Judge Steps Down, Chooses Comedy

from the what-a-joke dept

Well, here's some unfortunate, but expected, news. Vince Sicari, the jokester judge with dual part-time jobs as New Jersey traffic court justice and comedic actor has chosen not to continue seeking redress from his legal-y masters. After being told he had to choose between his judgeship or being funny, he decided to continue to be funny. That isn't to say he isn't disappointed, of course.

Sicari said he had hoped for a different decision, but was braced for the court's interpretation.

"I was beyond proud to be a judge and I consider myself lucky to have done two jobs I loved," said Sicari. "But, I respect the court's decision."

If this story didn't have enough funny details already, consider that the court that made this ruling dedicated time during the trial to sit and watch several examples of Sicari's routine. A group of supreme court justices, sitting together, watching comedy routines of another judge as part of trial. You can't make this stuff up.

It's a damn shame that Sicari can't serve the public as a judge, part-time mind you, earning roughly $13,000 a year with no beneifts for his service, while also pursuing comedy and acting gigs. In fact, as commenters on the original article noted, it sure sounds like this ruling might butt up against that pesky First Amendment that causes so many problems these days. Unfortunately, Sicari is quitting the fight, leaving the latest ruling unchallenged. For those of us that have both common sense and a sense of humor, we lost a friend in the legal system...for now.

"As long as this is a rule, I won't sit on the bench again in New Jersey. That is, unless someone wants to offer me a judge TV show."

Dear comedy gods, please make this happen, like, yesterday.

Filed Under: comedy, free speech, new jersey, stand up, vince august, vince sicari

Not Funny: NJ Supreme Court Says Judges Can't Do Stand Up

from the benched dept

Humor: some people have it, other people don't. For the humoursly challenged, exposing the funny takes several ingredients. First, you need to be in a position to observe everyday occurrences that can be mocked or exposed for ridicule. Then you need the ability to craft a joke about that topic. Finally, you need the ability to deliver that joke. Vince Sicari has those ingredients. He's also a part-time judge in New Jersey, which is the sort of thing I didn't know existed (part-time judges, not the great state of New Jersey). Unfortunately that apparently makes him the bane of the legal system, as the New Jersey Supreme Court has ordered him to step down from the bench if he continues working in comedy.

"The judge's acting and comedy career is incompatible with the Code of Judicial Conduct and therefore he may not serve as a municipal court judge while continuing with that career," the court wrote in a unanimous 7-0 opinion.

Specifically, the court noted that Sicari's work has included playing bit roles on shows like ABC's What Would You Do?, in which he essentially pretends to be a jackass, often a racist or vulgar jackass, to see how those around him will react. The court says that the discerning public won't be able to separate the words spoken in this role and during his standup routines and the words he utters from the bench, because apparently residents of New Jersey never watched Sesame Street growing up and don't know what the word "pretend" means. Judges, you see, are not allowed to be funny.
Pictured: The Florida Supreme Court shortly before their summary execution under the Rabbit Ears Act Of 1918

This, in case you aren't sure, is stupid. Aside from the fact that what the court points to in terms of Sicari's performances are his in character roles, the other problem is that he's gone out of his way to not do comedy about legal matters or make jokes from the bench. He also performs under a different name (Vince August instead of Vince Sicari). Still, an attorney for the state argued that the public would be confused over which Sicari was the real Sicari after seeing him play characters on the show, because apparently that attorney hasn't seen ABC's ratings.

Look, being a judge is important, even a traffic court judge like Sicari. I get that. But do we really want to live in a society where you can't be a comedian and serve the public? Hell, half of our public servants are hilarious unintentionally. That's because public discourse is inherently funny, due to the fact that the public is involved and half of them are morons. See? That was a joke. Kind of.

Filed Under: comedy, free speech, judge, new jersey, stand up, vince august, vince sicari