Belgian Collection Society SABAM Caught Taking Cash For Made Up Bands It Didn't Represent
from the stay-classy dept
We've seen all sorts of ridiculous actions from various music collection societies over the past few years -- from PRS trying to charge a woman who played the radio for her horses to ASCAP claiming that a legally licensed ringtone also should require another license for being a "public performance." Apparently a satirical TV show in Belgium decided to see how far they could push the Belgian collection society, SABAM. While SABAM chose not to charge them for a ringtone "performance," it did send them invoices when they said they were going to have totally made up bands performing made up songs. Neither the bands nor the songs were actually covered by SABAM since they didn't actually exist. Yet, the invoices still came:Making a telephone call to SABAM from a public toilet, a Basta team member looked at the manufacturer of a hand dryer and explained that Kimberly Clark would be performing at an upcoming event. That would cost 134 euros minimum said SABAM.The group who did all this, Basta, then wondered who was getting all of this money, so it took the food they used in that second experiment and brought them to SABAM offices to sign up to collect their money. No such luck. Though, once exposed, SABAM found it in their hearts to return the money.
Next the playlist. What if Kimberly Clark sang songs not covered by SABAM? Titles such as 'Hot Breeze', 'Show Me Your Hands', 'I Wanna Blow You Dry', 'I'm Not a Singer I Am a Machine' and the ever-timeless, 'We Fooled You', for example.
Five days later the answer came from SABAM. All of the songs were "100% protected" and so Basta must pay 127.07 euros.
Concerned that this might be a one-off mistake, the Basta team tried again, this time taking brand names of products from the supermarket including Suzi Wan, the name of a Chinese food wok kit, Mister Cocktail and the Party Mix, which is a hybrid of a drink and some party food, and Ken Wood, the food mixer.
They got bills from SABAM for these 'artists' totalling more than 540 euros.
There are some other amusing parts to the show, including a fun bit that mocks SABAM's inability to understand zero. Apparently, the fees for parties are based on venue size, and the smallest size range is for places that range from 1 - 100 square meters. So, Basta set up a party in 0.99 square meters, and told SABAM about it. Rather than recogizing the put on, SABAM insisted that the "1" really meant "0" and handed them an invoice for 82 euros.
Nice to see collection societies around the globe living down to their reputations.
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Most impressive is how collection agencies hate computers, because if they used them they actually would have to pay something to someone.
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At least PRS/MCPS aren't as bad as that.
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This is hilarious...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2uH0lBJrcg
Show Me Your Hands:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrKJ77E-4cc
I Want To Blow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyaOy2GTt0Y
I Am Machine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Aeq_r0AUs
I Fooled Your This Time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQK-OM9TfEQ
I can find reasonably close songs on this, which may explain some of the errors.
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Response to: Anonymous Coward on Feb 10th, 2011 @ 9:23am
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It's a collection agency's duty to distribute earnings amongst the rightful artists, who were they going to distribute this to if it didn't match any of their records???
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Oh my god, someone shoot the cover bands.
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I am assuming that info would be required to be filled in on the form if it were a cover. It clearly wasn't in this case.
You can twist it every way you want into what-if scenarios, but it's clear that SABAM was only interested in invoices and didn't give a sh*t about knowing who had to be paid out.
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The long and the short of it here is that this collection society exists to manage the rights to music, and they completely failed at that. A few similarities between song names does not change the fact that they are apparently unable or unwilling to accurately keep track of their own business.
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No, it is not illegal.
You know that your made-up pretend “law” will not be enforced in this case. Therefore, it just isn't “illegal” to do that. Bitch and moan —all you want— about what you fantasize the law should be. But the actual law is what it is.
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Please elaborate, because it certainly seems possible (even if unlikely). I'm assuming based on your tone that you can actually cite some relevant legislation here...
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The first law of political power.
(Prove me wrong. Find an interested prosecutor. Except that you won't. And not only do I know that you won't, but you know it too.)
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> The first law of political power.
So basically you're asserting that the system is corrupt and those with money and power are above the law.
Glad you've finally come over to our side! Welcome!
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Why on earth would you ever imagine that I'm on “your side”? You're not on my side.
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> on “your side”?
Because your comment supports "our" side's position.
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I agree there is basically no chance of this being prosecuted, but lets look at your original (highly childish and bitchy) quote:
You know that your made-up pretend “law” will not be enforced in this case. Therefore, it just isn't “illegal” to do that.
