MPAA Targets New Anti-Piracy Ads... At People Who Already Paid To Go See Movies

from the strategery! dept

There's that old joke that you've probably heard (in part because we've mentioned it in other contexts), about the drunk man searching for his keys under a streetlight, while admitting that he lost them further down the street. When asked why he's looking over by the light instead, he says "because that's where the light is." People even refer to this as the streetlight effect. And you can see it in all sorts of odd places.

Here, for example, is the MPAA, the guardian of Hollywood's old way of doing business, launching a big new "anti-piracy ad campaign" by... advertising to the people who already paid to see movies in the theater:
The “I Make Movies” videos, which will run in 300 AMC theater locations and a handful of regional chains, spotlights the movie workers behind-the-scenes: a costume illustrator, seamstress, picture car coordinator, carpenter, and set designer.
These spots will be showing in theaters across the country, because that's exactly what people who just paid huge sums of money to watch a movie want to see: an extra commercial before the film they paid to see telling them them to stop being dirty pirates, with the usual claptrap about all of the poor workers that piracy impacts (leaving aside that those people aren't paid based on movie revenue...).

It's the streetlight effect all over again. The incompetent and ineffective Chris Dodd-run MPAA feels the need to do something, so they fall back on the same old game plan:
"Hey, let's advertise to try to make people feel guilty!"

"That's never worked before despite us trying for decades."

"This time it will work! It must work! Because they must all feel guilty! And once they see how guilty they should really feel, they'll stop pirating! Because I have no other ideas!"

"Okay, but where will we best place these advertisements to reach the right people?"

"I've got that one all planned out! We'll get them in the best possible spot: in the movie theaters! The theaters will show those ads for free and we've got a real captive audience!"

"But it's a captive audience who has already shown that they're willing to pay. Why should we advertise to them?"

"Didn't you hear me!?!? It's a captive audience and the theaters will let us do it for free! Piracy is solved!"
Good luck, guys. Once again, if you're looking for better ideas, maybe fire the content protection team, and hire some folks who actually get the internet.
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  1. icon
    Ninja (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 6:20am

    I anxiously look forward the next iteration of "You wouldn't download a car" satires.

    Ahem.

    They forgot grocery stores in their adds. The incompetency.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. icon
    Violynne (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 7:01am

    The only thing I feel guilty about is handing over $8.00 per ticket only to be greeted with Pepsi ads and this wonderful message, appearing moments before the movie (finally) starts:

    "IT IS UNLAWFUL TO RECORD THIS MOTION PICTURE. VIDEO DEVICES CONTAINING RECORDING IS PROHIBITED DURING FILMING. THIS INCLUDES CELL PHONES. IF YOU ARE CAUGHT USING A DEVICE WITH RECORDING, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO LEAVE THE THEATER AND ARE SUBJECT TO PROSECUTION UNDER FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW."

    Yes, in caps. It stayed on screen for no less than 3 minutes.

    I'd rather see the laughable FBI logo.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. identicon
    Hans, 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:18am

    Propaganda

    It's clearly not meant to discourage piracy, it's meant to make the general public sympathize with the plight of these poor workers and support ever more draconian copyright laws.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. icon
    That Anonymous Coward (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:18am

    Did you ever think they are trying to drive more people to piracy by doing obviously insane things like this?
    Pirates don't get punished with stern talking before they can watch the movie they paid for.

    I think the MPAA goal is to try and get a Fed bailout, and the right to execute people who infringe copyright.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  5. icon
    Vincent Clement (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:23am

    Re:

    It's interesting that at no point does the RIAA or movie studio every THANK people for paying to see the movie or for buying the DVD or digital file.

    Even a used car salesman will shake your hand when you buy a vehicle.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. icon
    Roger Strong (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:28am

    Looking at all the film industry tax credits, I'm tempted to make an "I Pay Taxes" video.

    link to this | view in thread ]

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    Rightbackatcha, 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:29am

    HA! Pirate Mike and Techdirt delivers its PRO-PIRACY message to pirates!

    Sheesh. While jeering at MPAA preaching to the choir, you are BLIND to your own actions.

    But HUGE difference: MPAA makes stuff and supports labor. you pirates make nothing and support no one.



    Let's see, what is this? Eight attempt to get in? Masnick has turned the blocking up a notch.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  8. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:32am

    How much s aimed at piracy, and how much is aimed at getting people to avoid exploring legal downloads from independent producers?
    As far as the MPAA is concerned they are equally bad, and confusing the issue is to their advantage.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  9. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:35am

    Re: Propaganda

    ...it's meant to make the general public sympathize with the plight of these poor workers and support ever more draconian copyright laws...

    Forget copyright laws. If the public knew how many hours those folks work per day/week and have to be on call, they'd support more draconian labor laws.

    (And I'm not talking about the talents in front of the camera.)

    link to this | view in thread ]

  10. icon
    CK20XX (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:43am

    Re: HA! Pirate Mike and Techdirt delivers its PRO-PIRACY message to pirates!

    Oh hey, the court jester is back.

