California Politician Discovers That You Can't Ban Specific Type Of Music; Admits 'I Didn't Know What Was Going On'

from the no-pacifiers! dept

Sinan Unur points us to a story about California Assemblywoman Fiona Ma, who last year totally and completely overreacted to the news that a teenager died at a rave, by introducing legislation that tried to completely ban raves. After finding fierce opposition to the law (leading another politician to talk about the power of the "rave lobby"), Ma changed her legislation and somewhat candidly admits that she only learned after she introduced the bill that the government isn't allowed to ban types of music:
"We found out later on that, Constitutionally, you can not ban a type of music," said Ma. "Plus, I, like my opponents said, I didn't really know what was going on."
It's really quite incredible to see a politician admit such a thing.
But seriously, if you're an elected official and you only learn later that (a) you can't ban a type of music and (b) that you were trying to legislate without knowing a damn thing about what you were legislating, perhaps it's time to find a more productive line of work. One that doesn't impact the lives of others.

Ma admits that she finally went to a rave herself, and it wasn't that bad. However, she still felt the need to "do something!!!!" and ended up getting a bizarre law passed in California that bans certain events on state property... but part of that is that it bans things that she saw at a rave, and assumes are associated with raves: gloves with lights on them, walking around with stuffed animals, and most bizarre: no pacifiers. You see her talk about this -- and she seems really proud of the pacifier bit -- at 4:20 in the video above. The statement there is so bizarre, and so out of touch, it's really funny. She gets all worked up about how a rave must be just like an old fashioned concert, in the most condescending tone possible. Here's the quote, but honestly, you have to see her say it to really do it justice:
"You can't wear gloves with lights. You can't walk around with stuffed animals. All the things with rave culture... the promoters have tried to break down, and make it more like a concert, where people go to a concert to enjoy themselves. And not have things that traditionally, in the past, are associated with raves. No pacifiers! Nobody was allowed to have... um... pacifiers in their mouths."
Of course, we can add this to the long line of ridiculous moral panics from clueless politicians. In the future, perhaps people will include Ma's ridiculous quotes, along with the warnings about the evils of the waltz:
The indecent foreign dance called the Waltz was introduced ... at the English Court on Friday last ... It is quite sufficient to cast one's eyes on the voluptuous intertwining of the limbs, and close compressure of the bodies ... to see that it is far indeed removed from the modest reserve which has hitherto been considered distinctive of English females. So long as this obscene display was confined to prostitutes and adulteresses, we did not think it deserving of notice; but now that it is ... forced on the respectable classes of society by the evil example of their superiors, we feel it a duty to warn every parent against exposing his daughter to so fatal a contagion.
And remember, no pacifiers!
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  1. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 4:50am

    And remember, no pacifiers!

    So will we see babies at state events patted down and their pacifiers confiscated now? Will small children be tazed for carrying around their dangerous stuffed animals and spreading rave culture? This is a perfect example of why politicians need to wait for the drugs from their 'research' to wear off before writing legislation.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. identicon
    John Doe, 25 Oct 2011 @ 4:51am

    Raves?

    Not being a young hipster, or even an old one, I have heard of raves but I didn't realize they walk around with pacifiers and stuffed animals. WTH?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. icon
    PaulT (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 4:53am

    Hmmm... reminds me of something.. oh yeah:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_Justice_and_Public_Order_Act_1994

    I can happily conclude that this ended all raves and similar events in the UK and successfully outlawed any related types of music. Every type of behaviour associated with raves, ranging from glowsticks to ecstasy to furry boots and flashing dummies (pacifiers, if you must) disappeared the moment the law was passed.

