Exxon Hates Free Speech
from the and-probably-the-streisand-effect-too dept
The EFF alerts us to the news that oil giant Exxon hasn't quite figured out how this whole internet thing works, and is trying to stop TV stations from running a satirical ad mocking Exxon by claiming that Exxon Hates Your Children.The letter is somewhat amusingly serious in its response to obviously ridiculous statements that no one could possibly take seriously.
“Here at Exxon we hate your children.” – Factually incorrect and cannot be substantiated.Also could be written "Here at Exxon we don't understand satire." No one looks at that ad and thinks that it's a legitimate ad supporting Exxon. No one looks at that ad and says "oh yeah, Exxon hates children, now it's official!"
Exxon then goes on for seven whole paragraphs giving explanations for why they really don't hate your children. Seriously. Seven paragraphs. Because they think someone out there really thought that the ad was telling the truth? And, of course, all this silly censorship campaign has created is a hell of a lot more (global and domestic) interest into what's effectively a story that's mostly dead on arrival for most publications. But now that it's a story about censorship, it's already getting more press attention and views on the campaign... making sure a lot more people see this fake ad about Exxon hating children.
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Filed Under: free speech, streisand effect
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Why does Exxon hate my children?
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Rebuttal without chilling
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Govt hates the next generation
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*ahem*
‘You dumbass!’
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Moron in a hurry test.
Tough luck for the morons.
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"It's completely over the top," so I suspect it's a plant,
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Re: "It's completely over the top," so I suspect it's a plant,
Problem is you, hasn't_got_a_clue. You've repeatedly demonstrated your lack of intelligence, while Mike has been able to do the exact opposite.
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"They will never suspect what I'm going to say next" he chortles, "In fact, not even I can suspect what it will be, because it will be completely out_of_the_blue!"
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Re: "It's completely over the top," so I suspect it's a plant,
Trolling troll seeks validation in in rants against.
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Re: "It's completely over the top," so I suspect it's a plant,
Note: the above also works for the vegetable meaning of 'plant' too
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This is not satire
I suggest Exxon just own up to this truth. That would remove the parody defense. (But since fact is absolute defense against libel, it puts us in different territory.)
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/1984
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The funniest part
Even if it is defamatory, it's certainly not defamatory toward any of Exxon's employees, let alone their families. I find it pretty sad and hilarious that Exxon is using their employees and the families as a kind of human shield.
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Now hold on...
Despite their recent public service ads for Common Core Curriculum, a very compelling case can be made that Exxon hates children and other living things.
In their defense however, it's completely clear that Exxon absolutely loves, covets and adores profits, though maybe a little more than is healthy. At least for the rest of us (and our children).
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No, I look at that ad and think "Someone finally has the courage to tell the truth about Exxon."
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Take it Babs!
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Speak for yourself. I don't call that communism.
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I'm pretty sure that Pinochet or other quality extreme right-wing South American dictators did much the same thing. Heck, even some churches have been known to do this, on threat of eternal damnation, and/or being burned alive now...
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Some people really do believe
This letter is written for the crazy at the grocery store getting us to sign a petition for something we have already researched and know is perfectly fine. This letter is written for the person who actually believes CSI uses real, currently available technology in the show and asks the Judge why so and so wasn't done while they are in a sitting Jury trial. This letter is for every troll who believes by posting something on the Internet you are somehow violating someones IP.
In short: There are really stupid people out there who believe that satire is true if placed in a commercial. If I were Exxon I would also be releasing commercials that show employee's with their kids at the plant being playful and cheery.
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Re: Some people really do believe
I think it should be one or the other. Forcing someone else to say something they don't want to (though it happens) should be a clear violation of the 1st amendment. Either the video is defamatory and can be suppressed, or it isn't and Exxon has no legal recourse.
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