    I don't mind getting reported along with him. I know you're not supposed to feed the trolls, but this guy's posts are just so lost in their own insanity that they're so entertaining to read. Do people not listen to Coast To Coast AM for the same reason?

    link to this | view in thread ]

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    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:44am

    Nice to see that real people, not monolithic studios, are the ones who help in the creation of movies. The process is far more than using just a camera to record images and sounds, and then editing with some software tools.

    Frankly, I rather doubt there is anything the movie industry could do to satisfy the deep seated animus regularly exhibited here short of totally disclaiming and abandoning reliance upon the longstanding body of law we refer to as copyright law.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  12. identicon
    Baron von Robber, 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:47am

    Re: HA! Pirate Mike and Techdirt delivers its PRO-PIRACY message to pirates!

    Thus spoketh, the Village Idiot.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  13. identicon
    David, 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:48am

    Next time I go to the supermarket

    I expect the cashier to lecture each customer in the queue for a minute how shoplifting is harming the grocers.

    While the actual shoplifters can leave the shop without all that hassle.

    This is going to be such a revenue booster.

    Maybe with some groping included for all those who line up at the register? So that they feel they are doing their duty for combatting shoplifting?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  14. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:50am

    Re: HA! Pirate Mike and Techdirt delivers its PRO-PIRACY message to pirates!

    Another corporate shill,we can trace your UP to RIAA' s office.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  15. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:50am

    Re: Re: HA! Pirate Mike and Techdirt delivers its PRO-PIRACY message to pirates!

    I confess. I do expand every reported post hoping it is his work. I have always wondered why he never created an account. While mostly crazy, his post do generate a lot of responses.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  16. identicon
    JustShutUpAndObey, 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:58am

    Re: Propaganda

    Yes. And it seeks to accomplish this by pissing off the people who are waiting impatiently for the damn movie they paid to see to finally start.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  17. identicon
    Colin, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:00am

    From the site:

    "Each year, and this year in particular, audiences flock to theaters to see incredible stories told on the big screen."

    Translated:

    "Hey, a ton of people still go to the movies! This year in particular! But let's keep pretending that piracy is ruining us!"

    link to this | view in thread ]

  18. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:01am

    Re: Re: Propaganda

    Remember the Simpsons have done that.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  19. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:01am

    Thanks for the update.

    For a short time I watched very old moves, the one I like, on U-Tube but then I realizes that even though copy right on these moves had elapsed years ago there was always some one who would claim other wise and send a demand letter threatening a $1,500 claim per view. I can not afford that. It would bankrupt me and put me in the poor house so I stopped watching anything on any service, paid or free.

    With theater movies one pays up front but with facial recognition software and a decent database it is not hard to imagine someone putting the two together and sending demand letters. Consequently no more paid movies even when there is something worth seeing.

    The question I have is should I get rid of the internet connection? It cost $50 per month with out demand letters plus the risk of receiving some. Does the return of convenience and pleasure justify the risk of bankruptcy and starvation?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  20. icon
    DannyB (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:06am

    A dozen things the Movie Industy could do

    > Frankly, I rather doubt there is anything the movie industry could
    > do to satisfy the deep seated animus regularly exhibited here short of
    > totally disclaiming and abandoning reliance upon the longstanding
    > body of law we refer to as copyright law.


    You are wrong. But you are too blind to see it.

    Here are a dozen things the movie industry could do.

    1. Quit focusing on Google which has absolutely nothing to do with piracy.
    2. Go after actual infringers. With proof. Using due process. You know, the site hosting infringing content. Free Clue: if you take those down, then those sites don't appear in Google. (and other search engines!)
    3. Quit trying to use copyright as a censorship tool.
    4. Quit trying to create laws the impose liability upon everyone except the actual infringers.
    5. Try making movies that I actually want to see. (There is exactly one movie this summer that I am interested in seeing -- this is the first time in several years. This new stupid anti-piracy ad for three minutes is giving me 2nd thoughts.)
    6. If you want to actually help the hard working people you feature in your anti piracy ad, then get rid of Hollywood Accounting.
    7. Quit complaining about the Creative Commons license.
    8. If I buy a DVD (or CD) I should own either a piece of plastic that costs virtually nothing to produce, or I should own a licensed copy that allows me to very cheaply replace the worn piece of plastic. Or have reasonable backup policies. Most people are honest. But you'll never see this.
    9. Quit trying to destroy the public domain. Quit trying to re-copyright it.
    10. Quit extending copyright.
    11. In short, quit abusing copyright.
    12. Quit trolling TechDirt

    Extra freebie:

    13. Get your head out of the sand. Quit being stuck in the past. See the future. Technology is your friend. It always has been historically even when you fought it kicking and screaming.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  21. icon
    Roger Strong (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:09am

    Re: Next time I go to the supermarket

    Shoplifting would be solved by now - and Les Misérables would be a tad more cheerful - if early 19th century theatre opened with "You wouldn't steal a loaf of bread, would you?"

    link to this | view in thread ]

  22. icon
    DannyB (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:12am

    Re:

    Getting rid of the internet is unlikely to prevent you from receiving demand letters from agents* of copyright holders.

    Also cessation of breathing and heart beat is unlikely to keep you from receiving demand letters.