    /sarc

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. icon
    xenomancer (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 5:10am

    Uhhhhhh

    Wait, wait, wait... She admitted she was completely wrong in how she was approaching the situation AND in how she was attempting to resolve her moral queasiness. So, how the hell does she get away with the SAME EXACT CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATION in her revised law? Yes, I'm making the argument that a pacifier, LED gloves, and stuffed animals could plausibly be construed as protected speech. Also, her new law is completely impotent outside of state property, where most raves actually occur. She's done nothing to protect anyone. NOTHING!!! Next time I see someone killed by a stuffed animal I may eat some crow, but until then I say she has a severe case of the head-up-ass-itis that's been spreading around the government recently (and there's probably a huge pile of sand in there for her to burrow her head into as well).

    link to this | view in thread ]

  5. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 5:20am

    But seriously, if you're an elected official and you only learn later that (a) you can't ban a type of music and (b) that you were trying to legislate without knowing a damn thing about what you were legislating, perhaps it's time to find a more productive line of work. One that doesn't impact the lives of others.

    Admitting mistakes and trying to learn from them is better than believing you can do no wrong and lashing out at anyone who tries to prove otherwise.
    If more elected officials had that seemingly basic ability, Bradley Manning would be a free man today.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 5:27am

    Waltz is indecent? somebody should show her the movie "dirty dancing"
    When was she born? year 1300-something?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  7. identicon
    John Doe, 25 Oct 2011 @ 5:30am

    Re:

    Problem is, she didn't really learn from it. She still created a law that violates the 1st amendment. Seriously, how can you ban LED gloves? Do people really think it is the governments place to create such nanny state laws?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  8. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 5:30am

    I love raves, but ill go ahead and admit that I find the pacifier thing slightly creepy. I wouldn't try to ban it, cause I understand that when you are on ecstasy I'm sure sucking on a pacifier is awesome. I've never seen someone with a stuffed animal at a rave but I've seen many people dressed AS animals. This whole thing is just a poignant example of how out of touch politicians are.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  9. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 5:32am

    Re:

    I do not believe those are her words sir. I believe Mike room that quote to show how the older generation always finds the younger generations music morally bankrupt

    link to this | view in thread ]

  10. identicon
    Simon, 25 Oct 2011 @ 5:38am

    Viral marketing?

    Is this viral marketing for the new Footloose remake?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  11. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 5:39am

    Politicians ignoring the Constitution, banning things they don't like, being behind the times, and failing to understand the consequences of their actions... nothing new here.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  12. identicon
    fogbugzd, 25 Oct 2011 @ 5:49am

    Re: Re:

    Politicians caught in the heat of a moral panic always grasp at the externals and miss the point. Next up: California lawmakers eradicate measles by making it illegal to wear red spots. In a related note, ASCAP points out that pacifers are often used during raves and sucked in time with the music thus creating a public performance. California lawmakers rush to impose a you-must-be-a-criminal tax on pacifiers.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  13. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 5:59am

    She's behind the times. Raves are moving to 3D virtualization. Can't stop the signal.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  14. icon
    Some Other AC (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:10am

    Re: Raves?

    The pacifiers and stuffed animals are the least of it. You should see the dress/attire! What the video seems to show is tame compared to most Raves. Take all of the neon color and psychedelic artwork of the 60s and 70s, mash it up with anime themes and clown like makeup and you might get close!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  15. icon
    techflaws.org (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:30am

    I prefer ppl with pacifiers over those with (police) whistles every day. Not that I ever would attend a rave voluntarily but when Techno started in Germany in the 90s a lot of weirdos constantly blew those things while dancing.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  16. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:34am

    I bet she's a politician who thinks she always has to be combating some new moral menace in order motivate people to come out and vote for her.

    It wouldn't be the first time politicians have campaigned against some non-existent moral threat, such as Sharia law in America, as if 2% of the population can somehow force their religion upon the rest of us.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  17. icon
    Trails (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:35am

    Re: Uhhhhhh

    Replace "could plausibly" with "most definitely". While wearing a pacifier or carrying a stuffed animal may not be hugely sopphisticated speech, that's not the point. Further, the gov't can only abridge the freedoms of the people with justifiable cause. Preventing people from wearing LED gloves doesn't stop people from taking ecstasy. At all.

