Dear Ari Emanuel: We're All Meeting On The Internet, Come Join Us

from the and-living-and-working-here-too dept

We recently posted about Hollywood super agent Ari Emanuel's ridiculous demands that Google somehow find the magic "stop piracy" button. That story is turning into something much more interesting. The next day, at the same conference, a Google exec, Susan Wojcicki, pointed out the obvious: that Emanuel doesn't know what he's talking about (she used a more diplomatic phrase, noting that he was "misinformed").

Emanuel has since shot back that he's not at all misinformed about the need for the geeks in Northern California to solve his problems:
I am misinformed about a lot — just ask my wife — but I’m not misinformed about this: One of our last remaining dominant American exports is our creativity, no matter how you define it, either as a story or as an algorithm. There is equal genius behind companies like Apple, Facebook, Amazon and Google as there is behind artists who create stories that resonate around the world. We need to protect America’s intellectual property and Hollywood can’t do it on its own. I understand that the onus is not entirely Google’s, but let’s stop talking at each other and get in a room with all parties to figure this out. To be clear, I don’t want to rehash SOPA as we can all agree that was a reflection of Southern California’s arrogance, and let’s also not pretend that we’re working together on this issue because we have Youtube channels together. This is a larger conversation. It’s time for Hollywood, our government and Silicon Valley to step up and collectively resolve this problem. Let me know where and when and I’ll be there.

Ari
The problem, of course, is that his very premise is wrong. He's taking the position that we need to "protect" first, rather than just fix our business models. This is a very mercantilist viewpoint: where protectionism beats innovation. But we've got centuries of economic proof that that's not how you evolve and it's not how you innovate and compete. What you do is you figure out ways to add value and to embrace new business models. Any effort that starts from the default position that what we need is more "protection" rather than greater innovation is doomed to fail -- because that innovation is an unstoppable train, and the "protection" aspect doesn't work. So if you don't focus on the innovation, then someone else will, and you'll have wasted all your time, effort and money on a "solution" that simply drives your business somewhere else. To the place that has focused on innovation.

But, even worse, is his arrogance in thinking that this is a problem that requires "Hollywood, our government and Silicon Valley to step up and collectively resolve this problem." This is the same thing we've been hearing for months out of Chris Dodd and the Hollywood crew: it's time to get back into the backroom and craft "a deal." That's how they think, but it completely misses the point. This isn't about crafting a backroom deal, it's about recognizing the power of the internet, and the importance of the internet to people.

Every time a Chris Dodd or an Ari Emaneuel suggests a backroom deal between Hollywood, Silicon Valley and the government, he leaves out the people who actually matter: all of us, out here, on the internet.

And, to that point, if he wants to know "where" this larger conversation is happening: it's right here. On the internet. It's on news sites and social media sites. It's on Reddit and Twitter and Facebook. It's here on Techdirt and lots of other blogs. We live on the internet and this conversation has been happening for a decade. Ari and his buddies have always been welcome to join, so it's a bit disingenuous for him to suggest that he'll "be there" when we tell him where "the meeting" is. It's here. It's going on all around you and you've always been welcome to join. But you don't. And, no, I won't even get into the irony of him demanding a "meeting" when Hollywood did absolutely everything to keep the rest of the world out of the backroom meetings that led to SOPA.

Joshua Topolsky, the editor in chief of The Verge -- who challenged Emanuel, and was rudely told to "go sit down" and had Emanuel ask "where do you work?" -- has written his own response, in which he tells Emanuel he works on the internet:
What Ari seems to forget, and what maybe politicians and the film and TV industry seem to forget is the last time piracy was a flashpoint between the entertainment and tech industries, the problem was not solved by sledgehammer legislation. Or takedowns. Or yelling. It was solved by the music industry accepting that their old model was broken, and technologists figuring out a new way to do business. And that gets to the core of this problem for Ari. We didn't go back to the way things were after the RIAA sued college students — the industry changed.

He doesn't want to change his business model, and he will do anything he can to protect it — including altering the basic functionality of the internet. Pirating and Apple's resulting rise in the music business changed that business forever... and diminished its financial footprint. Entrenched companies that owned every part of the food chain suddenly discovered they were just another cog in a big wheel.

Ari doesn't want that anymore than the music industry wanted it, or traditional media wanted it. Ned Ludd and his machine wreckers didn't like change either.

But there is one simple truth that I really believe in, in life or in business: adapt or die.