    * or someone who merely claims to be an agent but in fact does not represent the copyright holder

    link to this | view in thread ]

  23. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:14am

    I don't usually go to the movies but I still wanted to see what these commercials are about, so I clicked the links.

    "This content is not available in your region."

    Huh, I guess they only want people in the United States to stop pirating.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  24. icon
    radix (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:24am

    Actually, this makes sense.

    Although they would never say it out loud, this is a tacit admission of what smart people have been saying for years: Movie pirates are movie fans.

    I don't know about the film side, but there were lots of studies on music piracy that found people who downloaded music also spent way more buying music. I would suspect the same is true for movies.

    In other words, the people in the theater (or at least some percentage of them) are the exact same people who download movies. The stereotype of the loner in his parents' basement who never pays for a movie because they're all online just doesn't really exist, and the MPAA knows it.

    It's an awareness campaign for the NEXT film the viewer wants to see. Watch it in the theater instead of getting it in other ways.

    Based on the MPAA's public comments, the move may not make much sense, but based on what they actually know to be true, it's perfectly sensible.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  25. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:24am

    Went to movies for the first time in along time this weekend. There was 26 minutes of crap (after the advertised start) before the movie actually started

    link to this | view in thread ]

  26. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:26am

    Re: A dozen things the Movie Industy could do

    Well said, I agree with you that this is the first year in many that there is a movie coming out I want to see.

    I have not been to the theaters for years due to only crap movies coming out, if they made better movies more would go to see them.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  27. identicon
    Bengie, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:26am

    Re:

    "They forgot grocery stores in their adds."
    You wouldn't grown you own food, would you?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  28. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:27am

    Re:

    Frankly, I doubt you're actually interested in anything but your silly little straw man.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  29. icon
    crade (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:28am

    I think the article is somewhat off base. Not that trying to stop piracy by advertising isn't stupid in general, but the idea that people who pirate movies and people who pay for movies are two separate groups is incorrect in my experience. Everyone I've ever known who pirates movies also pays to go see movies, particularly in the theater where you are paying for the experience and not the movie

    link to this | view in thread ]

  30. identicon
    Sunhawk, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:35am

    Re:

    > I anxiously look forward the next iteration of "You wouldn't download a car" satires.

    I imagine the reaction being, well, like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHdhS2AiZ6A

    link to this | view in thread ]

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    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:36am

    Mike Masnick really hates artists.

    Did you know he blames the MPAA for the EU's antitrust lawsuit against Google? When it was actually other companies like Yelp and Trip Advisor that complained about Google's evil behavior?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  32. icon
    crade (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:39am

    Re: Actually, this makes sense.

    Don't give them too much credit now..
    Just because pirates are also paying customers doesn't mean it actually makes sense. You have still got to take into account that they are antagonizing their paying customers and simultaneously making the experience less enjoyable for them after they have already paid through the nose to be there to watch the film.

    link to this | view in thread ]

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    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:39am

    Re: Re:

    Apparently you both forgot to stay in school to learn how to spell.

    That's why you live in your parent's basement playing video games and stealing music.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  34. icon
    crade (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:41am

    Re:

    Whats that got to do with artists?

    link to this | view in thread ]

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    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:42am

    Re:

    I saw a movie in the theater Friday. The piracy mention took up less than 30 seconds of the 15 minutes of pre movie ads. Ads, you know, those things that Google wants your life to be even more full of.

    Try not to be a complete douchebag your whole life, ok?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  36. icon
    Nigel Lew (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:47am

    Re: HA! Pirate Mike and Techdirt delivers its PRO-PIRACY message to pirates!

    LOL.... The mpaa does not make stuff. I see you are still wittingly obtuse.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  37. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:01am

    Re: Re:

    I see no reason to donate even 30 seconds of my life to hear the whiny bitches I just gave $9 a ticket to complain about their lost revenues.

    Maybe YOUR time isn't worth a shit.
    Don't assume TAC's is just as worthless.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  38. icon
    Dirk Belligerent (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:11am

    Re: Propaganda

    >"support ever more draconian copyright laws"

    Because laws prevent the bad things from happening. This is why we have no rape and murder and drug use and arson and fraud and...

    Laws are magic!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  39. icon
    Spaceman Spiff (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:13am

    Pirates vs. the MPAA

    What's the difference between a movie pirate and the MPAA? At least the pirate is honest about what they are doing!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  40. identicon
    David, 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:39am

    Re: Re:


    I saw a movie in the theater Friday. The piracy mention took up less than 30 seconds [...]

    Try not to be a complete douchebag your whole life, ok?

    Reading that took me decidedly less than 30 seconds. And yet if somebody greets me that way whenever I do business with him, I'll go elsewhere.

    It may take less than 30 seconds to insult me. But that does not mean that it takes less than 30 seconds of my inner peace to recover, so it takes up more of my life time.

    If the precondition to doing business with someone is to be insensitive to patronizing insinuations, I prefer working on who I do business with rather than my sensitivity.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  41. icon
    vgiannell5 (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:42am

    "if you're looking for better ideas, maybe fire the content protection team, and hire some folks who actually get the internet."