    It's moronic. It's overbearing, and it accomplishes nothing. The good news is that Susan Ma admitted on camera she didn't "know what was going on" when she legislated something, which is excellent fodder for attack ads against her, so we can hope her political carrier comes to a grinding halt.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  18. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:36am

    Re: Raves?

    Pacifiers are very important. If you're on X, you'll grind the shit out of your teeth without something in your mouth.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  19. identicon
    anonymous, 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:36am

    Re: Re:

    perhaps someone can enlighten me as to the dangers of wearing LED gloves?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  20. identicon
    Clueless Policiticians, 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:36am

    Perhaps someone could come out with a list of Clueless Politicians and Why.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  21. identicon
    pahosler, 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:38am

    I once had a neighbor that sold X to folks. I would see people going into his place all the time with pacifiers in their mouths. I naturally had to ask why all these grown people going in and out of his apartment were sucking on pacifiers! He told me that people that use X tend to grind their teeth and the pacifier helps to keep from wearing their teeth down to their gums.

    That was nearly ten years ago. Now I see the pacifier thing every where. Even when I take my kids roller skating, the rink concession stand sells blinking LED pacifiers. My kids wanted them because they looked "cool" and the other kids had them. Sorry, but you aren't allowed to have a new binky until you are addicted to drugs! Of course I don't allow my kids to wear their pants below their asses either, at least not until they are in prison and can advertise the need for anal sex in the proper environment. I know, I know, I'm a horrible parent.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  22. icon
    fogbugzd (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:38am

    Re: Uhhhhhh

    >>So, how the hell does she get away with the SAME EXACT CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATION in her revised law?

    Obviously you are not part of the music industry, otherwise this would be clear to you. If you start making some types of music illegal then you cut into industry profits and available campaign funding. In that case it is legitimate to appeal to constitutional issues. If something only involves personal expression then you are just a whining pirate. /sarcasm

    link to this | view in thread ]

  23. icon
    Capitalist Lion Tamer (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:38am

    Re: The Pacifier

    Ah, the pacifier. Giving an infantile appearance to possibly underage girls (and often, boys). Troubling.

    BUT. The pacifier serves a purpose. A purpose not unlike it's intended purpose: to give the mouth something to do.

    Sucking on a pacifier is presumably awesome when on Ecstasy. (I say "presumably" because I've never tried either.) Of course, lots of things are awesome on Ecstasy. Like curling up in the bassbin. Or trying to figure out where your ride went.

    But back to the original point: when on Ecstasy, your mouth needs something to do. The Brits have a great word for it. "Gurning."

    Because of the amphetamine content in most, if not all, Ecstasy (it's a cheap cutting agent), the user's jaw tends to clench up and without the use of a pacifier (or gum, another popular, but more internal, pacifier), much gnashing of teeth would ensue.

    So, much like everything else at a rave, including the LED gloves, the pacifier is a tool, for lack of a better word. (The LED lights allow you to amuse yourself and others for hours on end, depending on battery life.)

    Additional fun fact: because speed was used to cut Ecstasy, the amped-up club kids began demanding faster and faster beats, which lead to the breakneck breakbeats of the early 90's, as heard in action on (most prominently) Prodigy's "Music for a Jilted Generation." The older, more sedate beats just couldn't keep up with this blend of hallucinogens and amphetamines.

    Additional not so fun fact: Ecstasy also makes you incredibly dehydrated, which is why you'll see many ravers drinking nothing but water all night long. Unscrupulous promoters and club owners have been known to shut of the water in the restrooms in order to force their E'ed-up patrons to buy $6 bottles of water. People like this should be given a guidebook entitled "How to See the Sahara on $6 a Day" and dropped off in the dead center.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  24. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:41am

    Re: Re: Re:

    Simple. Think of the children.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  25. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:43am

    Pssst

    I heard that some people died at a hospital the other day, you might want to do something about it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  26. identicon
    Lord Binky, 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:58am

    Re: Re: Raves?

