fans of Tom Brady.

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    Anonymous Coward, 31 Aug 2019 @ 2:09am

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      Re:

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          Anonymous Coward, 1 Sep 2019 @ 9:30pm

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          We'll have to agree to disagree, then.

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      Stephen T. Stone (profile), 31 Aug 2019 @ 5:23am

      Go find one that doesn’t and stay there, then.

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    Bodger (profile), 31 Aug 2019 @ 6:55am

    What about the captain?

    Admittedly, I'm probably a lot older than most people reading here but I remember the Tom Terrific, an animated short which appeared on the old Captain Kangaroo children's TV show. I'd think that this usage would have precedence over all the newcomers.

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      Thad (profile), 31 Aug 2019 @ 6:26pm

      Re: What about the captain?

      I'd think that this usage would have precedence over all the newcomers.

      Trademarks are market-specific. A trademark for a cartoon generally wouldn't affect someone else's ability to use the same mark for sports merchandise.

      Besides which point, trademarks lapse when they're not used. (That's why Marvel now owns the names "Captain Marvel", "Daredevil", and "Black Widow", even though other publishers had superheroes with those names back in the 1940s. Those other publishers went out of business, the trademarks lapsed, and Marvel snatched them up.) Whoever owns the Terrytoons library these days sure isn't releasing Tom Terrific DVDs or T-shirts. I think they'd have a hard time defending the mark if someone else were to try to register it for animation.

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      Thad (profile), 3 Sep 2019 @ 12:09pm

      Re: What about the captain?

      Mods, if you're reading, I think I have a reply to this post in the moderation queue?

      tl;dr trademarks are market-specific and the Tom Terrific trademark for animation would probably not have any impact on anyone's ability to trademark the same name for sports merchandise -- even if it were still in effect, which it almost certainly isn't; whoever owns the old TerryToons library isn't releasing Tom Terrific DVDs or T-shirts or anything at all, so the original trademark is very probably long dead.

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    Jeffrey Nonken (profile), 31 Aug 2019 @ 9:10am

    And I'm in my 60s, which is old enough to remember the cartoon that played on Captain Kangaroo.

    But I didn't know about Tom Seaver.

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      Steve Landess (profile), 31 Aug 2019 @ 10:23am

      Re:

      I was about to make a similar comment.

      Perhaps Timothy isn't old enough to know about Captain Kangaroo's Tom Terrific. And adding to Jeffrey Nonken's comment, Neither did I know about Seaver having that nickname.

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      Anonymous Coward, 3 Sep 2019 @ 7:44am

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      Makes me wonder if Terrytoons still holds the copyright on the name, since copyright seems to last forever now.

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    norahc (profile), 31 Aug 2019 @ 12:35pm

    At least Tom has his "TB12" trademark to fall back on...unless the CDC is using it.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Sep 2019 @ 5:38am

    If he'd been in the import-export business, he could have trademarked "Tom Tariffic".

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    Anonymous Coward, 1 Sep 2019 @ 11:44am

    And now Lebron is trying to trademark Taco Tuesday. Why do people keep trying this?

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Sep 2019 @ 10:52pm

    There was a short-lived TV show in 1967 called "Mr. Terrific"

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 2 Sep 2019 @ 10:04am

    Now, trust me, I know exactly what you're thinking: "Wait, the Mets actually won a World Series at some point?"

    Heck, they've won TWO!

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