    Problem is, they that hiring people who get the internet could cause them money not to mention drive them to bankruptcy.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  42. identicon
    Ruben, 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:44am

    Re: Re: Re:

    You sound bitter. What's bothering you?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  43. identicon
    David, 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:46am

    Re:


    Everyone I've ever known who pirates movies also pays to go see movies, particularly in the theater where you are paying for the experience and not the movie

    Well, if my target audience both pays for and "pirates" movies, does it make sense to sour the paying for movies to them? As well as to those who do not "pirate" movies?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  44. identicon
    Ruben, 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:50am

    Re: HA! Pirate Mike and Techdirt delivers its PRO-PIRACY message to pirates!

    So do you have any suggestions as to how the entertainment industries engage people who pirate? Lower prices? Expanded distribution channels?

    I'm genuinely curious as to whether you have any cogent ideas to get people to stop pirating.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  45. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:52am

    Re: Re: Re:

    Maybe you can pick up some salt from the local grocery store and support the movie industry, you monster.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  46. identicon
    Ruben, 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:55am

    Re:

    Seriously! Records for box office opening weekends keep getting broken, but Hollywood is in danger of dying!!!

    Why does nobody call them out for talking out of both sides of their mouth!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_openings_for_films

    link to this | view in thread ]

  47. identicon
    Ruben, 29 Jun 2015 @ 11:07am

    Re:

    Got a link for that?

    2 actually, one for Mike's assertion and one for yours?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  48. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 11:17am

    Re: Re: Re:

    Apparently there is a strong correlation between lack of spell checking and one's living arrangements - who knew?

    I learn something new every day.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  49. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 11:19am

    All you bloody pirates should think of the poor pop corn farmers out there struggling to make ends meet, it's your fault they are not doing well.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  50. icon
    Derek Kerton (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 11:20am

    Re: Re: Re:

    How do you know it wasn't a play on words where "grown" has a dual meaning with "groan". And "adds" means both advertising, and "more, additional".

    Brilliant, I say!!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  51. icon
    Derek Kerton (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 11:22am

    Re:

    Wait! Where can I go to a cinema and pay only $8 to see a movie?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  52. icon
    btr1701 (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 11:23am

    Re: Re:

    > The piracy mention took up less than 30 seconds
    > of the 15 minutes of pre movie ads.

    Which is why I only patronize one theater chain here in Los Angeles-- Arclight. They do not have any pre-show advertising at all-- they just project soothing abstract color patterns on the screen while various film soundtracks play quietly in the background-- and they even limit the trailers to three per showing.

    And I've let the management know that I exclusively patrionize their business for that very reason, to reinforce to them that they're doing something right.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  53. icon
    jupiterkansas (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 11:26am

    Re: Re:

    You can pay as little as $5.50 in Missouri.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  54. icon
    jupiterkansas (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 11:31am

    Re: A dozen things the Movie Industy could do

    You forgot region blocking - the primary driver of piracy.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  55. icon
    frank87 (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 11:52am

    "This content is not available in your region."

    That's MPAA's view on copyright: Because they have copyright on it, you want to see it.
    So to save us from the disappointment of seeing these great productions without being able to do the right thing (paying for them in a movie theater) they block it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  56. icon
    frank87 (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 12:09pm

    Re: Re: Actually, this makes sense.

    That will make it worse: the die-hard moviefans will stay (and keep pirating). The casual movie-watcher will go bowling, or walk in the park to get out of the house.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  57. icon
    JP Jones (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 12:23pm

    Re: Re:

    That's what I was thinking. Mine are $10 with the military discount. Plus about $50 for the babysitter. And then gas money, and possibly the overpriced food.

    And all that money gets me an experience worse than my living room with a 127" projector and surround sound. At least at home I can sit in pajamas on my comfy couch, pause if I need to go to the bathroom, rewind if I missed something, and I don't have to drive anywhere.

    Pretty much the only reason I ever go to theaters is to watch a movie that just came out, and even that is happening less and less.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  58. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 12:48pm

    Re:

    Hey, the Prenda team was doing all they could to make up the difference in lost sales for a while there, and every so often you get some nutjob and/or bozo doing their part as well, but there's only so much pop-corn one can eat in the end.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  59. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 12:53pm

    Only 30 seconds?

    Personally I don't really see the problem here, and in fact they should change it from 30 seconds to a ten minute mini-film, just to really drive home how stupid people are to continue to give money to a group of people who actively loathe and think the worst of their customers.

    Of course it helps that I personally never go out and see films myself, as I prefer to give my money to people who don't think I'm a criminal and act accordingly, so it's not like anything they do to further screw over those foolish enough who do will affect me, that might have a bit of an effect on my thought process here.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  60. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 1:01pm

    It's not that insane. Studies have indicated that music pirates are also some of the biggest purchasers of music. If the same is true of movie pirates then they're not necessarily targeting the wrong audience. Whether or not this gets these people to give up piracy is another question entirely.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  61. icon
    ottermaton (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 1:26pm

    Re: Re: Re: HA! Pirate Mike and Techdirt delivers its PRO-PIRACY message to pirates!

    I have always wondered why he never created an account.

    Easy. He doesn't want his incoherent rants being brought up again and used against him. Not having an account makes it slightly harder to do so.