You want to know where I work Ari? I work on the internet. Welcome aboard.
I'd argue it goes even further than that. We don't just work on the internet. We live and breathe the internet. It is our identity. Emanuel looks at the internet, and he doesn't get it. To him, it's just a version of television that doesn't pay as well, so that's not interesting. In his talk, he repeatedly demanded a business model that pays as well as TV. That's not how this works. Disruptive innovation doesn't wait until you go back and provide the legacy players with a business model that pays just as well as the old business model. That's not disruption. Disruption works because the legacy players are too shortsighted to see the trend lines, and so infatuated with their fat profits that they don't recognize the potential of the new mediums, and only seek to regulate against them becoming too pesky. The train companies pushed for legislation requiring all automobiles be preceded by a person walking on the road waving red flags.

Emanuel is asking for everyone to come up with the next version of red flag laws for the internet. That's not how this works.

If he wanted a real conversation, it wouldn't be focused on the parameters of how do we set up protectionist, mercantilist barriers. It would be on how do we create more value and then monetize that value. And those conversations are happening all the time, all over the internet. He's welcome to join. He's always been welcome to join. But it requires doing a little actual working and living on the internet.
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  1. icon
    Lowestofthekeys (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:33pm

    The problem is those kinds of people have no foresight. Ari is a business man, he makes deals, he talks and he doesn't think that far ahead, because thinking too far ahead is risky business for your income, which is understandable if you want to maintain a business.

    Though when opportunity presents itself, why not take advantage of it instead of slinking back in fear that losing control of the content stream may or may not affect your business.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. icon
    :Lobo Santo (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:33pm

    Proof!

    My earlier hypothesis that the MAFIAA and its employees are completely lacking in internet connections is validated!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. icon
    Lowestofthekeys (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:34pm

    Re: Proof!

    I was hoping you would have introduced that statement with a "Good news everybody!"

    Then again, Fox would have come after you for copyright infringement.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. icon
    :Lobo Santo (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:37pm

    Re: Re: Proof!

    You're right, I should have.

    Dag-nabbit! The numbers of things that slip my mind these days...

    link to this | view in thread ]

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    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:47pm

    "My business models! My business models!"

    Could you be any more of a broken record or a whiny bitch? If your business models are so great, then people would be using them. But as it is, you can't even find books for your stupid book club from people using your stupid business models. You're a whiny joke, Masnick. It never ceases to amaze me how incredibly biased and prejudiced you are. How you never ever stop whining about any and all facets of IP law. How you can't even admit that this blog is about IP law. Is there even one honest bone in that chubby body of yours? I doubt it. You're fascinating, Mike. But in a bad way.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:47pm

    What people forget is that America isn't a democracy, its a republic. Embracing the internet and letting each person have their say is a step towards true democracy (Or mob rule, technically one and the same). Unfortunately this is not compatible with America's political system.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  7. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:50pm

    STFU Ari god, what a douchebag.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  8. icon
    Jeff (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:51pm

    Re:

    Yet you keep coming back - strange obsession you have there...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  9. icon
    usul_of_arakis (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:52pm

    Re:

    Mike's chubby.. you must be taking an interest to know that /flame

    link to this | view in thread ]

  10. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:53pm

    I'd go farther and say his opening premise is complete BS.

    One of our last remaining dominant American exports is our creativity, no matter how you define it, either as a story or as an algorithm.


    And its not just me. The BLS thinks he's full of BS.

    http://www.bea.gov/iTable/iTable.cfm?ReqID=5&step=1

    There's great data on contributions by industry. Sorry Ari.. you're still pretty much nobody on the dollar scale. Guess the government really does need him for a censorship agenda or *something...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  11. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:53pm

    I'd argue it goes even further than that. We don't just work on the internet. We live and breathe the internet. It is our identity.

    Boy, is that a sad admission.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  12. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 12:55pm

    Re:

    That's a lot of words you used there, in order to say nothing and just randomly flame. I guess if you actually knew how to successfully prove a point, you would have. Thanks for coming.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  13. icon
    Blaine (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:01pm

    He's not getting the message.

    Because the message is on the internet.

    Should we try and FAX him an invite?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  14. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:05pm

    No, there is not *equal* genius at Google, Apple, Amazon, etc.

    This guy is beyond arrogant if he thinks Hollywood's creative "genius" is equal to Silicon Valley's. He has no idea what it takes to do what the tech industry has done over the last 40 years; advances in technology have completely changed our lives, the entertainment industry hasn't even come close to having that kind of impact, and they have fought it every step of the way. This parasite isn't even fit to benefit from their innovations.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  15. identicon
    wallow-T, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:05pm

    It is the intention of Hollywood that the Internet, as a place to live, shall be subject to Urban Renewal.

    Large housing-project-like developments, similar to Compuserve and AOL, need to take the place of the anarchic Internet.

