The MPAA/RIAA show themselves in their true colors.
They want to basically police peoples actions and thoughts.
A year or two ago I'd just have assumed they were moderately stupid and greedy but it's turned a corner since then and they're now maliciously trying to hold technology back and harm humanity.
Surely thats a cause for anyone working for the MPAA/RIAA to be investigated/arrested as thats an international crime against our entire species.
The RIAA and MPAA etc do not in any way whatsoever stand for the interests of the content creators.
They are there 100% to make money themselves, and whether that involves collecting "performance fees" or filing mass lawsuits against their customers, or deliberately blacklisting content creators (ala McCarthyism) they will do it as long as it turns a profit.
The collection agencies policy simply put is that society, the arts, content creation and all human rights can simply go to hell as long as they can make a profit.
This means the RIAA and MPAA are deliberately and maliciously committing crimes against humanity,and should be arrested and charged by the governments of the world.
Then I'm gonna patent/copyright (etc) the basic concept of the circle.
Oh yeah then I'm gonna patent the concept of being a moron, so whenever anyone challenges me with the "moron-in-a-hurry" test I can charge a licence fee
Oh wait sorry Stephens Media/Righthaven beat me to it and apparently have full-ownership of the entire "being a moron" business model.
How can a lawyer claim trademark over a mesoamerican civilization reknowned for cutting out and burning the still beating hearts of innocents....oh wait nm
US sues saying that the fact that they feel they can break the law whenever they want as long as it is 'classified' is now 'classified' therefore you shouldn't talk about the fact that you shouldn't talk about the fact that something is 'classified'
And by deliberately NOT talking about certain 'classified' subjects that means by a process of elimination you are telling people which things you will talk about and which you won't which means they can work out what's 'classified" and whats not..................
-interruption by the US government - This evil terrorst has been -classified- and buried in an unmarked -classified- rest assured good citizen that is no longer a threat to our national security, and soon his family will all be -classified- until they are all -classified-
US sues saying that the fact that they feel they can break the law whenever they want as long as it is 'classified' is now 'classified' therefore you shouldn't talk about the fact that you shouldn't talk about the fact that something is 'classified'
And by deliberately NOT talking about certain 'classified' subjects that means by a process of elimination you are telling people which things you will talk about and which you won't which means they can work out what's 'classified" and whats not..................
and buried in an unmarked . rest assured good citizen that is no longer a threat to our national security, and soon we will take his family and them until they are all .>
What? you didn't know that most spirits return to earth for unfinished business which is purchasing accessories for the afterlife? shame on you...shame on you all!
I work out that due to this evil infringement there is $500 billion in lost handbag sales.
I therefore propose a "handbag tax" which will tax everyone $5/month. To make this completely fair the tax will be levied on a 'per-hand' basis, so if you have 2 hands you pay $10/month but if you're lucky enough to have had both arms torn off by a bear then you pay nothing!
I can't say fairer than that.
Also there will be mass lawsuits. because handbags don't have IP addresses we can't use that, BUT (and it's a big but) the owners have REAL addresses. We shall compile a list of everyone who has an 'actual address' and offer to settle out of court for $2500.
Once again this is 100% fair because the homeless will benefit by not being targetted for our shakedown (sorry court-based business model) so what could be fairer?
Ok I'll do all the collecting of this extra $2/month.
I'll need an extra $1/month to run the collection system.
also to do my OWN accounts ill need a further $1/month.
Since news often happens outside this is also a public performance so lets add another $5/month to the kitty!
also I don't really want to pay tax on my wages, so we can add $1/month to cover that also....
Did someone said ice cream? mmmm ice cream.....that'll be another $5/month (gotta have a nice yacht to eat it on!)
If I set up a mail server with ONE mailbox that can only accept ONE email, then I get someone to send me an email, thus blocking everyone else from sending me business communications, does this mean I get to sue [insert name of rich person/company here] ?
Of COURSE Baroness Greenfield doesn't shit out the window.
She's a very hard working lady. She has to get up early every morning, make her way to the printing offices and shit all over the presses in time for the morning edition.
Then she shits into the mouths of anyone stupid enough to pay attention to her, followed by her lunchtime shit all over anyone that would be retarded enough to allow her anywhere NEAR their children.....
Occasionally she allows herself a treat and shits all over democracy and common sense, but this is a philosophical shit rather than the runny mess that usually emits from her gaping, drooling mouth.
lawful protests being forcibly displaced into a "designated protest area"
Thats the politest way I've ever seen of someone describing how the police will happily (and quite literally) crush peoples skulls (as has happened to many dozens of people across the US) or have them shot by snipers if they insist on their basic democratic rights!
