It's supposed to be the US ChamberPOT of commerce (because whenever they produce a report they always take the piss, and everyone there is full of shit).
How about a t-shirt that says "Keep Calm and Carry on (wasting your money on these retarded lawsuits Mr Coop)"
Wear it to court for giggles!
Also if I was the judge everytime there was an interruption I'd point to the noisy person and say Keep calm, then point back to the lawyers and say "carry on"
I'm waiting for someone to say she deserved to be thrown to the ground because the concept of "disabled woman sitting innocently on a chair not hurting anyone or getting in anyones way or breaking or even LOOKING LIKE she was breaking any law" is patented.
I say we send everyone a shakedown letter for $500 if they don't want to be sued for being a disabled woman sitting on a chair......
We can bundle all the cases together and then just drop the suits where the defendant either a) isn't a woman or b) isn't sitting on a chair
Its normally quite expensive to get someones identity, as you have to file motions in court etc etc the ISP defends, back n forth, lawyers profit.
New model....We offer them "tiny" payments, don't promise to not sue for this matter/something else...they pay...we have their name/address/admission of guilt ready for suing, and all without expensive discovery motions that the judge may just turn down.
Hell, they could even say "hey look...collective admissions of guilt! NOW the judge will let us lump them all together for mass infringement financial rape (of their wallets)."
I wish I had kids...their video would go something like this:
Evil Terrorpirate: who wants to buy my lovely DVDs?
Innocent mother: OMG, one of your DVDs just flew off the table and cut mah babies head off! you monster!!
Evil Terrorpirate: MUHAHAHA you owe me $5 for that DVD its got your babies blood on it....you broke it, you bought it.
Evil Terrorpirate: Oh and BTW.../points to a nearby counter reading 98..98.100..
Innocent Mother: NOOOOOOOO....a bittorrent seed counter slash detonator timer!!!!!!!!
(a huge explosion blows up the nearby orphanage and pieces of orphans fly everywhere!)
Terrorpirate: /turns to camera/ MUHAHAH and thats just the start, AMERICA!!! Cut to scene of nuclear explosion at the white house with the top of the mushroom cloud shaped like the napster logo.
Cue a message about how everyone should abandon their human rights until the evil alien copyright thieves have been tortured live on pay-per-view.
The copylobby is stupid enough to think its awesome and let it win....
patent reFORM......they just reFORMed the lawsuits into slightly different layouts...the evil scum sucking troll companies that actively want to hurt humanity to make a profit and don't care if children or the elderly or anyone else die as a result of their license scams will keep filing away, knowing its still possible to suck at the tit of humanity without returning anything of value.
and if you destroy Google, it becomes harder to find out about rival search engines, thus damaging google = anti-competitive.
Also, WTF US Government? Why would you want to destroy a successful AMERICAN company????
Maybe its like a "well everything else in the US has gone to shit and the government has 0% clue what to do next, so we'll just flatten everything and see if maybe theres an answer in their basements..."
Statement from Universal cocaine/music - Hey unlike those damn evil file-sharers, at least its not possible to needle-share....excuse me the phone's ringing...
The judge will LOOK at the accusations....no-one forgot to say they have to be in a language the judge can understand however...or that he's not allowed to have an RIAA/MPAA lobbyist under his desk giving him a handjob/bribery cash in a plain envelope....
Sorry, I misunderstood the "one strike" law and I think it got muddled up with some other legislation doing the italian rounds...
"one strike" refers to the number of times Berlusconi is allowed to bitchslap any woman he considers "uppity" or threatens to sell their story to the media (unless he makes her vice president....VICE...you see?...oh never mind)
I'd say NO correctly founded LLC should end in personal liability HOWEVER if the LLC was set up purely as a barrier to protect someone from illegal activity then personal liability SHOULD come into play.
i.e. person A sets up a PC repair business, goes bankrupt due to cashflow/lack of customers. No liability on the owner because he TRIED to run a successful business but it just didn't work out.
person B sets up an LLC just to act illegally then use the company as a 'shield' against comeback that he'd experience if he did the same actions as an individual. Then he should face liability as there was no intention that the LLC be a sustainable/workable business.
firstly you kick people off the net when ACCUSED of infringement (not convicted)
Then you can imprison people for an ACCUSATION of owning child porn/armed robbery (no conviction)
Then you can just dispense with the court system altogether as just a waste of time
THEN you can just execute people based on a word from those in power
Every single time there's been a slippery slope and someone has stepped over the edge, they've never managed to claw their way back up until they hit the bottom.......