    While mostly crazy ...

    While entirely crazy. FTFY.

    ... his post do generate a lot of responses.

    And that's exactly why all the responses should be reported as well. Take the wind right out of his sails.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  62. icon
    John Fenderson (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 1:56pm

    Re: Re:

    "The piracy mention took up less than 30 seconds of the 15 minutes of pre movie ads."

    Those pre-movie ads are already infuriating. What could be wrong with adding an insulting one as well?

    link to this | view in thread ]

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    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 2:12pm

    Re:

    "music pirates are also some of the biggest purchasers of music."

    LOL. Bullshit surveys aren't "studies". Sorry.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  64. icon
    Robert (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 2:21pm

    Re: Re:

    And all those "studies" from the MPAA and RIAA fall into this exact category. Cherrypicking data to influence naive politicians. When that doesn't work, they contribute to campaigns and revolving-door industry-government career relationships.

    You do realize the numbers thrown around by the MPAA/RIAA were taken from a 1986 IP guestimate, concerning counterfeit goods on the ENTIRE US economy, ranging from 300 000 jobs to 900 000 jobs. Again, not a small entertainment section, but the ENTIRE economy and that was a worst-case guestimate.

    That is the source of the bullshit numbers the "studies" from the RIAA/MPAA come from, but they've upped it from 900 000 to 1.2 million because of the inclusion of grocery chains.

    Who's bullshitting who?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  65. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 2:29pm

    Re: Re:

    As opposed to the super accurate and unbiased 'studies' paid for by the *AA's, right? /s

    link to this | view in thread ]

  66. identicon
    Kronomex, 29 Jun 2015 @ 3:09pm

    Re:

    It's worse here in Teem Osstraya, we pay $18.00 - $20.00 (more for the bloody 3D crap) and get to sit through up to 20 minutes of advertisements before we actually get to watch the movie. I was asked if I wanted to see Jurassic World tonight (Tuesday) with a friend and her son and I said no. Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park book, like most of his novels, relied fairly heavily on the science of the day and, as such, made for a good read. Then the film of the same came out and I laid out cash to see it. The "science" part where the cartoon Mr. DNA appeared almost got me thrown out of the theatre. I swore I would never see another Jurassic Park, and offshoots, film again.

    And the bullshit from the MPAA, RIAA and their ilk strangely never mentions that it's the greedy middlemen who make the money. Bunch of wankers!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  67. icon
    frank87 (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 3:21pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    Netflix saves you money: No trailers of movies "soon in a theater near you", so you have time to wait for the home-cinema release.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  68. icon
    JBDragon (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 5:20pm

    Re:

    $8? WOW, if only it was so little. It costs more then that to go to the cheap first showing at the places I go to!!!

    So instead I pay $35 a month for Movie Pass. Which allows me to see any movie at any time. With a few rules. I can only see 1 movie in a 24 hour period. I can only see one movie once. NO repeats!! I can't see any 3D or IMAX movies. I try to see at least one movie a week if not 2. using a Club Card, I can get free drinks, Popcorn and even Movie tickets. Those free movie tickets I then use to see a IMAX or 3d or 3d IMAX movie, which is a cost of the ticket plus however much more. Then I can see the movie for free using Movie Pass for a normal viewing. You have to watch a bunch of movies to make it worth it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  69. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 5:46pm

    Re:

    Back already, M. Slonecker? Finally decided to take a breather after deep-fellating average_joe's hardon for Masnick?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  70. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 29 Jun 2015 @ 5:48pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    Shhhh! He's only angry he hadn't considered paying off universities in addition to the joke studies conducted by MarkMonitor.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  71. icon
    MrTroy (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 6:57pm

    Re: Re:

    Obviously different strokes for different folks, but I can't imagine there'd be more than 2 months in most years that there's as many as 4 movies that I even WANT to see in the cinema.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  72. icon
    JMT (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 7:03pm

    Re:

    "Nice to see that real people, not monolithic studios, are the ones who help in the creation of movies. The process is far more than using just a camera to record images and sounds, and then editing with some software tools."

    Thank you Captain Obvious.

    "Frankly, I rather doubt there is anything the movie industry could do to satisfy the deep seated animus regularly exhibited here..."

    That's probably because you're as willfully blind and stuck in the past as the big studios. Just because you don't understand what the public really want, doesn't mean there aren't plenty of smarter and braver people than you who do know.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  73. icon
    Mike Masnick (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:17pm

    Re:

    Nice to see that real people, not monolithic studios, are the ones who help in the creation of movies.

    This is news to you? That seems weird. I don't think anyone denies that. But trumpeting in this disingenuous ads doesn't help anything.

    The process is far more than using just a camera to record images and sounds, and then editing with some software tools.

    Look at that strawman standing there! Oh look, you tried to make its arms move. How cute.

    Frankly, I rather doubt there is anything the movie industry could do to satisfy the deep seated animus regularly exhibited here short of totally disclaiming and abandoning reliance upon the longstanding body of law we refer to as copyright law.

    What makes you say that? We've seen that the music industry is coming around, and when they embrace providing music the way fans want, piracy rates drop precipitously. Same thing could happen for movies if the MPAA finally got its act together.