Apparently the USA *Has* changed...into a nation which harasses journalists that the goverment doesn't like.
With a government that has basically decided that the entire US constitution including the first amendment doesnt mean shit and if anyone says otherwise then they must be terrorists and can be "disappeared" quite easily......
What I want is a resale cut of every dollar bill I use.
Everytime I give the girl behind the counter $500 for a new laptop and the store then uses that $500 i want 10% of the resale.....
Then when someone down the line reuses the money i want another 10% and another and another....holy shit! I'm either gonna be rich or utterly destroy the financial system as we know it! :)
Holy shit 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% of the interwebs needs to be shut down NOW (for the children etc)........
I say we find the creator of keyboard cat and publicly behead them in a middle school gym for daring to embarass cats & their owners.....
Then we can start on all those that ever took the piss out of Michael Jackson (This will also double as population control since we can set up mass extermination camps..all we need to do is show people something deemed "humorous yet embarassing" and if they crack a smile we shoot em in the back of the head MAFIAA (not a typo) style....
Doesn't matter if the Mafiaa etc get their laws passed, eventually they will simply push the population too far (cameras that record your every move JUST IN CASE?)...etc and it will spill over into armed rebellion.
Good luck asking someone not to shoot you in the face because the bullets violate several patents.........
On the post: Who Do You Trust On Whether Or Not PROTECT IP Will Break The Internet? The Guys Who Built It... Or The MPAA?
Once again
They want to basically police peoples actions and thoughts.
A year or two ago I'd just have assumed they were moderately stupid and greedy but it's turned a corner since then and they're now maliciously trying to hold technology back and harm humanity.
Surely thats a cause for anyone working for the MPAA/RIAA to be investigated/arrested as thats an international crime against our entire species.
On the post: MPAA Mocks Entrepreneurs For Being Concerned About MPAA's Efforts To Stifle Innovation
Why don't we just face it.
They are there 100% to make money themselves, and whether that involves collecting "performance fees" or filing mass lawsuits against their customers, or deliberately blacklisting content creators (ala McCarthyism) they will do it as long as it turns a profit.
The collection agencies policy simply put is that society, the arts, content creation and all human rights can simply go to hell as long as they can make a profit.
This means the RIAA and MPAA are deliberately and maliciously committing crimes against humanity,and should be arrested and charged by the governments of the world.
On the post: NYC Arrests Stop Dead Chinese From Infringing
reverse it then
So with that in mind, I propose the following:
The chinese have to buy GENUINE products.
We burn LV and Burberry to the ground.
(possibly throwing in a few RIAA execs, although I'm not sure if thats possible because shit doesn't burn)
On the post: Kellogg's Stakes Claim To Toucans, Mayan Imagery; Issues Cease-and-Desist To Guatemalan Non-Profit
new ceral
Then I'm gonna patent/copyright (etc) the basic concept of the circle.
Oh yeah then I'm gonna patent the concept of being a moron, so whenever anyone challenges me with the "moron-in-a-hurry" test I can charge a licence fee
Oh wait sorry Stephens Media/Righthaven beat me to it and apparently have full-ownership of the entire "being a moron" business model.
On the post: Kellogg's Stakes Claim To Toucans, Mayan Imagery; Issues Cease-and-Desist To Guatemalan Non-Profit
how
On the post: Leaked State Department Cable Confirms What Everyone Already Knew: MPAA Was Behind Bogus Australian ISP Lawsuit
grrr
And by deliberately NOT talking about certain 'classified' subjects that means by a process of elimination you are telling people which things you will talk about and which you won't which means they can work out what's 'classified" and whats not..................
-interruption by the US government - This evil terrorst has been -classified- and buried in an unmarked -classified- rest assured good citizen that is no longer a threat to our national security, and soon his family will all be -classified- until they are all -classified-
On the post: Leaked State Department Cable Confirms What Everyone Already Knew: MPAA Was Behind Bogus Australian ISP Lawsuit
US sues
And by deliberately NOT talking about certain 'classified' subjects that means by a process of elimination you are telling people which things you will talk about and which you won't which means they can work out what's 'classified" and whats not..................
and buried in an unmarked . rest assured good citizen that is no longer a threat to our national security, and soon we will take his family and them until they are all .>
On the post: EA's Origin Service Wants To Exchange Games For Your Personal Data [Updated]
what did richard DO?
EA trashes all their well-loved franchises
EA develops "ORIGIN" which will go down in history as an evil pile of spyware crap.....
Question is, what the HELL did Richard Garriot do to EA that pissed them off so much?
