The quantum particle / Atomic Nucleus Lieberman Fraud law?
the basic sentence for each violation is one day in prison...however since even a basic PC is made up of several billion trillion atoms...........ALso this would cover fraud by paper, organic means (storing movies in your brain) and also allowing your tv to shine out of the window, where the individual photons once they escape the planet, may excite distant atoms, thus spreading piracy across the galaxy.....
Simple answer:
Have them post more than ONE single misleading stat...
i.e.
UPTO: xxx speed
Network average: xxx speed
average % of custs max speed actually obtained: xxxx speed
average downtime / month : xxx mins
this would give much clearer info:
e.g.
upto: 20mb
network average: 10mb
average % of cust max speed: 90
average downtime: 5mins
this would mean the package is a max of 20mb, the average speed across the network is 10mb..and for most of the time custs get at least 90% of this, and across the network the average customers gets only 5mins of downtime per month....
If I go to an advertised hotdog stand, then eat a particularly nice hotdog, I'm happier than if it was writhing in maggots....therefore the advertisement has "influenced" me for the rest of the day.........
Even if you DON'T tell the jury about nullification you are "influencing" them to one degree or another.......
Has anyone thought of the possibility that perhaps "Senator Jim Norman from Tampa" has been having secret liasons with his sheep mistress and just doesn't want the photos splashed (insert bad mental imagery here) over the papers?
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how about
the basic sentence for each violation is one day in prison...however since even a basic PC is made up of several billion trillion atoms...........ALso this would cover fraud by paper, organic means (storing movies in your brain) and also allowing your tv to shine out of the window, where the individual photons once they escape the planet, may excite distant atoms, thus spreading piracy across the galaxy.....
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Have them post more than ONE single misleading stat...
i.e.
UPTO: xxx speed
Network average: xxx speed
average % of custs max speed actually obtained: xxxx speed
average downtime / month : xxx mins
this would give much clearer info:
e.g.
upto: 20mb
network average: 10mb
average % of cust max speed: 90
average downtime: 5mins
this would mean the package is a max of 20mb, the average speed across the network is 10mb..and for most of the time custs get at least 90% of this, and across the network the average customers gets only 5mins of downtime per month....
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well
If I go to an advertised hotdog stand, then eat a particularly nice hotdog, I'm happier than if it was writhing in maggots....therefore the advertisement has "influenced" me for the rest of the day.........
Even if you DON'T tell the jury about nullification you are "influencing" them to one degree or another.......
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OH MY GOD! can you imagine if they all stopped procreating and we had to live in a lawyer-free world?
/shudder at the thought of everyone dancing happily and creating stuff without having to worry about someone destroying their life!
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make a movie so awesomely good that no-one will ever want anything else.
I have a proposed title it's called "Corporate shills vs the woodchipper".........
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What? Someone already had that idea and a bunch of them were up for Oscars this year?
damn there goes another get rich quick scheme
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a quote
I guess the apple fell too far from the tree, and the son isn't like the father at all......
Oh well, maybe true talent and genius just skips a generation?
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final thought
Assuming they can get to the milking station, you better hope they don't get their hands on the bull, otherwise the milk is gonna get kinda salty.....
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also
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OH dear!!!
I don't think anyone cares, although on an unrelated note has anyone noticed those black helicopters heading this way?
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