Crazy Amazon Seller Threatens the Wrath of Scientology on People Who Give Negative Feedback
from the xenu-would-be-proud dept
I have to admit, I'm kind of thankful the Church of Scientology exists. I mean, between their inability to photoshop their own rallies and their dedication to using IP laws to simultaneously silence criticism while Streisanding themselves into internet oblivion, the jokes practically write themselves. I personally know this, because whenever I see that a close friend or family member is having a bad day, I simply tap them on the shoulder, say "Church of Scientology", and then we both laugh and move on with a much better, funnier day. For me, it's the futility of it all that is so hilarious, and I'll be Xenu'd if they just can't keep making the same mistakes.Take the story Rich Kulawiec writes us about, for instance. It apparently starts with a hapless Amazon seller called Hannah's Attic And Place accidentally offering his wares for pennies on the dollar due to an errant youngster. When some customers placed orders, they were subsequently informed that the pricing had been a mistake. This grated upon one buyer, who complained in the reviews section. And then the complainer found out that the seller was a hardy little David-Miscaviage-in-training, with all the awesome threatening behavior one would expect from such a person.
My favorite part about this letter is how it goes from zero to crazy in less than a hundred words. "First, let me apologize. Then let me tell you all about the horrific things I'm going to do to you for having an opinion!" Delightful. Here's what's most fun about this: despite nobody knowing for sure that this seller is a Scientology whackjob, despite nobody having any actual confirmation that a simple online review has resulted in attention from the infamous SeaOrg buckets of crazy, that organization has made themselves such a wonderful caricature that it all just might be possible. After all, we can be damned sure that Scientology has unleashed horrific evils on all of us before.
Now, while the seller has since gone to some lengths to delete everything they could from Amazon, one would think that both Amazon and law enforcement would be quite interested in folks threatening buyers. After all, the Church of Scientology might have many celebrities, and regular folks, constantly filling their coffers in exchange for having someone twist their thetans or whatever, but they've tangled with the U.S. government before and got a nice black eye over it. And to really incur retribution in America, making waves for a billion dollar corporation like Amazon ain't gonna win you any favors, either.
In the meantime, Hannah's Attic And Place (we must not forget about the place!) and their threats have gone viral, Streisanding around the interwebz to make sure everyone knows what jerks they are. That's so much more effective than the simple negative review they were trying to get taken down in the first place. Oh, Scientology, never stop being crazy.
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What could go wrong?
Still, you have to be pretty mentally deficient to belong to that group in the first place, so I'm sure he was just too clueless to realize that his army of '300' would be vastly outnumbered by the thousands of people who would hear about his laughable threat.
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Bring it on!
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Also one has to wonder if this IS the Scientology account if they are reporting the income and such correctly.
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In The Netherlands, Scientology lost a court case over claimed copyright that appeared on a Dutch website. It exposes the inner workings of the church, what it's real ethics are, and how it operates. This data was sought to be denied public viewing by Scientology. The court ruled the website was lawful and the data could stay up.
Lots of this data is old data. But they have been really busy trying to remove current info on them. When you go to looking for current data, that's a pretty skimpy record. That tells me they are actively trying to censor the data that goes out to the public.
I'll be surprised if some of their nutjobs don't show up here.
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L.Ron Hubbard further detailed how cult members should treat critics of Scientology: "May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist", "May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed." -- and even set up a secret "dirty tricks department" within his so-called church to carry out these policies.
The story of Scientology has always fascinated me. Hubbard was not just a lying con-man, but an evil genius whose lust for wealth was matched by his obsessive vindictiveness.
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Oh that would be hilarious, the posters here would have a riot of a time tearing them to pieces. Christian, Catholic, Muslim, Pastafarian, Athiest... if Scientology has one upside to it, it's that it brings people together in a shared sense of (well deserved) mockery and laughter.
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As Techdirt allows guest posting, it would seem more-easily astroturfed than sites that require registration and monitor user history.
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As for L Ron Hubbard, well at the end he pretty much got what he deserved, he got 'LRONDED' by his own religion. His will was change from leaving everything to his family to leaving everything to the cult and it's insiders and don't you by very strange circumstance he dropped dead the very next day after the will was changed.
The Scientology of course took special note to protect and serve the L Ron Hubbard family, psychologically enslaving them to ensure no challenges to the will, living the asthmatic dwarf and a bunch of lawyers to take over.