    In these wonderful new network communities, we shall ensure that nothing can be published until lawyers review it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  16. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:05pm

    Re:

    "My business models! My business models!"

    Could you be any more of a broken record or a whiny bitch? If your business models are so great, then people would be using them. But as it is, you can't even find books for your stupid book club from people using your stupid business models.
    Yes, he truly is - continually whining about how people need to protect his failing business models.

    You're a whiny joke, Masnick.
    You misspelled "Emanuel" there dude.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  17. icon
    Machin Shin (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:06pm

    Re:

    "My business models! My business models!"

    Could you be any more of a broken record or a whiny bitch? If your business models are so great, then people would be supporting them. But as it is, you can't even get anyone to take a word you say seriously when you start crying about "piracy".

    link to this | view in thread ]

  18. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:09pm

    "If he wanted a real conversation, it wouldn't be focused on the parameters of how do we set up protectionist, mercantilist barriers. It would be on how do we create more value and then monetize that value."

    The problem? Nobody is showing more value.

    You can't have that discussion until you have a path forward. Thrashing around randomly hoping for someone to pay the bills isn't a way forward.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  19. icon
    Machin Shin (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:15pm

    Re: He's not getting the message.

    Probably need to just go ahead and send it by USPS. Maybe send a backup copy by carrier pidgin.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  20. identicon
    KingofDarkness, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:15pm

    Don't Shoot the Messenger

    How is it not painfully obvious to all parties involved that Google should have no obligation to regulate its results. Google is like a vendor in a city who sells maps of the city and all the destinations located within its borders. This vendor has no legal or moral obligation to ensure the things happening at all the sites shown on the map are legal. Nor should they be legally compelled to remove any POI just because someone dislikes it.
    This whole arguement is absurd. The entertainment industry cannot effectively curb the piracy industry so they are trying to make someone else do it for them. Those lazy jerkoffs best redirect that energy at the "pirate ships" themselves rather than the maker of sea maps (regardless of any pending industry paradigm shift).

    -KoD out!

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  21. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:16pm

    lets just make it perfectly clear for him them.

    Hi ari, random netizen here. Note, i'm one of those cord cutters that don't exist, my whole family is, and i'm teaching my parents and grandparents how. My kids will never be customers of yours, except for data access, their data will be proxied and encrypted, and you'll never know what they're pirating.

    So here it is, heres how we move forward. Fuck you and your business models, and your partners. You legacy pricks have had your day and it is done. We will piss on your graves, and never notice any lack. a future without you looks bright and wonderful.

    Cheerfully, and with condolences, Fuck off, forever. Bow out gracefully and stop fucking things up on your way off the planet.

    No peace, no compromise, we're past that.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  22. icon
    jjmsan (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:19pm

    Re:

    You are not going to find a way forward if you say the way forward is more value for "me". The internet does produce more value. It is spread around to a greater number of people so it looks smaller but in aggregate it is greater than what we had.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  23. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:22pm

    Re:

    You're not really helping your side of the arguement by being an asshole.

    Hell, do you even have an arguement or are you just a dickbag?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  24. icon
    Richard (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:23pm

    Re:

    The problem? Nobody is showing more value.

    No the real problem is that you do not recognise it when you see it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  25. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:23pm

    'it requires doing a little actual working and living on the internet' as well as an understanding of how it works and why it works, along with the acceptance that it is so good at what it does, then perhaps some progress will be made!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  26. identicon
    Mason Wheeler, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:30pm

    Re:

    I think Sinclair had it right. It's very difficult to get someone to understand something when their salary depends on not understanding it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  27. icon
    weneedhelp (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:33pm

    Re:

    "Could you be any more of a broken record or a whiny bitch?" Pot, meet kettle.

    "Is there even one honest bone in that chubby body of yours?" - Thats just weird. You have a crush on him. You are like the little girl that kicks the boys shins she likes. Awww its so cute.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  28. icon
    Russ (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:45pm

    Re:

    Reminds me of the Google IP; 'no way are they going to monitze search to support that valuation'.

    They had something of great value and knew it. the Moeny would come.

    Now everyone wants Google to share that Money by hook or crook.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  29. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:47pm

    Re:

    And yet, your customers and keep on arguing with you.

    Just keep your hands over your ears and keep yelling
    "I fail because of Pirates!!"

    The stone cold truth is, you fail because you ignore opportunities when presented.
    You fail because selling one track vs. one album confuses you.
    You when other creative ideas are scary. (Remember the DVD carrousel? I would have bought one or made one because I have over 1000 DVD's.)