    Besides, I find it amusing that you have so little business or creative knowledge that you insist nothing can be done. Thank goodness you don't run a studio. It's too bad that many studio heads do seem to have that same opinion as you, though. Thankfully, we're starting to see more Hollywood folks understanding this though. Changes are coming... and those with obsolete ideas won't survive the changes. Good riddance.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  74. icon
    Sheogorath (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:26pm

    Re:

    Don't you mean "You wouldn't download a movie theater" satires? :D

    link to this | view in thread ]

  75. icon
    techflaws (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:24pm

    Re: Re:

    Like you?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  76. icon
    techflaws (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:27pm

    Re:

    the deep seated animus regularly exhibited here

    [citation needed]

    link to this | view in thread ]

  77. icon
    techflaws (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:29pm

    Re:

    bullshit.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  78. icon
    techflaws (profile), 29 Jun 2015 @ 10:30pm

    Re: Re:

    Bullshit surveys aren't "studies". Sorry.

    And rightfully sorry you are given the fact that your opinions are based on bullshit **AA "studies".

    You haven't thought this through, have you?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  79. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 12:07am

    Re:

    Piling on the price bandwagon, I haven't been to the movies in years (I give my money to Netflix) for several reasons, but here's my local prices I got online:

    Matinee, Adult:
    $7.75
    Evening, Adult:
    $10.00
    Adult (Fri-Sat):
    $10.50
    Child:
    $7.50
    Senior (60-older):
    $7.25
    Additional 3D Surcharge:
    $2.50
    Child (Fri-Sat Ages 3-11):
    $8.00
    Matinee (Fri-Sat):
    $8.25
    Senior 60 (Friday-Saturday):
    $7.50
    Super Bargain (4:00-5:30pm):
    $5.75
    Late Shows 2D (after 11:00):
    $12.25
    Late Shows 3D (after 11:00):
    $15.25

    link to this | view in thread ]

  80. icon
    PaulT (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 2:15am

    Re:

    "Nice to see that real people, not monolithic studios, are the ones who help in the creation of movies"

    It's actually both, and those ordinary folk are routinely screwed by the studios who don't pay them what was promised a lot of the time. but, if you're so ignorant of the filmmaking process that you don't realise that hundreds of ordinary technicians and working folk are involved ina production, maybe this will help you understand what's happening on the production end. It won't tell you about the pre- and post-production phases where the studios are usually criticised for their actions.

    "Frankly, I rather doubt there is anything the movie industry could do to satisfy the deep seated animus regularly exhibited here short of totally disclaiming and abandoning reliance upon the longstanding body of law we refer to as copyright law."

    If you read the actual opinions of those who post here, there's plenty they can do. They can even still rely on the outdated laws if they want, as it's mostly the *abuse* of that law that people object to rather than enforcement in the spirit of its original intent.

    How about this for starters - stop making legally purchased content *less* valuable than the free stuff. That's the issue highlighted above. A person who never pays for content will never see the anti-piracy ads. A person who always pays to go to the cinema will already have to sit down and wait for 30 mins through trailers and other commercials. Now you're going to try and berate them for not paying for the movie they're about to watch, and do so every time they pay for a movie? How does that make sense?

    There's plenty of other things people can be doing to improve the situation, from not relying on windows that force people willing to pay for content to wait much longer than people who don't if they don't live in the right country or are able to get to a cinema, etc. It's a record year for box office, just one studio (Universal) has already made $3 billion worldwide on only 4 movies, and many of the biggest movies of the year are not out yet. Despite the whining, the industry is not dying. Why not capitalise on that and interact with audiences to see what will keep them paying, and where they are losing sales either to piracy, other media, general apathy or other avenues?

    But, no, you'd rather rely on half-assed propaganda that's targeted at the wrong people and will achieve nothing other than insult those already paying for their content? Good luck with that.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  81. icon
    Sheogorath (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 2:21am

    Re: Re: HA! Pirate Mike and Techdirt delivers its PRO-PIRACY message to pirates!

    Yes, they do. They make money. The way they make it might be suspect, but...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  82. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 5:13am

    Wrong target

    Aren't most of the pirated screeners filmed in russian or asian cinemas and later dubbed or redubbed?

    With worldwide release now not always favoring the US, making copies in the states while the movie was released elsewhere a week earlier seems pointless if the aim is to be the first on the scene.


    Wasn't there a story where SWAT came to the cinema for someone handling some recording device?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  83. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 6:23am

    Re: Re:

    Have to wonder if you watched any of the ads or visited the website with which the ads are associated. None of them are anti-piracy screeds by any reasonable definition.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  84. icon
    PaulT (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 6:39am

    Re: Re: Re:

    "Have to wonder if you watched any of the ads or visited the website with which the ads are associated"

    No, since they're geo-restricted, in a typically wrong-headed move. I have to depend therefore on assumptions based on past behaviour. Apologies if those assumptions are incorrect.

    "None of them are anti-piracy screeds by any reasonable definition."