    It is much better for these kids to grind their teeth down to nub, fracture their teeth and jaws, or in the more ambitious of partakers who fail to notice their temporary compulsion has them chew through their lips or mouth. It is well known that in codger-logic if you remove the accessories, the issue is solved especially when it makes the activity more dangerous. Just remember, this is for the children.....who survive.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  27. icon
    Sean T Henry (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 7:02am

    Re: Re: Re:

    LED gloves are a new means of distributing the psychedelic drug LED otherwise known as "Lysergic acid diethylamide"... Wait, thats LSD.

    I do not really know what was going on, so disregard this post or make a law based on it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  28. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 7:34am

    Mike, you can check back with us in about 12 years when you kid is going to school dances and grinding one out in the dark corner with some other kid, while high on Ex.

    Perhaps then you might might understand why people get concerned.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  29. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 7:45am

    4:20

    "at 4:20 in the video above"
    well, there you go then... 4:20 explains it all...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  30. icon
    Overcast (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 7:47am

    "We found out later on that, Constitutionally, you can not ban a type of music," said Ma. "Plus, I, like my opponents said, I didn't really know what was going on."

    I suspect most TechDirt bloggers/commenters were already WELL aware of this.
    Does that mean that the defacto blogger out on the intarwebz is more qualified for political office than the candidates in them now?

    Yes, I do think that's the case. Day after day, we get more evidence of that, in massive supply. There is no shortage of supply of political idiocy, not even a slight one.

    But I will give credit where it's due - at least one comments of hers seems to be accurate, "I didn't really know what was going on."

    link to this | view in thread ]

  31. icon
    techflaws.org (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 7:49am

    Re:

    So a lack of pacifiers leads to Ex? Those damn gateway drugs get more sophisticated every year.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  32. icon
    GMacGuffin (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 7:54am

    Re: 4:20

    Dang. You beat me to it by 10 min.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  33. identicon
    DCX2, 25 Oct 2011 @ 7:56am

    Re:

    Mal. Woman killed me, Mal. Killed me with a law. How weird is that?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  34. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 7:58am

    Re: Uhhhhhh

    She managed to drive the event from CA, now its in Vegas. I don't remember any sort of uproar over it coming here. We even had the Fox news local affiliate hype up the revenue it brought. However, with everything else going on in this town no one even noticed.

    So, yeah it performed its job admirably. It got those damn ravers out of her town/state for a while.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  35. icon
    crade (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:05am

    Theres no audio on that vid for me except some soft techno music.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  36. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:11am

    Re: Re:

    Huh? How did you extract that from my comments?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  37. icon
    crade (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:18am

    Re:

    help, help, someone else raise my kid or they will become sex crazed druggies!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  38. icon
    Marcel de Jong (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:18am

    Re: Re: Re:

    How are pacifiers, stuffed animals, gloves with LEDs and such causing kids to get high on XTC? If you can explain that to me, you earn the right to become a politician.

    I mean, I know babies that have pacifiers and hold stuffed animals. The only thing missing are the gloves.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  39. icon
    crade (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:19am

    Re: Re:

    The government should raise them!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  40. icon
    Deirdre (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:23am

    Re: Police Whistles

    *cough*Disco whistles in the 70's *cough*. Things don't change, just go around the world.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  41. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:27am

    Re:

    I think the biggest problem is that politicians are so far out there due to being wrapped up in corporate culture at this point. They don't see common, everyday people. All they see is corporations, lobbying groups, and whatever they think will get them votes and advertising dollars for their campaign fund.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  42. identicon
    Anon, 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:27am

    Re: Re: Raves?

    Have you just stepped out of the 90's? Chupa Chups & chuddy ftw.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  43. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:30am

    And it related news...