    You fail because you wont engage in meaningful discussion with others. Al you do is yell, my way or the highway!!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  30. icon
    Dog On a Teflon Floor (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:56pm

    Re:

    Your tone and ad-homs indicate that you might really might live in whine country.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  31. identicon
    Glen, 1 Jun 2012 @ 1:56pm

    Re: Re:

    I'm voting "just a dickbag".

    link to this | view in thread ]

  32. icon
    Chosen Reject (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:01pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    Well of course. I don't remember ever seeing any other options in all the elections I've ever voted in.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  33. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:02pm

    Re: Re: He's not getting the message.

    Probably need to just go ahead and send it by USPS. Maybe send a backup copy by carrier pidgin.

    P-I-G-E-O-N is the bird. P-I-D-G-I-N is the kind of English you apparently speak.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  34. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:25pm

    Please don't call that chum to the interwebz there are a lot of trolls already.

    There is nothing to "fix", there are no laws that can stop piracy or even reduce it, unless people are willing to go back where there was no computers in the world, people don't need the internet to pirate anything that is the first mistake, the second is assuming it is bad, when he can't prove it and will never be able to prove it, it can be bad in some circumstances and it can be very good in others.

    Anyways who cares what a monopolist says he will call everybody and their dogs thieves is his job, is what he does he won't change people will change it for him though.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  35. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:27pm

    Re: Re:

    "I think Sinclair had it right. It's very difficult to get someone to understand something when their salary depends on not understanding it."

    I believe thats considered a conflict of interest

    link to this | view in thread ]

  36. icon
    Joshua Bardwell (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:42pm

    Re: Don't Shoot the Messenger

    I think there's another analogy that fits Ari's side more closely, although it took me a while to come up with it.

    I took the "roads" analogy literally, and thought of the DOT, which regulates private activity on the roads. But that's no good, because Google is not a regulatory agency in any sense.

    So what's an example of a private entity--a carrier, if you will--that has legal requirements with regard to the content that it carries? Well, you could argue that UPS is legally required to report contraband if it becomes aware of it, right? Granted, UPS is a carrier, and Google is technically a directory, but I think that line gets a bit blurred on the Internet.

    Now, of course, we're back to the child porn analogy, and Mike's response is sound. I think the whole, "roads" analogy is flawed, though, and I don't blame Ari for seeing it differently than we do.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  37. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:44pm

    Re:

    "Could you be any more of a broken record or a whiny bitch?"

    Hahaha thats a classic

    Yes because when you do it, its perfectly reasonable, i see you're a supporter of double standards then?

    I guess mikes not important enough to have his opinions heard, bad mike, bad, nah huh, dont you do it, dont you do it, know your place my pretty cash cow, who has no rights, the balls on this guy

    By the way using other peoples comments made against you for you're baby tantrums, make you look really fucking pathetic, just an observation, have a nice day arrogant dude

    link to this | view in thread ]

  38. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:45pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    Also Heinlein: "There has grown in the minds of certain groups in this country the idea that just because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with guaranteeing such a profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary to public interest. This strange doctrine is supported by neither statute or common law. Neither corporations or individuals have the right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back."

    link to this | view in thread ]

  39. icon
    The eejit (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:46pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    Does Emanuel look conflicted to you?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  40. icon
    The eejit (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:47pm

    Re: Re:

    Obviously, this AC has a weak flammenwerfer. His werfs are shite.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  41. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:48pm

    Re: Re:

    I think ill call you Mr Arrogant from now on, i dont know, we'll see, just throwing it out there but

    Hey its Mr Arrogant, bada bing, bada boom

    link to this | view in thread ]

  42. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:50pm

    Re:

    You can't have that discussion until you have a path forward. Thrashing around randomly hoping for someone to pay the bills isn't a way forward.

    That's not how this all works.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  43. icon
    That Crazy Freetard (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:52pm

    Re:

    Okay, I'll bite.

    How so?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  44. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 2:57pm

    Re: Re: He's not getting the message.

    "Probably need to just go ahead and send it by USPS. Maybe send a backup copy by carrier pidgin."
    :p

    Wow, hes certainly come a long way, i guess i can stop gathering all this wood for the smoke signal then.

    Inovation, BITCHIN

    link to this | view in thread ]

  45. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 3:04pm

    Re: Re: He's not getting the message.

    USPS is too recent, send it by dilligence and write it with a feather.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  46. icon
    loaderboy (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 3:38pm

    Dear Ari,

    Please pick up the receiver on your internet machine and crank the handle. Ask the operator to connect you to BR549.
    We will wait for your call.

    Sincerely, The rest of the world

    link to this | view in thread ]

  47. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 3:53pm

    Re: No, there is not *equal* genius at Google, Apple, Amazon, etc.

