Once Again, Law Enforcement Protects Us From The America-Destroying Scourge Of Children With Lemonade Stands
from the protecting-america dept
Every summer a bunch of these kinds of stories pop up, but Nick Burns was the first to send in this year's first story of police shutting down a lemonade stand that was set up by three girls between the ages of 10 and 14-years old... because they didn't have a business license. And, yes, this happens all the time, and yes, it always seems to make the news, but it doesn't make the story any less crazy, or any less of an example of politicians following rules over common sense. Of course, last year's story involved a stern lecture from a financial columnist about how lemonade stands that give away lemonade are anti-American. At least these girls were selling their lemonade...![Hide This Hide this](https://ii.techdirt.com/s/t/i/topclose.png)
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Lessons
Maybe next time they'll attempt to make money doing something which is unregulated, possibly illegal, but at least doesn't suffer from government oversight...
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Of course, that amount doesn't include the amount they'll also need to spend on a "privilege" tax license, required insurance, IRS quarterly tax filings in addition to State quarterly tax filings...
/SARCASM
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I bet you even think that, that is what sarcasm is.
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and one more thing ...
Bad cop, No doughnut!
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I think its dumb as hell. I had one as a kid and sold brownies, cookies, lemonade, and iced tea. Cleared 400 profit one summer.
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Maybe we should kill ourselves, spares us the effort of avoiding everything that might kill us.
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Like lobbying for PROTECT-IP?
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There was a story a few years back about shave ice stands being illegal prior to June 1 in Provo, UT. The law changed to May 1st, eventually. I have no idea why they couldn't just make it legal all the time, but they at least changed the law.
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Because it is Provo UT.
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Have any roadside unlicensed lemonade stands given anyone e coli? I honestly don't know. I've never heard of any. Seems the unlicensed scofflaws have a better record than the licensed businesses.
All this teaches kids is to distrust government.
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Because, the e coli bug will inquire into whether or not the seller of the lemonade has a business license. If so, the bug will die. If not, the bug will infect.
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You say this like it's a bad thing.
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I don't know about anyone else, but if I buy lemonade from my neighbor's kid and I get e coli I'm going to blame MYSELF.
Geesh, has personal responsibility for one's own actions gone completely out the window?
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Unfortunately, those standards sometimes only exist during the time in which the health inspector visits. And unless there are complaints, that only happens once in a great while. There are quite a few organizations I know that recently lost their license due to failed inspections after a number of complaints, who had "A" ratings until they lost them. I also know a couple friends whose stories about their teenage years in the restaurant industry nearly caused me to swear off going to restaurants ever again and the companies they work for never lost their rating either.
Since it is pretty hard to mess up lemonade (but not impossible,) and with proper parental supervision, the chances of me getting e-coli from drinking their lemonade are several orders of magnitude smaller than me going down the street to McDonalds... Life is about taking acceptable risks...you risk being killed or injured every second you are alive...but it is better than the alternative.
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Seriously, I worked at a fine dining restaurant/bar in the early 80's. There was always an unmarked envelope in the back of the bar register drawer just in case the health inspector made a suprise visit when the owner wasn't there.
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Those who sold your neighbor the lemons. After all, if the lemons are safe to sell, then why isn't the lemonade that came from the lemons also safe? What, did the e coli magically materialize itself in the lemonade making process?
If my neighbors invited me over their house and made me lemonade, does the government need to get involved? Does the government need to make sure that there is no e coli inside the lemonade before I drink it? Presumably, the lemons used to make the lemonade has already been screened, right?
What if I go to my neighbor and eat an apple that my neighbor cut into four pieces. Does the process of cutting the apple into smaller pieces (or making lemonade from lemons) magically make the apples subject to regulation?
How is this any different? Just because it's for profit?
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I knew I shouldn't have bought Raw Meat and Lemonade From the same plywood stand.... /SARC
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Something harmful that people probably shouldn't do? Illegalize it instead of raising awareness and educating people on it.
Fall down and break your neck because some establishment didn't put a wet floor sign out? Sue the crap out of them.
Business models failing because they're outdated? Pay to have them enforced even harder, instead of updating them.
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...if it happens that the outbreak wasn't just a coincidental cockup at the local water treatment plant.
That fun situation likely occurs despite the license you hold in such high regard. To assume that a license significantly decreases the risk of a purchase, let alone removes said risk, is a logical fallacy. To say correlation is not causation simply does not go far enough. The myopic assumption that a license can ward off serious risk from consuming lemonade sold out doors is analogous to pasting a sign with "No unlicensed water allowed past this point!" over a screen door on a submarine. I can understand the comfort of legally guaranteed channels for recompense should a seller distribute a faulty product, BUT, let's not forget the nasty "... you further agree not to hold [insert name of horrible lemonade selling urchins here] liable for any harm caused by [insert juvenile allusion to urine as a product name here] ..." phrase likely found in any purchase agreement the license obliges the legally savvy lemonade stands to use. Like any activity with a potential risk, people will continue to do it with or without regulation, regardless of said regulation's "effectiveness." Blind pursuit of entrepreneurial children simply does not fix this specific problem. Like many laws, it merely places a football-field-sized bandage over a minor skin blemish and justifies itself with a clueless cosmetic-beauty-is-overrated attitude.