    Police raided Babies R Us and the Disney Store for contributing to the deliquency of minors.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  44. identicon
    anonywog, 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:30am

    Re: Re: Re: Raves?

    fuckin' lol: "this is for the children.....who survive". Like 99.9% of them you mean?? You are so out of touch with the real world it isn't true.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  45. identicon
    Your Friendly Neighborhood Librarian, 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:39am

    Just like businesses

    Cargo Cult legislation...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  46. icon
    Valis (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:54am

    Re:

    You don't suck on the pacifier, you chew on it. I prefer chewing gum myself :P

    link to this | view in thread ]

  47. icon
    Pitabred (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:55am

    Re:

    For a lot of older voters, that strategy actually works.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  48. identicon
    Prof Allen, 25 Oct 2011 @ 9:18am

    Let's do the math...

    So, there were 10,000 people at one event on one day.

    That even was held for 6 years.

    That's the equivalent of one person spending 60,000 days (over 164 years) somewhere.

    And one person died.

    It seems like raves are the safest place to be.

    Now, the one teenager who died had drugs in her system. I'm sure that no teenager has ever taken drugs except at a rave, right?

    I'm tempted to say: If our politicians were numerically literate, we would not have to put up with this.
    But, the truth is that they know exactly what the numbers are. They are not mistaken. They are not stupid. They are evil.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  49. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 9:31am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Raves?

    He wasn't serious, so don't get your neon, LED-lined panties in a twist.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  50. identicon
    Bengie, 25 Oct 2011 @ 9:42am

    That's it

    Where do I sign up to become one of these elected people?

    They're mostly idiots and I can't see it being too hard to compete, other than money.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  51. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 9:46am

    Re: Re: The Pacifier

    For someone who's never done E, you sure know a lot about it ;)

    (From someone who has done E, but not in years)

    link to this | view in thread ]

  52. identicon
    anothermike, 25 Oct 2011 @ 9:52am

    Re: Raves?

    hipster != raver

    link to this | view in thread ]

  53. icon
    That Anonymous Coward (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 9:59am

    "I didn't really know what was going on."

    Lawmaker tells truth... isn't this one of the signs...
    were the Mayans right?!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  54. identicon
    no one in particular, 25 Oct 2011 @ 10:04am

    Response to: Anonymous Coward on Oct 25th, 2011 @ 7:34am

    The sad thing is that every generation suffers for the follies of politicians. The truth is children as young as 11 have already had sex tried prescription drugs been drunk and sent pictures of themselves naked to a boyfriend or girlfriend it is not the music it is not the setting it really comes down to the parents

    link to this | view in thread ]

  55. icon
    Onnala (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 10:47am

    Re: Re: Re:

    No real danger... but when you dance with the gloves you can create really fancy coloured light show weaves. Much like what you can do with Poi and Orbits.

    Banning them makes no sense sense there are people that do LED glove weaving professionally for music video's and such. It has become much an art form in its own right.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  56. icon
    Pjerky (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 10:58am

    Gotta love moronic politicians

    I have always found it funny how politicians seem to think that events, activities, and cultures that they don't like will just disappear whenever they write a law banning it or part of it. Most people have no clue what laws exist and what don't and often when they find out about a ridiculous law they just ignore it. Laws like these are nearly impossible to enforce and highly impotent.

    Also, this woman is a complete idiot and should be kicked out of office. But then again I feel that way about most politicians. In the end I think we would do better without the vast majority of them (and lawyers, and lobbyists).

    link to this | view in thread ]

  57. icon
    Rikuo (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 11:26am

    Re: Response to: Anonymous Coward on Oct 25th, 2011 @ 7:34am

    For what its worth, I'll throw this in about parenting:
    I'm a 22 year old Irish male, and I have never had sex, used only prescription drugs (while ill of course, but generally I hate the thought of taking any kind of medicine), never been drunk (have had about 3 cans in my entire life) and have never 'sexted'.

    What's that? You think my parents must have been saints or something to get a lad this well behaved.
    Ummm....no. They were complete monsters. Mother was an abusive b*tch and the father...let's just say he should be kept well away from pre-teen girls at all times.