    Actually they can be absolutely brilliant, for example: their accounting practices, and the amazing loopholes they find in the law to sue people with. Other than that though, not so much.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  48. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 3:57pm

    Re:

    >Please don't call that chum to the interwebz there are a lot of trolls already.

    Ah, but think: trolls loves them their internet, and they love mocking people. So here we have a person who wants to mess with the internet, and makes it really easy to mock him... they'd eat him alive.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  49. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 4:41pm

    "There is equal genius behind companies like Apple, Facebook, Amazon and Google as there is behind artists who create stories that resonate around the world."

    A: You don't speak for artists. Let them speak for themselves.

    B: You claim that artists have equal genius as the tech community yet you doubt that they have enough genius to do without government assistance in the form of IP laws. I agree that artists have equal genius and they are intelligent enough to do without IP laws. Abolish IP laws.

    "We need to protect America’s intellectual property"

    Protect it from what? Protect it from being deleted? Protect it from being burned? Oh, wait, protect it from being copied? That's not protecting it, that's restricting it.

    Protect it from whom? The general public? The public that laws should seek to serve? If the public doesn't want it protected from them then perhaps the laws should reflect that.

    "and Hollywood can’t do it on its own."

    So you admit that this isn't about the interests of the public but it's about the interests of monopolists. It's about the interests of Hollywood.

    link to this | view in thread ]

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    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 4:53pm

    Re:

    the greatest power of the internet so far is to illegally exploit the work of artists, without consent, for profit with impunity, so good job on that! Awesome.

    If this was about "innovation" the internet companies illegally exploiting artists from "old media" would not need to do so illegally to prove their value.

    In fact, most of these internet models are completely dependent upon old media. Without it, they fail. Want to prove me wrong, remove the illegal content and let's see how those businesses perform...

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    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 4:53pm

    Re:

    more tech dirt censorship I see... man, so much for being "OPEN" huh...

    Could you be any more of a broken record or a whiny bitch? If your business models are so great, then people would be using them. But as it is, you can't even find books for your stupid book club from people using your stupid business models. You're a whiny joke, Masnick. It never ceases to amaze me how incredibly biased and prejudiced you are. How you never ever stop whining about any and all facets of IP law. How you can't even admit that this blog is about IP law. Is there even one honest bone in that chubby body of yours? I doubt it. You're fascinating, Mike. But in a bad way.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  52. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 4:55pm

    Re: Re:

    Oh please, don't you dare pick on mike!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  53. identicon
    You are not a genius, masnick., 1 Jun 2012 @ 5:02pm

    stop helping.

    Mike.

    Some times you are so ridiculous. This is actually a good thing for "our" side. mocking people doesn't help. This is just another example of how you make it harder to have serious issues addressed. You now so snotty no one but the converted will listen to you, and you turn a lot of people off. You've become a liability.

    I used to really like your writings, but now every time something from you comes across my radar I end up cringing and just wishing you would "stop helping"

    Please stop helping cause you aren't helping.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  54. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 5:04pm

    Re: stop helping.

    Shut up you stupid shill

    link to this | view in thread ]

  55. icon
    Josh in CharlotteNC (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 5:16pm

    Re: Re:

    Yawn. We've shown how all of your arguments are wrong dozens of times before. Please move on. It's not even entertaining slapping you down anymore.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  56. icon
    Josh in CharlotteNC (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 5:25pm

    Re: Re: No, there is not *equal* genius at Google, Apple, Amazon, etc.

    I'm not sure you can count finding loopholes in the law as brilliant. Since they're the same ones who got the loopholes written into the law to begin with.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  57. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 5:28pm

    Re: stop helping.

    This guy really has a hard on for mike

    link to this | view in thread ]

  58. identicon
    TDR, 1 Jun 2012 @ 5:42pm

    He doesn't want to change his business model, and he will do anything he can to protect it.

    Morpheus Techdirt: Look around you, what do you see? The very minds of the people we're trying to save. But until we do, they are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. And some of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it. Were you listening to me? Or were you looking at the woman on the website?

    Neo Netizen: I was—

    Morpheus Techdirt: Look again.

    Neo Netizen: Wha?!

    Morpheus Techdirt: Freeze it.

    Neo Netizen: This isn't...?

    Morpheus Techdirt: No. This is another training program, designed to teach you one thing. If you aren't one of us, you're one of them.

    Neo Netizen: Who are they?

    Morpheus Techdirt: Copyright maximalists. They can push their agenda onto or through anyone still hardwired to their system. That means that anyone we haven't convinced is potentially a maximalist. In America, they are holding all they keys and they are guarding all the doors. But sooner or later, someone is going to have to fight them.

    Neo Netizen: Someone?

