Re: everything I ever wanted to know about conception I learned from The Terminator
"Hollywood is on the wrong side of just a bout everything. From conception to delivery to..."
I think you might be wrong on this one, as stated in the title I now copulate ONCE with any woman I can knowing, with what I learned from The Terminator, that it is possilbe that one of my progeny, might, in the future, send my dad back in time to allow me to save humanity from the machines.
So I'm just trying to do my part, by doing her parts.
"It's "unbelievably effective." You wouldn't believe the threats we're stopping -- and that's why we can't talk about it."
-Because if we told you about the YOU we're stopping, you'd be found not guilty when the court found out, how we found out and told the prosecutor to jam you up.
...that I don't have an family over there doing law enforcement to the populace.
If i was called to straighten out this "citizen" you better bet it would be straightened out!
You wouldn't be reading about a twitter post, 'cause it would all be about the furtive movement and how I felt threatened and had to shoot the muth-fucka, and his little dog too!
Gneral Keith Alexander (profile), 8 May 2014 @ 10:37am
Re: Fourth amendment anybody?
David,
Thank you for declaring your self-radicalized, domestic terrorist status. I'm dispatching the FBI and US Marshalls to collect and subject you to extrajudicial custody and interrrogation.
By the way if you go all Cliven Bundy on us and call your fiends to defend you from us, your government representatives, you have been declared an enemy combatant and should prepare for immediate MQ-1 Hellfire delivery.
How much longer until douchey douchebags get whats (profile), 6 May 2014 @ 9:14am
Considering what went down at the Bundy Ranch in Nevada
It may not be all that long before some "innocent" bystanders take the law in to their own hands and stop individual "peace officers" from breaking the law in a real and permanent way.
If any reaction to the NYPD twitter account is a measure of satisfaction with "Law Enforcement" I think the day may be closer at hand than one realizes.
A prior acquaintance of mine was one of the founders of Transworld magazine, and when he left the mag after AOL Time Warner bought it, (He worked for them for quite a while after the acquisition) they tried to lay claim to every photograph he ever took while he worked for the magazine. Family photos, birthday parties, sunsets, his large format fine art photos, EVERYTHING.
He levied the greatest insult I'd ever heard against the bearer of the questionable overreach.
On the post: Hollywood Is Still On The Wrong Side Of Net Neutrality
Re: everything I ever wanted to know about conception I learned from The Terminator
I think you might be wrong on this one, as stated in the title I now copulate ONCE with any woman I can knowing, with what I learned from The Terminator, that it is possilbe that one of my progeny, might, in the future, send my dad back in time to allow me to save humanity from the machines.
So I'm just trying to do my part, by doing her parts.
On the post: Hollywood Is Still On The Wrong Side Of Net Neutrality
Why don't you people shut up and listen!
We have already made up our minds!
The NET is not neutral, it is OURS!
Now sit back and enjoy the show, DHS/ICE will be by to collect you shortly.
On the post: DOJ Says Americans Have No 4th Amendment Protections At All When They Communicate With Foreigners
Re: There goes all 4th Amendment rights on the Internet
That's just the "D" talking man.
Come on over to Nwe Path, we can help you get better.
On the post: The Three Big Lies: How The Federal Government Kept Its Post-9/11 Spying On Americans A Secret
Re: Lies and the lying liars that tell 'em
On the post: The Three Big Lies: How The Federal Government Kept Its Post-9/11 Spying On Americans A Secret
Absolutly unbelieveable!
-Because if we told you about the YOU we're stopping, you'd be found not guilty when the court found out, how we found out and told the prosecutor to jam you up.
On the post: Photographer Who Settled With Twitter Over Copyright Infringement Allegations Now Targeting Google
The "Steve Dallas lawsuit" in action at home.
Although my dad has the deeper pockets, he frequently gives Lincoln a black eye with his iron grip.
So I ask mom instead, pockets shallower but an easier mark!
