If I was negotiating a contract with a large network carrier...
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If I was negotiating a contract with a large network carrier, I would specify as part of the contract that the carrier had to send a daily email to my security officer attesting to the fact that NO tap, pen register, or National Security Letter orders had been served upon their premises that would surveil my network traffic.
When the emails stop coming, I know I have a problem.
You are a disgrace to the Senate and your lies to the American people are a slap in the face to every citizen (and their families) who has served their country with honor and the belief that they served a leadership that understood the fundamental difference between right and wrong.
The arrogance of these "people" is stunning. There is not one iota of understanding that they are PUBLIC SERVANTS running thru the blood of these cretins.
Eric Holder and his entire DOJ crew are clearly world-class dirtbags.
They stood up to the forces of German Nazism, Japanese Imperialism and Italian Fascist tyranny and saved the world from 1000 years of darkness.
They stood as men, named the enemy who had named us as the enemy first, then formed armies that proceeded to kill that enemy and to break all their stuff.
War is an ugly, regrettable business, but it is always preferable to allowing the cowards amongst us to turn us into tyrannical copies of the very enemies we abhor.
As the announcer of the contest, I am disqualified from participating.
-And- I live in Cochise County.
DAMN!
Jacques Nazaire, so help me God, I will have my revenge!
Even if it takes me six years to get my law degree, I will face off against you in a court of law and I -will- expose you as the "Pink Pantied Legal Lightweight" that you are.
Would it be this one? (Can't see the PDF from where I am.)
Announcing the next EXHIBIT B contest!!!
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Hi there Boys and Girls!
Why let EvilPirateMonkey@gmail.com have all the fun and glory? You too can get included in Jacques Nazaire's next wacky court filing just by dashing off a hastily composed missive.
Here's all you need to do:
1) Think up crazy or insulting or even completely factual stuff.
2) Email it off to Jacques Nazaire.
3) Sit back and bask in the resulting fame.
Just think about it! You could be the very next winner* like EvilPirateMonkey@gmail.com in the hilarious Prenda Circus of Copyright Litigation Shame!
(*Contest not legal in Rhode Island and Cochise County, Az.)
...the EFF moves beyond merely data-basing the threats, but builds in a notification mechanism that allows multiple parties being Trolled by the same Non-Practicing Entity (NPE) to collaborate as to where in "troll-process" they are and if pooling their legal resources would make financial sense.
Hopefully some enterprising lawyers out there emerge and realize that a counter-trolling representation service that forces any shotgun trolling attempts into a single case before the courts would be a good business to be in.
3. No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
4. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
How is the NSA's "telepresence" functionally different from and NSA "soldier" actually being there?
Is the NSA compensating for electricity, cooling and bandwidth of their telepresenced agents(s)??
What's even more disappointing is that the current administration has made very few critical statements of these agencies and their policies, preferring to make small noises about "balance" and "debate." It, too, had an opportunity to roll this back, but instead chose to extend and expand the policies put in place by the previous administration.
...Because Organizing for America would love to have this data for the blind march toward its Marxist goals.
Precisely -when- do the various State's Attorneys General get involved and start criminal racketeering and fraud investigations against Pr(et)enda over this scheme?
Seems to me that some search warrants are long overdue here.
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If I was negotiating a contract with a large network carrier...
If I was negotiating a contract with a large network carrier, I would specify as part of the contract that the carrier had to send a daily email to my security officer attesting to the fact that NO tap, pen register, or National Security Letter orders had been served upon their premises that would surveil my network traffic.
When the emails stop coming, I know I have a problem.
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On the post: Dianne Feinstein's Bragging About NSA Surveillance Program May Finally Result In It Being Declared Unconstitutional
An Open Letter...
To the Honorable(?) Senator Feinstein,
You are a disgrace to the Senate and your lies to the American people are a slap in the face to every citizen (and their families) who has served their country with honor and the belief that they served a leadership that understood the fundamental difference between right and wrong.
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On the post: Dianne Feinstein Plays The 9/11 Card For Why The NSA Should Keep Spying On Every American
Re: Re: Re:
This is one of -the- most insightful, patriotic and well phrased things I have ever read here on TechDirt.
Kudos to you sir or madam.
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On the post: DOJ To Reporter: We Can Prove You're Wrong, But We Want To Embarrass You, So We'll Wait
Arrrggggghhhhh...
The arrogance of these "people" is stunning. There is not one iota of understanding that they are PUBLIC SERVANTS running thru the blood of these cretins.
Eric Holder and his entire DOJ crew are clearly world-class dirtbags.
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On the post: Best Response To A Copyright Threat Ever? Lawyers Explain Why ABA Is Full Of S**t In Claiming Copyright On Routing Numbers
Re: Re: Re: Re: Glaring misspelling...
You are understandably envious of my new powers. Such feelings are common in mere mortals.
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On the post: Best Response To A Copyright Threat Ever? Lawyers Explain Why ABA Is Full Of S**t In Claiming Copyright On Routing Numbers
Re: Re: Glaring misspelling...
I have just received an apology from Mike Masnick.
Am I now a demi-God, or what?
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On the post: Best Response To A Copyright Threat Ever? Lawyers Explain Why ABA Is Full Of S**t In Claiming Copyright On Routing Numbers
Glaring misspelling...