    Just thought I'd share this with the people who often shout for better parenting. In the end, its the child who makes the choice to do good or bad. In my case, you can say I was the ultimate rebel, in that I went the complete opposite of my parents.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  58. icon
    Jesse Townley (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 11:29am

    Re: That's it

    Go to the site of your local Registrar of Voters, or to your state's Secretary of State site.

    I'm serious. The more people who aren't idiots in elected office, the better.

    - signed, one of the people who at least THINKS he's not one of the idiots who is in elected office.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  59. icon
    PrometheeFeu (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 11:31am

    "But seriously, if you're an elected official and you only learn later that (a) you can't ban a type of music and (b) that you were trying to legislate without knowing a damn thing about what you were legislating, perhaps it's time to find a more productive line of work. One that doesn't impact the lives of others."

    I disagree. We need more people like her in politics. I don't mean the learning about the Constitution after introducing legislation part. I mean the learning about the Constitution and doing some research before voting. Yes, we would all like them to do research and think before introducing legislation, but that's not going to happen. So kudo to Ma for clearing the low bar. Most of her colleagues can't even do that.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  60. icon
    PrometheeFeu (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 11:39am

    Let's have a new Constitutional amendment:

    Congress shall not pass any law which is not demonstrated by diligent and rational examination to further a legitimate and compelling government interest.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  61. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 11:41am

    Re: Pssst

    OH MY GOD!!! They have stuffed animals, too!!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  62. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 12:33pm

    The pacifier bit is a ploy to sell more earplugs.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  63. identicon
    mermaldad, 25 Oct 2011 @ 1:20pm

    Note the use of the word "associated"

    In the vid, she justifies the bans because pacifiers and LED gloves are associated with drugs. I associate street corners and poverty with drugs. Let's ban them.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  64. identicon
    hothmonster, 25 Oct 2011 @ 1:35pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re:

    babies are all on X. You ever seen them smiling, drooling on themselve and humping the floor, straight up X heads.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  65. icon
    Jeffrey Nonken (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 2:13pm

    It could lead to dancing!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  66. icon
    PaulT (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 2:17pm

    Re:

    Crap, if you think techno started in the 90s in Germany, you need to set your watch back to 80s Detroit... Influenced by Kraftwerk admittedly.

    My opinion of these video among others linked: fucking awesome. Your opinion might differ but they predate what most Americans call "techno" at least, for the most part...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avj9V-fU4mY&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=bCXOBIH6fOw&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpQ_ZtngcdA&feature=re lated

    link to this | view in thread ]

  67. icon
    Onnala (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 2:29pm

    Re: Re: Response to: Anonymous Coward on Oct 25th, 2011 @ 7:34am

    I have known people that have done all of the above, yet turn out just fine as well. They had a wild youth and a lot of fun, but end up setting down and having a family and kids.

    However I can see that good parenting could help someone with a natural inclination to be bad, choose to be good instead.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  68. icon
    PaulT (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 2:30pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    you know what annoys me? X! The frigging first letter of the drug is E! Ecstasy, right? Why do Yanks call it X when it's clearly E????

    Ahem...

    I'm OK. Call it what you want http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dohzrXT09w

    link to this | view in thread ]

  69. identicon
    McFortner, 25 Oct 2011 @ 2:43pm

    It's interesting that the video is from a pro-drug website. Of course, that would have no influence at all on the tone of the article. Nope, none at all.