On the post: Police Ask Blogger To Take Down Tweets Critical Of UK Political Party
This citizen sure is lucky...
If i was called to straighten out this "citizen" you better bet it would be straightened out!
You wouldn't be reading about a twitter post, 'cause it would all be about the furtive movement and how I felt threatened and had to shoot the muth-fucka, and his little dog too!
On the post: Congress Continues To Pretend That SOPA Actually Is The Law
Re:
On the post: Would You Hire Former NSA Boss Keith Alexander For Cybersecurity Consulting?
If by "Consultant"...
Otherwise I'd hire him as a Ukranian freedom fighter, I'm sure he'd be good at that too.
On the post: Head-In-Sand Approach: White House Bans Current & Former Intelligence Staff From Discussing Any Media Leaks
I have finally figured out how to make this The Most Transparent Regime, I mean, Administration in History!
That is what it 'll take.
That or martial law.
Either will do.
On the post: Appeals Court Doesn't Understand The Difference Between Software And An API; Declares APIs Copyrightable
Three questions
So what is an API anyway?
Apple Pie Interface?
If that is true they can't claim copyright on my mouth can they?
On the post: Vladimir Putin Restricting Naughty Language And 'Unregistered' Bloggers
Eureka!
On the post: Victory: Marlyand Police Department Planning To Tweet Arrests Of A Vice Sting Arrests Nobody
Feeling satisfied if a bit sleepy...
So I picked me up some ho's and got my do-nut off.
I shoulda live tweeted the party with Windy Wendy the tweak'n working girl, but I was getti'n busy if you know what I mean...
Man I love Prince George's County!!! best strange this side of the Atlantic!
On the post: Keith Alexander: NSA Makes The Entire Internet Weaker To Protect You From Terrorists
Re: Fourth amendment anybody?
Thank you for declaring your self-radicalized, domestic terrorist status. I'm dispatching the FBI and US Marshalls to collect and subject you to extrajudicial custody and interrrogation.
By the way if you go all Cliven Bundy on us and call your fiends to defend you from us, your government representatives, you have been declared an enemy combatant and should prepare for immediate MQ-1 Hellfire delivery.
Respectfully submitted,
General Keith Alexander
On the post: NYPD Officers Expect Public To Be Stupider Than They Are; Justify Shutting Down Recording With 'iPhones Are Guns' Claim
Re: Re: Re: Re:
On the post: New NSA Boss' Understatement Of The Year: NSA 'Has Lost A Measure Of Trust' From The Public
Really? A measure of trust?
If this quote...
"the nation has lost a measure of trust in us" means "Most of the Americans that are concious now know about the existance of the NSA and hate us."
Would be like a doctor saying "The patient is suffering from a mild headache." means "OH crap!, the NYPD blew this fuckers head off!!!"
On the post: NYPD Officers Expect Public To Be Stupider Than They Are; Justify Shutting Down Recording With 'iPhones Are Guns' Claim
Considering what went down at the Bundy Ranch in Nevada
If any reaction to the NYPD twitter account is a measure of satisfaction with "Law Enforcement" I think the day may be closer at hand than one realizes.
But perhaps I'm just being optimistic.
On the post: Competing NSA Reform Bills Suddenly Lurch Forward In Congress
If you can't uphold your oath, just Fake It! (When Harry Met Sally style)
I wonder if they "Fake It" at home also and if their wives are tired of it too or if they just fake it better there?
On the post: It's All Fun And Virtual Reality Until Oculus Gets Bought For $2 Billion -- Then ZeniMax Wants Its Cut
So there is this guy I used to know...
He levied the greatest insult I'd ever heard against the bearer of the questionable overreach.
"You guys are sooo LAME!"
It was all in the delivery.
On the post: Broadcasters' Lawyer Lays Out Every Bogus Trope Possible Against Aereo
It's a salve, you rub it in to the skin.
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