Ohio AG Gets Urban Outfitters To Pull Satirical Prescription Coffee Mugs From Stores, Citing His Own Lack Of Humor
from the free-speech-doesn't-work-like-that dept
If you take a hard line in your belief in free speech, you need to double that staunch stance when it comes to humor and satire, because they almost universally require an edge or offense of some kind. Quadruple your stance if that humor or satire is aimed at anything having to do with the government, since they're not allowed to be offended by our speech. Sorry, government, but that's the deal we made two-hundred-plus years ago: you get to pretend like you represent us and we get to make fun of you for it.But apparently there are a significant number of attorneys general out there who are working hard to show you they don't have a sense of humor at all and they'll be damned if you get to laugh at a joke they don't find funny. At least, that's the conclusion I'm coming to after 23 AGs pressured Urban Outfitters, Inc. to pull their Prescription Line of products, which included a coffee mug dressed up to look like a prescription bottle.
"People die from accidental drug overdoses in this state every day, and these products make light of the problem," DeWine said in a May press release. "We don't find these products funny at all."Unfortunately, Urban Outfitters caved and pulled the products, but think of all the things you could nix with this line of thinking: Many people are seriously concerned that they've been abducted by aliens, so we can't allow The X-Files on television. Hitler's Germany killed a buttload of people, so The Producers is not allowed. A certain percentage of the followers of Islam are offended by depictions of the Prophet Muhammed, so we can't show a satirical cartoon in...oh, wait.
And that's really the point: once we begin giving away our right for humor or satire in speech in favor of the comfort of the offended, we're lost. You might as well just outlaw humor altogether. This case shows that wonderfully, considering that nothing about a prescription coffee mug is directly poking fun at anyone overdosing or dying. Making that leap requires legs for which my mental faculties won't allow. Besides, I have to imagine there are better things twenty-three attorneys general could be doing than writing letters about coffee mugs.
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Well, obviously to be an AG you HAVE to be dumber than the average rock.
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Missing it.
What the hell does that mug have to do with drug abuse?
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"An apple a day keeps the Dr away."
This phrase makes light of the millions of uninsured in america.
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How about a nice cup of shut the hell up?
You are not a businessman. You are a representative of the public. Your lack of a funny bone is not the reason you have free reign over artistic expression.
Sincerely,
Dis guy on da innernets
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I have an Idea
Of course we would then face a copyright or trademark or patent court battles even though the products have been "pulled". Never mind. Not such a great idea after all.
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http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26098897
It seems they've only pulled them from their search results.
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Disclaimer: I think those mugs are funny as hell and these guys are WAY too uptight!
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Contact your AG and complain
I contacted mine.
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Colorado Attorney General John Suthers, welcome to the wall of shame.
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This mug is AWESOME!!! Why am I now just finding out about this?
Must find mug... must buy mug...
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http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26098897
Also available at higher prices on ebay :P
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Sorry...(not really)
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Making fun of drug abuse
That actually explains a lot.
The containers that the drugs are in are actually making fun of their abuse. Holy crap! What a revelation! We clearly have to put a stop to that. Perhaps prescription drug containers should be shaped like coffee mugs and not have labels with instructions on them.
I am so glad they have helped point out that these containers and labels are taking such a serious problem lightheartedly.
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How this should have gone down:
UO: Are we breaking any laws?
AG's: Well... not as such, no.
UO: In that case we'll take your offense in consideration, and continue to sell our mugs anyway. Have a nice day.
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UO: Are we breaking any laws?
AG's: Well... not as such, no, but we will attack you in the press, drag you into costly litigation, and make sure we do find any other, unrelated offenses that we can pin on you if you don't do what we want.
UO: hmm...would it help you if we sold a bunch of these on CraigsList so you can attack them again?
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Aw, I wanted one!
I work in the goddamned pharmacy industry, and I thought it was funny. I would have liked a mug for myself..along with a few others.
Yeah, there are overdoses of prescription drugs..but that doesn't mean funny should be outlawed.
Also the fact that most OD's come from drugs that are illegally obtained doesn't seem to come into play, does it?
Nah, would make too much sense!
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Attorney Genitals
If one find the mug offensive, here's an idea, DON'T SHOP THERE!
I look forward to the day the state disintegrates and said attorney genitals become obsolete...the day where a majority of individuals understand that complex social issues cannot be solved through state force/violence/aggression (or threat thereof).
I prefer consensual relationships and voluntary exchange.
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Amazon canceled my order :(
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We're sorry, but due to the restrictions of CA Prop. 65, we are not allowed to ship this item to the State of California. Unfortunately, this means your item/order will be need to be canceled.
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They will really hate this.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ee36/?pfm=Search&t=perscription
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Also, cheaper here:
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http://www.ohioattorneygeneral.gov/OhioAttorneyGeneral/files/3f/3f2b4a45-c87a-4a9d-82f3-946 a7de1cfce.jpg
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They're also LEGAL.
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"We invite you to pull these products from your shelves and join with us to fight prescription drug abuse."
If the products were not legal, this request would not be in the form of an invitation.
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New Advertising Slogan
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However, it's a ridiculous stretch to think that these things are making fun of drug abuse, or supportive of drug abuse. So the objection is nonsensical.
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There are plenty of things in this world that I find offensive, weird, or in bad taste, etc. My solution is to simply not buy/watch/support those things. It's not to try an magically make those things disappear and deprive them from those who enjoy them, as I'm sure there are many things that I and yes, you enjoy, that others don't like.
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Extortion?
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Jokes
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I grew up in Mount Vernon and two close friends of mine died due to recreational use of prescription medications.
Furthermore, Mike DeWine has a huge sense of humor and judging by his usually jovial disposition, this coffee mug was not questioned without sufficient reason. The problem has hit my state hard.
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So? What does that have to do with these products?
If this is true, he should share the sufficient reason with us, because the reason he gave is bogus.
In the end, though, I don't really blame the AGs. Being a humorless prick seems to come with the job. I blame Urban Outfitters for caving to their request.
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rinse and repeat, come up with a new line, maybe something in cocaine this time.
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> has the highest reported amount of
> recreational prescription medication use
> related deaths in the nation.
That's *an* issue, but it's not *the* issue here. The issue here is that government using its weight and authority in an attempt to chill free speech merely because one of its officials (in his own words) doesn't find it funny.
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How much did DeWine spend on a coffee cup?
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Just plain daft
Sometimes elevators fall and kill the occupants, but the Falling Elevator Death t-shirt is still available.
Some people should go get a life. Or a TV. Or a yo-yo. Anything to distract them from such pettiness.
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