I leave you to guess whether that psychopath was a true believer or one of the spawn of those lawyer insiders.
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What would you people do with yourselves...
Here's the thing. The scientology lady was right. She/They made a simple mistake and this dumb bitch "vomited up" negative feedback. I don't blame her/them for getting angry.
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Not related to OOTB in any way?> nah.. even he isn't that thick
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so basically having a degree in comparative religion isn't necessary.. having a degree in egotistical cultish narcissists would be better when dealing with Scientology though.
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The point is that when you make every little thing that they do a big production, it tends to make you seem like big drama queens.
You are the beliebers of scientology.
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What about the dumb bitch who left the negative review? She is just allowed to continue being a hysterical whack job?
Here's the thing. The scientology lady was right. She/They made a simple mistake and this dumb bitch "vomited up" negative feedback. I don't blame her/them for getting angry.
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The founders feared the dumb masses just as the Romans did, and that's why they established a country where we were ruled laws not men.
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what - an - attention - whore.
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But because it is a "religion" --a designation earned by busting the IRS's budget with thousands of simultaneous lawsuits [perhaps aided by digging up dirt and blackmailing the IRS commissioner] -- the government refuses to step in and stop the abuses.
Well, at least the forced abortions have stopped, we're told, and pregnant staff members are now allowed to give birth ... after being expelled.
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ooooooh... foreigners!
I'm also not European...
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Though I probably know a fair bit more about the law, diversity, equality, and natural rights than you claim to. And calling your fellow citizens 'the dumb masses' makes you even more of an idiot than anything you have said previously.
But hey.. keep digging.. you amuse me greatly
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My bad.. I forgot..
carry on
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Re: trolls vs clams
Scientologists are forbidden from reading "entheta" (their word for criticism about Scientology) or participating in internet discussion boards and are routinely questioned about it while hooked up to a crude lie-detector they call an e-meter. So while the number of Scientologists in the world is more than sufficient to swamp any online discussion, they don't. The posts defending Scientology (or attempting to derail critical discussions) are made by a very small group of Scientologists pre-approved for such work.
You'll notice that Scientology defenders (OSA operatives; the only ones permitted to confront "entheta") never respond directly to the topic. It's almost as if they never read it. That's because they haven't -- they're not allowed to, nor do they have the time.
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Madness? This is Scientology *Kicks*
And Tom Cruise is a shit actor.
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Being a hysterical whack job leaving negative reviews is allowed.
Threatening someone the way it was done in that email is not.
Or rather: You might threaten someone that way, but don't be surprised when it comes back like a boomerang.
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Is this a threat of violence used in order to scare someone into doing exactly what you ask? The answer to this question is yes.
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Wacky Timing
Just curious(er)...was it all a horrible coinkidink, or did the Church of Squashology (Hubbard-lovers) just DoS TD?
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Here's what I'd have done
Dear Customer
Unfortunately, the prices listed on the Amazon website for our products were incorrect. We are currently working to rectify this situation, but in the meantime, are pleased to offer you a discount of a third of the official price on each of the products you selected as a goodwill gesture if you still wish to go through with your order.
Yours sincerely, Hannah's Attic and Place.
How many complaints you think the guy would have got if he'd just written something like the above to customers who'd placed orders before all this kicked off? Customer Service: it ain't just for corporations.
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That is what the new spread sheet was supposed to be used for. Income reporting @ pennies on the dollar.
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The Problem I see with scientology (outside of their batshit crazy story that is shameful example of how NOT to write science fiction is their infiltration of large companies, media and in some cases politics. they need to be removed from positions of influence, to prevent them from causing more damage.
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Yes, CoS tactics are reprehensible, including their infiltration of the government and corporations.
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They would also be highlighted for their incredible stupidity in the treatment of their paying customers. To claim that you are being singled out because it's Scientology only adds to the stupidity.
Here's some examples:
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so, not wanting to give the scum any clicky-clicks...
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They apologized and explained why the mistake was made. They were very gracious about the matter, but this stupid whore decides to leave negative feedback.
Good for them, perhaps that infantile little poop head will think twice before ruining someone's reputation in the future.
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about the letter
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Now here's a Deathmatch I'd like to watch...
In the immortal words of Mills Lane...
"Let's get it on!"
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As they should. So far so good.
They were very gracious about the matter...
