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This is a representative of the PC Keyboard Co. It has come to our attention that you have abused your 104-key by pressing all 104 keys during the last month. When we sold you a 104-key keyboard, we assumed you wouldn't abuse your purchase, as most customer use mostly 40 or 50 keys tops each month. This will result in an extra surcharge of US $4.35 on the original purchase price of your keyboard.
If you continue to abuse your Keyboard Data Plan, we will take further action, which could result in the throttling of your keyboard (one of our representatives will visit you and throttle it out the window).
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That's what he's thinking, at least, but he'll never post it.
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This is a representative of the PC Keyboard Co. It has come to our attention that you have abused your 104-key by pressing all 104 keys during the last month. When we sold you a 104-key keyboard, we assumed you wouldn't abuse your purchase, as most customer use mostly 40 or 50 keys tops each month. This will result in an extra surcharge of US $4.35 on the original purchase price of your keyboard.
If you continue to abuse your Keyboard Data Plan, we will take further action, which could result in the throttling of your keyboard (one of our representatives will visit you and throttle it out the window).
Have a nice day.
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"You'll regret this day, friend!"
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It's called "a series of tubes".
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"They" means you.
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