New North Korean Weapon Unleashed: Bad Video Editing
from the failure-to-launch dept
We've had some fun with our North Korean friends around these parts in the past, mostly revolving around the Pyongyang regime's adorable attempts to bolster its already nefarious reputation through its propaganda efforts. While the nation's Orwellian policies are both stark and serious, and it certainly does have troubling weapons in its arsenal, so many of its threats have amounted to bad propaganda devised through the liberal use of video game footage, music and bad attempts at Photoshop. Well, the arms race doesn't end, of course, which is why North Korea is pleased to display its latest weapon: bad attempts at video editing!
Who can help being inspired by the replay-launching of a submarine missile? What with all that heart-thumping music in the background? Now, I can't translate the speech, so I'm not absolutely certain of what is being said, but I'm pretty sure the narrator isn't explaining that, hey, this missile actually blew up in failure, but we cut the video together to make it look like it was super-explode-y successful! And, yet, that's exactly what the analysis done by a California think-tank suggests is the case.
Footage of a North Korean submarine-launched ballistic missile (SLBM) test released by Pyongyang two days after it announced it had conducted the country's fourth nuclear test last week was faked, according to an analysis by a California-based think tank.All of this comes on the heels of Pyongyang's announcement that it had successfully tested a more advanced nuclear bomb in recent weeks. That announcement too was met with narrow eyes from analysts and the US government, likely because of North Korea's long-standing fake-it-til-you-make-it weapons policy. The general consensus is still that North Korea isn't capable of fitting its nuclear arsenal, which is quite limited, onto any type of serious missile delivery system.
"The rocket ejected, began to light, and then failed catastrophically," said Melissa Hanham, a senior research associate at the California-based Middlebury Institute's James Martin Centre for Nonproliferation Studies (CNS).
The CNS analysis shows two frames of video from state media where flames engulf the missile and small parts of its body break away.
"North Korea used heavy video editing to cover over this fact," Hanham said in an email. "They used different camera angles and editing to make it appear that the launch was several continuous launches, but played side by side you can see that it is the same event".
Which isn't to say that the regime isn't dangerous. It most certainly is, chiefly to its own population and to its southern neighbors, whom it continues to hold hostage in return for aid for its crumbling regime. Just keep all this in mind whenever you hear the hawks talk about how dangerous our enemies are.
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