    Move on, nothing to see here....

    link to this | view in thread ]

  70. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 3:31pm

    Re: Raves?

    many folks there use pacifiers to prevent the gnashing of teeth. cause them beats is so dope.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  71. icon
    PrometheeFeu (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 4:04pm

    Re:

    You mean to say that Assemblywoman Ma is justified in trying to banning pacifiers, LED gloves and stuffed animals at rave parties? Let me repeat that list for you: pacifiers, LED gloves and stuffed animals. Once again, the list of dangerous items that apparently lead to drug use: pacifiers, LED gloves and stuffed animals... I don't really care about the tone of the article. The facts themselves are completely absurd. How is it the government's business if I want to suck on a pacifier, while carrying my stuffed animals and wearing LED gloves? This is a completely unwarranted and stupid intrusion into people's lives.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  72. icon
    PrometheeFeu (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 4:05pm

    Re: Note the use of the word "associated"

    I associate that woman with rave parties and rave parties with drugs. Let's ban her from public office. "For the children..."

    link to this | view in thread ]

  73. icon
    The Devil's Coachman (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 4:37pm

    This is causing me to replace my keyboard frequently

    It seems that the keys used for the words "stupid bitch" are becoming worn out prematurely. This must stop, and soon, or I will be sending them a bill.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  74. icon
    xenomancer (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 4:51pm

    Re:

    I honestly tried to come up with a decent list. Then I struck algorithmic gold when I let go of the pretense that politicians are basically decent human beings just trying to get through the day like the rest of us. To that end, I give you the core of my loop:

    void Print(string name_of_politician, string reason_for_cluelessness){
    cout << name_of_politician & " is clueless because " & reason_for_cluelessness;
    }

    To build your own list simply pass the name of any given politician for the name_of_politician argument and bang your head on the keyboard for the reason_for_cluelessness argument.

    Honestly, I find it hard not to think of most politicians as clueless. Sure, there are a few great people trying to do good for those they represent. But, they are far and few between the execrable corpuscles I see spewing bilious fodder between grandstanding gestures of grandeur these days.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  75. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:21pm

    Re: Raves?

    The pacifier helps with lockjaw a common side affect of MDMA.....if u suck the pacifier you are less likely to bite your own tongue off.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  76. icon
    G Thompson (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:23pm

    Spit!!!

    In Australia we have an idiom that says to "Spit the dummy" which basically means to suddenly display anger/frustration by losing one's temper and refers to when a baby spits out it's dummy (what you call pacifiers) it cannot be then settled.

    This brings our phrase to a whole new level of wonderment LOL

    link to this | view in thread ]

  77. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Oct 2011 @ 6:29pm

    These kids today with their dubsteps... I find it really irritating when people get older and they not only forget what it was like when they were a kid, but somehow think that things are any different from when they were growing up.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  78. identicon
    pahosler, 25 Oct 2011 @ 8:09pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    you know what annoys me? X! The frigging first letter of the drug is E! Ecstasy, right? Why do Yanks call it X when it's clearly E????

    It might have something to do with the fact that when it was becoming popular here in the Colonies back in the mid 1980's the popular street name was simply X, and I have seen it spelled Xtasy or even eXtasy clearly emphasizing the "X".

    Now back to your beans and toast you Limey!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  79. identicon
    TaCktiX, 25 Oct 2011 @ 9:51pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    What's really disturbing about this is I don't find it implausible at all...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  80. icon
    techflaws.org (profile), 25 Oct 2011 @ 10:59pm

    Re: Re:

    Crap, if you think techno started in the 90s in Germany, you need to set your watch back to 80s Detroit...
    No I don't cause in Germany it started in the 90s and unfortunately still is still alive.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  81. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 26 Oct 2011 @ 1:17am

    Re: Re: Re:

    fuck you man. We like techno, and David Hasselhoff.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  82. identicon
    Bengie, 26 Oct 2011 @ 6:15am

    Re: Re: That's it

    If you will vote for me because I don't consider myself one of those "idiots" in office, you'll vote twice for me once I say I also believe I don't have all the answers and I love input. :p

    link to this | view in thread ]

  83. icon
    PaulT (profile), 26 Oct 2011 @ 7:22am

    Re: Re: Re:

    Erm, educate yourself please. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Techno.