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all because of a typo
Also only used by the elderly/mentally infirm
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Re:
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Re:
I dare you to try to trademark someone's famous catchphrase and see how long it takes before your ass is stretched longer than a copyright extension.
On the post: UK Guy Trademarks Famous Gov't Slogan, Goes After Others For Using It
t-shirt idea
Wear it to court for giggles!
Also if I was the judge everytime there was an interruption I'd point to the noisy person and say Keep calm, then point back to the lawyers and say "carry on"
On the post: Forget Being Arrested For Filming The Police, Now They're Arresting People For Sitting
I say we send everyone a shakedown letter for $500 if they don't want to be sued for being a disabled woman sitting on a chair......
We can bundle all the cases together and then just drop the suits where the defendant either a) isn't a woman or b) isn't sitting on a chair
On the post: Entertainment Industry Now Shaking Down People At $10 Per Infringement
Re: Re: Re: Re: Shakedown or Indemnification?
"your honor, we promise that $9 dollars will go to the artists"
turns out sadly thats $9 shared between 20,000 artists..........
On the post: Entertainment Industry Now Shaking Down People At $10 Per Infringement
sneaky
New model....We offer them "tiny" payments, don't promise to not sue for this matter/something else...they pay...we have their name/address/admission of guilt ready for suing, and all without expensive discovery motions that the judge may just turn down.
Hell, they could even say "hey look...collective admissions of guilt! NOW the judge will let us lump them all together for mass infringement financial rape (of their wallets)."
On the post: NYC/NBCUniversal Pro-Copyright Propaganda Contest For School Kids: Facts Not Allowed And Your Rights Don't Count
well
Evil Terrorpirate: who wants to buy my lovely DVDs?
Innocent mother: OMG, one of your DVDs just flew off the table and cut mah babies head off! you monster!!
Evil Terrorpirate: MUHAHAHA you owe me $5 for that DVD its got your babies blood on it....you broke it, you bought it.
Evil Terrorpirate: Oh and BTW.../points to a nearby counter reading 98..98.100..
Innocent Mother: NOOOOOOOO....a bittorrent seed counter slash detonator timer!!!!!!!!
(a huge explosion blows up the nearby orphanage and pieces of orphans fly everywhere!)
Terrorpirate: /turns to camera/ MUHAHAH and thats just the start, AMERICA!!! Cut to scene of nuclear explosion at the white house with the top of the mushroom cloud shaped like the napster logo.
Cue a message about how everyone should abandon their human rights until the evil alien copyright thieves have been tortured live on pay-per-view.
The copylobby is stupid enough to think its awesome and let it win....
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Also, WTF US Government? Why would you want to destroy a successful AMERICAN company????
Maybe its like a "well everything else in the US has gone to shit and the government has 0% clue what to do next, so we'll just flatten everything and see if maybe theres an answer in their basements..."
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On the post: There's No Such Thing As 'Natural' Search Results; Search Results Are Inherently Biased
Bank's [Bribes] are too big to let them fail.......
etc
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well
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At least
God DAMN IT!!!! this press conference is OVER!
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Well
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Re: Re:
On the post: EU Parliament Member Asks EU Commission What It Will Do If Italy Approves One Strike Copyright Law
an apology
"one strike" refers to the number of times Berlusconi is allowed to bitchslap any woman he considers "uppity" or threatens to sell their story to the media (unless he makes her vice president....VICE...you see?...oh never mind)
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why
Because they want to only fondle "pure" children that are uncorrupted...until the TSA pervs can get their grubby fingers on them
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What I'd say
i.e. person A sets up a PC repair business, goes bankrupt due to cashflow/lack of customers. No liability on the owner because he TRIED to run a successful business but it just didn't work out.
person B sets up an LLC just to act illegally then use the company as a 'shield' against comeback that he'd experience if he did the same actions as an individual. Then he should face liability as there was no intention that the LLC be a sustainable/workable business.
On the post: Entertainment Industry's Coordinated Effort To Blame Third Parties Taking Shape
the slow downward spiral
Then you can imprison people for an ACCUSATION of owning child porn/armed robbery (no conviction)
Then you can just dispense with the court system altogether as just a waste of time
THEN you can just execute people based on a word from those in power
Every single time there's been a slippery slope and someone has stepped over the edge, they've never managed to claw their way back up until they hit the bottom.......
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