Notice that not one of those "ovens" was designed to actually perform its nominal function: cooking. Maybe if they had paid some attention in 7th grade math and science classes they would know to use a parabolic design, which could actually achieve temperatures that are useful...
I got your message about four hours after he quite for the day and walked home from the puddle that was once his leaning tower of ice. And your pigeon pooped on my hand.
Of course we're spoiled by cars and planes! That's why we deploy bike cops during thunderstorms and allow the TSA to continue to exist. We obviously deserve to be bogged down by artificial inconveniences because enjoying progress would be too damn logical!
Hell, we've also been slowly perfecting two surefire mechanisms for systematically dismantling creative innovation: copyrights and patents. If the progress we're so desperate the foul up isn't completely original, who needs it?!?!? I'd race my last telegram expounding on this to my brothers unplumbed house in my horse buggy, but I haven't had a decent driver since the last one got fired for listening to an iLaude without being destitute; obviously just a pirate in plain clothing.
The only way Bill could be more of a dick is if he surgically grafted a flesh tone Raiders helmet to his head and painted a line down the back. He never sees past his ego, there's just the occasional clear spot he can see through and then dismiss as not being his reflection.
... I think Bill Maher is an ass, but he's usually an "original" ass.
The good comedians should be able to successfully execute a common idea in an original manner anyway. The comedians that do are usually so good that the joke seems original anyway. The comedians that don't (MENCIA) tend to be called out on failing to deliver. It seems to me that the whole joke stealing complaint is more of a means to draw attention to a comedian's shortcomings on delivery than on the originality of content.
"that statement is so wrong it can't even be intelligently responded to"
Hmmm, I think the intelligent response involves a massive rubber stamp with "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!" written backwards on it, some tenacious permanent red ink, and handing out vanity mirrors to everyone. If he ever speaks again (and he will), simply hold up the mirror so he sees his indelibly imprinted forehead and continue the conversation his wrongness so belligerently intruded upon while he tries to tease out the depths of what his face is trying so desperately tell him.
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Re: Lords of Barbeque
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Pizza box ovens...
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It will go down as they pander to future voters.
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Re: Of Course you are 'spoild'
Now THAT is a first class description of the execs working for the MAFIAA. Congratulations.
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Re: Re: The Exception that Proves the Rule
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"This is a judge who is not amused"
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The Exception that Proves the Rule
Hell, we've also been slowly perfecting two surefire mechanisms for systematically dismantling creative innovation: copyrights and patents. If the progress we're so desperate the foul up isn't completely original, who needs it?!?!? I'd race my last telegram expounding on this to my brothers unplumbed house in my horse buggy, but I haven't had a decent driver since the last one got fired for listening to an iLaude without being destitute; obviously just a pirate in plain clothing.
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Re: Re: Just suppose copyright in jokes did exist
Only if ASSCAP gets a piece of the humor.
*ASSCAP and all derivative jokes (C) Bill Marr
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I Do Not Like Bill
... I think Bill Maher is an ass, but he's usually an "original" ass.
The good comedians should be able to successfully execute a common idea in an original manner anyway. The comedians that do are usually so good that the joke seems original anyway. The comedians that don't (MENCIA) tend to be called out on failing to deliver. It seems to me that the whole joke stealing complaint is more of a means to draw attention to a comedian's shortcomings on delivery than on the originality of content.
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Challenge Accepted
Ok, France: The only sovereign nation to lose its own revolution in a manner deemed unconscionably hilarious.
This sentiment is unfortunately paralleled in the manner by which their current ruling body is constantly kicking themselves in their teeth.
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Better Warnings Please
I WAS drinking coffee. And, I DID spit it everywhere while screaming incoherently, which had nothing to do with how hot it was.
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Re: The report changes nothing
Hmmm, I think the intelligent response involves a massive rubber stamp with "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!" written backwards on it, some tenacious permanent red ink, and handing out vanity mirrors to everyone. If he ever speaks again (and he will), simply hold up the mirror so he sees his indelibly imprinted forehead and continue the conversation his wrongness so belligerently intruded upon while he tries to tease out the depths of what his face is trying so desperately tell him.
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Nothing beneficial save the endless hours of thumb exercise when its on Every Single Channel... oh wait, I have VODO on uTorrent.
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Re: Defending who?!?
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Funny that you ask that. I believe something similar is often asked of internet protocols and determination of copyright infringement.
I would ask why this ^^^^^^ tool is anymore subject to abuse than other shills, but I save questions like that for passover.
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