You are asserting that this doesn't run afoul of any laws. Well, it sounds to me like it might, so show me the legislation if you are insisting so vehemently that fraud is a "made-up pretend law"
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http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2006/35/section/4
I can't believe Belgian law is that different.
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Belgium... the UK... the whole EU. And, beyond that, all North America. Japan. Korea. Both Koreas. China. The New Russia and the old Soviet Union... It doesn't matter what some moldy text says. It matters how the law is applied: And who gets it applied unto them.
That's the law.
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And um, if you have ever EVER read a court ruling or a legal opinion or, well, anything, you would know that the 'moldy text' is indeed very important. It can be manipulated, and it's not black and white, but it's far from meaningless.
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That's the law.
Now you sound like a 1930's gangster running a protection racket with the police force all bought off ...Oh wait yes - now I understand.
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And yes, it is true everywhere in the world... except TAM Town, where taking money on pretences is the norm. Exhibit A: The Music Industry.
Oops, sorry, small correction, TAM's BOSS' town. TAM just cleans the toilets but his boss promised him the kingdom of a small island once he's helped him take over the world and he really, really means it!
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You know that your made-up pretend “law” will not be enforced in this case. Therefore, it just isn't “illegal” to do that. Bitch and moan —all you want— about what you fantasize the law should be. But the actual law is what it is.
Well it definitely used to be illegal in the UK
Visit this page for details. That particular wording has now been replaced by the fraud act 2006. But the substance of the law is unchanged. The behaviour of SABAM would still be illegal in the UK under the fraud act. It would constitute fraud by failing to disclose information. I would be extremely surprised if the law elsewhere in the EU is different.
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If you can find some reasonably close songs just using the public internet in a few minutes how come a professional collection society can't do it on its own private database in a few seconds!
I think you just made the point rather well!
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That's the comedy post of the week, right there. Did he really just go and search around for these titles, providing links as well? Dude, you seriously need counselling, it really is pathological with you.
+1 to the number of people BASTA made look stupid.
PURE COMEDY GOLD!!
BTW: SABAM did no searching or checking for any songs so there was no error. The only search they made was of the price list.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yjTxjVPHU
Or Kim Clark-Champniss:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jL30Z1R09Y
Nope, no chance for any confusion at all.
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which took 5 days I might remind you
Are you suggesting that from the moment of the phone call, at least one person worked non-stop for 5 days to process this application, spending 40+ hours to review it?
Come on!
Don't you think it is more likely that it went onto a form, someone did some computer matches 4 days later, gave it to a biller, who generated an invoice on the 5th day?
On one side you make them sound careless and working from memory, and on the other side you suggest they took 5 days so they researched it carefully.
Which one is it?
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Really? Really? This is such a clear case of negligence on their part, but oh no no no, I'm "mini-Mike" for thinking a collection society should be able to keep accurate records.
Look, I'm not saying this was some malicious act, but no matter how you slice it, they were negligent. Why are you excusing them fucking up their own record keeping? Even if you support rights agencies like this, you should want them to be able to do their job properly. In this case, they clearly screwed up.
Maybe it was systemic, maybe it was accidental, maybe it was a fluke. Nonetheless, they failed to accurately check a short list of songs against their artist roster. Why are you so desperate to excuse that? Good companies, good managers and good employers don't make excuses for failures - they accept responsibility and try to fix the problem.
If the people who support rights agencies are also satisfied with them doing an inaccurate job, well, that's just one more reason I don't support them in the first place.
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Can you please point to any of your comments where you don't agree with Mike?
Help me out here.
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See: that sword cuts both ways. You can't invalidate my opinions just by pointing out that they are often aligned with someone else's.
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Only Mike or NotMike matters in his psychotic little brain.
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Why do people trust these groups any more?
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Only one question
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Don't be silly.
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Now there's a video that needs to be made.
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SABAM steals
That's theft (in the real meaning of the word).
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I really want Mike to slip some pro-IP statements in an April Fools Day post just to see how many AC's disagree with him. :)
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Some points
- The BASTA team, sent 5 or 6 playlists worth of non-existing artists and non-existing songs, they got an invoice in each case. In other words, this was no error, nor was it a 1 time mistake, it's systematic.
- As for the "reasonably close" comments, the SABAM invoices stated that the works were "100% protected", the camera shows this several times during the show. That statement implies that it was checked by SABAM. While evidently they didn't.
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Only if you can point to YOUR comments where you AGREE with Mike.
Oh wait, you can't - Because you're an Anonymous Coward...
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