Facebooking Woman Takes A Long Walk Off A Short Pier
from the status-update:-wet dept
The stories of people paying such rapt attention to their phones or GPS have somehow tapered off lately. There was a rash of them a while back, what with people falling into manholes or ending up on the wrong side of a continent, but we've been suspiciously without such an occurrence for some time. Did the general population somehow uniformly raise their IQ points a few notches? Did tech companies build in some kind of idiot-proof safeguard? Did one of our esteemed pharmaceutical companies develop a stupid vaccination?
Well, if any of that has indeed happened, it must not have hit Australia, where one woman decided to see if she could play out a 1950's insult in today's time by taking a long walk off a short pier. The culprit in this mishap is her smart phone and that damned Facebook app.
Senior Constable Dean Kelly of the water police said officers found her floating metres from the pier.See, that cute picture of her niece's friend's dog eating a lovely veal shank she'd cooked that night was too important to peer away from, resulting in one too many steps on a pier and a whole lot of wet. Now, I'm no expert, but it would seem to me that if I couldn't swim, the place where I'd be most interested in paying attention to my surroundings would be on an ocean pier. Also, if this is how this non-swimming woman behaved in this setting, what level of oblivious does she reach when she's going about her normal day.
"She was still out in the water laying on her back in a floating position because she told us later that she couldn't swim," the Australian Broadcasting Corporation quoted him as saying. "She still had her mobile phone in her hand and initially she apologised... she said 'I was checking my Facebook page on the phone and I've fallen in'."
Still, if you were worried about that phone of hers, fear not.
Victoria police, meanwhile, said in a statement that there was no need for a lost property report because the woman "kept hold of her mobile phone throughout the entire ordeal".That's the kind of dedication that is sorely lacking in the world today. Especially amongst those that should probably be exempted from the gene pool.
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That can't be right...
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Not only will most of our animals kill you either slowly and painfully or quick and easy, some of the locals are still silly enough to try and do it themselves!
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I love it here.
As for this woman... had to be a Victorian LOL
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Would that also explain darryl's origins?
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at least there is an antivenom for the Sydney Funnel Web Spider. http://www.animalcorner.co.uk/venanimals/ven_spidbrazwand.html
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Old beer commercial pun... revisited...
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Here it is
http://www.techdirt.com/blog/wireless/articles/20110121/03491612760/woman-threatening-to-sue-mall- because-mall-video-captured-her-text-and-walking-into-fountain.shtml
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PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR COMMENT IS PURE COMEDY!
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...and i'm going on with my life in
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nominee?
going off the pier while checking her FB page and not knowing how to swim...
can anyone double check if that's even feasible for the nominee?
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Human stupidity knows no frontiers!
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Welcome to life.
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Natural selection is working just as much now as ever. It selects for those traits that are best adapted to the environment in which the species is operating. Things like medical care, etc., do not stop natural selection, they merely change the environment and so change the traits being selected.
Natural selection defines "weak" as "poorly adapted to the environment" and "strong" as "well adapted to the environment." In the right setting, a pasty, physically underdeveloped, asthmatic nerd can be the strongest.
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In addition to what John said, humanity is evolving faster now than it has in the past.
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How many people took long walks off of short piers even just 100 years ago?!!
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Most tourist type piers have railings. The railing is a convenient place to carve up your bait and it helps you remain standing when you're pissed.
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Most piers do not have railings.
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But I have to add that there was one difference between this and most of the other "distracted by tech" stories I've read. In this case, at least the woman just came right out and admitted she screwed up. She didn't blame the tech, or her unfamiliarity with the area, or the sun in her eyes, or the government for putting an ocean right where people are going to stumble over it by accident. How often do you see people doing that these days?
She also didn't panic when she fell in, but did the best thing she could, lie still and wait for rescue. Training or natural aplomb? I'm somewhat impressed either way.
Sure, laugh at her mistake. But give her credit, she handled it well and owned up. If she hadn't, you'd have made fun of her attempts to shift the blame. Since she did, credit where credit is due, please.
El Reg
http://m.theregister.co.uk/2013/12/19/omfg_i_like_fell_into_shark_infested_waters_while_looking_a t_facebook/ in case I screwed that up, no preview feature in Techdirt Mobile.
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waterproof phone
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