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In a typical products liability action, everyone in the chain has potential liability, but I don't think the same applies here.
Then again, if a night full of customers gets food poisoning at a restaurant I expect the restaurant would be on the hook.
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Lemons? AIDS?
Unlicensed businesses are not a laughing matter.
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Really? then why am I laughing my ass off reading this?
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In my hometown...
The law was struck down the following year.
Too bad for these girls, their community isn't as anti-regulation as ours was.
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ben on 07/18/2011 17:34:24
Not sure what ordinance this police chief is reading but from what I can tell the little kids should be able to operate with a liberal reading of this section of the code:
Section 7-1-8 Casual and isolated activity.
Except as otherwise provided in this title, nothing herein contained shall be interpreted so as
to require any person who may engage in casual or isolated activity and commercial transactions,
where they involve personal assets only and are not the principal occupation of the individual, to
obtain a business license and pay a fee therefore. Garage sales, involving the exchange or sale of
personal items are considered casual or isolated activities for the purpose of this chapter
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But you know what? Police officers don't want your damn lemonade. So you need to give those lemons back! That's when you get mad! What can you do with those lemons now? You demand to see the police officer's manager! Make life rue the day that they gave three girls without a business license lemons! They're the ones that are gonna burn those officer's house down! With the lemons! Those kids are going to invent a combustible lemon to burn their house down!
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As the saying [now] goes
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**Additional health inspection may be required. please visit: www.nottheamerica.com/Igrewupin.php
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That sucks...
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'Unlicensed lemonade decreases piracy.'
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IN that case, it was a lesson well learned. They got to learn it sometime in life, it might as well be soon.
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whose job is it to protect the consumer?
�We were not aware of how the lemonade was made, who made the lemonade, of what the lemonade was made with, so we acted accordingly by city ordinance"
This quote says it all. The government thinks it's their job to protect the consumer from every danger, no matter how small -- even a lemonade stand.
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laws are laws
But if that's what the law says, then that's how it should be.
Maybe the people in the communities where this is an issue should work to get the laws changed.
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Ohio Laws
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WTF?!?
... I'm sorry officer, I had to kill my wife we just had a fifth daughter!
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Do/ did you ever:
Speed
Not wear your seat belt
Not use your turn signal
Break a TOS agreement
Drink before you were 21
Smoke before you were 18
Look at porn before you were 18
Sneak into a movie
Make an illegal U turn
Play your music to loud to late
Experiment with any illegal substance
Jay walk
Litter
Loiter
Not report something as income to the IRS
Tresspass
Ride your bike without a helmet or where prohibited
Not pick up your dogs shit
Smoke in a public space where prohibited
And this list could go on
If you do or did any of the above without first trying to change the law, you "someone" are a hypocrite.
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In Wichita, Kansas, it's illegal for a motorist to proceed through the intersection of Douglas and Broadway unless they get out and fire three shotgun rounds into the air.
I suppose you support that law being followed as well?
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Good lessons for those girls
- The police are *NOT* your friend.
- The police can't distinguish good from bad and have no moral compass.
- The police is often used to harass good people.
- Governments make stupid laws.
- Neither the government nor the police exist to serve the people, in spite of claiming otherwise.
Learn this early and you won't suffer later when more important things are at stake.
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The wrong set of vendors!
Hey, how about the local drug dealers?
"Hey, you have a license for selling drugs?"
Makes about as much sense.
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Quick, send the entire police force, assuming they aren't distracted with their efforts to get a cat out of a tree somewhere else!!!
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Clearly they've failed to learn proper procedure
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Lemon juice is acidic how many pathogens that affect humans can grow in an acidic medium?
I don't know but what I do know is that salmonella and e.coli don't trive in those conditions and in enough concentrations they don't even survive.
Lemon juice as a natural biocide for disinfecting drinking water.
Lemon Juice a Natural Disinfectant has Scientific Proof | Natural Cleaning Product Review
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So what's new?
We used to be a people who had a government...
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If you allow the lemonade stands unlicensed with no health inspections, etc, you take a risk. You also set a precedent that would allow others to set up street side stands without a permit. Why would it be limited only to kids? Soon enough, everyone is running their unlicensed hot dog, burrito, and what not stands at every corner.
If there is a law, the law gets enforced. It makes it sound bad when it is "some 11 year old girl", but that just isn't legally relevant.
If anything, this sort of post is a good indication on where you stand on the law in general. Exceptions should be made for "nice" people, or people with "good" intentions. That's just not how the law works!
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Really Now...
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Lemonade and the Law
So, let me think, should I spend today helping keep the citizens lives bettr or safer (which is why they pay me)and (which is why they became a cop in the first place)(we hope) or should I spend today busting 10 year olds for trying to work, learn a bit about hard work=money and stay off welfare when they grow up?
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Lemonade stands...
But most importantly, to protect the sanctity and purity of our bodily fluids...
Straight out of Strangelove...
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e-coli??
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Lemonade Stands entrepreneurs.
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o no
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