step 1. Berlusconi suffocates ANOTHER hooker by sitting on her face
step 2. propose ridiculous law that gets all the press attention whilst an intern buries the corpse in Berlusconi's hooker-graveyard (application applied to extend the ground due to lack of space)
step 3. ??????? (thats the public being confused about the new law)
step 4. profit (i.e. Berlusconi doesn't go to prison and gets to sit on many more hooker-faces)
did anyone notice how the ACs almost managed to sidetrack the conversation from retarded/corrupt governments claiming file sharing = organized crime/baby murdering etc....into pedantic wordplay
George Lucas arrested, previous owner of the skywalker ranch found buried near the outhouse!
We wondered how he afforded that place, said a neighbour, "after all, NONE of his films showed any sort of profits at all, and if you ask me they should be checking how Lucasarts gets the money to create its games, I think they're killing real people and pixellating them!"
In further news, homeless victims found in Skywalker ranch basement covered in glue with jarjar ears taped to their heads....."It's CGI, honest!" said a burbling PA as she was hauled away for fraud.
Stephens Media's time as a functioning entity may be coming to close in a more sudden way than they had expected, given all the illegal activity by the shell company they basically set up.
I doubt Righthaven's lawyers and legal firms are going to sit there and let them get away scot free as they get barred from practicing law!
This means you are a monster that deserves to be publicly flogged through the streets before being hung drawn and quartered hehehehehe
Every time a tiny child looks at the spines on that shelf or takes a magazine and doodles in the margins thats a lost sale.....you owe every publisher on the shelf eleventy trillion dollars....
I don't think monster cable went ahead with the Disney lawsuit.
I seem to remember sending an email a while back challenging monster to sue them (I used the phrase "you'll be torn into teeny tiny unshielded pieces).
I got a reply from their lawyers saying they had no plans to challenge Disney (precisely because Disney would utterly obliterate Monster Cable from existence if they even tried)
Let's see who can file false DMCA claims against the most sites within an hour.
Then (as Principal Skinner would say) try to break that record!
Would be funny as hell to see almost every single corporation site in the US have a DMCA filed against it....hundreds of times....PER DAY.......EVERY DAY......FOR A YEAR
The USA (and Europe) are about to fall off a massive financial cliff.
The depression to follow will make the great depression look like a kid thats been told to go bedtime.
Now that the US is in debt for more than the entire value of the planet and just continues to pump out dollars endlessly the problem will not just go away.
Currently short of ending the entire system and starting over with something else (something those in power absolutely oppose with every fibre of their being) there is no way to avoid the fall.
You can't buy your way out of the end (democrats) and you can't downsize your way out of it (republicans) and you sure as hell can't batshit-crazy your way out of it (Tea Party).)
The inescapable fact is the US within a very short period of time is about to see the most cataclysmic and catastrophic upheavals it has ever seen.
Something to dwarf the War of Independence AND the civil war in scale as every single financial facet of life is obliterated overnight.
After all, who's gonna want to buy a bigger TV or DVD or album when its a day to day struggle just to get something to eat?
Stephens Media has pissed off HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of people trying to steal money from them.
Surely they must know there must be at least one or two gun-toting basketcases in that crowd (its a mathematical certainty given the number of lawsuits) that will come after them with a loaded shotgun or two for revenge......
Stephens Media/Righthaven people are going to end up with bodyguards and looking over their shoulders for a very long time.
If righthaven goes bankrupt that will land Stephens Media right in the shitter and no mistake.
The courts have already shown they know Stephens Media/Righthaven was a cheap scam to rip off old ladies/vulnerable adults/the recently bereaved etc....and this would put the nail in the coffin as they expose their "getaway scot free" plan to the world.......
What would be awesome would be if the instant righthaven says its bankrupt, the court forces stephens media into bankruptcy and appoints administrators to "oversee" their finances....
Apple sues Summit because twilight is a soft kind of light and that kinda sounds like "soft rounded corners".....and twilight is dark i.e. black and apple now has 100% control of both the concept of everything below 90degree angles AND the color black.....
If I was BB Dakota I'd apologize for my product having in some way been used to create the christ-pants-shittingly-awful twilight movies......
Then I'd DMCA the hell out of the movie, have it stripped from the shelves/download sites until the offending scenes were completely removed (and not just photoshopped over).
Then I'd calculate the exact percentage of the movie the jacket there, claim people only went to watch that part of the movie FOR THE JACKET and demand that % of the movie's gross profits as compensation.
>>They do understand there are only X books in this series.
Someone forgot their basic maths class......