    Morpheus Techdirt: I won't lie to you, Netizen. Everyone who has stood their ground, everyone who has fought a maximalist has been bankrupted. But where they failed, you will succeed.

    Neo Netizen: Why?

    Morpheus Netizen: I've seen a maximalist sue for billions, I've seen people empty entire lifetime savings at them and hit nothing but air. But their strength and their speed are both based in a world built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can be.

    Neo Netizen: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge takedowns?

    Morpheus Techdirt: No, Netizen. What I'm saying is that when you're ready, you won't have to.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  59. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 6:04pm

    Re: Re:

    Because internet dumb! Me smart! Me on internet! Me no hypocrite!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  60. icon
    Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 6:06pm

    enema time buddy , you must be full of it

    Here is a little rhyme for you to remember about the openness of communication.


    Repeat after me.

    1......2..............3......4...........

    1......2..............3......4...........


    p eople flags .... the douche bags

    people flags .... the douche bags

    people flags .... the douche bags

    people flags .... the douche bags

    link to this | view in thread ]

  61. identicon
    Andy, 1 Jun 2012 @ 7:07pm

    Wheat and chaff

    Ari doesn't want to lose his album sales.
    He stated the ratio between today's income and an income based on pay per view is 100 to 40. He wants to get paid for the chaff like they are receiving today just like the records companies complained about not being able to force us to buy their chaff filler tracks

    link to this | view in thread ]

  62. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 7:37pm

    Re:

    >Thrashing around randomly hoping for someone to pay the bills isn't a way forward.

    I agree. The recording industry thrashing around randomly hoping for someone to pay for their ridiculous and overstepping standards of enforcement isn't a way forward.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  63. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 7:38pm

    Re: Re:

    Then people make businesses on making new content, you whiny, arrogant, stubborn twat.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  64. icon
    The Groove Tiger (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 8:20pm

    Re:

    Anonymous Coward has got the hots for Mike's body.

    No wonder he's always so flustered. Maybe he should try sending his comments in the form of a erotic pulp novel.

    Here, I'll give you a head start:

    "Grabbing me by my thighs he lifted me up and pressed me against the wall, as I wrapped my legs round his chubby body..."

    You know what to do.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  65. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 8:47pm

    Re:

    The real problem is what you define as "real value", I see people being able to flourish and live perfectly good lifes producing things at a fraction of what the supposed "creative industry" does, maybe is just me but that doesn't seem to be sustainable even with monopoly status. Deflation is a real word among economic scholars, it happens to every single industry and it is the market adjusting itself, in the past it happen suddenly and people saw that as bad since it brought severe consequences to those unprepared and those same bad things will happen again to any industry that don't want to see the signs on the wall, it is coming adapt or die, no government will help you because no government can, nobody can, learn to do more with less of face the very real possibility of tremendous hardship in your future.

    Every single part of society is today passing for a period of adjustment, nobody can afford healthcare except the super rich and even they would have a hard time paying for the costs of it, food is getting pricier, jobs are getting scarce, economic growth is not sustainable at the actual rates but somehow piracy is what will bring the industry down?

    LoL

    link to this | view in thread ]

  66. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 8:58pm

    Re: Re:

    No, a better test is to remove old media and abolish copy'right' and see how these businesses perform. I'm willing to take that gamble because I know very well that they will perform just fine, even better, now that they don't have to endure the cost of policing content.

    The claim that Youtube and others appreciably benefit from infringement is a lie. The overwhelming majority of their content is non-infringing, sure infringement may temporarily make it through every once in a while but it gets removed. and policing that costs money. Youtube and others would be much better off without IP laws and without the need to police content. They make their money off of non-infringing content, to say otherwise is an obvious lie with no backing whatsoever.

    The more you lie the less people will take your pro-IP position seriously. No one, not a single person, including yourself, is fooled by your lies.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  67. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 9:01pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    Abolish IP!!! I want IP abolished. Youtube, Megaupload, and others will do just fine. In fact, it was IP laws that wrongfully took down Megaupload for no good reason, without IP laws Megaupload and Veoh (deemed legal) would still be doing just fine.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  68. identicon
    Mattchoo, 1 Jun 2012 @ 9:13pm

    TOO COMPLICATED FOR GOOGLE???

    I thought it was funny when the female Google rep said at D10 that tracking who owns what copyright on the Internet was "too complicated for Google".

    I didn't think anything was too complicated for Google!

    I agree with what Ari Emmanuel had to say because he represents artists. Let me repeat that. Ari Emmanuel represents artists. Not techies, not Silicon Valley... not anyone else. And this article is clearly written to one and only one audience: techies. While the 'geeks' are inventing the future, the artistic talent have to be able to make a living and feed themselves—today! You need to watch TV today. You need to go to the movies when you want to. You will not be content to wait until a sufficient business model has emerged to see your favourite flick.