...but it appears we have a new contender for the thrown.
Was this a wrestling match?
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On the post: Court Sides With ACLU On Unconstitutionality Of The DHS's No-Fly List
Re: Re: As a Law Abiding American...
They stood up to the forces of German Nazism, Japanese Imperialism and Italian Fascist tyranny and saved the world from 1000 years of darkness.
They stood as men, named the enemy who had named us as the enemy first, then formed armies that proceeded to kill that enemy and to break all their stuff.
War is an ugly, regrettable business, but it is always preferable to allowing the cowards amongst us to turn us into tyrannical copies of the very enemies we abhor.
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On the post: Court Sides With ACLU On Unconstitutionality Of The DHS's No-Fly List
As a Law Abiding American...
...I am fed up with all this over-reaching secrecy in the name of "National Security" being misapplied to this cowardly "War on Terror".
Real Men -know- and can -boldly name- their mortal enemies.
Once openly named, Real Men -wade forth- and -destroy- those enemies first.
To our everlasting shame, the ghosts of the "Greatest Generation" will eternally refer to us as the "Generation of Cowards".
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On the post: Steve Jobs' Email Shows Apple Changed In-App Purchasing Rules Specifically To Retaliate Against Amazon
Figures...
It is exactly this kind of "Prick" behavior that keeps me from -ever- having an iTunes account, even though I own several Apple IOS based devices.
I deeply resent walled gardens.
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On the post: IL County Attorney Seeking To Enforce Unconstitutional Law Draws The Attention Of The ACLU
Overheard...
Overheard in Robert Bonjean's office:
"Ohhhh. THAT Illinois!"
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On the post: Prenda Lawyer Would Like Future Documents Sealed Because Techdirt Commenters Said Mean Stuff About Him
Re: Re: Re: Page 10 of the second document...
W-H-O-O-O!! H-O-O-O-O!!
Oh Wait.
As the announcer of the contest, I am disqualified from participating.
-And- I live in Cochise County.
DAMN!
Jacques Nazaire, so help me God, I will have my revenge!
Even if it takes me six years to get my law degree, I will face off against you in a court of law and I -will- expose you as the "Pink Pantied Legal Lightweight" that you are.
Wait...Nevermind.
Your last filing just did that for me.
Ahhh, sweet, sweet revenge.
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On the post: Prenda Lawyer Would Like Future Documents Sealed Because Techdirt Commenters Said Mean Stuff About Him
Re: Page 10 of the second document...
Announcing the next EXHIBIT B contest!!!
.
Hi there Boys and Girls!
Why let EvilPirateMonkey@gmail.com have all the fun and glory? You too can get included in Jacques Nazaire's next wacky court filing just by dashing off a hastily composed missive.
Here's all you need to do:
1) Think up crazy or insulting or even completely factual stuff.
2) Email it off to Jacques Nazaire.
3) Sit back and bask in the resulting fame.
Just think about it! You could be the very next winner* like EvilPirateMonkey@gmail.com in the hilarious Prenda Circus of Copyright Litigation Shame!
(*Contest not legal in Rhode Island and Cochise County, Az.)
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On the post: Trolling Effects Launched To Build A Database Of Patent Troll Threats
Hopefully...
...the EFF moves beyond merely data-basing the threats, but builds in a notification mechanism that allows multiple parties being Trolled by the same Non-Practicing Entity (NPE) to collaborate as to where in "troll-process" they are and if pooling their legal resources would make financial sense.
Hopefully some enterprising lawyers out there emerge and realize that a counter-trolling representation service that forces any shotgun trolling attempts into a single case before the courts would be a good business to be in.
.
On the post: ISP CEO Explains What Happens When The NSA Shows Up At Your Door
Third and Fourth Amendments anyone?
3. No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
4. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
How is the NSA's "telepresence" functionally different from and NSA "soldier" actually being there?
Is the NSA compensating for electricity, cooling and bandwidth of their telepresenced agents(s)??
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On the post: NSA Official Admits Agency's Surveillance Covers Even More People Than Previously Indicated
What's even more disappointing is that the current administration has made very few critical statements of these agencies and their policies, preferring to make small noises about "balance" and "debate." It, too, had an opportunity to roll this back, but instead chose to extend and expand the policies put in place by the previous administration.
...Because Organizing for America would love to have this data for the blind march toward its Marxist goals.
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On the post: The NSA Turns Everyone Into A 'Threat To National Security' By Instantly Classifying All Data It Scoops Up
Well, well, well.
It looks as if King George III has returned.
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On the post: Another Judge Figures Out What Prenda Is Up To, Reopens Closed Case, Demands Information On Settlements
Ahhhemmmmm....
Precisely -when- do the various State's Attorneys General get involved and start criminal racketeering and fraud investigations against Pr(et)enda over this scheme?
Seems to me that some search warrants are long overdue here.
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On the post: Steve Wozniak Speaks Out Against NSA Spying: This Is Not My America
The Woz is right.
This is not my America either.
As a conservative, I loathe The Patriot Act. Not only for what it has done to my Country, but also for the absolute lie of the name itself.
It should have been called The Tyranny Act.
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On the post: DailyDirt: Working The Crowd...
Re: Galaxy Zoo
I will not rest until there is a class of galaxies known as DoggiePooSwirls.
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