    Unless you have a different definition, they're propaganda from the descriptions I've read, and I've never seen anything from these people that didn't depend on exaggerations and outright lies to make this sort of "point". Maybe these are better. But, I'm not about to congratulate them on finally producing less obnoxious propaganda rather than actually fixing the issues that lead some people to pirate in the first place. Case in point: the regional and format blocks that prevent people from paying for content in the same way it's blocking them from watching their propaganda now.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  85. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 7:08am

    Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Your candid reply serves as an example of why reliance on hearsay can be very problematic. I reside in the US, and clicking on the various links to the ads took me straight to the website page carrying each ad. It seems surprising you were not able to do likewise.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  86. icon
    PaulT (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 7:22am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    "Your candid reply serves as an example of why reliance on hearsay can be very problematic"

    If you have a non-restricted link that shows me the first hand evidence, feel free to supply it. Otherwise, as previously mentioned, I only have the previous decades of worthless and misleading propaganda upon which to based my opinion, outside of what others are saying.

    "I reside in the US... It seems surprising you were not able to do likewise."

    So... did you ignore the details I provided that would make that not surprising (hint: I don't live in the US, hence the comments about regional blocking). Or, are you say that you're surprised that I didn't go out of my way to investigate how full of shit these people are this time when they're deliberately blocking me from viewing them?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  87. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 8:12am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    All i did was click the links in the article. I was taken directly to the wheretowatch.com website, and specifically the page hosting a specific ad.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  88. identicon
    Julian Lives, 30 Jun 2015 @ 11:40am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    I think you might just be the only person on the entire face of the earth that actually uses wheretowatch.com.

    I must therefore conclude you're working for a studio astroturf organization (CreativeFuture, maybe?) that pays for comments.

    It's like someone mentioning in a movie that they try "Binging it." No actual human on earth does that, so it's prima facie evidence of product placement and general ratfuckery.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  89. icon
    PaulT (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 12:07pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    ...and all I did was click on it and be told that I wasn't allowed to watch it because I'm sitting on the wrong patch of dirt.

    Seriously, if you're not getting that simple concept I've laid out clearly in front of you, no wonder you're having a problem with everything else I'm saying!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  90. icon
    Uriel-238 (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 12:36pm

    Movie theater prices.

    It's 10-12 in San Francisco. Second showing theaters are down to $6-8.

    Specialty theaters tend to also run cheap for classic films. Broadway charged $5 for their showing of Jaws (with newsreels, a cartoon, drawings and all the classic Americana kitsch.)

    It's been a while since I've been compelled to see a recent release.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  91. icon
    Uriel-238 (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 12:49pm

    Fifteen minutes of ads (20+ in the Bay Area)

    Is one of the reasons I've reduced my cinema excursions to less than once a year. Mostly to remind myself why I don't go the rest of the year.

    The ads are not even necessarily for coming attractions!

    The other big reason is the foyers full of video screens strobing ads trying to trigger all the epileptics in the crowd while five or six separate audio tracks assure that not one of them is intelligible.

    Oh, and the Don't be a thief! propaganda only reminds me how miserly the studios are, and that 95% of the ticket cost is going to them (which is why all the additional advertising).

    You know what kind of media doesn't have all that we own this and you're stealing rhetoric?

    It starts with a P and ends with a T which stands for trouble and goes Yo ho ho!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  92. icon
    Uriel-238 (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 12:55pm

    "MPAA makes stuff and supports labor."

    [citation needed]

    link to this | view in thread ]

  93. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 3:19pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Never heard of it until this article.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  94. icon
    John Fenderson (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 3:52pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Me neither. But I just went to the website and discovered it is being run by the MPAA. So it's dead to me.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  95. icon
    John85851 (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 5:17pm

    Irony at it's best

    It's ironic that they're playing this anti-piracy ad in front of the biggest box office movies.
    So if "Jurassic World" or "Avengers" are making billions of dollars, why are these ads even needed?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  96. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 5:41pm

    ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿Has anybody read the story????????

    These aren't 'Anti-Piracy' ads, they are ads for 'wheretowatch'.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  97. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 5:44pm

    Re: ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿Has anybody read the story????????

    Apparently not.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  98. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 7:02pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    When you consider that Slonecker's most important goal is to get all pissy when people use the word "moron" to describe antipiracy enforcement fanboys... it's not really surprising.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  99. icon
    Sheogorath (profile), 30 Jun 2015 @ 8:08pm

    The fact is that Google facilitates theft by enabling its users to search for infringing material, and Mike Masnick sucks up to Google Inc. and encourages this law-breaking behaviour by constantly espousing such ineffective anti-piracy methods as making stuff people want to consume, making it widely available, and not charging stupid money for it based on geographical location.
    *MAFIAA shill mode off*

    link to this | view in thread ]

  100. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 8:55pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    You seem to enjoy making totally irrelevant posts laced with crude and vugar language, and the reason why this is so is not at all apparent. Rejoinders that make substantive points can be very educational and thought provoking. Your posts? Not so much.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  101. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2015 @ 9:00pm

    Re: Re:

    I thought they were talking out of their arse. On everything.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  102. identicon
    Pragmatic, 1 Jul 2015 @ 5:18am

    Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Someone stole his boombox and cassette collection?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  103. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 2 Jul 2015 @ 6:57pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    "Moron", "pissy" and "fanboys" is crude and vulgar language to you? Really?

