Duffy: My 'wife' (of whom I have absolutely no knowledge) posted that comment without my permission so I sent her a DMCA notice asking her to take it down (even though I don't know who she is).
I have sent letters to her family stating unless they give me $1500 I will release her most intimate secrets to all the neighbours.
I have her address (It's the same as mine) and I consider this 100% proof that she's guilty of SOMETHING.....
I have to go now, because I have a meeting at my child's school (I will be there purely to represent my child but I have no financial interest in it) because they want to ask me why someone called 'Alan Cooper' has signed a permission slip.
You, yes YOU young man...you take that back, otherwise the Dung Beetles will be suing you for libel/slander or whatever...how dare you compare the dung beetle (which serves a useful ecological purpose) with copyright shills and corporations? ....
And what about the guy who only served one or two sandwiches to customers 10 or 50 years ago? What happens to this guy who depends on that income to support his family if people have already eaten the food and moved on to other foodstuffs? Tough luck, right?
And what about the guy who only answered one or two customer service questions 10 or 50 years ago? What happens to this guy who depends on that income to support his family if people have already heard the answer and fixed the problem? tough luck, right?
The Dutch goverment has admitted it's drafting legislation to drop out of the EU, because they see the Euro could bring their economy to ruin and bankruptcy like Greece, the UK, portugal, etc.
Part of this process is to make the EU "the enemy"...draft laws, have the EU system swat them down and fan the dutch flames of hatred so leaving the EU becomes more palatable.
For the last comment about religion you have to go ALL the way.
If they ask you "in that case, why are you on the phone now?" - become angry and indignant and say you've never used a telephone in your life, you aren't using one now and you never will because thats dirty/sinful and those that use telephones will BURN IN HELLFIRE!
1. Gullible idiot (i.e. you followed their instructions)..Your info will be used over and over in future scams.
2. People who said No and generally hung up. Telemarketers believe they can 'grind' you down into doing what they say just to make them go away.
3. Time wasters. A typical telemarket agent has to call HUNDREDS of people a day to get the 1 or 2 that are gullible enough to fall for the scam. If you waste 10-15mins of their time, which could have been spent speaking to more people, then admit at the end of the call what you did, they won't want to waste time with you again.
-- side note --
My favorite thing to tell telemarketers is that it's against my deeply held religious beliefs to use the telephone.....do they a) Agree and hang up the phone or b) call me a lying piece of crap - in which case they've lost me anyway?
You're on a plane with a member of the MPAA, the RIAA, a politician, a copyright maximalist a loaded gun (which only has 1 bullet), a lightweight bicyle chain and an open padlock (no key).
Rate the items in how you'd use them to make the world a better place.
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The top scoring answer is of course to aim to plane at the ground and padlock the exit doors.....
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Oh god you freeloading pirates make me sick...firstly you want free music (just because someone wrote it several hundred years ago and isn't likely to make more / because the original author WANTED it to be public domain)..
And now (FOR FREE I might add) you want your own stuff that you bought and paid for, and you want (again for free) the ability to not have to worry about TSA people stealing anything they can pawn for crack....
Whats next? You'll be wanting FREEdom of speech or something.....
Jeez....[insert frothing at the mouth / freetard comment here]
at this point is saying "my malaria project is huge" just sounds like he's overcompensating for a tiny penis.
IV - Intellectual Ventures or Injecting Viagra???
Anyways althought I can't help with malaria I think one of the biggest and most disgusting bugs on the planet is IV..and they need to be squashed post-haste.
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I have sent letters to her family stating unless they give me $1500 I will release her most intimate secrets to all the neighbours.
I have her address (It's the same as mine) and I consider this 100% proof that she's guilty of SOMETHING.....
I have to go now, because I have a meeting at my child's school (I will be there purely to represent my child but I have no financial interest in it) because they want to ask me why someone called 'Alan Cooper' has signed a permission slip.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Okay, now what about $100M movies?
Re: Re: Re: Okay, now what about $100M movies?
AAaaand...
alternatives
And what about the guy who only answered one or two customer service questions 10 or 50 years ago? What happens to this guy who depends on that income to support his family if people have already heard the answer and fixed the problem? tough luck, right?
Re:
Because Carreon's "wife" is just Carreon in a frock, a quick pubic-shaving and some hastily applied makeup......
Re:
Part of this process is to make the EU "the enemy"...draft laws, have the EU system swat them down and fan the dutch flames of hatred so leaving the EU becomes more palatable.
also
If they ask you "in that case, why are you on the phone now?" - become angry and indignant and say you've never used a telephone in your life, you aren't using one now and you never will because thats dirty/sinful and those that use telephones will BURN IN HELLFIRE!
telemarketers
1. Gullible idiot (i.e. you followed their instructions)..Your info will be used over and over in future scams.
2. People who said No and generally hung up. Telemarketers believe they can 'grind' you down into doing what they say just to make them go away.
3. Time wasters. A typical telemarket agent has to call HUNDREDS of people a day to get the 1 or 2 that are gullible enough to fall for the scam. If you waste 10-15mins of their time, which could have been spent speaking to more people, then admit at the end of the call what you did, they won't want to waste time with you again.
-- side note --
My favorite thing to tell telemarketers is that it's against my deeply held religious beliefs to use the telephone.....do they a) Agree and hang up the phone or b) call me a lying piece of crap - in which case they've lost me anyway?
My version
Rate the items in how you'd use them to make the world a better place.
---
The top scoring answer is of course to aim to plane at the ground and padlock the exit doors.....
---
Well
And now (FOR FREE I might add) you want your own stuff that you bought and paid for, and you want (again for free) the ability to not have to worry about TSA people stealing anything they can pawn for crack....
Whats next? You'll be wanting FREEdom of speech or something.....
Jeez....[insert frothing at the mouth / freetard comment here]
/sarc
how about?
That its about rounding up ethnic minorities into camps/charging people 20% extra on their taxes to fund the RIAA etc.
Those behind TPP would have no choice then but to release the full text or face a public that believes they have 'something evil to hide'
Re: Re:
I doubt he's smart enough to find a way around that...
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Re: GGs
If so, count me in I'll buy 3 dozen.
Size
IV - Intellectual Ventures or Injecting Viagra???
Anyways althought I can't help with malaria I think one of the biggest and most disgusting bugs on the planet is IV..and they need to be squashed post-haste.
Re:
I wonder how close myrvhold is to his pets? assuming he doesn't beat kittens to death for furball license violations...
Re: cap and trade
Re: Re: Re: Re:
Screw it...go back and stop lucifer from giving birth to perv-hold there.....improving the world one temporal assassination at a time.
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