Stop Random Stabbings and Get Me A Fucking Sandwich Act. (Or "StRaStAGeMAFuSA" Act... we're still working on the name). It's a new Bill that aims to protect people on the street from being randomly stabbed (presumably, by some hooligans). It also has a provision that ensures that I get a fucking sandwich.
We all know how necessary this is for the safety of the citizens. We all know that stabbings are bad, they're as bad as sandwiches are delicious. That's why these two things need to be addressed as one.
Please vote YES on the StRaS..sammich Act, so that we can fight the onslaught of violent crime on the street via stabbing and lack of sandwiches, so that I may have a sandwich in my belly, instead of a bloody knife sticking out of it. Why would you want people to get randomly stabbed? Get me a fucking sandwich!
Surely you mean the ability to walk to the store, look at a good, then go back to my home and replicate the same good somehow without paying?
Or go to the store, buy a good (say, a box of ramen), then eating it, determining what I need to make my own ramen, buying the ingredients from somewhere else and cooking it myself?
Or, after learning how to make ramen noodles exactly like the boxed ones, opening a ramen stand in the street and selling ramen, without paying for each copy of the ramen noodles that I sell to the store that "published" the box of instant ramen?
I agree that it is a Congresscritter vs The Public issue. The Public, being the ones being fucked over by this law, and the Congresscritter, being the one that is being paid off to pass this law.
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We all know how necessary this is for the safety of the citizens. We all know that stabbings are bad, they're as bad as sandwiches are delicious. That's why these two things need to be addressed as one.
Please vote YES on the StRaS..sammich Act, so that we can fight the onslaught of violent crime on the street via stabbing and lack of sandwiches, so that I may have a sandwich in my belly, instead of a bloody knife sticking out of it. Why would you want people to get randomly stabbed? Get me a fucking sandwich!
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I guess not everyone is very critical of what they eat.
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Or go to the store, buy a good (say, a box of ramen), then eating it, determining what I need to make my own ramen, buying the ingredients from somewhere else and cooking it myself?
Or, after learning how to make ramen noodles exactly like the boxed ones, opening a ramen stand in the street and selling ramen, without paying for each copy of the ramen noodles that I sell to the store that "published" the box of instant ramen?
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Stop foreign rogue theaters! They're stealing our box offices!
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If to a maximalist, everyone else is an abolitionist, then being an abolitionist is the only option that makes sense.
Anything less will just cause the exact same amount of rage.
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And in a crowded website, no less.
Tsk, tsk.
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If micropenis wants to refer to Masnick as "chubby", let him do it.
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I agree that it is a Congresscritter vs The Public issue. The Public, being the ones being fucked over by this law, and the Congresscritter, being the one that is being paid off to pass this law.
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