    If this is the sort of vocabulary that rustles your jimmies, you're not particularly qualified to judge people on substantive points. You regularly run to the defense of far ruder individuals because they share the same sort of legalistic, narrow-minded perspectives on antipiracy. You're the one who professed undying obsession with one of them and offered to have his "offspring", as you eloquently put it.

    What a joke.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  104. identicon
    GEMont, 2 Jul 2015 @ 10:39pm

    Paid Pig In A Poke Selection

    Personally, I think the FilMafia simply wants to re-establish Paid Pig In A Poke Selection of movies.

    File sharing pisses them off because it has partially taken the place of Movie Theater Viewing, where the FilMafia used to get paid for every film regardless of how shitty it was and instead with P2P, viewers can watch all the movies for free and then decide which ones they want to buy DVD keeper copies of for repeat home viewing.

    The FilMafia simply wants people to pay big bux for all of their movies, whether they are good or bad, and file sharing interferes with that business model.

    ---

    link to this | view in thread ]

  105. icon
    Uriel-238 (profile), 3 Jul 2015 @ 1:50am

    Holy anal deep-probes, Batman

    I was wrong. AMC Metreon adult prices are:
    $14: Regular admission
    $18: 3D admission
    $21: IMAX 3D admission

    At those box office rates, the studios better blow me.

    Oh and Governor Schwarzenegger is still doing Terminator movies.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  106. icon
    nasch (profile), 3 Jul 2015 @ 10:42am

    Re: Re:

    Well, if my target audience both pays for and "pirates" movies, does it make sense to sour the paying for movies to them? As well as to those who do not "pirate" movies?

    Take a group of people you know is willing and able to access the content without paying, as well as by paying, and then make the paid content a less pleasant experience without affecting the free content. What could go wrong?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  107. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 6 Jul 2015 @ 9:51am

    Re:

    "short of totally disclaiming and abandoning reliance upon the longstanding body of law we refer to as copyright law."

    Is this an admission that copy protection laws disproportionately exist due to the will of the 'movie industry' (or certain middlemen within)? History also seems to support that they had a disproportionate influence and that publishers had a disproportionate influence on creating these laws to begin with. Some democracy.

    The movie industry should not get to decide what laws do and don't exist or their extent. This is supposed to be a democracy. Why does the movie industry get to have secretive meetings with government officials and to leave the public out to get the laws that they want passed. That you support undemocratically passed laws shows what kind of person you truly are.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  108. icon
    Uriel-238 (profile), 6 Jul 2015 @ 10:54am

    "This is supposed to be a democracy."

    Beyond that that phrase, the conversation (or chain of logic) becomes fraught with perils.

    This is supposed to be a democracy, but it doesn't behave at all as a democracy should. The people are supposed to govern, but it is the corporations and monied interests that govern us instead.

    Whether it is big media or big oil or big food pushing their agendas, they get pushed. And the people's agendas are only pushed when they have effective monied allies.

    We are a garrison-occupied state pretending to be free.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  109. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jul 2015 @ 5:46pm

    Re: Fifteen minutes of ads (20+ in the Bay Area)

    Parrot?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  110. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jul 2015 @ 5:58pm

    Re: Actually, this makes sense.

    They are just reminding you that what you paid only allows one view. Should you wish to watch it again, you must pay again.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  111. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jul 2015 @ 6:03pm

    Re:

    Bing Bing Bing

    link to this | view in thread ]

The Last Word

A dozen things the Movie Industy could do

> Frankly, I rather doubt there is anything the movie industry could
> do to satisfy the deep seated animus regularly exhibited here short of
> totally disclaiming and abandoning reliance upon the longstanding
> body of law we refer to as copyright law.


You are wrong. But you are too blind to see it.

Here are a dozen things the movie industry could do.

1. Quit focusing on Google which has absolutely nothing to do with piracy.
2. Go after actual infringers. With proof. Using due process. You know, the site hosting infringing content. Free Clue: if you take those down, then those sites don't appear in Google. (and other search engines!)
3. Quit trying to use copyright as a censorship tool.
4. Quit trying to create laws the impose liability upon everyone except the actual infringers.
5. Try making movies that I actually want to see. (There is exactly one movie this summer that I am interested in seeing -- this is the first time in several years. This new stupid anti-piracy ad for three minutes is giving me 2nd thoughts.)
6. If you want to actually help the hard working people you feature in your anti piracy ad, then get rid of Hollywood Accounting.
7. Quit complaining about the Creative Commons license.
8. If I buy a DVD (or CD) I should own either a piece of plastic that costs virtually nothing to produce, or I should own a licensed copy that allows me to very cheaply replace the worn piece of plastic. Or have reasonable backup policies. Most people are honest. But you'll never see this.
9. Quit trying to destroy the public domain. Quit trying to re-copyright it.
10. Quit extending copyright.
11. In short, quit abusing copyright.
12. Quit trolling TechDirt

Extra freebie:

13. Get your head out of the sand. Quit being stuck in the past. See the future. Technology is your friend. It always has been historically even when you fought it kicking and screaming.
—DannyB

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