Nigel Lew’s Comments

• Aug 19th, 2016 @ 8:59pm

  (untitled comment)

  on Federal Election Commission To Crack Down On 'Deez Nuts' As Presidential Candidate
  Serious question here. This site is poorly formatted and full screen if I am logged in.
  
  I have been sorta busy and have not logged in for a while.
  
  Did I win a prize or something lol...
• Aug 19th, 2016 @ 8:15pm

  (untitled comment)

  on Federal Election Commission To Crack Down On 'Deez Nuts' As Presidential Candidate
  "Somewhat insane" is a pretty generous characterization of things.
• Mar 28th, 2016 @ 4:30pm

  Curious

  on DOJ To Court: We Got Into The iPhone, So Please Drop Our Demand To Force Apple To Help Us... This Time
  Too bad they can't be charged for violating section 103 of the DMCA.
• Jul 7th, 2015 @ 9:49am

  (untitled comment)

  on Corruption Watch: State Attorneys General Line Up Behind Jim Hood, Support Power To Attack Enemies Of Big Corporate Donors
  We should all hop over to our respective AG websites and file a consumer fraud complaint, against them, for wasting tax payer dollars on money grabby bullshit. This needs some traction in local media.
  
  Off to see who is hurling cash at my AG.
• Jun 30th, 2015 @ 1:04pm

  Re: "we have now published the updated draft" After only THREE MONTHS? Slow down, you reckless devils!

  on Help Copia Draft A Statement Of Innovation Principles
  Great stuff. Glad I had a few minutes to watch it.
  
  Its sad the ignorant git above me fails to realize that panel was comprised of companies that actually innovate and do stuff.
  
  I wont bother trying to explain how and why policy makers make that sorta thing damn near impossible to you.
• Jun 29th, 2015 @ 5:08pm

  (untitled comment)

  on Expired Bogus Patent On Basic Computer Firewall Now Being Used To Shake Down Lots Of Companies
  TIL there is such as a thing as a firewall you can't actually configure. Which would frankly render it entirely useless. Even in the year 2000.
  
  Welcome to the internet Austin Hansley P.L.L.C. Prepare to get throttled.
  
  Nice website those folk have. You would think they could drop more than 5 bucks on it. Guess they are too busy being douchebags to give a flip about le'brand.
  
  Let's try this quip in reverse... That is a nice racket you have going. It would be a shame if we collectively put you assclowns out of business.
• Jun 29th, 2015 @ 9:47am

  Re: HA! Pirate Mike and Techdirt delivers its PRO-PIRACY message to pirates!

  on MPAA Targets New Anti-Piracy Ads... At People Who Already Paid To Go See Movies
  LOL.... The mpaa does not make stuff. I see you are still wittingly obtuse.
• Jun 27th, 2015 @ 4:01pm

  Re: Man, reading any those old stories shows how the forum is dying.

  on This Week In Techdirt History: June 21st - 27th
  Feel free to try again with facts and English. You have failed entirely on both counts.
• Jun 24th, 2015 @ 12:42pm

  FFS

  on GCHQ Asked Court To Let It Infringe On Anti-Virus Copyrights... For National Security
  I don't link sounding like a crazy, unhinged white guy from the midwest but this shit is not going to stop until we the people start proverbially setting some shit on fire.
• Jun 22nd, 2015 @ 2:07pm

  Re: OMG! Another "Dog Bites Man" story! Techdirters are happy when drug dealers escape and police look foolish.

  on Narcotics Team 'Loses' $294,000 In Seized Cash Because It Omitted The Location To Be Searched From Its Search Warrant
  No one around here conflates piracy with drug dealing pea brain. Except for you that is.
• Jun 22nd, 2015 @ 12:46pm

  Re: It's a lot like Techdirt twice yelling RUSSIANS PROPAGANDING TEH INTERNETS!

  on Sunday Times Doubles Down On Government Stenography, Detailing Calls For Prosecution Following Its Own Debunked Story
  Wow. That could not be any further from factual.
• Jun 19th, 2015 @ 9:48am

  (untitled comment)

  on Anti-Piracy Service, Guard Content, 'Protects' Rights Holder From Additional Sales, His Own Kickstarter Page
  Certainly a quick icann report will force their hand to A. update their dodgy info or B. lose there domain.
• Jun 19th, 2015 @ 9:37am

  (untitled comment)

  on Nutty Trollish Guy On The Internet Files Nutty Trollish Defamation Lawsuit In Random State
  Heh, this guy again... Angry ginger is angry
• Jun 17th, 2015 @ 4:15pm

  (untitled comment) (as Nigel)

  on Cops Raid Marijuana Dispensary In Order To Play Darts, Sample Edibles And Offer To Kick Amputee Owner 'In The Nub'
  It gets worse. There are allegedly some kickbacks involved from other pot shops.
  
  http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Lawsuits-To-Be-Filed-Against-Santa-Ana-After-Pot-Shop- Raid-307406381.html
• Jun 16th, 2015 @ 10:42pm

  (untitled comment) (as Nigel)

  on John Oliver Gets Helen Mirren To Read CIA Torture Report As An eBook To Get People To Read It
  Fine. I will say it. Helen Mirren is the goods.
• Jun 15th, 2015 @ 12:11pm

  Re: The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about (as Nigel)

  on News Corp. Sends DMCA Notice Over Glenn Greenwald Trashing The Sunday Times' Ridiculous Snowden Story
  Not when its paywalled. You can't even get to the comments. Which are likely far more amusing than the article.
• Jun 9th, 2015 @ 10:18pm

  Re: Good news, everyone! Pirate Mike posting again at Suprbay! (as Nigel)

  on DailyDirt: Boiling Water More Efficiently
  take your meds dimwit
• Jun 9th, 2015 @ 8:22am

  Ahh yes... (as Nigel)

  on Justice Department Issues Subpoenas To Reason To Identify Angry Anonymous Commenters
  Nothing like a a dose of Ken White with my morning coffee.
• Jun 2nd, 2015 @ 9:30pm

  I would care (as Nigel)

  on DOJ Releases Surveillance Drone Policy, Undercuts Accountability Claims By Exempting It From Use In Court
  But I fear I will be silenced.
• May 27th, 2015 @ 4:33pm

  well deserved lulz (as Nigel)

  on Federal Judge Tosses All Evidence Obtained By FBI's 'Cable Guy' Ruse
  from the should-have-suspected-something-was-up-when-they-showed-up-on-time dept
  
  cant... stop... laughing

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