    Even old hands of the genre in Germany such as Sven Vath started making it in the 80s... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrica_Salsa

    Maybe you're referring to something belonging to a more specific subgenre, or completely misnaming something?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  84. icon
    crade (profile), 26 Oct 2011 @ 8:19am

    Re: Re: Re: Response to: Anonymous Coward on Oct 25th, 2011 @ 7:34am

    lol, a "natural inclination to be bad"? like they got the evil gene passed down from their grandma skips a generation or something hehe?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  85. icon
    crade (profile), 26 Oct 2011 @ 8:24am

    Re: Re: Response to: Anonymous Coward on Oct 25th, 2011 @ 7:34am

    Of course kids can still make it in other ways if the parents are deadbeats, kids certainly have other influences on them than just their parents and many psychologists say that young kids can get away with a single positive adult role model. The parents are the ones with the responsibility though, just hoping they luck out and the kid ends up ok despite them being deadbeat losers is not what I would call a good plan.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  86. icon
    Legolas2112 (profile), 26 Oct 2011 @ 9:01am

    Rave Music

    I can't believe she's a Democrat, the idea of banning music seems so Republican!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  87. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 26 Oct 2011 @ 10:43am

    But seriously, if you're an elected official and you only learn later that (a) you can't ban a type of music and (b) that you were trying to legislate without knowing a damn thing about what you were legislating, perhaps it's time to find a more productive line of work. One that doesn't impact the lives of others.

    Then there would be no laws, no lawmakers, and no politicians whatsoever... wait, that's a good idea.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  88. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2011 @ 11:16am

    I do not think it means what you think it means

    Did anyone actually read this law before commenting? I don't see any mention of pacifiers or stuffed animals in the text of the original bill, any of the amended versions, or the bill as passed. You can track the history at http://info.sen.ca.gov/cgi-bin/postquery?bill_number=ab_74&sess=CUR&house=B&site=sen. While admittedly the original bill was silly (and pretty clearly unconstitutional), the act as passed just says if a state agency is planning a big event on state property, the agency has to assess the danger and may require the promoter to implement an "event action plan."

    That doesn't sound nearly crazy enough to be a result of the political process, though, does it? Unless... maybe this is a case where the political process ... worked pretty well?

    ... nah.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  89. identicon
    Ken, 27 Oct 2011 @ 12:45pm

    This is awesome - the has just criminalised all children's parties from public land!!!!!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  90. identicon
    Renee Marie Jones, 27 Oct 2011 @ 1:53pm

    Clueless politicians

    Well, you kinda have to expect this. Republicans firmly believe that you can decide any issue strictly from believe and ideology without any thought or even knowledge of the thing you are legislating. It's part of the hatred of intelligence and learning that permeates American society. This is what you get.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  91. identicon
    anon, 27 Oct 2011 @ 7:44pm

    Re: Uhhhhhh

    Welcome to California where they tried to outlaw water once. Seriously, Google it or look it up on Snopes.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  92. icon
    Jamie (profile), 30 Oct 2011 @ 4:53pm

    Re: Let's do the math...

    They don't even say that she died *because* she had taken drugs. They only say that she had "ecstasy in her system", which is a completely different thing. Correlation does not equal causality.

    Oh well, another day, another knee-jerk reaction from a clueless politician.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  93. icon
    PaulT (profile), 30 Oct 2011 @ 11:58pm

    Re: Re: Let's do the math...

    "They don't even say that she died *because* she had taken drugs. They only say that she had "ecstasy in her system", which is a completely different thing."

    A little bit of my old British rave knowledge here, but the reason they say that is usually because the drug is rarely the primary cause of death. Most die from either heat exhaustion or water intoxication. That is, they either drank way too much water or didn't rest enough because they and/or the people around them didn't know how to use it relatively safely.

    Of course, a politician would never admit that because: a) it's not as easy to push "drugs are bad" point, and b) it would reveal that education about how to deal with the effects of drugs is what's lacking, not the inherent effect of the drug itself.

    link to this | view in thread ]


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