Well, except for being threatening douchbags about the negative review. That's a perfect example of how not to do customer service really.
...but this stupid whore decides to leave negative feedback.
And it is her prerogative to give her opinion. Just like it's my prerogative to give my opinion of you and your comments - you are being an even a bigger douchbag for supporting this type of behavior from anyone, let alone someone who wants my business.
Good for them, perhaps that infantile little poop head will think twice before ruining someone's reputation in the future.
Hannah's Attic And Place has done that all by themselves. One negative review isn't anything very notable at all. On the other hand, threatening people who post a negative review is very newsworthy. Don't blame the user because Hannah's Attic And Place reacted in the worst possible way and ruined their reputation all on their own.
Side Note: You may want to curtail your insults of this person who posted the review. Your comments are bordering on libelous. Just some friendly advice.
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A negative review does not "ruin someone's reputation". Never has, never will.
Responding to a negative review by whackjob threats from "Scientology OSA" is what will definitely ruin someone's reputation. They did it to themselves.
Of course, Scientologists cannot and will not see this, and that's good - more entertainment for the rest of us.
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"A mistake was made. Twenty purchases were made before mistake was caught. Most realized it was a mistake and accepted the apology, except you..."
Not verbatim.
It appears an apology was offered then this person posted a rant giving a bad review because the apology was not good enough.
In btrussell Country, both parties are coonts.
Want to buy a picture of an xbox for $500? Or should I assume something that sells for thousands is actually being sold for $1?
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Did you just use a 3-year-old's insult? I guess you told her. ROFLOL! She must be really scared now.
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Crazy people shouldn't be sellers
He was doing so well with the first few paragraphs- just apologize for the mistake and nicely ask the customer to forgive it and remove the bad review.
But then he goes crazy with threats... and from the look of the screen shot, it seems like this was a *public* posting? What kind of crazy is that? Why didn't he at least send that in a private e-mail?
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In common terms this would be considered a bait and switch in most cases. Other large companies that have had similar issues have dealt with things in their own ways, some honor the deals even though they are losing money to preserver their customer friendly reputation, others who don't care about their reputation refuse to honor the deals and they deal with the negative publicity from those customers who are not happy about things.
As to the deals being offered being "pennies on the dollar", while most people would understand that this is probably a mistake (like the airline flights that were sold for less than $10 when the airlines had issues), some people may have just assumed that this was the "Scientology firesale... everything must go before the religion/cult/organization/group shut down for good" (or they may have been hoping this was the case).
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It's clearly a mistake and not a bait-and-switch scheme. In cases like this, the advertiser has zero obligation -- legally or ethically -- to adhere to the mistaken terms. Indeed, most don't. I see flyers all the time in grocery stores about erroneous advertised prices and how the store won't be honoring them.
The person who wrote the review was a nutjob, there's no question about it. However, just like if you hold a floodlight right next to a candle means you won't see the candle, the luminosity of the seller's nutjobbery is so much greater that the reviewer is, in comparison, of no importance whatsoever.
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Heck, you could say that about gay activists.
Not gay people, gay activists. They're the worst.
I am fairly confident that this post will arouse some pretty hysterical responses.
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It's like a mania or something. You are obsessed with them.
I bet you assholes are now going to Amazon to leave negative reviews. That's called libel.
I hope at least one or two of you gets caught and sued.
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Oh wait, it's 'Murica, land of shooting people for texting and throwing popcorn.
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... in our mutual loathing and/or mocking.
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Yeah, no. You do not threaten violence in response to someone's harmless (even if hysterical or absurd) speech.
How is a silly review evil? Particularly in comparison to an implied threat of bodily or financial 'destruction'.
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I'm thinking they don't need one to state their opinion on the matter.
And while I don't have a degree relating to religion or philosophy, I *do* have a solid understanding of both the scientific method and proper validation, and Scientology is full of bullshit pretending to be scientific.
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So the seller is kinda risking *their* life, in a manner of speaking.
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"California cops Taser deaf man, beat him into unconsciousness as he tries to use sign language"
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/california-cops-taser-deaf-man-unconscious-communi cate-article-1.1618103
Time to start setting the example. Top down.
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Perfect Amazon Item for sending to the Seller
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BTW, do you know who the 3 largest mass murderers were in the last 100+ years? Not a Christian among them. I guess you non-Christians are just swell people?
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Nope, no fear in Christianity!
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