    I love technology and innovation as much as anyone else. However, technology which allows widespread access to illegal content has to be brought to heel. Google doesn't care about content creators. They benefit from creators' content being freely available on the Internet, whether legally or illegally whereas the creators do not. Google owns the World's biggest and second biggest search engines. Anyone who believes that Google cannot make a difference in the fight against online piracy is kidding themselves.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  69. icon
    Bob Webster (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 9:21pm

    The U.S. does not have a monopoly on creativity

    "One of our last remaining dominant American exports is our creativity."

    This may be, but it's not because people in the U.S. are any more creative than people elsewhere in the world. It's because the U.S. is losing its other exports. As the tech playing field levels, the U.S. can compete or it can lose.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  70. icon
    techflaws.org (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 9:39pm

    Re:

    Ari, is that you?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  71. icon
    techflaws.org (profile), 1 Jun 2012 @ 9:45pm

    Re: stop helping.

    As the question, so the answer.
    You get out what you put in.
    etc.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  72. identicon
    Rouge Rogue, 1 Jun 2012 @ 10:21pm

    Re: Re:

    the greatest power of the internet so far is to illegally exploit the work of artists, without consent, for profit with impunity, so good job on that! Awesome. "

    No it's not. It's greatest power is communication.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  73. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jun 2012 @ 11:10pm

    Re: TOO COMPLICATED FOR GOOGLE???

    don't you get what google's business is?

    it's delivering what people want.

    when it comes down to it, this is what every business is about.

    if you don't offer something people want (at a price they're willing to pay), you have no business.

    you say google makes money from copyright infringement, but this isn't true, demonstrably, or the disneys of the world would have google in court and win cases against them.

    you say google could do more to help copyright owners. this may be true, though nothing will ever eliminate copyright infringement.

    but that's immaterial - nowhere, in sane discourse on business strategies, is there a suggestion that you are under any obligation to aid another corporation is an utterly unrelated industry.

    why not turn it around to see how absurd this is - hollywood could do a lot more to help google turn a bigger profit, why don t they?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  74. icon
    The Mighty Buzzard (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 12:46am

    Re: Re:

    Did you miss the last quarter of the 20th century? We're not a manufacturing economy anymore. That includes plastic disks.

    Media companies need to start looking into how to become a service industry and they need to do it fifteen years ago.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  75. icon
    The Mighty Buzzard (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 12:47am

    Re: Re:

    Did you miss the last quarter of the 20th century? We're not a manufacturing economy anymore. That includes plastic disks.

    Media companies need to start looking into how to become a service industry and they need to do it fifteen years ago.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  76. icon
    That Anonymous Coward (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 2:08am

    "One of our last remaining dominant American exports is our creativity"

    Toddlers and Tiaras....I think we've run that well dry Ari.
    If this is the pinnacle of American creativity, we are so fucked.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  77. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 3:47am

    Re: Re: Re: No, there is not *equal* genius at Google, Apple, Amazon, etc.

    Good point. It doesn't take awesome memory to find an obscure item if you're the one who hid it in the first place, so using their own bought and paid for loopholes doesn't take much brain power.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  78. icon
    Richard (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 4:18am

    Re: TOO COMPLICATED FOR GOOGLE???

    I agree with what Ari Emmanuel had to say because he represents artists.

    Better to form your opinions on the basis of evidence and logic.

    the artistic talent have to be able to make a living and feed themselves—today!

    They can get ordinary jobs like everyone else - no one has the right to make a living in a particular way.

    You need to go to the movies when you want to. You will not be content to wait until a sufficient business model has emerged to see your favourite flick.

    No I don't need any of that - if I want it then there are mechanisms now in place to fund it upfront. I am very willing to donate generously to any project that aims to create new content for unencumbered distribution.

    However, technology which allows widespread access to illegal content
    It is only illegal because of a set of antiquated laws that were built around the technology of 300 years ago. They make as much sense as the red flag act.

    has to be brought to heel.

    Sorry - it cannot be "brought to heel" without crippling the technology in ways that will create collateral damage in much more important industries.

    Anyone who believes that Google cannot make a difference in the fight against online piracy is kidding themselves.

    Anyone who believes that they could do it without damaging themselves and the other 99% of the economy that uses their service it is a fool and anyone who believes that the collateral damage is acceptable is selfish beyond belief.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  79. icon
    Anonymous Coward of Esteemed Trolling (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 4:21am

    BUT

    "Toddlers and Tiaras" is very creative.