On the post: NYC Arrests Stop Dead Chinese From Infringing
every sale
What? you didn't know that most spirits return to earth for unfinished business which is purchasing accessories for the afterlife? shame on you...shame on you all!
I work out that due to this evil infringement there is $500 billion in lost handbag sales.
I therefore propose a "handbag tax" which will tax everyone $5/month. To make this completely fair the tax will be levied on a 'per-hand' basis, so if you have 2 hands you pay $10/month but if you're lucky enough to have had both arms torn off by a bear then you pay nothing!
I can't say fairer than that.
Also there will be mass lawsuits. because handbags don't have IP addresses we can't use that, BUT (and it's a big but) the owners have REAL addresses. We shall compile a list of everyone who has an 'actual address' and offer to settle out of court for $2500.
Once again this is 100% fair because the homeless will benefit by not being targetted for our shakedown (sorry court-based business model) so what could be fairer?
On the post: Journalist Bemoans Fact People Won't Pay For Online Content; Suggests Users Be Forced To Pay For Online Content
well
I'll need an extra $1/month to run the collection system.
also to do my OWN accounts ill need a further $1/month.
Since news often happens outside this is also a public performance so lets add another $5/month to the kitty!
also I don't really want to pay tax on my wages, so we can add $1/month to cover that also....
Did someone said ice cream? mmmm ice cream.....that'll be another $5/month (gotta have a nice yacht to eat it on!)
On the post: Court Says Sending Too Many Emails To Someone Is Computer Hacking
So...
On the post: Let Them Tweet Cake
a month
Or knowing her slightly backward mentality she's probably just discovered myspace.
On the post: Let Them Tweet Cake
Lies! all Lies!
She's a very hard working lady. She has to get up early every morning, make her way to the printing offices and shit all over the presses in time for the morning edition.
Then she shits into the mouths of anyone stupid enough to pay attention to her, followed by her lunchtime shit all over anyone that would be retarded enough to allow her anywhere NEAR their children.....
Occasionally she allows herself a treat and shits all over democracy and common sense, but this is a philosophical shit rather than the runny mess that usually emits from her gaping, drooling mouth.
On the post: Judge Says Making It Harder To Exercise Free Speech Does Not Create Substantial Hardship
money
These are people who've never had to work hard in their lives, born into money.
If its not money-related its not important....
Babies dying of Starvation in New York? not important.
A bank is in trouble? OMG!!!! roll out the bail-outs!!!!!!!
On the post: Judge Says Making It Harder To Exercise Free Speech Does Not Create Substantial Hardship
hehehe
Thats the politest way I've ever seen of someone describing how the police will happily (and quite literally) crush peoples skulls (as has happened to many dozens of people across the US) or have them shot by snipers if they insist on their basic democratic rights!
On the post: Judge Slams Feds For Its Attempt To Punish Another Whistleblower
we can change
Apparently the USA *Has* changed...into a nation which harasses journalists that the goverment doesn't like.
With a government that has basically decided that the entire US constitution including the first amendment doesnt mean shit and if anyone says otherwise then they must be terrorists and can be "disappeared" quite easily......
On the post: Developers Trying To Treat Houses Like Copyright; Want A Cut Of Every Future Resale
how about
Everytime I give the girl behind the counter $500 for a new laptop and the store then uses that $500 i want 10% of the resale.....
Then when someone down the line reuses the money i want another 10% and another and another....holy shit! I'm either gonna be rich or utterly destroy the financial system as we know it! :)
(win win)
On the post: Artists In The US Want To Get Paid Multiple Times For A Single Work
Revenge
Then when he tries to escape we stitch him up like a kipper for violating the technical security parts of the DCMA.
Revenge is a dish best served cold (with beer and chips where possible)
On the post: Police, City Use Ridiculous 'Cyberstalking' Claim To Try To Identify & Jail Creator Of Mocking Videos
well
Holy shit 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% of the interwebs needs to be shut down NOW (for the children etc)........
I say we find the creator of keyboard cat and publicly behead them in a middle school gym for daring to embarass cats & their owners.....
Then we can start on all those that ever took the piss out of Michael Jackson (This will also double as population control since we can set up mass extermination camps..all we need to do is show people something deemed "humorous yet embarassing" and if they crack a smile we shoot em in the back of the head MAFIAA (not a typo) style....
On the post: UK Business Secretary: Blocking Sites Under DEA Is 'Unworkable'; Time To Add More Exceptions To Copyright
doesn't matter
Good luck asking someone not to shoot you in the face because the bullets violate several patents.........
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