Shitty books with no redeeeming value * number of idiots on planet*profit per cinema ticket^2 = release more books (regardless of whether or not we have any new ideas....just steal or rehash other peoples ideas or the previous books with a few names changes!)......FOR FUCKS SAKE WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!
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distract me
step 2. propose ridiculous law that gets all the press attention whilst an intern buries the corpse in Berlusconi's hooker-graveyard (application applied to extend the ground due to lack of space)
step 3. ??????? (thats the public being confused about the new law)
step 4. profit (i.e. Berlusconi doesn't go to prison and gets to sit on many more hooker-faces)
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census!
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BTW
Didn't work ACs...you score an F, must try harder
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combo time!
There, killed 3 birds with one (cracked) stone.
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police time!
George Lucas arrested, previous owner of the skywalker ranch found buried near the outhouse!
We wondered how he afforded that place, said a neighbour, "after all, NONE of his films showed any sort of profits at all, and if you ask me they should be checking how Lucasarts gets the money to create its games, I think they're killing real people and pixellating them!"
In further news, homeless victims found in Skywalker ranch basement covered in glue with jarjar ears taped to their heads....."It's CGI, honest!" said a burbling PA as she was hauled away for fraud.
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Don't worry
Stephens Media's time as a functioning entity may be coming to close in a more sudden way than they had expected, given all the illegal activity by the shell company they basically set up.
I doubt Righthaven's lawyers and legal firms are going to sit there and let them get away scot free as they get barred from practicing law!
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Re: Everyone Shares Files - even TAM
Every time a tiny child looks at the spines on that shelf or takes a magazine and doodles in the margins thats a lost sale.....you owe every publisher on the shelf eleventy trillion dollars....
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Re:
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Re: Re: I'm Rich Bitch
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Not unless
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monster
I seem to remember sending an email a while back challenging monster to sue them (I used the phrase "you'll be torn into teeny tiny unshielded pieces).
I got a reply from their lawyers saying they had no plans to challenge Disney (precisely because Disney would utterly obliterate Monster Cable from existence if they even tried)
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heres a fun game
Then (as Principal Skinner would say) try to break that record!
Would be funny as hell to see almost every single corporation site in the US have a DMCA filed against it....hundreds of times....PER DAY.......EVERY DAY......FOR A YEAR
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if the US falls
The depression to follow will make the great depression look like a kid thats been told to go bedtime.
Now that the US is in debt for more than the entire value of the planet and just continues to pump out dollars endlessly the problem will not just go away.
Currently short of ending the entire system and starting over with something else (something those in power absolutely oppose with every fibre of their being) there is no way to avoid the fall.
You can't buy your way out of the end (democrats) and you can't downsize your way out of it (republicans) and you sure as hell can't batshit-crazy your way out of it (Tea Party).)
The inescapable fact is the US within a very short period of time is about to see the most cataclysmic and catastrophic upheavals it has ever seen.
Something to dwarf the War of Independence AND the civil war in scale as every single financial facet of life is obliterated overnight.
After all, who's gonna want to buy a bigger TV or DVD or album when its a day to day struggle just to get something to eat?
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What I'm suprised at is..
Surely they must know there must be at least one or two gun-toting basketcases in that crowd (its a mathematical certainty given the number of lawsuits) that will come after them with a loaded shotgun or two for revenge......
Stephens Media/Righthaven people are going to end up with bodyguards and looking over their shoulders for a very long time.
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DO IT DO IT DO IT
The courts have already shown they know Stephens Media/Righthaven was a cheap scam to rip off old ladies/vulnerable adults/the recently bereaved etc....and this would put the nail in the coffin as they expose their "getaway scot free" plan to the world.......
What would be awesome would be if the instant righthaven says its bankrupt, the court forces stephens media into bankruptcy and appoints administrators to "oversee" their finances....
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then...
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next for summit
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well
Then I'd DMCA the hell out of the movie, have it stripped from the shelves/download sites until the offending scenes were completely removed (and not just photoshopped over).
Then I'd calculate the exact percentage of the movie the jacket there, claim people only went to watch that part of the movie FOR THE JACKET and demand that % of the movie's gross profits as compensation.
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oh btw
It pre-exists the movies but I'd LOVE summit to try finding/suing me because I'm sure I could fuck them over in the courts for a nice tidy sum
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thanks for the giggle!
Someone forgot their basic maths class......
Shitty books with no redeeeming value * number of idiots on planet*profit per cinema ticket^2 = release more books (regardless of whether or not we have any new ideas....just steal or rehash other peoples ideas or the previous books with a few names changes!)......FOR FUCKS SAKE WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!
I think thats the correct formula.
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