    Studies have show that...
    "Toddlers and Tiaras" creates over 9000 Paedos every year.


    Just don't try to export that shit over to Europe. We don't want it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  80. icon
    PaulT (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 6:08am

    Re: Re: Re:

    "It's greatest power is communication."

    I'd go further - its ONLY power is communication. That's literally all it is. These morons just don't like what people are communicating, despite the fact that such communication existed long before Tim Berners-Lee decided to create HTML...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  81. icon
    PaulT (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 6:21am

    Re: Re:

    "censorship"

    Insert Inigo Montoya quote here...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  82. icon
    PaulT (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 6:24am

    Re: Re:

    He reminds me of those anti-gay conservatives who keep complaining about having things rammed down their throats... suspicious to say the least...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  83. icon
    PaulT (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 6:27am

    Re:

    "The problem? Nobody is showing more value."

    I value Hulu, Netflix, Pandora, Amazon Video, Sky Player, iPlayer, etc. more than I did the VHS recorder. The problem is I'm literally not allowed to pay for them.

    "Thrashing around randomly hoping for someone to pay the bills isn't a way forward."

    Yes, the content industry do need to stop this...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  84. identicon
    alternatives(), 2 Jun 2012 @ 7:04am

    Hey Ari, lets have that conversation

    And we can start with you submitting you and your family to an audit of the IP you have and make sure you've paid for it all, like a good citizen.

    Same for the staff you have under you and their family.

    If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear from it....right?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  85. icon
    Lowestofthekeys (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 7:33am

    Re: TOO COMPLICATED FOR GOOGLE???

    "Anyone who believes that Google cannot make a difference in the fight against online piracy is kidding themselves."

    Oh they can, the question is...should they? Ari dashed to pieces the street analogy, saying it was "bad." However, that was it, he didn't explain why it was a bad analogy, therefore the analogy still stands for Google.

    Besides, they've given the RIAA tools to combat piracy, yet they're either too lazy or too stupid to use them.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  86. icon
    The eejit (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 8:44am

    Re: BUT

    They tries, it almost got people extradited to britain. And considering we can't even get terorists extradited...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  87. identicon
    Dutch Ben, 2 Jun 2012 @ 11:49am

    Posting from The Netherlands (Europe)...

    In Europe the debate is being followed with both interest and concern. Concern over things like ACTA, which are negotiated in secret upon the US's request and the 'external experts', according to released documents through an 'Law on Public Administration'-request, were just Hollywood and Silicon Valley representatives. Concern over things like CISPA, which obliges companies in the US to give private data to the US government on request - but that would then include possibly European data due to the presence of a lot of the bigger servers in the US.
    Concern because the US keeps on trying to push laws through the system which the most in Europe view as trying to keep aging business models (especially of the music- and movie-industries) intact - which isn't appreciated no respected.
    Interest because the US people have shown to resist to laws that just fit fine in Orwell's 1984. Why would this affect Europe? Our politicians want to follow in a lot of cases the practices of the US, forgetting the differences that there are between especially mainland Europe and the US.

    Regards

    link to this | view in thread ]

  88. icon
    The eejit (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 3:11pm

    Re: Re: Re: Proof!

    Did you lose your shiny metall ass for an airhorn?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  89. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 2 Jun 2012 @ 3:34pm

    Both Ari and his brother Rahm are like hemorrhoids: they're both pains in the ass. They also talk out of their asses, too.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  90. icon
    silverscarcat (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 6:15pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Proof!

    He lost it in the chamber of understanding.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  91. icon
    silverscarcat (profile), 2 Jun 2012 @ 6:19pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    Fork! Me can't eat soup! Auuuurrtgh!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRLHXNBqi9s

    link to this | view in thread ]

  92. identicon
    D. Rea, 3 Jun 2012 @ 6:43am

    The impossibility of control

    The basic problem is that people like Ari think there are only two kinds of consumers, "pirates" and honest, paying folk. But the reality is that the vast majority of people belong in a grey area in the middle: they're willing to do the right thing, but first and foremost they want convenience.

    The dilemma is that the harder they try to make "piracy" by using technology, the less convenient honesty becomes, so they end up driving more people to copyright infringement.

    Furthermore, their goal is quixotic: unless they are willing to just not release creative content to the public, eventually a digital copy will be made, and then it's game over. As long as there is just a single "pirate" remaining, all the people annoyed by inconvenience will end up not paying.

    Trying to vilify this behavior will have no impact.

    Hollywood can either accept this fairly simple reality and try accomodate it, or continue trying to pretend it is otherwise, and therefore continue alienating their customers and making themselves look like the Bad Guys in all this.

    link to this | view in thread ]


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